Just The Typical Night Of A Twilight Fan [Pic]

Submitted by: AKappy 7 years ago in Funny

It"s funny because it"s true.
There are 75 comments:
Female 29
LOL`D
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Male 1,647

Jason, his sights aren`t low. He`s HUNGRY. Eat the fat lady, duh! She has more blood!
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Male 1,793
She uses an apple.... yuck!!!!
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Female 635
i lol`d
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Female 4,359
not funny, just gross.
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Male 192
haha who actualyy enjoyed those movies?...thats what i thought
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Male 1,598
"Twilight vamps dont have fangs...."

That`s not Edward. That`s a rapist. Although he`s setting his sights a little low.
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Female 8
Twilight vamps dont have fangs....
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Male 894
allergic to fat? i thought they were just allergic to ugly chicks, but i guess ugly covers most fat people too *shrugs* *rolls a joint*
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Female 43
The first picture is the best, just because of what is on her side table...
Ps is her name stephaine because of the author?
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Male 5,194
The Twilight franchise will fail hard if word ever gets out that Vampires are allergic to fat.
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Male 25,416
they al wish it were true!
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Male 23
Say what you will about the books, but I would stick my penis in Myer.
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Male 257
*vomits
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Male 1,505
Thoroughly awesome.
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Female 23
Yeah, it`s about the writer, not the fans, whatever she still made a ton of money from her books probably more than any of us will ever make...
Now I am sad:(
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Male 10,440
Based on this cartoon, twilight fans disgust me.
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Female 125
I think it might be talking about the writer in not a fan but, whatever, still freaking hilarious!
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Female 961
oh dear god, twilight literally makes me want to vomit up my captain crunch. poor beast will never know the touch of a real man
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Male 11
that was drating funny
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Female 317
that was weird.
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Female 38
HAHAHAHA omg.... HAHAHA

oh and further more.... HAHAHAHAHA
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Male 229
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was the best strip EVER! I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard
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Male 36
haha, love the combination of a bible, mormon bible, vibrator, and lube
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Male 101
THIS COMIC STRIP IS INACCURATE!
EDWARD DOES NOT HAVE FANGS!
That is all.

I also hade no idea that Stephanie Meyer was a fat bitch.
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Female 43
...disturbing
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Female 248
ahaha LOL on the book stand...
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Female 1,682
Oh god. Its hilarious, yet gross at the same time.
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Female 4,376
lol
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Male 107
that`s funny, screw twilight.
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Female 3,828
yesterday`s twilight post was better. might have been the day before...
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Male 315
ewwww
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Male 2,748
hahahahahahhaahhahahahaha *breathe* hahahahahahhaahhaha its so true!!!
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Female 1,048
Twilight fans everywhere: be afraid - very afraid!!
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Male 1,292
lol, lube, a dildo, the mormon book o crazy, the christian book o crazy, and a mac
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Female 330
no!
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Female 477
lmfao it turns shiitt into poo
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Female 477
twlights so gay
im tired of seeing poo about it everywhere
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Male 5,190
nom nom nom.
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Male 722
Wait... Where`s the masturbate to Edward/Bella? This is all wrong....
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Female 859
so true.
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Female 876
I don`t get it...?
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Male 2,796
I don`t know what the big deal is. I read all the books and watched both movies currently out and I think it`s a great story.
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Male 1,584
Haha. so true. I know some really hot girls that like twilight too. Just proves hot girls can be stupid too
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Female 1,264
"She claimed to be the wussiest vampire writer ever... At least she admits it."

Well, then she should stop. I would not like to be remembered like that.
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Female 1,283
I wonder how she became so famous...?
O wait, nvm
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Female 318
hehe, om nom nom nom!
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Female 171
I wonder if Stephanie Meyer really cares about all this stuff considering she`s filthy rich now.
I know I`d rather be crying people hate me sat in a mansion eating caviar off some $5000 hookers back than not crying at all.
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Female 48
Saw her speak live around the time New Moon first came out in book form. She claimed to be the wussiest vampire writer ever... At least she admits it. -shrug- She`s not the brightest bulb in the pack and I dislike her work, but at least she admits that she can`t write vampire fiction worth a crap.
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Male 5,314
haha
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Female 695
I could easily dis Stephenie Meyer for being a terrible writer who buttrapes the thesaurus and sets females back 300 years...

But I won`t because she doesn`t give a sh_t because she`s a millionaire and laughing at as all.
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Male 1,403
Spot on. Spot on.
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Female 635
Stephenie Meyer maybe stupid and talentless, for for her age I must admit she`s quite pretty.
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Female 1,077
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT`S TRUE.
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Female 98
She probably use the lubricant to slide all the food down her chunky gullet.
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Male 7,611
it looks like shes putting that lubricant to good use right now.
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Male 1,351
...yuck.
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Female 2,352
LOL Love the cheekbones line. XD
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Female 697
loved to personal lubricant and stuff on top of the mormon and holy bible books XD.
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Female 2,289
haha i love this so much
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Female 136
hahaha
`our love will be as exquisite as my cheekbones` really got me.
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Male 503
LMAO man that is the best twilight reality pic i`ve seen
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Female 356
Who else noticed the "instruments"? hahaha
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Male 2,056
LMFFAAO!!!
(laughing my f*cking face and ass off)

Macs, ugh . . .
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Female 82
HAHAHA thats horrid, in the last square shes still reaching around to grab chocolates
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Female 587
I saw them too! in fact those were the first to be seen
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Female 41
lube, lol.
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Male 3,619
oh dear...
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Male 67
i have never cringed and laughed simultaneously before now
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Male 111
Anybody else notice the dildo and lube sitting on top of the book of mormon and the bible lol
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Male 807
lol looks like that thing from the other day that people are calling a girl talking about the new twilight trailer.
BIGGEST TWILIGHT FAN
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Male 2,510
error, danger danger will Robinson!
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Female 65
Do not want! Dx
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Male 1,136
Best link on this site.
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Male 2,616
Link: Just The Typical Night Of A Twilight Fan [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s funny because it`s true.
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