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Date: 03/30/10 04:03 PM

36 Responses to Help Wanted: Pizza Cook, Apply Within [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Link: Help Wanted: Pizza Cook, Apply Within - But there are a few prerequisites you need to meet before you`ll be considered for the gig...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    I have a degree in STFU, does that counts?
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    PERFECT! can do!
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    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    this is where i shine *slicks back hair*
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    FIRST
    Nobody cares!

    ...*you see Skresh quietly sobbing that he isn`t the first post.*
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    gorgeousplan Female 18-29
    146 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    lol crybag? never heard that one before...
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    I`ve delivered pizza for years, Pizza cooks get hosed when it comes to pay and hours. Drivers have their own problems like higher insurance premiums and more car maintenance, But at least the drivers get the tips and that more than compensates.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    bag3l...enjoy your ban

    sounds like this manager knows how to pick`em
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    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    No crybags.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Dammit, I`m a huge crybag.

    I`m gonna go cry about it.
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    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    CrackJak, a fellow deliver guy eh? Isn`t it fun flashing all your extra cash at the rest of the staff at the end of the night?
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    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    "I`ve delivered pizza for years, Pizza cooks get hosed when it comes to pay and hours. Drivers have their own problems like higher insurance premiums and more car maintenance, But at least the drivers get the tips and that more than compensates."

    my dad got the ultimate tip....a pic with 20 strippers. The one call everyone wants
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    I know how to read schedules, I know when to shut up, and I have no idea what a crybag is... I think I just found a new job.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Not a crybag: check.

    A master in S.Y.M.: check.

    The ability to read any schedule: Check.

    Well guys, it looks like I found a new job.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    skaterboy17: Actually that would just be poor form, Never did that. However, Anytime I got a tip over $20 I shared half of that tip with the cooks. Didn`t have to do that, But I did out of respect and comrade-re.
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    working around food is the worst thing evar. i`ll take my good ol honest auto factory rat job anyday.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Being a pizza delivery driver had the lowest work to reward ratio of any job I ever had. All I did was drive around and smoke weed and go home with a bunch of cash.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    sbeelz: Money IS the greatest reward. Pizza delivery is the easiest job I ever had. The work to money ratio is better than digging ditches! lol.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    Fair play Crackrjak. Kudos.
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Wow, the last pizza cook guy must have pissed them off something awful
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    I like pizza delivery boys, they`re cute. ^^
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    I like pizza delivery boys, they`re cute.
    You haven`t seen my pizza delivery boy, Nido. Maybe it`s the Canadian climate, makes them a bit... weather-beaten.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    Someone pissed off the boss. XD lol I wanted to be a delivery driver but my one accident barred me from getting hired.
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    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    i wish every store hired like this, i would have a job by now.
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    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    Glad I quit yesterday.. Need a new job..
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    I`d stick a sign over it that says "You`re not looking for a Nobody Delivery Boy - without a frakkin COOK you don`t have any frakkin thing to sell, so let`s start with a bit more respect for the one non-optional person in the business!
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    > davymid
    > You haven`t seen my pizza delivery boy, Nido. Maybe it`s the Canadian climate.

    The cold makes the bit of him that YOUR eyes head for, much smaller.
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:26 am
    `Not be a crybag` :D. That made me smile.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:52 am
    At least they`re considering only those who have mastered pizza cooking
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:00 am
    I CAN DO THAT!!!!
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    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:30 am
    whoo hoo!! i have a chance!
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:00 am
    LOL @ Lion!! that made my day!!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    wow!
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    I`d apply.
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:36 am
    I`m putting SYM on my resume.
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    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:23 am
    ill never get hired

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