Good News Is, You Have 2nd Row Seats [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

And it"s the biggest game of the season. Bad news is, your seats are here...
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Male 541
haha sucks for him.
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Male 37
@gothmo
about 1% of the population has problems with their thyroids, a part of those people actually gets fat. Now here`s the problem: 67% of adults of 20 years and older are overweight or obese, 34% of 20+ is actually obese (stats 2005-2006 in the U.S., CDC)

I presume you are talking about duffytoler with the diabetes thing, he`s not saying you have to be fat to get diabetes, he sais that the chance is bigger to get diabetes when you are fat (type 2 diabetes).

The people you see on the pic are just criminally fat. They should not be able to buy stuff at Ronny McD`s/other fastfood chains. These people only cost money, they can`t work and they eat as much as 3 normal persons. They are just a burden on society.
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Female 1,324
I hate the people that say the chemical thing is a lie (ok the majority of the time it is their fault so I have no pity >>) but when someone eats healthy, is healthy and is just fat, then they have a real problem. and having diabetes can make you bigger/smaller, but you don`t have to be fat to get diabetes, idiot.
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Male 958
I starve myself to a ammont and i lose weight like drating crazy people are stupid. They cave in too quickly let your stomach strink. Thats the trick ;)
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Male 1,059
>.> Looks like he`ll be watching the biggest game of the season between the two biggest people in the stadium. That just suuucckks....
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Male 71
@Saragato`s from the South. Of couse she`s fat.
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Male 5,194
>> there are 100s of thousands of people on this earth that have physical/chemical problems that cause uncontrolled weight gain. That`s scientific and medical fact.

Actually, it`s BS. Fat people always try and make excuses, pretend it isn`t their fault. I`ve checked into these lies, and that`s what they are. One of the WORST is the lie that "diabetes makes you fat" - that one is completely ASS-BACKWARDS, (fat-ass-backwards) The fatter you are, the more likely you are to GET diabetes. Quit lying to yourself and face the truth - shoving all that chow into your pie-hole is what`s making you FAT.
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Male 1,039
LOL, you guys are trying hard to get it aren`t you?

Poor kids.

They`re talking about the guy that has to turn sideways JUST to watch the show. (due to the big person). Saying "Hey, at least you have second row seats".

I saw it instantly. Also, a lot of fat people are at fault, but there are 100s of thousands of people on this earth that have physical/chemical problems that cause uncontrolled weight gain. That`s scientific and medical fact. Get over yourselves and GROW UP.
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Male 4,680
@ Saragato - Are you obese by any chance?
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Male 23
@saragato

Yeah, you`re wrong... why does the number of posts on `this` website affect the validity of her opinion. Are you some kind of elitist?
Fat people only have themeselves to blame. We keep treating obesity as a disease that you can catch and you are either afflicted with it or not. This is simply not true. This is bubbas life choice... When these choices start to affect other peoples lives, then sanctions need to be put on them. This guy wouldnt be allowed to smoke in there because it would annoy the other people around him, so why is he allowed to be fat?
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Female 43
@Saragato:
Just because u have 555 posts means your opinion is better then mine? LoL
yes maybe i expressed myself with words that where too strong but my opinion is the right one how is that fair for the guy who pays §§ for a seat and because of that whale he cant seat there!?
My coment was making a stereotipe!? i was simply Comenting the image a huge fat women that is seated in two chais! how does she got that big!? of corse was not by eating... its Glandular...!! right!? ....
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Male 122
Disregard my last post - i thought it was 3 fatties in a row, my bad...
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Male 122
Presumably this title is about the guys behind the fat people right? OTherwise it wouldnt make much sense. So, if that`s the case, they`re actually on the third row...
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Male 299
@appledoc
That good sir, is one of the best idea`s I have heard all my life.
Have a cookie
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Male 1,206
They should have made it buy 2 seats, like the airlines.
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Male 301
How`d she even get IN there?!
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Female 452
The only way the situation could get worse for this guy would be if his fat neighbors also had bad gas.
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Male 503
she looks like a blueberry.... willy wonka anyone?
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Female 437
appledoc
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
3 Posts Friday, March 26, 2010 4:18:31 PM
Whales on the decrease.
Fat dratters on the increase.
Japan won`t quit harpooning.
Japan will eat anything.

Hmmm... Win Win Win Win?

PMSL!!!!! DEFINATLY WIN!!!!
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Male 28
Whales on the decrease.
Fat dratters on the increase.
Japan won`t quit harpooning.
Japan will eat anything.

Hmmm... Win Win Win Win?
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Female 2,352
Wow that`s probably a fire hazard. .
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Female 141
"... How about this, they put all the fat people in one section."

Because all the fat people won`t fit in one section.
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Male 25,416
wow, thats sad!
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Male 10,440
[quote] CAN`T EVEN LIFT THE ARMREST TO WIDEN SAID SEATS [/quote]

In that case the venue, bus, plane etc. is not built to accommodate them, and so they should not be allowed to be there, for safety reasons.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Just because you don`t like fat people doesn`t mean they get to pay out the (big) ass to make you shut the f*ck up [/quote]

Actually, yes it does. When I pay for a seat, I have the right to the entire seat. The fat person is infringing on my right to my seat.

