Greatest Break-Up Letter Ever Written? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

If you"re going to write a break-up letter, do it with style and write it like this guy...
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Male 11,740
Best breakup ever.
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Male 440
I should get a girlfriend just so I could do that.
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Male 1,371
Best breakup ever.
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Male 1,351
@Cashaviola
Umm, bald lesbian? She said it was her riding the giraffe, and the pic is bald so...
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Female 1,043
@Cashiaviola

Thats a guy riding the giraffe. -_-
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Female 108
What if its lesbians?
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Male 2,737
Flawless!
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Male 1,647

Actually, daniellee, a person`s sex is one of the few things you can`t identify from hand writing analysis. But yes, they do write very bubbly. :)
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Female 451
the guy writes like a girl.
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Male 8,302
> emmettyville
> that is a terrible giraffe

Blasphemy!!! Ban him, Opie, quickly!
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Female 4,349
that is a terrible giraffe.
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Female 635
LMAO
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Male 15,832
Great stuff, Baal. I was going to mute the sound and just read it, but I gave it a few seconds and quickly realized that would have ruined it completely. :-D
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Male 680
Hah, Baalth, you`re right. And congrats :)
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Female 2,352
Lol Nice one Baalthazag. You bastert XD
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Female 584
@ Baalthazaq:

usually I disagree with some of the things you post but this time...man I can`t say anything but awesome man...That girl must have been really rich or gave a lot of head just to get through high school jeez!
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Male 10,845
???
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Female 15,763
I must acquire someone to break up with so I can do this...
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Male 12,138
Congrats on the red name, Baalthazaq. Suits you, buddy.
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Male 2,690
Not bad
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Male 132
That`s a pretty good drawing though. That means he must be genuine about it.
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Male 8,302
This was obviously one of Opiebrat`s breakup letters :-)

You regulars know what I`m talking about.
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Female 1,283
Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
2898 Posts Tuesday, March 30, 2010 1:51:43 PM
[quote]This is the greatest breakup letter of all time.

Sorry to rain on the parade, but it is. :)[/quote]

omgwtfbbqhax.
You`re a mod now!?
...I can`t find a decent "congratulations" pic, so here`s bacon-mug with bacon-beer!

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Female 1,283
[quote]how many "greatest breakup letter of all time"s have there been on IAB?[/quote]
"Greatest" is subjective and dependent on the vestiges of time =p
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Male 208
@Baalt,

He should be happy that illiterate bitch is out of his life. Doesn`t look like a break up letter though...more of a letter letting him know how her life is going. She specifically states "I went out with another guy after you." which makes me believe they are already broken up.

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Male 894
lol
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Female 276
awesome
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Female 1,401
how many "greatest breakup letter of all time"s have there been on IAB?
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Female 163
wow i wouldnt mind a break up letter like that lol it would make me laugh instead of cry
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Male 230
Baalt - wow.
Just
frickin
wow.
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Male 321
Great diversion tactic...this kid`s going to be good.
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Male 1,297
opie...
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Male 431
thats great
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Male 1,240
This one is still hillarious, baalt.
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Male 4,547
This is the greatest breakup letter of all time.

Sorry to rain on the parade, but it is. :)
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Male 1,240
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 10,440
*note to self*

when breaking up, draw a cute, dumb picture.
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Male 149
lol, the giraffe`s tongue is sticking out :P
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Male 1,958
Hmm...
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Female 1,313
What took longer, the writing or the drawing of the giraffe with the stick man riding it?
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Male 143
...my initials...I never knew I broke up or even went out with a Janet.
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Male 2,344
That dude has nice hand writing...

/Suspicious
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Male 807
LOL!!!!
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Male 25,416
well the message gets through which is the main thing!
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Male 625
Oh and that`s definitely a "Z"
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Male 625
Where`s Opie?
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Female 3,574
He calls himself 2F? Or is that a Z?
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Male 194
That giraffe has a very short neck. :(
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Female 961
lmao there we go. i think that sums it up perfectly
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Female 2,027
wow this is my kind of guy, i can tell
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Male 19,879
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