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Date: 03/29/10 01:01 PM

75 Responses to Just The Typical Night Of A Twilight Fan [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Link: Just The Typical Night Of A Twilight Fan - It`s funny because it`s true.
  2. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Best link on this site.
  3. Profile photo of Sqam
    Sqam Female 18-29
    65 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Do not want! Dx
  4. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    error, danger danger will Robinson!
  5. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    lol looks like that thing from the other day that people are calling a girl talking about the new twilight trailer.
    BIGGEST TWILIGHT FAN
  6. Profile photo of brutalnewt
    brutalnewt Male 30-39
    111 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Anybody else notice the dildo and lube sitting on top of the book of mormon and the bible lol
  7. Profile photo of psykoboy264
    psykoboy264 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    i have never cringed and laughed simultaneously before now
  8. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    oh dear...
  9. Profile photo of lolroflmao
    lolroflmao Female 13-17
    41 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    lube, lol.
  10. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    I saw them too! in fact those were the first to be seen
  11. Profile photo of gram947
    gram947 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    HAHAHA thats horrid, in the last square shes still reaching around to grab chocolates
  12. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    LMFFAAO!!!
    (laughing my f*cking face and ass off)

    Macs, ugh . . .
  13. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    357 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Who else noticed the "instruments"? hahaha
  14. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    LMAO man that is the best twilight reality pic i`ve seen
  15. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    hahaha
    `our love will be as exquisite as my cheekbones` really got me.
  16. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    haha i love this so much
  17. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    loved to personal lubricant and stuff on top of the mormon and holy bible books XD.
  18. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    LOL Love the cheekbones line. XD
  19. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    ...yuck.
  20. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    it looks like shes putting that lubricant to good use right now.
  21. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    She probably use the lubricant to slide all the food down her chunky gullet.
  22. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT`S TRUE.
  23. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    Stephenie Meyer maybe stupid and talentless, for for her age I must admit she`s quite pretty.
  24. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Spot on. Spot on.
  25. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    I could easily dis Stephenie Meyer for being a terrible writer who buttrapes the thesaurus and sets females back 300 years...

    But I won`t because she doesn`t give a sh_t because she`s a millionaire and laughing at as all.
  26. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    haha
  27. Profile photo of LULandShark
    LULandShark Female 18-29
    48 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Saw her speak live around the time New Moon first came out in book form. She claimed to be the wussiest vampire writer ever... At least she admits it. -shrug- She`s not the brightest bulb in the pack and I dislike her work, but at least she admits that she can`t write vampire fiction worth a crap.
  28. Profile photo of scotchbot
    scotchbot Female 18-29
    171 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    I wonder if Stephanie Meyer really cares about all this stuff considering she`s filthy rich now.
    I know I`d rather be crying people hate me sat in a mansion eating caviar off some $5000 hookers back than not crying at all.
  29. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    hehe, om nom nom nom!
  30. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    I wonder how she became so famous...?
    O wait, nvm
  31. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    "She claimed to be the wussiest vampire writer ever... At least she admits it."

    Well, then she should stop. I would not like to be remembered like that.
  32. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    Haha. so true. I know some really hot girls that like twilight too. Just proves hot girls can be stupid too
  33. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    I don`t know what the big deal is. I read all the books and watched both movies currently out and I think it`s a great story.
  34. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    I don`t get it...?
  35. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    so true.
  36. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Wait... Where`s the masturbate to Edward/Bella? This is all wrong....
  37. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    twlights so gay
    im tired of seeing poo about it everywhere
  38. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    lmfao it turns shiitt into poo
  39. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    no!
  40. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    lol, lube, a dildo, the mormon book o crazy, the christian book o crazy, and a mac
  41. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    Twilight fans everywhere: be afraid - very afraid!!
  42. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    hahahahahahhaahhahahahaha *breathe* hahahahahahhaahhaha its so true!!!
  43. Profile photo of Lucky2u
    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    ewwww
  44. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    yesterday`s twilight post was better. might have been the day before...
  45. Profile photo of ubberboard08
    ubberboard08 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:14 am
    that`s funny, screw twilight.
  46. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:41 am
    lol
  47. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:44 am
    Oh god. Its hilarious, yet gross at the same time.
  48. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:58 am
    ahaha LOL on the book stand...
  49. Profile photo of _cuppycake_
    _cuppycake_ Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:56 am
    ...disturbing
  50. Profile photo of SaiyanRocker
    SaiyanRocker Male 18-29
    101 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:49 am
    THIS COMIC STRIP IS INACCURATE!
    EDWARD DOES NOT HAVE FANGS!
    That is all.

    I also hade no idea that Stephanie Meyer was a fat bitch.
  51. Profile photo of datroman
    datroman Male 13-17
    36 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:49 am
    haha, love the combination of a bible, mormon bible, vibrator, and lube
  52. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:46 am
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was the best strip EVER! I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard
  53. Profile photo of anafa
    anafa Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:14 am
    HAHAHAHA omg.... HAHAHA

    oh and further more.... HAHAHAHAHA
  54. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:58 am
    that was weird.
  55. Profile photo of Evological
    Evological Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:26 am
    that was drating funny
  56. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:38 am
    oh dear god, twilight literally makes me want to vomit up my captain crunch. poor beast will never know the touch of a real man
  57. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:29 am
    I think it might be talking about the writer in not a fan but, whatever, still freaking hilarious!
  58. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Based on this cartoon, twilight fans disgust me.
  59. Profile photo of allie22
    allie22 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:54 am
    Yeah, it`s about the writer, not the fans, whatever she still made a ton of money from her books probably more than any of us will ever make...
    Now I am sad:(
  60. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:55 am
    Thoroughly awesome.
  61. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:18 am
    *vomits
  62. Profile photo of hornybiscuit
    hornybiscuit Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Say what you will about the books, but I would stick my penis in Myer.
  63. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    they al wish it were true!
  64. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    The Twilight franchise will fail hard if word ever gets out that Vampires are allergic to fat.
  65. Profile photo of siretokkor
    siretokkor Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    The first picture is the best, just because of what is on her side table...
    Ps is her name stephaine because of the author?
  66. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    allergic to fat? i thought they were just allergic to ugly chicks, but i guess ugly covers most fat people too *shrugs* *rolls a joint*
  67. Profile photo of hilaious_h
    hilaious_h Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Twilight vamps dont have fangs....
  68. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    "Twilight vamps dont have fangs...."

    That`s not Edward. That`s a rapist. Although he`s setting his sights a little low.
  69. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    haha who actualyy enjoyed those movies?...thats what i thought
  70. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:09 am
    not funny, just gross.
  71. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:15 am
    i lol`d
  72. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:44 am
    She uses an apple.... yuck!!!!
  73. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:33 am

    Jason, his sights aren`t low. He`s HUNGRY. Eat the fat lady, duh! She has more blood!
  74. Profile photo of IzzehBleh
    IzzehBleh Female 18-29
    29 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    LOL`D

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