I don`t think you get it. How about this, they put all the fat people in one section.
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Male 253
lol
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Male 10,440
He should just move down a row, there`s like 4 free seats right there.
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Male 894
i hear that fat people are both hard to kidnap, and cremate
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Female 3,574
[quote]No, they should buy extra seats. That person paid for a whole seat- why should his experience be ruined because he was squashed in between two people who don`t fit? They should be made to buy extra seats if they can`t fit in one single seat.[/quote]

I agree. Either that or all the seats should be made bigger, or they should give someone who will take up two seats an extra seat for free. I don`t care as long as I never have to pay for a whole bus seat again (for a 6 hour bus ride) and only get 1/2 of a chair.
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Female 917
"Even then, that`s prejudice. Just because you don`t like fat people doesn`t mean they get to pay out the (big) ass to make you shut the f*ck up."

No, they should buy extra seats. That person paid for a whole seat- why should his experience be ruined because he was squashed in between two people who don`t fit? They should be made to buy extra seats if they can`t fit in one single seat.

Imagine people as bags. When you go to the airport, your bag should be small enough to fit into the carry on bins. If your bag is falling out, unable to fit, packed too full, then it doesn`t fit. You need to put that bag in a place that DOES fit, or buy another bin, even if it`s an extra cost, because if it doesn`t fit, it doesn`t fit.

It`s not discrimination. Most people don`t worry about other people enough to care how fat/skinny they are. But it`s when your own comfort is being sacrificed for their weight problems that it becomes an issue.
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Male 955
I would`ve moved up a row. >_>
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Male 522
amen, Saragato
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Female 721
"this is ridiculous fat people should have to pay for 2 seats!!! STOP EATING SO MUCH FATTIES!"

Oh good someone with 6 posts making a stereotype about fat people. Hooray for the internet.

While I agree that the two large people inbetween the poor fellow trying to get comfortable should really be seated somewhere more comfortable for everyone (because I can guarantee those seats are hurting them too) I don`t think they should have to pay for two seats when you CAN`T EVEN LIFT THE ARMREST TO WIDEN SAID SEATS. Even then, that`s prejudice. Just because you don`t like fat people doesn`t mean they get to pay out the (big) ass to make you shut the f*ck up.

Die in a fire, gtfo the internet, etc etc.
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Male 522
I would just leave
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Male 2,229
Who let the beach ball in?
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Male 14
Lol. The dude sitting next to her probably wants to drain her side fat so he can see the show. Laughed my facking ass off.
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Female 43
this is ridiculous fat people should have to pay for 2 seats!!! STOP EATING SO MUCH FATTIES!
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Male 430
HEY LOOK FAT PEOPLE. LAWL
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Male 2,690
That thing is going to break..
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Male 17,512
Stadium seats are way too small anyways, They make coach airline seats look like lazyboy recliners in comparison.

Also note the woman in brown and the person in orange don`t look to comfortable either.
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Male 327
@madest Don`t you mean oh the huge-manatee? Lol...I fail...I feel sorry for the people in the third row behind the fat tub of lard
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Male 7,378
Oh the humanity...
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Female 43
not going to lie didnt notice the dude between them until I read the comments
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Male 440
damn, i would hate to be between 2 really fat people, so i would just move.
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Male 1,222
Third row
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Male 229
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 5,194
Bloated mess. If I looked like that I`d just shoot myself.
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Male 296
Whow, how does a whale score tickets for football?
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Male 201
Isn`t that a breach of the fire code or whatever?
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Male 497
someone should harvest those blobs
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Male 13,624
pmarren - I dont think even the Japanese have harpoons that big
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Female 2,509
@ pmarren

I`m doubting the quantity of the "meat". However, the quality should be mighty tender due to little use of the muscles.
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Male 4,807
Is that a diet-coke I see beside his/her seat?
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Male 3
I`d be pissed...
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Male 4,594
I say we toss them in the Indian Ocean so the Japanese can harpoon them and sell the blubber as some kind of aphrodisiac. The meat could be used to feed several third world countries.
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Male 153
@ jamie76

agreed, except that you`ve got the wrong person. It should be tlangdon
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Male 2,796
Disgusting
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Male 599
"From hell`s heart I stab at thee; for hate`s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale. "
From Moby Dick if anybody`s curious ^.^
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Male 7,611
holy hell, is that a fat guy with a mullet or is the the femullet? i just love a good mullet, there are so many styles and types of people who sport it.
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Male 1,013
Whoa-oh! we`re half way there. Oh oh, living like a sardi-ine! Take my hand, we`ll make it I swear...
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Male 2,345
@Afrokmas

ok I am going to assume you were always a slow child and make this easy to understand...

THIS website has no orginal content...with me so far...the user submitt things they thing are cool or funny FROM AROUND THE WEB...and then it gets posted here so that we can find all the good stuff IN ONE PLACE...

ok now if that was easy enough for you keep drooling on yourself...if you are still confused just twitch a couple more times and we will start over.
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Male 1,958
Something witty here
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Male 97
Ho ly poo
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Male 1
This was a Bon Jovi concert, not a game.

Secondly, you stole this from BarstoolSports and put your logo on it. Viva la Stool!
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Male 71
Not quite what chad had in mind when he said he wanted to be the filling in between some big titties
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Male 1,357
LMAO, that would be devastating!!! She is officially a cannonball
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Male 10
That`s some pretty sad stuff.
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Female 654
Oh f*ck no if I had to sit next to somebody like that.
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Male 111
jealous much?
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Male 20,111
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