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Date: 03/28/10 10:01 AM

56 Responses to Jesus Just Messing Around With Deformities [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:22 am
    Link: Jesus Just Messing Around With Deformities - Man, Jesus, why you so mean--and on a Sunday.
  2. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Hey Jesus just tells it like it is.
  3. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Wow.
    I lold so hard.
  4. Profile photo of SgtFunny
    SgtFunny Male 18-29
    38 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Good ol` Jesus, always standing up for the....well, deformed guy.
  5. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:27 am
    lolz. 4/4
  6. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:35 am
    jeez! he`s just being honest!
  7. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:04 am
    xD Lollipoplol
  8. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Jesus is looking particularly caucasian today I see...
  9. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:45 am
    haha freaking Jesus!
  10. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:52 am
    aww com`on now.
  11. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Hilarious! I got a chuckle out of this.
  12. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    what!
  13. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    hahaha, i lol`d so much at this :D
  14. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Haha, what the hell?
  15. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    hahah. I haven`t stopped laughing yet. Why?
  16. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    jesus is such a dick..
  17. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    LOL Wow Jesus why you such a dick?
  18. Profile photo of TaiAZNKID
    TaiAZNKID Male 13-17
    77 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    LOL THIS IS TRUE ISN"T I
    LOLL
  19. Profile photo of Raadnar
    Raadnar Male 13-17
    8 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Jesus, you just got told.
  20. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    dickhead jesus makes me lol
  21. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    LOL

    I`m going to hell..
  22. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    i love jesus
  23. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    I don`t get it.
  24. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    LOL - now go find a catholic priest to preach to Jesus!
  25. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    My favourite is the one where there`s a soldier and he`s telling Jesus to get lost `cause he`ll give his position away :D
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    Does posting this picture count as "trolling" - ?
  27. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    lmao if the bible was like this, i just might be a christian
  28. Profile photo of jjp92308
    jjp92308 Male 40-49
    2 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    I think it`s sad that someone would hate Jesus so much that they would waste their time and talent depicting Jesus in such a pathetic and offensive light.
  29. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    His face? What about that freaky muscled leg?
  30. Profile photo of Mainframe
    Mainframe Male 40-49
    43 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Hahahaha. Excellent!!!!

    ..... Now do one about Mohammed, and include your home addresss. Not so funny now? Hmmm....
  31. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    i think it`s hilarious. who says they hate jesus? they`re just kidding. calm down.
  32. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Why doesn`t jesus the imaginary being light up my life and offer me immortality. Hell, even Satan would do, but he never comes either. Guess it`s the same reason homeopathy won`t cure my hayfever. To all the folk sad because the 2000 year dead mortal human got mocked: LMFAO!
  33. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    what you mean, Vindictive? *I* hate jesus. A$$hole.
  34. Profile photo of LOLVIKINGS
    LOLVIKINGS Male 13-17
    43 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Just gonna go out on a limb here guys, bear with me, this might be a shocker.
    I`m reasonably sure the artist who drew the picture didn`t add the dialogue to it. So no one wasted "time and talent" unless you think it`s a waste of talent to depict an encouraging Jesus?
  35. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    @Loxen: exactly! I was thinking, holy crap (not like, literally holy crap, as in Jesus` actual feces or anything, but, like, as an exclamation), that dude`s leg is really messed up! Right along with his face! Maybe Jesus was trying to be polite and not mentioning the leg?
  36. Profile photo of iamJasmin
    iamJasmin Female 13-17
    22 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    this is really not funny.
  37. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    This is REALLY funny. Hilarious. Seriously. SIMCLFMMAO.
  38. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    I think I see that guy`s junk.
  39. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    SIMCLFMMAO??? sittin in my chair laughing my massive ass off???? am i right
  40. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Woah so weird!
  41. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    "I think it`s sad that someone would hate Jesus so much that they would waste their time and talent depicting Jesus in such a pathetic and offensive light."

    I think it`s drating hilarious. The universe is balanced once again.
  42. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    First time I`ve ever felt truely offended by an IAB post. I`ve laughed at a lot of things on this site, a lot of sick twisted stuff. But this crosses a line for me.
  43. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 12:32 am
    Tay-Dor, dude, if this is the first time you`ve ever been offended on IAB, you need to re-evaluate your life.

    I`m serious about that.
  44. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 12:56 am
    Davy: Usually if I don`t find it funny, I move on to the next thing. I`m fairly tolerant. But this one ...just no.
  45. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:41 am
    @Tay-Dor

    How? Making Jesus out to be some regular Joe being a douche to someone? That`s classic comedy. The whole f*cking reason it`s funny is because Jesus is NOT like that, he`s being depicted as the opposite of what he is...

    HOW DARE YOU CALL MY GOD NOT A JERK?! I TAKE OFFENSE!

    For drat sakes...
  46. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:45 am
    @duffytoler
    "Does posting this picture count as "trolling" - ?"

    About as much as posting this picture counts as monster truck racing. Just curious, what exactly do you think `trolling` means? Because it sounds like you`re WAY off.
  47. Profile photo of ukfra
    ukfra Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 3:54 am
    @Tay-Dor
    Dude if this pic crosses the line, I suggest you NEVER EVER watch the Film DOGMA.

    My View on this, Yes I aggree with the comment about the pic being done WITHOUT The comments and for that it`s NOT wasted talent, it does show that Jesus is encouraging.
    BUT like with Every picture add a caption which then turns the whole thing on it`s head yea it`s going to turn heads and sometimes split the reading/viewing public.

    As for my take on the pic, yea I think it`s funny because it`s NOT THE NORMAL, I will still respect people who don`t think it`s funny as it`s their view.
  48. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:49 am
    So.. Jesus doesn`t have any legs, and he`s making fun of the other dudes deformity?
    He really is a jerk.
  49. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:53 am
    hahaha, I`m a christian and this is kinda funny, but calling him a PoS is a little far, but i`d be alright with calling him an A-hole.
  50. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Of course you assume I have issues with people making fun of Jesus. Actually, no. I`m a Christian with a sense of humor. I don`t like the jab at the guy`s deformities.
  51. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 9:51 am
    @Tay-Dor

    The guy in the pic isn`t actually deformed, he`s just poorly drawn, and the guy who put the text ont his pic is basically just calling him ugly.
  52. Profile photo of blk954
    blk954 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 10:29 am
    This sounds better to me: "Leave me alone Muhammad, you piece of poo."
  53. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    hahahaha!!! *looks again* baahahahahaahah! *rolls a joint* tee hee hee... lol, ROFLMAO
  54. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    @blk954

    How is that in any way shape or form different?
  55. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    so we can have poo in our pictures but not in our oppinions. WHY IAB WHY!??

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