I Think We Can All Trust This Book Advice [Pic]

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago Funny

As much as we hate this guy, he"s got it right this time.
There are 86 comments:
Male 64
i showed my mom this and she took me very seriously
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Male 11,740
Anything relating to the government would be my first choice.
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Male 12
@dijipo wow ur smart dumbpoo
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Male 239
Noo, if we burn the fiction section, the bible will also be burnt.
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Male 1,371
Yes.
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Male 376
if you`ve ever worked in a library, you`ve probably already made this list and the question of where to start is a tough one... nora roberts would be a great start, though.
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Male 2,796
I also really like the "points" people make about the lack of Meyers` literary prowess. Nevermind the fact that many, many successful writers are lacking in the "fantastic writing" area. Take Louis LAmour for instance. He used sophmoric and simple/direct language in his books. He had more movies made about his books than most writers, got the first congressional medal for his writings and is still loved long after death. Why? Because it doesn`t matter how bad you write, so long as you tell a good story that people love. There are many people who enjoy the Twilight story. Hate all you want, it will not go away.

Other good vampire stories include the TRU Blood novels and Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles (Too bad she became Christian). I enjoyed all those too.
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Male 260
Scotland Prevails.
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Male 3,915
lol...fishgul
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Female 914
@ Jats "and boom goes the dynamite"

and love this guy lots.
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Male 2,199
he answered his question with a question? wtf?
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Male 236
who is this guy?
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Male 242
SammyCyanide "Twilight haters are just as bad as Twilight fan girls these days.
You hate it, yet you rabidly hate it."

The only thing is, we hate with logic, they love with blind idiocy.
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Male 111
if this library in question had any taste, it wouldnt have any twilight books, ZING
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Female 163
Uh, since when does I-A-B hate this guy? You post this webcomic all the time. In fact, this site introduced me to him.

God, I-A-B, you flip flop more than political candidates.
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Male 2,893
Well if this was a normal library (which it probably is) they would keep the "Twilight" books in the fiction section in the "MEY" section.
Is this guy a dumbass?
Nevermind, I answered my own question.
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Female 635
hahahaha

i like the books, not a big fan, but i can talk about it without saying something hateful

now the MOVIE is a whole dif case
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Female 427
Twilight haters are just as bad as Twilight fan girls these days.
You hate it, yet you rabidly hate it.
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Female 4,376
Hint: It`s the young adult section.

I sometimes browse the teen section in the library and Twilight books are always there. The ones that aren`t were stolen.
also I feel like i`m the only girl sometimes that isn`t swooning over this movies/book series.
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Female 330
LionHart2*
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Female 330
LionHeart!!! Gasp!
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Male 2,148
Haha, davy.

Anyways, I`m pretty sure this guy has appeared in other IAB posts, but I don`t know who he is.
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Male 8,302
Wait? What? Huh?

Someone actually managed to get past the first 5 minutes of that lame cliched chick flick??
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Female 330
:)
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Female 2,352
Agreed!
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Male 12,138
vv "I LOVE TWILIGHT! and I LOVE IAB!!"



Alright, we`ll let you off with it, on grounds of brown-nosing. ;-)
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Female 105
I don`t know, where do they keep the books for women who have offically given up and will be found half eaten by their 20 cats?
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Male 192
haha thats awesome
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Female 330
Alrighty guys, haha i`m not obsessed, i just like the series a lot. i know people with the pillowcases, and cutouts, and tshirts, etc. i dont, i read the books, saw the movies, and loved them. Why Twilight though, why not alvin and the chipmunks, or True blood, or Glee. Or snuggies (though not a book nor a movie still freakin ridiculous) ah well. I LOVE TWILIGHT! and I LOVE IAB!!
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Female 295
LOL
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Female 697
Oh Hell yeah!!!
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Male 10,845
`nough said!
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Female 92
@splurbyburbl
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I can`t stand Twilight, however I have people on my FB that love it.. So I post all the bad stuff about it I can find, just to piss them off. Sometimes it`s funny just to read people comments when they get all pissy.
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Male 2,690
Win!
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Female 1,283
[quote]if I took a couple of hundred diseased mice, hurled them through a woodchipper and collected the entrails on a large peice of paper made from the skins of a thousand jewish baby forskins, it would make a more compelling and thought provoking read.[/quote]

If I ever meet you, I think I`ll hide my future children.

[quote]Megan Fox on the other hand...[/quote]

Who?
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Female 77
I have never seen Twilight or read the books so all these jokes are lost on me
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Male 2,796
Now I am starting to think IAB has an obsession with Twilight.. you know... because they post content about all the drating time. Perhaps it is akin to a boy that makes fun of a girl but only because he really likes her.
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Female 71
Guys should stop being jealous of Edward; he isn`t real!
Megan Fox on the other hand...

I loved reading the Twilight books and I shouldn`t have to feel like any less of an intellectual for saying that.
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Female 3,562
Wow, I like Twilight, I know it`s crap and stupid but I enjoy it. I`m not that serious about it, I read all the books and saw the first movie, and maybe I`ll download the second one if I`m really bored one day. Oh and I read them online for free too. At least I didn`t waste my money.
There are worse fans than Twilight fans, trust me. And there`s much, much worse crap out there.
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Female 301
this guy continuously has great points
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Male 20
@CHICOMIMI you really think that bug eyed bastard child is good looking? /barf
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Female 1,677
I don`t even get the werewolf guy attraction. That guy looks borderline retarded.
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Female 1,043
@TCullen23

because people like you go too far with the obsession. nobody likes the books, they only like the pretty boy actors. Don`t deny it, its VERY true. The argument of Edward Vs. Jacob has evolved from "Vampires or Werewolves" into "Taylor Or Rob"? Plus, the books are terribly written. It`s sexist (bella being the wimpy, clumsy dame and Edward being pretty much the teen equivalent of Jesus Christ) and pointless. Meyer has NO history in literature. Twilight was just a fat girl`s fantasy dragged out and stamped on paper.

