Google Kills Bambi [3 Pics]

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 7 years ago in Funny

Oh deer.
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Female 914
is it wrong that I laughed?
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Male 440
i tried to find this and couldn`t get that far because it stops before it gets there
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Male 80
google google
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Male 1,647

LMAO.. He got five points for that. >XD
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Female 336
Oh man. I hit a deer a while back and it messed my car up pretty bad. I was so pissed I wanted to go back and kick that damn thing to death but it was already dying and bleeding out by the time I turned around. >-(
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Male 41
@iiiihatejmac
No, satellites can`t take street view....
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Male 17,512
There was an estimated 300,000 white tail deer in North Amercia in 1920, Now there are over 20 million.

The loss of this one is not tragic.

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Male 1,240
@tws8631 and nails06
It was a joke...
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Female 477
dont satellites take those images....?
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Male 190
funny but sad
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Male 1,834
i do that too its not cool or funny
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Male 1,059
I find it intriguing how you can go from happy to sad to happy again all in one post. :-) :-( :-) Was my reaction.
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Male 2,148
I was like "Haha, awww."
Now I`m laughing again.
I like this post.
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Male 1,598
bambi!... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Male 801
I laughed.. =/
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Male 964
Fatality...
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Male 9,305
"I like how all the guys are like... YEAHA FIVE POINTS!!!! and all the girls are like... awww :("

Was like that in a science class, watched a nature video with an Orca eating a seal, same reaction. Goddamn gender roles.

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Female 635
o:
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Male 504
I went down the road but it ends just before what appears to be the area in the picture. Nothing seems to be dead. I may be wrong so take it as you want.
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Male 715
"M-M-M-M-MULTI KILL!!"

lmao, but it was only 1 kill.

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Male 4,867
somoeon call peta
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Male 88
Is this real? Has anyone tried looking for that address, or is this just a joke? :P
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Male 2,737
WHAMMO! "Kids! Time for lunch!!!"
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Male 440
ROFL!
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Male 1,266
Yeah half the time motorcyclists practically throw themselves infront of you, can`t be getting points for that. Seriously... stop trying to make me hit you! >.<
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Male 467
M-M-M-M-MULTI KILL!!
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Male 7
@tws8631

Agreed. fabarati does need to STFU.

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Male 985
Whats that bambi? Evolution killed your mumma?
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Male 316
@fabarati: I thought you got MORE points if you hit motorcyclists...

STFU moron. It`s a$$wipes like you we watch for.

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Male 1,240
@sourkrauter: I thought you got MORE points if you hit motorcyclists...
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Male 894
roadkill scoring system:

1 pt: small animals i.e. rabbits/prairie dogs
2 pt: cats
5 pt: deer
10pt: dogs/coyotes
50pt: mice (they`re hard to hit!)
100pt: big game/fellow man
*loss of 100 points if person hit is wearing bright ORANGE or YELLOW
*loss of all points collected if you hit a motorcyclist

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Female 5,222
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Male 242
It would be even better if there were a picture 4 and 5. #4 showing the google driver getting out to the corpse and #5 putting the deer in the trunk. You can`t leave good venison.
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Male 2,748
lol, that freakin hilarious!! i wonder if they went back and re-captured that section of road just so PETA wouldn`t ram a large object up their backside
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Female 2,352
Oh google that`s five points! X3
I couldn`t help it. .
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Male 8,302
> swemmel1971
> This is really old and the Deer got up and ran off

Well its still gonna look pretty silly, running around the Forest with a white line on it!

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Male 68
Well, that`s what happens when you google "deer" and hit the "I`m feeling lucky" button.
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Male 722
I like how all the guys are like... YEAHA FIVE POINTS!!!! and all the girls are like... awww :(
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Female 172
dear google,
you suck.
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Male 245
"HAHA FIVE POINTS ROAD!"

Nice! I want to see the street with any more than that.

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Male 47
This is really old and the Deer got up and ran off, sorry to `p*ss on your chips` all you that was hoping it died..
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Male 2
HAHA FIVE POINTS ROAD!
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Female 385
Awwwwwww I feel so awful because I laughed at first and called my friend over to see it. Now that I got it outta my system (and she says I`m sick) I see how sad that is.
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Female 43
Wo..that`s from some time ago o_ô
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Female 741
oh nooooo
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Female 465
OMG, that`s horrendous!
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Female 9,560
Good, job Googe.
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Female 3,598
five points? that deer should be worth TEN points at least, but definitely not more than 15, because that`s what you get for an asian guy on a bicycle, and you get twenty for two teenage punks crossing the street!!!
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Male 10,855
GOOGLE FAIL!
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Female 3,696
awwww!!
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Female 956
lol.

