Greatest Get-Rich-Quick Idea Ever? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Think about it, if anyone of you could make this happen and franchise it, you"d be a millionaire in a matter of days...
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Female 106
"iDon`tCare: Now with firmware MEH 2.0!"

ilol`d
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Female 708
I wouldn`t do it...After all the fat, sweaty virgins at the front of the line have touched it, there`ll be a cess pool of cheeto dust, skin oil, and hair grease swirling around on the screen like a swamp... You`d never be able to see the apps or anything.
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Female 155
lol would you like a used ipad or a new one?
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Male 15,832
I`d pay $1. Think about it. You get to use it till you get tired of it (about 15 sec.), it doesn`t cost you $100s, you don`t have to pay for everything you do for the next two years, and you don`t have Steve Jobs snooping around in your business. It`s a bargain!
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Male 1,140
Lmao.... :D
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Male 712
iDon`tCare: Now with firmware MEH 2.0!
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Male 230
"Think about it, if anyone of you could make this happen and franchise it, you`d be a millionaire in a matter of days..." Isn`t that the idea behind any get rich quick scheme?
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Male 579
Apple Users - Keeping marketing firms in business, one really old idea at a time
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Female 635
i lol`d
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Female 3,828
meh
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Male 207
@Saragato, that made me LOL.

But yeah, just go to the Apple store if you really want to touch an iPad...they don`t even charge there.

And if I ever saw someone doing that I`d go up like I`m touching it and knock it onto the ground. Make it look like an accident and what not...hehe, that seems fun to me!
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Male 3,296
or go to the apple store and do it for free for as long as you want
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Male 176
if someone tried to franchise that idea, apple would sue them. I bet apple is planning a law suit against the creator of this cartoon right now :( They`re out of control really.... it`s sad........
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Female 1,324
sadly they predict 1million requests by the end of the week or something ._.
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Male 140
Product for Apple Iwhores...
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Female 721
"I wonder how many germs would end up on it at the end of the day."

Silly person, no Apple product can get a virus!
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Female 326
I wonder how many germs would end up on it at the end of the day.
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Male 1,360
i dont really see a strong demand for ipads. the only demographic i can see it being useful for is people who travel for business a lot...
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Male 2,748
this... is probably true... xD
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Male 371
when that stops working there will be interactive porn on it for costumers
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Female 346
Not to sound OCD but ewwww germs!!!!
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Male 2,148
IssaTheFiend:

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Female 2,352
Oh damn that business plan sucks! Why would anyone want to touch and ipad?
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Male 931
Il just touch myself instead, thank you.
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Male 25,416
Ooooo he touched it!
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Male 2,688
Can I use my 30 seconds to "touch" the iPad with a baseball bat?
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Male 493
How many tax writeoffs can he get with that business?
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Male 302
iPad is terrible.
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Male 127
Ha-ha...

The real irony is that nobody wants to touch an iPad so the guy`s business idea is doomed from the start.

This might have been funny right before the iPad was launched, but now it`s just beating a dead horse.

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Male 6,693
I dont want to touch it.
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Male 794
man this guy is going to rake in millions of $$, those of you that dont get it probably really want an iPad, :-)
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Male 900
i dont get it....
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Male 454
I agree. Dumb.
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Male 1,598
The best Get-Rich-Quick scheme is to write a book about how to get rich quick and then sell it for profit.
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Male 336
dumb, just dumb
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Female 3,574
lol Litheran
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Male 3,425
Or you could go to the Apple store and touch one for free.
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Male 503
yeah.... no. no no no no no no no no no. no. get a life and again to be clear, no.
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Male 51
I`d tap that.
For like 2 minutes.
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Male 343
i agree. I would pay 1 dolla to touch an ipad.
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Male 2,056
hmm
i should try this
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Male 5,314
screw that thing
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Male 20,899
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