Just Keeping Our Boys In The Army Happy [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

At least it"s nice to see all of our trillions of dollars that we"re paying into the wars are going to good use.
There are 67 comments:
Male 3,431
LMAO! When I was in we ordered a subscription of Play Girl magazine delivered to the command under my Division Cheif`s name.
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Male 59
"That girl on the left is probably disappointed. "

Probably not....
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Female 4,028
Preposterous Orange Range Nukes?
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Female 44
no, they can`t actually have porn over there.

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Female 3,828
lol awesome.
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Male 1,452
the dirt locker?
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Female 427
That girl on the left is probably disappointed.
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Male 586
I thought porn was illegal in the army
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Male 9,306
fiizok: Thank you, I`m totally looking for this now.

MrYouKnow: Never step between a horny man and potential release.
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Male 93
lol yes,
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Male 1,081
why do you need two padlocks for a wooden crate?
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Female 846
too bad all that is probably being confiscated...
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Male 47
You mean keeping them unhappy? They`ve locked it all up. However, there`s that slut in the background to get passed around.
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Female 2,352
That`s a lot of porn. XD
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Male 894
awesome! ya know, most of the middle east has banned porn. the world would be much different if larry flint had been born in iraq
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Female 238
"Just keeping our boys..." I sure hope there`s lady porn in there for the lady in the bg.
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Male 2,748
wow.... its like the holy grail of porn collections... or at least a part of it
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Male 25,416
doing our part for amusement!
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Female 407
Damnit how`d they find my collection >.<
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Male 591
Gay samurai? It`s difficult to fit our concept of being gay with the way that same-sex love existed in Japan centuries ago, but yeah, samurai often had male lovers. Here`s a link for those that asked.

http://tinyurl.com/ylhrxhx
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Male 121
it looks like the Navy so they probably confiscated it from an illegal boat or whatever.
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Male 9,306
Okay before this spirals out of control here`s the ground rules:

- Orderly arguments only. No name-calling, name-insinuating, or personal attacks.
- Keep ON topic. Talk about the PORN box. Nothing else.
- You can lightly argue about the porn box, you can compliment the porn box, and you can refer other users to similar porn box pictures as long as they are SFW.
- Don`t feed the trolls.
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Male 180
Actually, that locker is probably for confiscated porn since it`s a standing order that you cannot have porn.
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Male 107
@ sidewyz8 yeah thats really easy for you to say, you aren`t the one over there.
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Male 5,194
>>That must be the Fap Locker

Win!

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Female 60
sidewyz, i couldnt have said it better myself. And my husband(who is a Soldier) thanks you as well.
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Female 843
ihurtmyself, my husband`s in the military and i highly doubt he spends months away from myself and our baby boy just so he can go rape locals in another country. why dont you grow some balls and join the military instead of sitting on your fat ass, hiding behind the computer and acting like you`re tough. you have no idea what they go through
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Male 129
the army has all the money to devise new codes...then why not have one for PORN instead of giving media more fodder?
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Male 690
*notice the hot chick on the left, btw
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Male 2,690
Very nice.
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Male 690
That must be the Fap Locker
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Male 5,314
spreading democracy everywhere. AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!!!!
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Male 4,680
@ihurtmyself - Did you just call my uncle a murderer, rapist and thief? He`d probably like to have a word with you.
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Male 224
@Zerocyde

"rofl, ever heard of using your brain logically?"

Logic nearly always leads to pacifism except in extreme circumstances. Since most people would be hard pressed to even BEGIN to justify the war we`re in, it`s pretty clear that these aren`t extreme circumstances.

What`s more, I have sympathy for U.S. troops. I also have sympathy for the "terrorists". I`m not about to say that they`re all evil, because 99.99% of them genuinely believe that they`re acting out of the greater good. However, I still believe that what soldiers/fighters on both sides are doing is completely wrong, and therefore my respect for them ends at sympathy. I would never call them "heroes" or "noble".

