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Date: 03/26/10 08:06 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Link: Good News Is, You Have 2nd Row Seats - And it`s the biggest game of the season. Bad news is, your seats are here...
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    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:17 am
    jealous much?
  3. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Oh f*ck no if I had to sit next to somebody like that.
  4. Profile photo of BoldFace
    BoldFace Male 18-29
    10 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:18 am
    That`s some pretty sad stuff.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:19 am
    LMAO, that would be devastating!!! She is officially a cannonball
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    jr1 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Not quite what chad had in mind when he said he wanted to be the filling in between some big titties
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    tlangdon Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 26, 2010 at 8:22 am
    This was a Bon Jovi concert, not a game.

    Secondly, you stole this from BarstoolSports and put your logo on it. Viva la Stool!
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    Afrokmas Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Ho ly poo
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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:24 am
    Something witty here
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:33 am
    @Afrokmas

    ok I am going to assume you were always a slow child and make this easy to understand...

    THIS website has no orginal content...with me so far...the user submitt things they thing are cool or funny FROM AROUND THE WEB...and then it gets posted here so that we can find all the good stuff IN ONE PLACE...

    ok now if that was easy enough for you keep drooling on yourself...if you are still confused just twitch a couple more times and we will start over.
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Whoa-oh! we`re half way there. Oh oh, living like a sardi-ine! Take my hand, we`ll make it I swear...
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:38 am
    holy hell, is that a fat guy with a mullet or is the the femullet? i just love a good mullet, there are so many styles and types of people who sport it.
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    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:48 am
    "From hell`s heart I stab at thee; for hate`s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale. "
    From Moby Dick if anybody`s curious ^.^
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Disgusting
  15. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:58 am
    @ jamie76

    agreed, except that you`ve got the wrong person. It should be tlangdon
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:07 am
    I say we toss them in the Indian Ocean so the Japanese can harpoon them and sell the blubber as some kind of aphrodisiac. The meat could be used to feed several third world countries.
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    xxxDave24xxx Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:09 am
    I`d be pissed...
  18. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Is that a diet-coke I see beside his/her seat?
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:16 am
    @ pmarren

    I`m doubting the quantity of the "meat". However, the quality should be mighty tender due to little use of the muscles.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:28 am
    pmarren - I dont think even the Japanese have harpoons that big
  21. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:32 am
    someone should harvest those blobs
  22. Profile photo of tyrannus
    tyrannus Male 18-29
    201 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:03 am
    Isn`t that a breach of the fire code or whatever?
  23. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Whow, how does a whale score tickets for football?
  24. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Bloated mess. If I looked like that I`d just shoot myself.
  25. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:43 am
    BAHAHAHAHAHA!
  26. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Third row
  27. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 11:08 am
    damn, i would hate to be between 2 really fat people, so i would just move.
  28. Profile photo of siretokkor
    siretokkor Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 11:16 am
    not going to lie didnt notice the dude between them until I read the comments
  29. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Oh the humanity...
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    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 11:31 am
    @madest Don`t you mean oh the huge-manatee? Lol...I fail...I feel sorry for the people in the third row behind the fat tub of lard
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Stadium seats are way too small anyways, They make coach airline seats look like lazyboy recliners in comparison.

    Also note the woman in brown and the person in orange don`t look to comfortable either.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 11:50 am
    That thing is going to break..
  33. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 11:54 am
    HEY LOOK FAT PEOPLE. LAWL
  34. Profile photo of ziestan
    ziestan Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    this is ridiculous fat people should have to pay for 2 seats!!! STOP EATING SO MUCH FATTIES!
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    Asticler Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Lol. The dude sitting next to her probably wants to drain her side fat so he can see the show. Laughed my facking ass off.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Who let the beach ball in?
  37. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    I would just leave
  38. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    "this is ridiculous fat people should have to pay for 2 seats!!! STOP EATING SO MUCH FATTIES!"

    Oh good someone with 6 posts making a stereotype about fat people. Hooray for the internet.

    While I agree that the two large people inbetween the poor fellow trying to get comfortable should really be seated somewhere more comfortable for everyone (because I can guarantee those seats are hurting them too) I don`t think they should have to pay for two seats when you CAN`T EVEN LIFT THE ARMREST TO WIDEN SAID SEATS. Even then, that`s prejudice. Just because you don`t like fat people doesn`t mean they get to pay out the (big) ass to make you shut the f*ck up.

    Die in a fire, gtfo the internet, etc etc.
  39. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    amen, Saragato
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    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    I would`ve moved up a row. >_>
  41. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    "Even then, that`s prejudice. Just because you don`t like fat people doesn`t mean they get to pay out the (big) ass to make you shut the f*ck up."

    No, they should buy extra seats. That person paid for a whole seat- why should his experience be ruined because he was squashed in between two people who don`t fit? They should be made to buy extra seats if they can`t fit in one single seat.

    Imagine people as bags. When you go to the airport, your bag should be small enough to fit into the carry on bins. If your bag is falling out, unable to fit, packed too full, then it doesn`t fit. You need to put that bag in a place that DOES fit, or buy another bin, even if it`s an extra cost, because if it doesn`t fit, it doesn`t fit.

    It`s not discrimination. Most people don`t worry about other people enough to care how fat/skinny they are. But it`s when your own comfort is being sacrificed for their weight problems that it becomes an issue.
  42. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    No, they should buy extra seats. That person paid for a whole seat- why should his experience be ruined because he was squashed in between two people who don`t fit? They should be made to buy extra seats if they can`t fit in one single seat.

