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Date: 03/30/10 02:00 PM

86 Responses to I Think We Can All Trust This Book Advice [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Link: I Think We Can All Trust This Book Advice - As much as we hate this guy, he`s got it right this time.
  2. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Why do we hate him?! I love this guy from I-A-B`s last post of him...that jesus thing? Loved that. What the hell?!

    But I must say, I love this, too. :)
  3. Profile photo of woodmore
    woodmore Female 18-29
    126 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Who is this guy then?
  4. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    The answer is a question?
  5. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    It`s good to know I`m not the only one who hates twilight! XD
  6. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    this is awesome
  7. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    I agree wholeheartedly.

    I was in Walmart earlier and ran into a section full of Twilight shirts/purses/accessories/books. I mean really guys. All this poo was in black or grey like that`s hardcore.
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    thats so true!
  9. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    I don`t hate this guy. He`s awesome.
  10. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    I can`t wait until the whole Twilight thing dies out...sheesh!
  11. Profile photo of k8lin
    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    I don`t think these Twilight jokes will ever get old.
  12. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    lmao
  13. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    It`s approaching Spring, so we don`t really need heat, but... Who doesn`t love a bonfire?
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7463 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    i believe that would be the teens section, but that might be where they keep the goosebumps so we cant do that.
  15. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I`d start with the really old (over 10 years) encyclopedias, Lots of fuel there and no one would miss them when the power came back on.
  16. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    Who hates Surviving The World? I think it`s brilliant.
  17. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    What? Why do you hate Dante Shepherd? I love him :-(
  18. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    he looks baked out of his mind
  19. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    I hear that bibles burn pretty well.
  20. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    I hear that bibles burn pretty well.

    Who`s gonna set off this powderkeg?
  21. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    "I hear that bibles burn pretty well."

    People burn the books they are afraid of.
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    I dont need any "heat" excuse to burn those books
  23. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    dude, that guy`s a G, and a Red Sox fan which makes it even better. and he only looks baked cause he wears contacts, i remember he covered that in a post a while ago
  24. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    "People burn the books they are afraid of. "

    i am better than your god.
  25. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    "I hear that bibles burn pretty well."

    I must say, that comment was completely tolerant, unprejudiced and in no way uncalled for. Well done, sir for being such a progressive person.
  26. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Who`s gonna set off this powderkeg?
    It`s tempting, but...

  27. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    TheNineXXX
    I hear that bibles burn pretty well.

    Oh, the name is a dead giveaway.
  28. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    BRILLIANT! THIS GUY IS AMAZING!
  29. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    "People burn the books they are afraid of. "

    I always put them in the freezer, when I saw that episode of friends I freaked out, I didn`t think anyone else did that...
  30. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    hee hee. epic win! :D
  31. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Wouldn`t it be better to dump the books and burn the bookshelves?

    Also, he looks like a tweaked out drug user. No need to worry about needing heat when you`ve got meth!
  32. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    "I must say, that comment was completely tolerant, unprejudiced and in no way uncalled for. Well done, sir for being such a progressive person."

    It`s completely equivalent to saying we should burn Twilight books, or any other books. I concur completely with your totally non-sarcastic comment, and I do so completely unsarcastically.
  33. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    ""I hear that bibles burn pretty well."

    People burn the books they are afraid of."
    Yep. Just like all those burnings of pro-evolutionary books over the past century or so.
  34. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    "Wouldn`t it be better to dump the books and burn the bookshelves?"

    Wouldn`t it be better to just burn down the library?
  35. Profile photo of saruh_bebop
    saruh_bebop Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    his eyes burn into my souuullll
  36. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Why oh why IAB do you keep bashing Twilight?!
  37. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    hold on, WHEN THE HELL DID WE HATE THIS GUY!?!?!
    Matwix 2004 looses some of my respect.
    But half regains if for posting this
    idk, lol
  38. Profile photo of Katalyst13
    Katalyst13 Female 18-29
    40 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Because it is badly written garbage that makes no sense.
  39. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    "Why oh why IAB do you keep bashing Twilight?!"

    Is that a rethorical question?
  40. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    God that`s getting old...
  41. Profile photo of Reilly_guy
    Reilly_guy Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Why do we hate this guy?
  42. Profile photo of Rozz
    Rozz Female 18-29
    26 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    I don`t understand why we hate this guy..
    He`s very very good looking :3
  43. Profile photo of fishcakjayke
    fishcakjayke Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    IAB keeps bashing twilight because of people like you and your twisted view on life and literature.
    The Twilight series, far from being literary genius, is in fact the worst set of books ever written. They are less than useless, they are a hindrance, an annoyance and the worst thing to come out of that meyers woman since she shat out another mormon. They are worse than badly written, if I took a couple of hundred diseased mice, hurled them through a woodchipper and collected the entrails on a large peice of paper made from the skins of a thousand jewish baby forskins, it would make a more compelling and thought provoking read. Even if it just made you throw up continuously for a couple of hours, you would get more out of it than reading the twilight `books`... There are only so many times you can chisel your abs... I wouldnt mind chiselling robert pattinson in the abs, with a really sharp chisel and a massive hammer...
  44. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    @TCullen23

    because people like you go too far with the obsession. nobody likes the books, they only like the pretty boy actors. Don`t deny it, its VERY true. The argument of Edward Vs. Jacob has evolved from "Vampires or Werewolves" into "Taylor Or Rob"? Plus, the books are terribly written. It`s sexist (bella being the wimpy, clumsy dame and Edward being pretty much the teen equivalent of Jesus Christ) and pointless. Meyer has NO history in literature. Twilight was just a fat girl`s fantasy dragged out and stamped on paper.