And that is all I will say on the matter.
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Male 23
IAB keeps bashing twilight because of people like you and your twisted view on life and literature.
The Twilight series, far from being literary genius, is in fact the worst set of books ever written. They are less than useless, they are a hindrance, an annoyance and the worst thing to come out of that meyers woman since she shat out another mormon. They are worse than badly written, if I took a couple of hundred diseased mice, hurled them through a woodchipper and collected the entrails on a large peice of paper made from the skins of a thousand jewish baby forskins, it would make a more compelling and thought provoking read. Even if it just made you throw up continuously for a couple of hours, you would get more out of it than reading the twilight `books`... There are only so many times you can chisel your abs... I wouldnt mind chiselling robert pattinson in the abs, with a really sharp chisel and a massive hammer...
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Female 26
I don`t understand why we hate this guy..
He`s very very good looking :3
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Male 24
Why do we hate this guy?
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Female 854
God that`s getting old...
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Female 1,264
"Why oh why IAB do you keep bashing Twilight?!"

Is that a rethorical question?
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Female 40
Because it is badly written garbage that makes no sense.
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Male 2,056
hold on, WHEN THE HELL DID WE HATE THIS GUY!?!?!
Matwix 2004 looses some of my respect.
But half regains if for posting this
idk, lol
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Female 330
Why oh why IAB do you keep bashing Twilight?!
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Female 25
his eyes burn into my souuullll
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Male 1,195
"Wouldn`t it be better to dump the books and burn the bookshelves?"

Wouldn`t it be better to just burn down the library?
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Male 4,680
""I hear that bibles burn pretty well."

People burn the books they are afraid of."
Yep. Just like all those burnings of pro-evolutionary books over the past century or so.
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Female 1,677
"I must say, that comment was completely tolerant, unprejudiced and in no way uncalled for. Well done, sir for being such a progressive person."

It`s completely equivalent to saying we should burn Twilight books, or any other books. I concur completely with your totally non-sarcastic comment, and I do so completely unsarcastically.
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Female 1,677
Wouldn`t it be better to dump the books and burn the bookshelves?

Also, he looks like a tweaked out drug user. No need to worry about needing heat when you`ve got meth!
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Female 682
hee hee. epic win! :D
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Male 2,703
"People burn the books they are afraid of. "

I always put them in the freezer, when I saw that episode of friends I freaked out, I didn`t think anyone else did that...
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Male 480
BRILLIANT! THIS GUY IS AMAZING!
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Female 1,283
TheNineXXX
[quote]I hear that bibles burn pretty well.[/quote]

Oh, the name is a dead giveaway.
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Female 1,283
[quote]Who`s gonna set off this powderkeg?[/quote]
It`s tempting, but...

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Male 541
"I hear that bibles burn pretty well."

I must say, that comment was completely tolerant, unprejudiced and in no way uncalled for. Well done, sir for being such a progressive person.
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Male 4,793
"People burn the books they are afraid of. "

i am better than your god.
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Male 420
dude, that guy`s a G, and a Red Sox fan which makes it even better. and he only looks baked cause he wears contacts, i remember he covered that in a post a while ago
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Male 15,510
I dont need any "heat" excuse to burn those books
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Male 1,054
"I hear that bibles burn pretty well."

People burn the books they are afraid of.
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Male 10,440
[quote] I hear that bibles burn pretty well. [/quote]

Who`s gonna set off this powderkeg?
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Male 395
I hear that bibles burn pretty well.
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Male 522
he looks baked out of his mind
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Female 190
What? Why do you hate Dante Shepherd? I love him :-(
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Male 651
Who hates Surviving The World? I think it`s brilliant.
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Male 17,512
I`d start with the really old (over 10 years) encyclopedias, Lots of fuel there and no one would miss them when the power came back on.
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Male 7,585
i believe that would be the teens section, but that might be where they keep the goosebumps so we cant do that.
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Male 1,598
It`s approaching Spring, so we don`t really need heat, but... Who doesn`t love a bonfire?
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Female 236
lmao
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Female 302
I don`t think these Twilight jokes will ever get old.
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Female 295
I can`t wait until the whole Twilight thing dies out...sheesh!
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Male 749
I don`t hate this guy. He`s awesome.
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Male 25,416
thats so true!
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Female 721
I agree wholeheartedly.

I was in Walmart earlier and ran into a section full of Twilight shirts/purses/accessories/books. I mean really guys. All this poo was in black or grey like that`s hardcore.
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Male 2,229
this is awesome
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Female 318
It`s good to know I`m not the only one who hates twilight! XD
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Male 893
The answer is a question?
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Female 126
Who is this guy then?
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Female 356
Why do we hate him?! I love this guy from I-A-B`s last post of him...that jesus thing? Loved that. What the hell?!

But I must say, I love this, too. :)
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Male 2,551
Link: I Think We Can All Trust This Book Advice [Pic] [Rate Link] - As much as we hate this guy, he`s got it right this time.
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