Japanese God Is A Pleasant God [Pic]

Submitted by: 2839236 -- Thornia 6 years ago Weird

Even Japan"s God is cooler than everyone else"s God.
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Male 122
GIGANTOR [adultswim]
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Male 440
yeah, even Japan`s god is a robot.
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Male 3,631
Technically this isn`t that far off - a perfect god WOULD be robotic in a sense because according to most theologies which feature such a character, they are morally/intellectually infallible and with the added advent of omniscience, incapable of making choices in the purest sense, as there remains no degree of uncertainty to create them in the first place.

Both of these qualities result in a quite indisputably Automatic disposition.
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Male 192
gay drat u japan i hate u so much more then anything in the world go rot in hell
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Male 10,440
taylor_stone wins.
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Male 2,549
Hmm, I wonder why the feminine version would carry a bouquet of flowers yet still be called by a masculine name. The estoteric feminine aspect of God Jesus bot confounds me.
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Male 10,440
Wtf is this?
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Female 718
@kinjomusashi No he plays on the xbox. His gamertag is A11MityGuy and he sucks at COD.
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Male 32
Hate to scream repost... so I won`t... but it was linked from cracked a while back, about the 10 weirdest something or other...
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Female 447
LOL and to top it all off according to neatorama it functions like a magic 8 ball. You ask it questions and it responds in it`s jesusbot voice.
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Male 914
sorry, but the real GOD never played nintendo...
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Male 371
THATS SO OFFENSIVE TO CHRISTIANS. I want 3 and some for my friends
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Male 2,688
"Wretched sinner unit! The path to robot heaven lies here... in the Good Book 3.0."
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Male 15,832
He rebooted for your sins.
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Female 362
@almightybob1: Win. That is the best game ever. I just hope Portal 2 lives up to the high bar Portal 1 set.
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Male 126
that robot looks kinda pissed off
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Male 32
if they replaced catholic priests with robots do you think they would stop touching kids?
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Male 2,688
"Our robot, which art in heaven, HAL-Oh be thy name..."

ROFL
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Male 4,290
The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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Male 353
"Our robot, which art in heaven, HAL-Oh be thy name..."
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Male 1,598
Isn`t Japanese God Haruhi Suzumiya?
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Male 57
The female robot (on the box) comes with flowers. The male robot, who looks a bit more derr than the missus, comes with a JC sword and a pamphlet on converting to binary christianity. 01000110 01010100 01010111
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Female 2,352
Reminds me of Wall-e. Maybe Jesusbot is his chubby midget Mexican cousin? X3
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Female 1,386
"Robot Heaven ftw!"

Its Silicon Heaven, heathen!

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Male 1,195
Robot Heaven ftw!
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Male 807
really, God is a midget robot? i thought he looked like how he did it south park

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Male 4,014
A god fight would be cool to see.
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Male 4,014
I like that Jesusbot has a little book with his own picture on it, because he knows he is the second coming.
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Female 1,324
God Jesus! Preaching and saving souls for five easy payments of $19.99 (no assembly required, batteries not included)
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Female 491
My God can beat up your God...
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Female 1,048
Its ET in his full-body armour! The cross & flowers? - I got nothin`
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Male 36,543
He has flowers on the box picture? What, is he asking you to date it? Where`s the candy, teh dark side has candy...
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Male 1,484
its wrong manual!!!
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Male 1,013
in 2013, the beast became sentient. From that point on, and after reading the bible, it decided that it needed to kill as many humans as possible in order to fulfill himself as it was written...
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Male 25,416
robot are going to rule the world!
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Male 10,845
Seen it before
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Male 9,306
I AM GOD. I AM SAVIOR. ASSIMILATE. ASSIMILATE. ACCEPT ME. BE SAVED FROM ETERNAL DELETION.
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Male 12,138
Cute. And he`s holding an instruction manual. The delicious irony.
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Male 15,510
Old but fun, gotta love Japan
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Male 801
I don`t know, there is something sinister looking about it.
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Female 3,574
lol he has like the Pope`s staff thing
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Male 2,688
And let the Christians begin with the flaming!
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Male 1
Link: Japanese God Is A Pleasant God [Pic] [Rate Link] - Even Japan`s God is cooler than everyone else`s God.
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