Lady Gaga And Beyonce: Long Awaited `Telephone`

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Entertainment

We don"t make the news, we just sometimes report it, and everyone"s talking about this video. Good? Bad? Meh? Thoughts?
There are 140 comments:
Female 13
@xXKaryXx: of course it didnt. its lady gaga. its expected that shes not going to mke any sence.
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Female 157
wonderbread, miracle whip, virgin mobile, polaroid! AH the product placement.

And I`m almost convinced there was some subliminal messaging somewhere.
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Male 199
what the hell did i just watch?
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Female 386
9 minutes? screw that
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Female 635
had nothing to do with the song

love you gaga, but hate the video
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Male 135
Finally! I found something that represents everything I hate about my generation all in one single thing! Also wtf.
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Female 855
she sorta lookslike Amy Winehouse in this video, with blonde hair. and more meat on her bones
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Female 163
God i hope that video is never continued that was the wierdest thing i have seen. what has been seen can not be unseen!
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Female 118
pfff i dunno what the 2 ladies below this comment are on but im guessing its not presciption! she is rediculous... she must hav slept with aloooot of people to get to where she is atm. she cant dance she cant sing she cant act and she looks like a man now, and might i add - a bit of a sl.ut. i saw a picture of her bfore she went nutz n she looked lovely,,, but now.. eeeek, i wudnt wanna run into that in the dark. i just dont understand it... ill agree that her music can be good... but everytime i listen to one of her songs i cant help but think that this is not realy her voice,, its all touched up n altered to sound the way it does. like i saw her on tv live n i was gob smaked. GOB SMACKED I TELL YOU!!! she made me kringe.. it was like listening to finger nails being slowly dragged across a chalk board!!!! oh the pain!
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Female 437
meh i liked it... i dont agree that gaga is hot.. but she is a show peice like madonna (sp) or kylie minoge (again spelling) She does good work.. her clips are good and i guess expensive!!.. if you have ever actually listened to kylies lyrics.. she is not all that great.. at least lady gaga writes her own! anyways point is im on her side! hated or not she does a good performance (oh and i love at the start.. "i told u she didnt have a penis!!) LOL! im a fan kind of...
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Female 635
Holy hell.
That was amazing.

I`m a closet Lady Gaga fan, not because of her music, but because of her style and how her music videos are always a big production and absoluely mind-blowing at times (I`m a costume geek, what can I say?). This seriously topped Bad Romance. Like, times a million.
Beyonce/Gaga is my new OTP.

And the song is great. I`ll be humming it all day :)

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Female 247
ummm, yeah this music video is a flaming pile of dead mean person if you ask me...
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Female 118
omg i cant believe someone like beyonce would work with such trash... this is the most rediculous thing iv ever watched. i dont understand why she famous???!!!!! she cant sing, she CAN NOT dance, the list goes on n on!! she so stupid
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Male 617
re to the tarded.
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Male 16
I think it`s a refreshing change to have an artist who is a bit quirky. I have been totally fed up with mainstream, interchangeable performers over the past few years. Also, for those bitching about talent, I saw her on a show over here (uk) and she plays piano pretty damn well and at least writes a lot of her own stuff - which is more than most popular acts. I hate chart music as a rule but this was pretty catchy and a fun video.
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Female 3,726
I hate Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta and this video is ridiculous. Was it a commercial or a music video? What was is saying? Burning cigarettes on the eyes? Talking into a cabbage? And Stefani, please stop trying to "dance" or having a spastic seizure (whatever you call yourself doing)....RANT OVER!
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Male 5
Love her or hate her, she`s definitely one of the most talked about people on the planet right now! I say kudos to you, Gaga!!!!!
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Male 5
Lady GaGa...you are officially my new hero!!!!
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Male 192
thats my kind of music video!!
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Male 1,182
hahaha told you she didnt have a dick
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Female 96
I love the part where she`s trying to be fancy by counting to 3 in german, and then the subtitles say "ein zwei drei" instead of "eins zwei drei" lol. But I`m being picky, I enjoyed it :-p.
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Male 220
too bad im gay dont got turn on
i would like to see justin beiver and i dont know
justin timberlake
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Female 305
that truck is actually quentin tarantino`s personal truck.
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Female 160
No fml,

I understood all the references. She not only tributes Tarantino by the Pu$$ywagon, but a lot of it reminds me of his movies...the cafe, for instance. And of course I understood the ad placement. I`d be surprised if those weren`t Big Apple Cigarettes at the beginning on her glasses.

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Female 160
Where was Jay Z? Where was he when his wife agreed to make this?

I did dance for a long time and I remember having to do some stupid moves and thinking "this is the most retarded thing I have ever done..." I feel ya guys!

