Help Wanted: Pizza Cook, Apply Within [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

But there are a few prerequisites you need to meet before you"ll be considered for the gig...
There are 36 comments:
Male 703
ill never get hired
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Male 1,371
I`m putting SYM on my resume.
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Male 1,351
I`d apply.
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Male 25,417
wow!
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Female 3,828
LOL @ Lion!! that made my day!!
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Female 961
whoo hoo!! i have a chance!
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Male 2,893
I CAN DO THAT!!!!
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Male 1,357
At least they`re considering only those who have mastered pizza cooking
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Male 749
`Not be a crybag` :D. That made me smile.
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Male 8,302
> davymid
> You haven`t seen my pizza delivery boy, Nido. Maybe it`s the Canadian climate.

The cold makes the bit of him that YOUR eyes head for, much smaller.
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Male 8,302
I`d stick a sign over it that says "You`re not looking for a Nobody Delivery Boy - without a frakkin COOK you don`t have any frakkin thing to sell, so let`s start with a bit more respect for the one non-optional person in the business!
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Male 1,043
Glad I quit yesterday.. Need a new job..
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Male 111
i wish every store hired like this, i would have a job by now.
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Female 2,352
Someone pissed off the boss. XD lol I wanted to be a delivery driver but my one accident barred me from getting hired.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I like pizza delivery boys, they`re cute.[/quote]
You haven`t seen my pizza delivery boy, Nido. Maybe it`s the Canadian climate, makes them a bit... weather-beaten.
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Male 9,305
I like pizza delivery boys, they`re cute. ^^
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Female 697
Wow, the last pizza cook guy must have pissed them off something awful
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Male 12,138
Fair play Crackrjak. Kudos.
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Male 10,338
sbeelz: Money IS the greatest reward. Pizza delivery is the easiest job I ever had. The work to money ratio is better than digging ditches! lol.
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Male 2,868
Being a pizza delivery driver had the lowest work to reward ratio of any job I ever had. All I did was drive around and smoke weed and go home with a bunch of cash.
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Male 2,591
working around food is the worst thing evar. i`ll take my good ol honest auto factory rat job anyday.
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Male 17,512
skaterboy17: Actually that would just be poor form, Never did that. However, Anytime I got a tip over $20 I shared half of that tip with the cooks. Didn`t have to do that, But I did out of respect and comrade-re.
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Female 9,557
Not a crybag: check.

A master in S.Y.M.: check.

The ability to read any schedule: Check.

Well guys, it looks like I found a new job.
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Male 1,195
I know how to read schedules, I know when to shut up, and I have no idea what a crybag is... I think I just found a new job.
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Male 219
"I`ve delivered pizza for years, Pizza cooks get hosed when it comes to pay and hours. Drivers have their own problems like higher insurance premiums and more car maintenance, But at least the drivers get the tips and that more than compensates."

my dad got the ultimate tip....a pic with 20 strippers. The one call everyone wants
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Male 296
CrackJak, a fellow deliver guy eh? Isn`t it fun flashing all your extra cash at the rest of the staff at the end of the night?
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Female 1,677
Dammit, I`m a huge crybag.

I`m gonna go cry about it.
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Female 157
No crybags.
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Male 2,703
bag3l...enjoy your ban

sounds like this manager knows how to pick`em
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Male 17,512
I`ve delivered pizza for years, Pizza cooks get hosed when it comes to pay and hours. Drivers have their own problems like higher insurance premiums and more car maintenance, But at least the drivers get the tips and that more than compensates.
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Female 146
lol crybag? never heard that one before...
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Female 1,283
[quote]FIRST[/quote]
Nobody cares!

...*you see Skresh quietly sobbing that he isn`t the first post.*
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Male 592
this is where i shine *slicks back hair*
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Female 1,401
PERFECT! can do!
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Male 15,510
I have a degree in STFU, does that counts?
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Male 20,825
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