Inside The Mind Of Internet Trolls [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Tech

According to this Australian newspaper, these are the traits to look out for in an internet troll...
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Male 71
Are all Australians this retarded, or is it just the Australian media that makes them look this dumb? Seriously, IAB makes fun of people from Florida for being idiots (and I don`t disagree that the American South is full of idiots), but Australia is like the WORLD`S South.
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Female 162
I love you snow Crash. And Lauryn, chill. It was a joke. I would have said the same thing and I`m from Australia!
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Male 104
Apparently their only source for this PSA is 4chan.
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Female 1,427
"Crap, I thought I was a good troll... According to this, it turns out I even fail at that.

Evidently, hating cats alone does not make for a good troll. It merely irritates the crazies that like cats."

*applauds*

I love you, pmarren. I plan on giving you a large hoard of cats via mail-order-bride style. ^_^
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Male 440
Sounds like one of my cousins.
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Male 4,594
Crap, I thought I was a good troll... According to this, it turns out I even fail at that.

Evidently, hating cats alone does not make for a good troll. It merely irritates the crazies that like cats.
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Male 221
""And daniel morcombe is a lost child he was around 10 or 11 and they still have no idea where he is or what happened to him."

Dingos. "

LOL
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Male 1,365
A man in Detroit connected with the sexual assault of a neighbor child was found to have been a troll.
He had gone to thousands of sites, some of those he assaulted were mourning families and parents seeking runaway children. If we connect the dots, does the troll really live up to it`s name , a creature of legends that stole children and small animals and ate them. We thought Trolls were showing us their worst side by hiding out behind a keyboard, what if what we are seeing is their good side away from their real actions?
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Male 68
A Dingo ate your baby
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Female 437
"And daniel morcombe is a lost child he was around 10 or 11 and they still have no idea where he is or what happened to him."

Dingos.

Your an IDIOT... And i guess grisly bears are the only reason why anyone has gone missing in canada...

Yeah dingo`s stole him at a bus stop on the side of the road.. HMM they even learnt how to drive a small blue car.... Anyways.. point is... !!! if your going to reply such a stupid POST u should at least search it to get some knowledge!

You represent to me right now a typical american/canadian IDIOT!.... (not meaning offence to americans)



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Male 11
well said @Lionhart2
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Male 8,302
@SnowCrash

Yep, dingoes got ALL of those pictured people. Also, dingoes killed over a million Australians in World War 1. AND they`re responsible for the current lousy Federal Government we`ve got, global warming and the Bermuda Triangle.
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Female 211
"And daniel morcombe is a lost child he was around 10 or 11 and they still have no idea where he is or what happened to him."

Dingos.
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Male 9,306
They pretty much summed up the little bastards.
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Male 134
trolls do it in the lulz
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Male 321
very interesting
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Male 820
lol, this is actually more of a 4channer, true, a lot of 4channers are trolls, but not tall trolls are 4channers.
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Female 437
"wow, i have no idea who those people in the pic are"

They are all from aus... Trinity bates was taken from her house by a family friend and murdered she was 9 i think,

Elliot fletcher was 11 or 12 and was stabbed at his school by another student.

Saxon bird was a 18 or 19 y/o surfer who died while competing in an event.

And daniel morcombe is a lost child he was around 10 or 11 and they still have no idea where he is or what happened to him.

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Male 1,351
@TKD Master
I wish it were that easy, I really do. Personally, I have been able to ignore stupid comments, both about me and the subject matter with relative success thus far. But sometimes people forget that there are others in the world who don`t care squat about you, these people are often luckily physically surrounded by those who care. Thus, it becomes a shock to meet someone on the web unlike those we meet, and so we respond in the only way we can, by feeding the trolls. It`s tough to stop caring, no one likes getting hurt even by someone who you can`t see. Thus, simply ignoring trolls would begin to dehumanize us, and take away the ability to depend on others for the same feelings we give to them.
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Female 1,181
are there really snuff sites these days? i`m so ill informed...
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Male 500
"GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
509 Posts Sunday, March 28, 2010 9:50:25 AM
I`m outraged!
Who would say such a think about trolls!!
All they do is live under bridges and wait for unsuspecting travelers so that they can feed their children!!
I`m going to start a movement!!"