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Male 26
I...uh..don`t really know what to make of this? how come when gaga said motherf***** it didnt bleep, but when beyonce said it, it did? Weird ass always lady gaga...and now she`s making the entire pop music scene go weird with her Lady Gaga enchantment
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Female 84
...They stole that truck from Kill Bill.
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Male 2,056
what?

and product placement much

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Female 198
i fail to see how this entire video really thas anything to do with being at a club and telephones...gaga that is enough. please stop. k thanks.
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Male 1,627
how much do you wanna bet in person she is the most normal person you can meet.
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Male 736
excellent except for the too-obvious Virgin Mobile ads.
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Female 570
Lame video. Beyonce was cool in it, gaga`s too green to be working with beyonce. Beyonce has been famous and rocking it since the 90s, gaga showed up what a year ago? I hated the publicity to the cell phone and virgin records. I didnt even know about this video till today, they`re trying to shove crap down our throats like they shove water on your face with that chinese (?) torture.
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Female 3,828
There is a lot i really like about this video. creative, and well done. the jail scene was cool. I love both artists.Overall a good video.

a couple things i dont like. eg. blatent product placement, they look like sluts. Im all for sexy, but sexy and slutty is a fine line. i feel like lady gaga crossed it. a couple times. beyonce stayed pretty classy overall though.

Normally i like gagas weird fashion sense.In general at least its creative, if weird, and gives you something else to think about. But i think this time it was a little too trashy. And the make up made her look like amy winehouse lol.

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Female 99
I normally like Gaga`s videos...but this one was different. I haven`t decided if I like it or not... haha
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Male 190
this is awesome, just got back from her concert freaking amazing
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Male 199
Ã…kerlund shines
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Female 236
And is that the pu$$ywagon from Kill Bill??
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Female 236
I gotta admit I like Lady Gaga. I normally don`t listen to pop, but I gotta hear the latest song by Gaga!!
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Male 3,369
What did I just watch? Someone explain please!
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Female 472
Nothing against the people who like Lady Gaga, but let me just get this off my chest:

She wears ridiculous things and it somehow makes her "interesting" or "hot".

I`ll tell ya what, go find a homeless guy with really long hair and pin his hair up in some old beer cans and see how "interesting" or "hot" he is.
She`s got a decent voice, I`ll give her that. But beyond that, she doesn`t hold a candle to real artists.

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Female 474
the video sucked but beyonce was beautiful as always, lady gaga...is just gross. she kind of reminds me of the poodle from the movie oliver and company lol
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Male 1,834
lame
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Female 673
@ omg-a-lion

lol your acronym doesn`t match what you say it means. PWNED!

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Female 158
Effin` hilarious. In a weird way. People need to stop hating. If you don`t like Lady Gaga or Beyonce then why the hell did you watch this? Is it because you have nothing better to do than to be an annoyance to everyone who happens to like them? Probably. Well we all apologize for not being exactly the same. Now please haters, get a life.
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Male 256
terrible like everything else shes ever done
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Male 2,402
Lady GAG me!
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Male 115
DRGAFAPMTD=Dont really give a drat about pop music these days
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Male 5,194
Oh, and Europe? Lady Gaga > Amy Winehouse.
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Male 5,194
Best video ever.
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Male 134
bitch is over-rated
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Male 280
I’m not twelve
I hate this kind of music (if you can call it that)
I had never heard a song from Gaga
That said, I really enjoyed the video, watched it twice! Actually except the horrible song I can say I loved it.
Tarantino is the best movie director EVER so tributes are due.
And the product placement sarcasm really went over everyone’s head lol
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Female 99
I like it.
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Male 1,452
ring ring ring ring banana phone! :-P
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Female 19
What the hell did I just watch?

I`m actually starting to be indifferent on the Gaga. She still looks kinda dudely to me, but not in a completely bad way.

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Male 292
Music today is about marketing now-a-days. And it looked like Beyonce did not want anypart of that video.
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Male 154
what? that was weird. all her music sounds the same, haha thats why she trys to make her image different. all that kind of music sounds the same. its like country.
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Female 3,574
[quote]I wonder if musical instruments and talent are ever going to be `cool` again.[/quote]

we can only hope :(

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Male 3,255
I wonder if musical instruments and talent are ever going to be `cool` again. It`s been like 15 straight drating years of non-stop "ATTRACTIVE BODY + COMPUTER GENERATED SOUND = GOOD MUSIC" and I`m drating sick of it.
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Female 465
Worrisome
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Male 447
"Holy brand placement"

Yeah that kinda ruined it for me. There is subtle product placement, like a character drinking a coke, but then there is this. I don`t need a 3 second shot of your phone provider lady gaga.

