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Date: 03/15/10 07:35 AM

67 Responses to Just Keeping Our Boys In The Army Happy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:10 am
    Link: Just Keeping Our Boys In The Army Happy - At least it`s nice to see all of our trillions of dollars that we`re paying into the wars are going to good use.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:39 am
    I don`t know. They got that look on their face like, "meh."
  3. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:43 am
    "march 15th 2010 showed a masive increase in army recruits for no appearant reason"
  4. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:45 am
    Oh.. I`ll join!
  5. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:46 am
    :-X
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    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:50 am
    Wasn`t there a huge discussion last week about how porn isn`t legal in the army? Or somethin`...
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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:50 am
    i guess the only one actually paying 4 porn is the government
  8. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:56 am
    u know its serious when you got TWO locks
  9. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:57 am
    X_o
  10. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:04 am
    "Wasn`t there a huge discussion last week about how porn isn`t legal in the army? Or somethin`... "

    I was just thinking that. Maybe they labeled the box as that for fun?

  11. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:15 am
    porn shouldnt be illegal in the army. theyy still need to get thier jollys off just like evryone else
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    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:20 am
    perhaps they recovered it from the enemies camp haha
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:24 am
    porn is illegal in certain countries we are in right now. like the guy who was discharged last week; even though he did not have child pornography, he did have porn in afghanistan.
  14. Profile photo of sausagefngrs
    sausagefngrs Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:34 am
    its probably confiscated porn that was snuck in
  15. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:39 am
    It`s an acronym for Personal Ordinance Removal..Ninja...yeah..

    The army loves acronyms you know!

  16. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:07 am
    The guy is obviously just trying to look disgusted to get on the good side of the rather feminine looking figure leaning against the truck to the left!
  17. Profile photo of Generaljigsa
    Generaljigsa Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:18 am
    These men are sacrificing so much to fight for our country, they deserve AT LEAST look at some porn once in awhile.
  18. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:28 am
    "porn shouldnt be illegal in the army. theyy still need to get thier jollys off just like evryone else"

    Well they could always be like Samurai and do it with each other. Actually, most Samurai thought women inferior for sex.

  19. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:32 am
    "Well they could always be like Samurai and do it with each other. Actually, most Samurai thought women inferior for sex."

    I would very much appreciate your sources for this information. :D

    "its probably confiscated porn that was snuck in"

    That -would- explain his depressed and dejected facial expression and body language.

  20. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:37 am
    @Saragato

    "Well they could always be like Samurai and do it with each other. Actually, most Samurai thought women inferior for sex."

    Okay, that`s the most awesome thing I`ve ever heard! Can you cite your sources? I`d love to have some proof before I go trolling some naruto forums with this delicious info. :P

  21. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:38 am
    @Nidonemo

    holy poo we think alike, lol

  22. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:40 am
    f*cking toolbags. they don`t need porn as they`re prolly balls deep in c.o.`s and raped locals. f*ck the u.s. military. oppressive scum. spreading terror and destruction worldwide. take out all the taliban and osama and all that crap....WHAT ARE THEIR KIDS GOING TO DO. bush lied, you fell for it, now you`re human targets. stop posting pictures of these non-nice individuals. you suck, and no person of reasonable intelligence would respect these murderers and thieves.
  23. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:41 am
    @ihurtmyself

    rofl, ever heard of using your brain logically?

  24. Profile photo of motherObambi
    motherObambi Female 13-17
    42 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:50 am
    i deem ihurtmyself gay
  25. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:51 am
    saragato, ive never heard of the whole gay samurai thing. you know you could have brought up the whole ancient greece thing that everyone knows; THIS IS SPARTA!!!=CONSTANT MAN-LOVE!!!
  26. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:52 am
    these people put their lives on the line, i bet none of you would have a the guts to do this for anything you believe in. i think this is unfair.
  27. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:55 am
    zerocyde

    Do you even know what logic is?

    While a logical argument could be constructed demonstrating that ihurtmyself`s response is simplistic and exaggerated, (and logical arguments could be constructed defending his position) his point is based on observable facts, while yours is just a snarky insult devoid of any data.

    Your dismissal is not logical, it is inflammatory and abusive.

  28. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:03 am
    hurtmyself: Rabid Much ?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:04 am
    `shopped
  30. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Yes, the samurai did indeed do it with each other. The poor narutards are just in denial.