They only eat goats fool. Wait, does that make me a troll? Damn.
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Male 894
wow, i have no idea who those people in the pic are
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Male 316
@DeutschDude9

Very funny asshat, stfu.
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Male 236
@comedynet ugggh....everyone on this site knows about 4chan...and even so, those rules only apply to raids..
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Male 4,793
Simple solution to trolls?

stop caring about what people on the internet say.
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Male 8
@mais dare, rules number 1 and 2 dude, 1 and 2....
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Male 473
Don`t blame the trolls for taunted the parents of recently decease children. Those parents deserve it for letting their children die.


JUST KIDDING! But that does sound like something a troll would say.
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Male 5,194
Some good suggestions in there! (takes notes)
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Female 1,283
[quote]And they regenerate 1d6 HP per round.[/quote]
Rofl.

But, I see that this picture is wrong because of this:

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Female 3,562
Nothing I didn`t already know here. Never expect the internet to play fair.
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Male 217
ElDavo, Daniel Morcombe is the Australian boy that went missing, last seen along a road when 2 older males assumedly took him.

I`m actually childhood friends with him and his parents. They still do fundraisers as nothing has really been found and nobody is identified as the `kidnappers`.

Only thing I heard was my ex-gf had friends who had dodgey friends etc, heard from one of them that he`s in a pedophile sex ring and they called him some putrid nickname.
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Male 121
/b/
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Male 5,190
The drat?
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Male 3,431
And they regenerate 1d6 HP per round.
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Male 118
I thought trolls lived under bridges and gave riddles and fruity looking pointy hair...
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Male 2,148
Daniel Morcombe? Was that the kid with the iPod? The original "an hero" kid?
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Male 2,748
so... they are mentally disturbed persons with access to the internets? Child porn sites and mutilation sites? should be in mental hospital instead
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Male 25,416
Be afraid!
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Male 3,296
THIS PAGE IS BULLPOO!!!!

jk
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Female 2,352
I don`t feed them.
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Male 122
Sauce please! [/4chan]
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Male 371
They Live under bridges
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Male 407
what if we took the lulz away from the trolls, would that mean they would die?

of course, too bad lulz is abundant in the nets
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Male 213
I don`t so much hate trolls. I hate that everyone freaks out when they say anything. I try my best to ignore them.
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Male 10,440
We already new this...
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Male 976
Thanks for giving us their first and last names.
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Male 2,690
Seriously?
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Male 1,452
everything is terrible!
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Male 868
And knowledge is power!
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Female 134
i lold
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Male 931
Trolls aren`t real people anyway.
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Male 2,893
I`m outraged!
Who would say such a think about trolls!!
All they do is live under bridges and wait for unsuspecting travelers so that they can feed their children!!
I`m going to start a movement!!
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Female 330
@admisaok

haha my last name is "lutz" so i thought your pic said my last name and was like the fuuuu? but its lulz haha and therefore funny
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Male 2,056
just about sums it up
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Male 516

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Female 218
There are different types of "trolls". That`s just an example on the "extreme troll".
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Male 1,357
lmao! If i get bored i go trollin` on MCR songs on youtube, or put on a silly hat and troll Chatroulette. I don`t actively work to disgrace the deceased. jesus.
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Male 250
it`s funny because it`s only describing maybe a small portion of trolling activities, and actually takes the rules of the internet seriously... well, guess 4can must be on the aussie blacklist
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Male 412
Trolls can occasionally be found under bridges, waiting to devour unsuspecting pedestrians (including billy goats).
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Female 254
Somebody actually took out the time to state the obvious?
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Female 15,763
Trolls are people too.

Unless they`re robots...
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Male 53
It`s like they see trolls as more than just ass holes trying to make people mad.
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Male 4,680
They also blow up vans and take steroids.
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Male 936
its funny because this is so far from the truth
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Male 20,148
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