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Male 1,764
This combines 2 of my most hated artists.
No, I did not enjoy this =/
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Male 101
Holy brand placement.
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Male 1,347
meh. the style was kinda cool tho. the little move gaga did when she was released reminded me of michael jackson
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Female 62
"uggggggh. i hate that they drove the pussy wagon. i doubt Tarantino is a lady gaga fan."

Actually in an interview that she did she stated she talked to Tarantino about her vid and he let her use it. Eat that one. I LOVE Gaga, and if you have seen her interviews yes she is eccentric but she is all about her fans. I thinks she is so talented and her music is amazing. Her vids are just frosting on the cake! Keep it up Gagaloo!

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Male 1,646
Bad Romance was 6000x`s better.
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Male 1,370
wtf was that sh*t?
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Male 326
I am a fan of neither one of those two... and that said. I enjoyed this.
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Male 316
Strange video, but entertaining. Lady Gaga fan.
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Male 45
Hate the Product Placements!

meah.. on the video

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Male 92
I can`t understand all the hate for her. She is a provacative and batpoo insane performing artist and talented to boot. Plus girls go nuts when this poo comes on
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Female 3,574
[quote]i dont think women in prison really look like that.[/quote]

O RLY?

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Male 304
Oh Poloroid, I miss you...
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Female 1,604
Weird but I thought it was kinda fun to watch
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Female 70
this video makes no sense, and the song lyrics are asinine.
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Male 2,395
the pussy wagon from kill bill kinda made this a bit better.
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Male 571
What is there to talk about? It`s just another lame video to a pooty pop song.
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Female 846
LOVED IT!!! but i dont think women in prison really look like that.
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Male 89
Well, i liked it.
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Female 1,190
I love her other vids, but ive never liked the style tarantino has and its even worse when someone impersonates it :P
no likey
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Male 2,199
she just had to prove that she has a vag... made me lol...

also who the hell says "once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger"??? just... no...

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Male 1,452
w
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Female 61
uggggggh. i hate that they drove the pussy wagon. i doubt Tarantino is a lady gaga fan.
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Female 168
I am twelve years old.....
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Female 231
please excuse me while I pound my head against my desk so I can forget this train wreck of a music video.
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Female 44
Lady Gaga looks like a man in drag impersonating 80`s Madonna.

Ugh.

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Female 157
iab`s infected with Gaga too?
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Male 4,546
The song isn`t bad. I hate literally everything else about it.
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Male 1,403
soooo confused
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Male 3,301
...

I have many ambitions in life. Seeing Lady Gaga`s vag was NOT one of them.

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Female 3,574
splurbyburbl, pretty much lol.
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Female 39
I got Virgin Mobile (the phone), Diet Coke (rollers in Gaga`s hair), Poloroid (the camera), Coors Light (neon sign in the diner when they`re dancing), and Chevy (the p***y wagon)... It`s a 9 minute commercial with music in the background.
I thought this song was about being in a club and not answering her boyfriend`s calls... what the heck is this???
The only funny part was in the beginning when the guards stripped her and said "I told you she didn`t have a d**k" "too bad".
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Male 2,796
Move over Britney! There`s a new untalented whoreish wafe in town!!

So basically in order to sell a song you have to be naked and a bad singer helped largely by electronics.

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Female 695
I love it.
Continuation of Paparazzi!
Harley and Ivy!
Thelma and Louise.

F-ed up, but cool. Who the hell cares if Gaga is ugly. She`s actually damn talented. I don`t know if any of you dissers have heard just her pure voice and piano, but it`s magic.

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Male 177
it started buffering as she climbed up the cell the spinning circle made it look like her bits were alive!!! shocking
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Female 250
What the he11 does that video have to do with that song? it don`t make any sence
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Male 1,598
I found it funny that lady gaga had to go spread eagle just to show that she didn`t have a penis... rumors can be a bitch
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Male 32
I liked that part where... nope.. there was that part... no... never mind I didn`t like it.
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Female 3,574
you know, if she wore normal makeup I don`t think she`d actually look that bad.
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Male 508
Least she got that pesky penis removed. Bout time Gaga.
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Female 179
whats lady gaga`s problem with wearing clothes
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Male 4,004
Basically, you can base you life on that question.

Would a prostitute <insert idea here>?

If the answer is no, then it`s probably a terrible idea.

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Male 4,004
Why is it ALL Lady Gaga songs I have heard sound the exact same?

Maybe she`s just a talentless whacko with an odd sense of fashion. Pop cans in your hair is never fashionable. Police tape isn`t suitable for a prostitute, what does that make you?