  31. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:07 am
    @ihurtmyself: i don`t think anyone respects someone who talks poo about someone else without knowing them
  32. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:12 am
    @Heureux

    Right over your head.

    (Hint: I wasn`t calling his stance illogical...)

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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:22 am
    big box of porn
  34. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:28 am
    @Zerocyde

    "rofl, ever heard of using your brain logically?"

    Logic nearly always leads to pacifism except in extreme circumstances. Since most people would be hard pressed to even BEGIN to justify the war we`re in, it`s pretty clear that these aren`t extreme circumstances.

    What`s more, I have sympathy for U.S. troops. I also have sympathy for the "terrorists". I`m not about to say that they`re all evil, because 99.99% of them genuinely believe that they`re acting out of the greater good. However, I still believe that what soldiers/fighters on both sides are doing is completely wrong, and therefore my respect for them ends at sympathy. I would never call them "heroes" or "noble".

  35. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:29 am
    @ihurtmyself - Did you just call my uncle a murderer, rapist and thief? He`d probably like to have a word with you.
  36. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:34 am
    spreading democracy everywhere. AMERICA, F*CK YEAH!!!!
  37. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:36 am
    That must be the Fap Locker
  38. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Very nice.
  39. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:37 am
    *notice the hot chick on the left, btw
  40. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:39 am
    the army has all the money to devise new codes...then why not have one for PORN instead of giving media more fodder?
  41. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:45 am
    ihurtmyself, my husband`s in the military and i highly doubt he spends months away from myself and our baby boy just so he can go rape locals in another country. why dont you grow some balls and join the military instead of sitting on your fat ass, hiding behind the computer and acting like you`re tough. you have no idea what they go through
  42. Profile photo of XfaTedX
    XfaTedX Female 18-29
    60 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:00 am
    sidewyz, i couldnt have said it better myself. And my husband(who is a Soldier) thanks you as well.
  43. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:06 am
    >>That must be the Fap Locker

    Win!

  44. Profile photo of Byrdman1525
    Byrdman1525 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:25 am
    @ sidewyz8 yeah thats really easy for you to say, you aren`t the one over there.
  45. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
    180 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Actually, that locker is probably for confiscated porn since it`s a standing order that you cannot have porn.
  46. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Okay before this spirals out of control here`s the ground rules:

    - Orderly arguments only. No name-calling, name-insinuating, or personal attacks.
    - Keep ON topic. Talk about the PORN box. Nothing else.
    - You can lightly argue about the porn box, you can compliment the porn box, and you can refer other users to similar porn box pictures as long as they are SFW.
    - Don`t feed the trolls.
  47. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    it looks like the Navy so they probably confiscated it from an illegal boat or whatever.
  48. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Gay samurai? It`s difficult to fit our concept of being gay with the way that same-sex love existed in Japan centuries ago, but yeah, samurai often had male lovers. Here`s a link for those that asked.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylhrxhx
  49. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    Damnit how`d they find my collection >.<
  50. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    doing our part for amusement!
  51. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    wow.... its like the holy grail of porn collections... or at least a part of it
  52. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    "Just keeping our boys..." I sure hope there`s lady porn in there for the lady in the bg.
  53. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    awesome! ya know, most of the middle east has banned porn. the world would be much different if larry flint had been born in iraq
  54. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    That`s a lot of porn. XD
  55. Profile photo of SonOfGod
    SonOfGod Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    You mean keeping them unhappy? They`ve locked it all up. However, there`s that slut in the background to get passed around.
  56. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    too bad all that is probably being confiscated...
  57. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    why do you need two padlocks for a wooden crate?
  58. Profile photo of dcb
    dcb Male 13-17
    93 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    lol yes,
  59. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    fiizok: Thank you, I`m totally looking for this now.

    MrYouKnow: Never step between a horny man and potential release.
  60. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    I thought porn was illegal in the army
  61. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    That girl on the left is probably disappointed.
  62. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 12:35 am
    the dirt locker?
  63. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:11 am
    lol awesome.
  64. Profile photo of debauchery
    debauchery Female 18-29
    44 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 6:38 am
    no, they can`t actually have porn over there.

  65. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Preposterous Orange Range Nukes?
  66. Profile photo of Gompers
    Gompers Male 13-17
    59 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    "That girl on the left is probably disappointed. "

    Probably not....
  67. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    LMAO! When I was in we ordered a subscription of Play Girl magazine delivered to the command under my Division Cheif`s name.

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