.... :(

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Male 299
i just checked that out and google deleted the part of the road where the deer is in it. i was incredibly disapointed at that :(
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Male 60
five points road?
fake, shame
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Male 478
This makes me happy.
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Male 43
WHAT DID BAMBI EVER DO TO YOU, GOOGL!? DAMN YOU!!!!
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Female 682
nooooooo!
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Male 2,690
Noooo :(
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Male 153
hahaha he ran him down!!
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Male 28
Google is practicing on deer.... Soon humans will be next!
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Female 583
ROFL! Great name for the road too! Google gets 5 points!
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Male 2,893
Ahhhhhh damn!!!!!
Now there`s blood on the Googlemobile!!!!
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Male 229
Thats awesome!! HAHAHA!!
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Male 46
they took it off already. lol
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Male 64
God google! Why so murderous!?
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Male 253
roflmao.
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Male 2,056
I feel bad because i laughed.
oh well!
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Male 1,598
What are the pictures like farther up the road? Did they just hit and run?
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Male 730
""We must continue our mission!"
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Male 156
can`t stop google
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Male 699
AHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 141
:(
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Male 3,819
LOL
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Female 245
That`s horrible!
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Male 1,853
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Male 4,014
"Oh right, because the deer`s life has no more value then a fence post or somebody`s tail light. I see"

Look, sure its sad. But if you accidentally kill a deer, you owe $0 to nobody.

If you damage a fence post or tail light, you owe the owner compensation. If you kill someone by swerving, you`ll go to jail and owe the family money for wrongful death.

You seem to presume that in the split second you have to react, you`ll be able to assess the objects on the side of the road and maneuver your car off the road, avoiding trees, boulders, ditches, ledges, etc.

You go right ahead and plow into a stationary fence post or tree or off a ledge or into parked or moving car and possibly kill yourself or another person all in order to save an unfortunate wild animal.

Its people like you who end up dead wrapped around trees because they panic from fear.

Me, I`m going to be sad that I killed Bambi and pissed that I have to pay to fix my car now.

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Female 96
:(
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Female 864
LMAO. Am I the only one who finds the Five Points Rd. funny?

No thats the best part haha

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Male 383
MrHyde "Oh right, because the deer`s life has no more value then a fence post or somebody`s tail light. I see."
Now your getting it! actually the value of a deer`s life is the cost of a hunting tag.
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Male 25,417
No i find the 5 points funny as well :)
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Female 34
Awe! thats so sad
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Male 135
LMAO. Am I the only one who finds the Five Points Rd. funny?
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Male 131
LMAO
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Male 199
isnt this like really really old? like when street first came out?
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Male 494
"Um, no, not exactly. You have a duty to not be negligent when driving. So if you can safely avoid the deer, thats fine. But if you cannot safely avoid hitting it, its better to hit it than a person, another car, or some other property."

Oh right, because the deer`s life has no more value then a fence post or somebody`s tail light. I see.

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Male 4,014
"Also, am I right in saying that it`s illegal to try to avoid hitting them?"

Um, no, not exactly. You have a duty to not be negligent when driving. So if you can safely avoid the deer, thats fine. But if you cannot safely avoid hitting it, its better to hit it than a person, another car, or some other property.

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Male 642
"Also, am I right in saying that it`s illegal to try to avoid hitting them?"

Don`t know about the law on that.. but it`s definately safer for you to hit it straight than trying to avoid it, get on the other track and hit another car, or go to the other side and crash against a big fat tree.. so I guess it`s better to kill it than to harm yourself or possibly others.

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Female 497
Lost another one to Google!
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Male 5,189
D`aawwwwwww
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Male 224
Google talked about this a while ago. Apparently they got out and checked on the Deer and it wasn`t badly hurt. Also, am I right in saying that it`s illegal to try to avoid hitting them?
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Female 134
Rifter, I believe it is only technically a bull elk unless it has over six inches of antlers, atleast for hunting. Also, from the look of it, it is probably a yearling, and I`m guessing not a bull. Its just to small.
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Male 9,305
Ohhhhh PETA`s gonna have a field day...
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Male 174
Lol, 5 points road!
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Female 444
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!
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Male 66
I don`t like saying this, but it`s clearly photoshopped. Look at the lines in the second picture. c`mon folks.
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Yeh, have you ever ben on google street view? The pictures are patched together, so not all the lines match up, i very much doubt its a `shop...
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Male 282
That deer is still young so it would be called a spike. It`s definitely not a 5-point buck.
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Female 4,039
Aww - they had forever to stop :(
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Male 1,043
Lol
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Male 252
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
Do I get bonus points now? ;P
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Male 2,034
I don`t like saying this, but it`s clearly photoshopped. Look at the lines in the second picture. c`mon folks.
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Male 252
REPOST.
I remember when this was originally posted, it had a link to google maps where this happened. It has since been removed.
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Female 1,148
lol, google maps. lol.
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Male 248
That chunk of road is conveniently missing from streetview right now, if you check Google :)
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Male 583
whahahahahaahaaaa
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Female 394
ROFLMAO 5 points if you nail the deer! >.<
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Male 423
haha Googlevil
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Female 570
:O

that is so wrong!

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Male 955
rofl
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Female 1,283
NOOOO D;
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Female 1,798
awww poor baby!! :(
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Male 264
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