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They`re all finally getting along. Don`t spoil it.
i dunno. i just wanted the satisfaction. i feel better now.
All of it.
i think that`s probably all from wikipedia - just where i got mine!and just cos it`s the first time anyone has ever mentioned my username, i`d prefer it spelt schneeblefish but iab has a 12-character limit lol
Chuck Norris found Nemo
Chuck Norris killed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
When McDonalds denied Chuck Norris an EggMcMuffin because it was 11:07 am, he round-house kicked the building so hard it became a Wendys
That is how badass he is.
On that note,An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but four tons of heavy artillery still can`t keep Chuck Norris away.
There is no evolution, just a small list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
*Digs deeper* "Norris is a Republican...supports gun rights and ownership...is against public schools condoning homosexuality... a co-host on Fox News...one of the first members of show business to express support for the California Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage...heavily criticized the gay community for "interfering" with the democratic process..."
Damn, I used to like the guy.
That a pathetic bad actor and poor martial artist can build such a fan following from a few quick-cuts of the film.
The bogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
P.S. It looks like theres Fruity Pebbles in that cake...
While having sex in a big rig, some of Chuck Norris`s sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
There is no global warming. Chuck Norris got cold so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris went skydiving once, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris`s hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush.
Not everyone Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away - they are called astronauts.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun... and won.
Aliens DO exist. They just know better than to visit Chuck Norris`s home planet.
I suppose that`ll do. Everyone else can find them on that site lol
Chuck Norris is so tough he can punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can punch you in the back of the face.
Superman and the Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris`s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
(could`nt think of anything sue me)
There were no survivors.
When Chuck goes swiming he doesn`t get wet, the water gets Norris
He throws down.
God wanted to create to world in 10 days.
Chuck gave him 7.