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Male 1,834
big box of porn
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Male 3,255
@Heureux

Right over your head.

(Hint: I wasn`t calling his stance illogical...)

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Male 2,005
@ihurtmyself: i don`t think anyone respects someone who talks poo about someone else without knowing them
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Female 346
Yes, the samurai did indeed do it with each other. The poor narutards are just in denial.

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Male 15,510
`shopped
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Male 17,512
hurtmyself: Rabid Much ?
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Male 1,054
zerocyde

Do you even know what logic is?

While a logical argument could be constructed demonstrating that ihurtmyself`s response is simplistic and exaggerated, (and logical arguments could be constructed defending his position) his point is based on observable facts, while yours is just a snarky insult devoid of any data.

Your dismissal is not logical, it is inflammatory and abusive.

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Female 3,001
these people put their lives on the line, i bet none of you would have a the guts to do this for anything you believe in. i think this is unfair.
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Male 7,585
saragato, ive never heard of the whole gay samurai thing. you know you could have brought up the whole ancient greece thing that everyone knows; THIS IS SPARTA!!!=CONSTANT MAN-LOVE!!!
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Female 42
i deem ihurtmyself gay
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Male 3,255
@ihurtmyself

rofl, ever heard of using your brain logically?

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Male 360
f*cking toolbags. they don`t need porn as they`re prolly balls deep in c.o.`s and raped locals. f*ck the u.s. military. oppressive scum. spreading terror and destruction worldwide. take out all the taliban and osama and all that crap....WHAT ARE THEIR KIDS GOING TO DO. bush lied, you fell for it, now you`re human targets. stop posting pictures of these non-nice individuals. you suck, and no person of reasonable intelligence would respect these murderers and thieves.
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Male 3,255
@Nidonemo

holy poo we think alike, lol

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Male 3,255
@Saragato

"Well they could always be like Samurai and do it with each other. Actually, most Samurai thought women inferior for sex."

Okay, that`s the most awesome thing I`ve ever heard! Can you cite your sources? I`d love to have some proof before I go trolling some naruto forums with this delicious info. :P

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Male 9,306
"Well they could always be like Samurai and do it with each other. Actually, most Samurai thought women inferior for sex."

I would very much appreciate your sources for this information. :D

"its probably confiscated porn that was snuck in"

That -would- explain his depressed and dejected facial expression and body language.

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Female 721
"porn shouldnt be illegal in the army. theyy still need to get thier jollys off just like evryone else"

Well they could always be like Samurai and do it with each other. Actually, most Samurai thought women inferior for sex.

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Male 8
These men are sacrificing so much to fight for our country, they deserve AT LEAST look at some porn once in awhile.
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Male 1,357
The guy is obviously just trying to look disgusted to get on the good side of the rather feminine looking figure leaning against the truck to the left!
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Male 2,332
It`s an acronym for Personal Ordinance Removal..Ninja...yeah..

The army loves acronyms you know!

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Male 4
its probably confiscated porn that was snuck in
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Male 7,585
porn is illegal in certain countries we are in right now. like the guy who was discharged last week; even though he did not have child pornography, he did have porn in afghanistan.
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Male 111
perhaps they recovered it from the enemies camp haha
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Male 192
porn shouldnt be illegal in the army. theyy still need to get thier jollys off just like evryone else
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Female 721
"Wasn`t there a huge discussion last week about how porn isn`t legal in the army? Or somethin`... "

I was just thinking that. Maybe they labeled the box as that for fun?

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Male 2,056
X_o
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Male 794
u know its serious when you got TWO locks
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Male 970
i guess the only one actually paying 4 porn is the government
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Female 876
Wasn`t there a huge discussion last week about how porn isn`t legal in the army? Or somethin`...
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Female 444
:-X
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Male 1,043
Oh.. I`ll join!
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Male 1,023
"march 15th 2010 showed a masive increase in army recruits for no appearant reason"
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Female 2,509
I don`t know. They got that look on their face like, "meh."
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Male 19,879
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