How China Negotiates A Hostage Situation [5 Pics]

Submitted by: CrakrJak 7 years ago in Misc
http://cavemancircus.com/2010/03/22/this-is-how-china-negotiates/

If you"re weak at heart, Don"t view the last 2 pictures
There are 60 comments:
Male 1,164
Ria25, you are wrong.

We shouldn`t handle hostage situations like this. They had two guys; the negotiator and the finisher. We should just use the finisher.
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Male 617
they got enough people there that they are beyond worries like "civilian casualties"
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Male 304
Owned.
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Male 231
/,,/
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Male 31
@antamosia
Wow, good find.
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Female 125
Am I wrong to think this is better then how we solve our own hostage situations? I think not.
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Male 675
This one is old, I still think though that this is how -every- hostage situation should be solved.
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Female 1
Apparently, he survived.

Snopes.com
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Male 4,593
And then, everyone watching got a free taco.
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Female 2,509
well, it solved the problem

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Male 2,893
"Dude, I was just pointing my gun at him and I sneezed!!
I swear!!!!"
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Male 7,830
mrhyde, are you talking about there being 2 different people?
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Female 444
He deserves it...
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Male 440
Different, but effective.
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Male 509
china`s really strict... don`t they have the death penalty for like 20 different offences?
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Male 397
Negotiate this MF! *bang*
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Male 8,300
"BANG BANG BANG!! Stop or I`ll shoot..."
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Male 494
Wait -- Look at 3, then 4.
What`s missing?
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Male 13,630
Well gets the job done, no mucking about here
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Female 864
Fu*k yeah china ,if someone kidnapped my kid that what I would want the police to do .
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Male 7,830
max_normal, i personally see violence and sex as entertainment because i am human.

xxpinkxx, numbers my friend, pure numbers.
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Female 3,828
Woah china sucks... why are they so powerful??
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Male 17,511
Love the Bruce Willis quote. :-)
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Male 806
shoot first ask later, if applicable
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Male 795
Guess if I ever decide to terrorize China I`ll keep my big head inside the building instead of waving to a crowd of onlooker.. BANG!
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Male 1,351
@Max Normal
USA, USA, USA!
Pissed off yet :->
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Male 120
Bruce Willis: anyone else want to negotiate?
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Male 500
In America violence is entertainment while sex is something to be ashamed at. Hence this did not get labelled NSFW. Thats the influence of centuries of guilty christians and one of the most f*cked up things that I can think of.
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Female 2,549
IAB please stop with execution pics & vids, just stop.
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Male 58
All you people missed that he changed his shirt during this situation. Thats one true Ninja right there.
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Male 10,440
[quote]I think it`s how we should do it here in the U.S.A[/quote]

That`s why your society sucks.

[quote]I think so! And so do rapists and thieves.[/quote]

And so do people like you. Don`t tell me you`ve never stolen anything.
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Male 478
WIN!
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Female 1,283
Wow, I should be an officer in China. A lot less BS.

[quote]Hey! This link has a threat in it that was detected by AVG. Do you have a safe link to view the pix?[/quote]

Huh, my AVG is saying the link is fine `n good.
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Male 337
head shot... the only sure kill shot for zombies.
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Male 215
Well done.
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Male 1,135
Boom, headshot.
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Male 31
Hey! This link has a threat in it that was detected by AVG. Do you have a safe link to view the pix?
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Male 5,189
Well. It worked.
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Male 606
In china, you can be executed for much less harsh crimes.
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Male 7,830
wtmac, i agree with you up until the thief part. thieves shouldnt be killed, just beaten pretty harshly.
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Male 3,431
Bravo Zulu.
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Male 1,195
"Clearly they were utilizing the "good ninja/bad ninja" technique. The one in black ? Well, he`s the bad ninja.."

Ninjas are from Japan.
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Male 185
"as an `eye for an eye` guy, i love this post. I think it`s how we should do it here in the U.S.A"

For the `eye for an eye` thing to be ok in this situation wouldn`t he have to have killed someone first? Or is it ok to kill someone for taking a hostage?
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Male 68
Clearly they were utilizing the "good ninja/bad ninja" technique. The one in black ? Well, he`s the bad ninja..
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Male 25,416
Whatttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,254
Now only if it were a harpoon made out of a wrapping paper tube, some hairspray, and a pair of scissors, we would have our hands on China`s very own MacGyver!
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Male 239
Thieves don`t deserve to die. Just chop their hands off... No hands, no sticky fingers.
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Male 526
as an `eye for an eye` guy, i love this post. I think it`s how we should do it here in the U.S.A
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Male 436
"does a kidnapper deserve death? I think not."

I think so! And so do rapists and thieves.
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Male 3,296
yeah they were kids hostages, what if the guy was crazy and ended up slitting some kids throat>?? you cant take those chances if you ask me.
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Male 4,680
Don`t want to get shot? Don`t take hostages. Simple.
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Male 10,440
does a kidnapper deserve death? I think not.
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Male 3,915
that site was all left-justified...or whatever you call it...was it just me?
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Male 1,929
Problem solved. A+ China.
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Male 2,690
Oh wow..
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Male 7,830
hell, thats how i would do it.
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Male 2,056
what?
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Male 2,893
That site is almost all kinda-NSFW pics of Emma Watson.
Not that I disapprove.
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Female 446
D:
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Male 17,511
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