    And that is all I will say on the matter.
  45. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    I don`t even get the werewolf guy attraction. That guy looks borderline retarded.
  46. Profile photo of hammock
    hammock Male 18-29
    20 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    @CHICOMIMI you really think that bug eyed bastard child is good looking? /barf
  47. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    this guy continuously has great points
  48. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Wow, I like Twilight, I know it`s crap and stupid but I enjoy it. I`m not that serious about it, I read all the books and saw the first movie, and maybe I`ll download the second one if I`m really bored one day. Oh and I read them online for free too. At least I didn`t waste my money.
    There are worse fans than Twilight fans, trust me. And there`s much, much worse crap out there.
  49. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
    71 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Guys should stop being jealous of Edward; he isn`t real!
    Megan Fox on the other hand...

    I loved reading the Twilight books and I shouldn`t have to feel like any less of an intellectual for saying that.
  50. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Now I am starting to think IAB has an obsession with Twilight.. you know... because they post content about all the drating time. Perhaps it is akin to a boy that makes fun of a girl but only because he really likes her.
  51. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
    77 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    I have never seen Twilight or read the books so all these jokes are lost on me
  52. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    if I took a couple of hundred diseased mice, hurled them through a woodchipper and collected the entrails on a large peice of paper made from the skins of a thousand jewish baby forskins, it would make a more compelling and thought provoking read.

    If I ever meet you, I think I`ll hide my future children.

    Megan Fox on the other hand...

    Who?
  53. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:02 pm
    Win!
  54. Profile photo of x_lvlalfoy_x
    x_lvlalfoy_x Female 18-29
    92 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    @splurbyburbl
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    I can`t stand Twilight, however I have people on my FB that love it.. So I post all the bad stuff about it I can find, just to piss them off. Sometimes it`s funny just to read people comments when they get all pissy.
  55. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    `nough said!
  56. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    Oh Hell yeah!!!
  57. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    LOL
  58. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Alrighty guys, haha i`m not obsessed, i just like the series a lot. i know people with the pillowcases, and cutouts, and tshirts, etc. i dont, i read the books, saw the movies, and loved them. Why Twilight though, why not alvin and the chipmunks, or True blood, or Glee. Or snuggies (though not a book nor a movie still freakin ridiculous) ah well. I LOVE TWILIGHT! and I LOVE IAB!!
  59. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    haha thats awesome
  60. Profile photo of nellerbear
    nellerbear Female 18-29
    105 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    I don`t know, where do they keep the books for women who have offically given up and will be found half eaten by their 20 cats?
  61. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    vv "I LOVE TWILIGHT! and I LOVE IAB!!"



    Alright, we`ll let you off with it, on grounds of brown-nosing. ;-)
  62. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Agreed!
  63. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    :)
  64. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    Wait? What? Huh?

    Someone actually managed to get past the first 5 minutes of that lame cliched chick flick??
  65. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    Haha, davy.

    Anyways, I`m pretty sure this guy has appeared in other IAB posts, but I don`t know who he is.
  66. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    LionHeart!!! Gasp!
  67. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    LionHart2*
  68. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    Hint: It`s the young adult section.

    I sometimes browse the teen section in the library and Twilight books are always there. The ones that aren`t were stolen.
    also I feel like i`m the only girl sometimes that isn`t swooning over this movies/book series.
  69. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    Twilight haters are just as bad as Twilight fan girls these days.
    You hate it, yet you rabidly hate it.
  70. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:44 am
    hahahaha

    i like the books, not a big fan, but i can talk about it without saying something hateful

    now the MOVIE is a whole dif case
  71. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:15 am
    Well if this was a normal library (which it probably is) they would keep the "Twilight" books in the fiction section in the "MEY" section.
    Is this guy a dumbass?
    Nevermind, I answered my own question.
  72. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Uh, since when does I-A-B hate this guy? You post this webcomic all the time. In fact, this site introduced me to him.

    God, I-A-B, you flip flop more than political candidates.
  73. Profile photo of joejoe92
    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:07 am
    if this library in question had any taste, it wouldnt have any twilight books, ZING
  74. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
    SammyCyanide "Twilight haters are just as bad as Twilight fan girls these days.
    You hate it, yet you rabidly hate it."

    The only thing is, we hate with logic, they love with blind idiocy.
  75. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:52 am
    who is this guy?
  76. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    he answered his question with a question? wtf?
  77. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    @ Jats "and boom goes the dynamite"

    and love this guy lots.
  78. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    lol...fishgul
  79. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Scotland Prevails.
  80. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    I also really like the "points" people make about the lack of Meyers` literary prowess. Nevermind the fact that many, many successful writers are lacking in the "fantastic writing" area. Take Louis LAmour for instance. He used sophmoric and simple/direct language in his books. He had more movies made about his books than most writers, got the first congressional medal for his writings and is still loved long after death. Why? Because it doesn`t matter how bad you write, so long as you tell a good story that people love. There are many people who enjoy the Twilight story. Hate all you want, it will not go away.

    Other good vampire stories include the TRU Blood novels and Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles (Too bad she became Christian). I enjoyed all those too.
  81. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    if you`ve ever worked in a library, you`ve probably already made this list and the question of where to start is a tough one... nora roberts would be a great start, though.
  82. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:40 am
    Yes.
  83. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Noo, if we burn the fiction section, the bible will also be burnt.
  84. Profile photo of GodOfThorns
    GodOfThorns Male 13-17
    12 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    @dijipo wow ur smart dumbpoo
  85. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Anything relating to the government would be my first choice.
  86. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    i showed my mom this and she took me very seriously

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