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Male 122
Lady Gaga knows she should be in the kitchen haha. And isnt that the truck from Kill Bill?
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Male 7,834
wow, i actually made it through the whole thing. the actual story parts werent terrible, but i dont like the song and the bits where they were actually performing the song were just weird. on a side note, beyonce looked hot as hell and gaga looked...well, as good as she can. she is just not a pretty girl. she kind of looks like sasha baren cohen.
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Female 857
what has she done to herself? I think she actually looks pretty in the Bad Romance video but this... not so good.
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Female 843
That took way too long to get to the actual music. Honestly, to me, she sounds like every other female singer out there right now. The only special thing about her is her goofy "style"
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Male 881
Morals of the story:
You`re not a skank if you put tape over your nipples.
You`re not ugly if you wear outfits that distract attention from your face.
It`s not a pooty song if you get Beyonce in the video.
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Female 1,401
Niceee I like her recent videos better than the old ones. Paparazzi and this were good cuz theyre like movies i like em.
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Female 7
i seriously have no idea wtf to think about that.
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Male 338
I usually like gaga, but this was pretty poor - I do like that she always provokes a reaction, good or bad.
....could be that I can`t stand beyonce that I don`t like this
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Female 42
me likey.
I like how they combined Gaga`s and Beyonce`s style on the last, but she still kept her own image.
Me likey.
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Male 3,255
"Good? Bad? Meh? Thoughts?"

................. IT`S LADY GAGA AND BEYONCE! WHAT THE drat DO YOU THINK?

Hey, this new duet between the guy that rapes 4 month olds on stage and hitler is out, Good? Bad? Meh? Thoughts?

You drating crazy or something? Good lord.

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Male 483
[email protected] "Told you she didn`t have a dick"
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Female 612
That made absolutely no sense.
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Male 7,378
That was really good and shows that the Lady has a great sense of humor. Bravo!
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Female 407
what the hell..
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Female 3,574
I`m not a huge fan of her`s, but compared to all the other cookie cutter crap out there, she`s definitely more interesting.
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Female 525
" it`s as if she does all this strange other shizz to distract us from the fact that she is not nice to look at otherwise. "

I actually remember seeing a part of the video where she wasn`t wearing nearly as much heavy eye makeup and she liked much cuter. Well, cute enough that my boyfriend actually mentioned it.

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Male 203
lady gaga is busted. like, really ugly. it`s as if she does all this strange other shizz to distract us from the fact that she is not nice to look at otherwise.
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Female 394
I thought it was hilarious.. and slightly reminiscent of Marilyn Manson crossbreeding with Thelma and Luise.. but if nothing else it was a good laugh ^.^
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Female 51
wow very weird. i like lady gaga`s songs and performances, but this video didn`t make any sense at all. i have to give it to her for being unique tho.
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Male 730
It was meh but Beyonce was hot and I loved the Kill Bill reference
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Female 3,574
LOL

"I told you she didn`t have a dick"
"too bad"

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Female 247
weird.
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Female 96
WARNING: Do Not, under any circumstance, watch this video under the influence of marijuana. Or any other drugs / alcohol.

Thanks. This has been a PSA for your benefit.

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Male 1,931
I like the music, but Gaga has to be on acid when she comes up with this poo. Ah well, I can just listen and not watch.
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Male 2,510
virgin mobile, diet coke, plenty of fish, fast food chains, polariod, wonder-bread, miracle whip,coors light

anyone find anymore? lol

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Male 134
joanielspeak:

lady gaga`s fashion sense = slut.
oh god, is this what music has come to?
really?

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Female 71
lady gaga is so flippin weird
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Female 9,572
Freaky as hell. And I am in total agreement with you pomokey.
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Male 2,510
lol i agree.
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Male 95
the amount of product placement in this video is astounding.
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Female 122
I don`t particularly like the song with the video but at least the video was interesting enough to watch. Most videos out now are all the same dancing crap. This was at least funny/creepy/sad/strange and entertaining. Costumes, hair, makeup, and dialog were all wacky enough to keep me wanting to finish it. So, regardless about how you feel about the singers involved or Gaga`s fashion sense, it still pretty fun to watch.
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Male 45
awesomeness!!!!
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Male 4,012
The video is 10 kinds of insane and 100 kinds of awesome.
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Male 2,510
where is this streaming from azerbaijan? friggin slow.
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Male 15,510
Is this worth watching?
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Male 4,593
I bet Lady Gaga is a freak in bed. Awesome.
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Male 16
Okay... okay... Who do I have to kill around here to get to go to THAT Prison!
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Male 20,917
Link: Lady Gaga And Beyonce: Long Awaited `Telephone` [Rate Link] - We don`t make the news, we just sometimes report it, and everyone`s talking about this video. Good? Bad? Meh? Thoughts?
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