    I agree. Either that or all the seats should be made bigger, or they should give someone who will take up two seats an extra seat for free. I don`t care as long as I never have to pay for a whole bus seat again (for a 6 hour bus ride) and only get 1/2 of a chair.
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    i hear that fat people are both hard to kidnap, and cremate
  44. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    He should just move down a row, there`s like 4 free seats right there.
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    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    lol
  46. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Just because you don`t like fat people doesn`t mean they get to pay out the (big) ass to make you shut the f*ck up

    Actually, yes it does. When I pay for a seat, I have the right to the entire seat. The fat person is infringing on my right to my seat.

    I don`t think you get it. How about this, they put all the fat people in one section.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    CAN`T EVEN LIFT THE ARMREST TO WIDEN SAID SEATS

    In that case the venue, bus, plane etc. is not built to accommodate them, and so they should not be allowed to be there, for safety reasons.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    wow, thats sad!
  49. Profile photo of PermaFrost
    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    "... How about this, they put all the fat people in one section."

    Because all the fat people won`t fit in one section.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    Wow that`s probably a fire hazard. .
  51. Profile photo of appledoc
    appledoc Male 50-59
    28 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Whales on the decrease.
    Fat dratters on the increase.
    Japan won`t quit harpooning.
    Japan will eat anything.

    Hmmm... Win Win Win Win?
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    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    appledoc
    Male, 50-59, Eastern US
    3 Posts Friday, March 26, 2010 4:18:31 PM
    Whales on the decrease.
    Fat dratters on the increase.
    Japan won`t quit harpooning.
    Japan will eat anything.

    Hmmm... Win Win Win Win?

    PMSL!!!!! DEFINATLY WIN!!!!
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    she looks like a blueberry.... willy wonka anyone?
  54. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    The only way the situation could get worse for this guy would be if his fat neighbors also had bad gas.
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    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    How`d she even get IN there?!
  56. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 1:14 am
    They should have made it buy 2 seats, like the airlines.
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    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 1:20 am
    @appledoc
    That good sir, is one of the best idea`s I have heard all my life.
    Have a cookie
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    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 2:10 am
    Presumably this title is about the guys behind the fat people right? OTherwise it wouldnt make much sense. So, if that`s the case, they`re actually on the third row...
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    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 2:11 am
    Disregard my last post - i thought it was 3 fatties in a row, my bad...
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    ziestan Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:55 am
    @Saragato:
    Just because u have 555 posts means your opinion is better then mine? LoL
    yes maybe i expressed myself with words that where too strong but my opinion is the right one how is that fair for the guy who pays §§ for a seat and because of that whale he cant seat there!?
    My coment was making a stereotipe!? i was simply Comenting the image a huge fat women that is seated in two chais! how does she got that big!? of corse was not by eating... its Glandular...!! right!? ....
  61. Profile photo of fishcakjayke
    fishcakjayke Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:38 am
    @saragato

    Yeah, you`re wrong... why does the number of posts on `this` website affect the validity of her opinion. Are you some kind of elitist?
    Fat people only have themeselves to blame. We keep treating obesity as a disease that you can catch and you are either afflicted with it or not. This is simply not true. This is bubbas life choice... When these choices start to affect other peoples lives, then sanctions need to be put on them. This guy wouldnt be allowed to smoke in there because it would annoy the other people around him, so why is he allowed to be fat?
  62. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:53 am
    @ Saragato - Are you obese by any chance?
  63. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:12 am
    LOL, you guys are trying hard to get it aren`t you?

    Poor kids.

    They`re talking about the guy that has to turn sideways JUST to watch the show. (due to the big person). Saying "Hey, at least you have second row seats".

    I saw it instantly. Also, a lot of fat people are at fault, but there are 100s of thousands of people on this earth that have physical/chemical problems that cause uncontrolled weight gain. That`s scientific and medical fact. Get over yourselves and GROW UP.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 9:32 am
    >> there are 100s of thousands of people on this earth that have physical/chemical problems that cause uncontrolled weight gain. That`s scientific and medical fact.

    Actually, it`s BS. Fat people always try and make excuses, pretend it isn`t their fault. I`ve checked into these lies, and that`s what they are. One of the WORST is the lie that "diabetes makes you fat" - that one is completely ASS-BACKWARDS, (fat-ass-backwards) The fatter you are, the more likely you are to GET diabetes. Quit lying to yourself and face the truth - shoving all that chow into your pie-hole is what`s making you FAT.
  65. Profile photo of dannyseven
    dannyseven Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    @Saragato`s from the South. Of couse she`s fat.
  66. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    >.> Looks like he`ll be watching the biggest game of the season between the two biggest people in the stadium. That just suuucckks....
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    I starve myself to a ammont and i lose weight like drating crazy people are stupid. They cave in too quickly let your stomach strink. Thats the trick ;)
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    I hate the people that say the chemical thing is a lie (ok the majority of the time it is their fault so I have no pity >>) but when someone eats healthy, is healthy and is just fat, then they have a real problem. and having diabetes can make you bigger/smaller, but you don`t have to be fat to get diabetes, idiot.
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    kipz0r Male 18-29
    37 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 2:02 am
    @gothmo
    about 1% of the population has problems with their thyroids, a part of those people actually gets fat. Now here`s the problem: 67% of adults of 20 years and older are overweight or obese, 34% of 20+ is actually obese (stats 2005-2006 in the U.S., CDC)

    I presume you are talking about duffytoler with the diabetes thing, he`s not saying you have to be fat to get diabetes, he sais that the chance is bigger to get diabetes when you are fat (type 2 diabetes).

    The people you see on the pic are just criminally fat. They should not be able to buy stuff at Ronny McD`s/other fastfood chains. These people only cost money, they can`t work and they eat as much as 3 normal persons. They are just a burden on society.

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