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Date: 03/03/10 01:02 PM

45 Responses to Food Lift

  1. Profile photo of TMLkicks89
    TMLkicks89 Female 13-17
    336 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Link: Food Lift - You`ve been lifting your food to your mouth with a fork like a sucker all your life. Isn`t it time for a Food Lift?
  2. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    that whole time i couldn`t help but think of that badly
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15512 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Its a great idea, just add a "pause" button please
  4. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    I Kind of want one as a novelty gift.
  5. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    sadly...i do see a market for this
  6. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Sadly, this is the future. Lazy people that won`t work hard or think for themselves.
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25348 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    THat is silly!
  8. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Haha, gross.
    I like how it looked more like the people were brushing their upper teeth with it.
  9. Profile photo of Ladybirdx
    Ladybirdx Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    This is genius!
    But sadly enough fake :p
    It`s a campaign to make people drink more milk.
  10. Profile photo of alliknow
    alliknow Female 18-29
    155 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    i thought it looked like they were all giving the machine some mouth love. nudge nudge wink wink
  11. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    i wonder what would happen if you called the number hmmm...
  12. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    hmmm... this is a bad idea... hey i got an idea! lets make a product that is supposed to move food up to your mouth, not work, and have a youtube video, then we will post it on IAB so people will think it works. its not 2000$, not even 3000$ but an amazingly cheap 10.99! thats a 2.99 value for only 10.99!
  13. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:00 pm
  14. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    and all the pervs in the world just poo their pants.
  15. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Like milk really needs a viral campaign. .OH poo I broke a finger typing that.
  16. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm
  17. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Rofl, I found the product XD

    Try adding it to the cart.

  18. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    wouldnt it take too much effort getting food in the bowl in the first place?
  19. Profile photo of psykoboy264
    psykoboy264 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    so help me...this better be a joke
  20. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Haha, xD That is hilarious. Can you imagine if that is real..Jesus lol
  21. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:52 pm lulz
  22. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    They are so all about milk.
  23. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 5:17 pm
  24. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    whoever made this video would have had better luck just putting a cyanide capsule in one of those food lifters
  25. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Where do you put the herb?
  26. Profile photo of stephg08
    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    wow someone has too much time on their hands lol i wonder if anyone would actually be dumb enough to buy that hah
  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10445 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    HA! milk.
  28. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    Haha, that website is hilarious!
  29. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9312 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    I want to cry...
  30. Profile photo of cdubb4201
    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    I have been feeling a little weak lately, guess it`s time for the spiral o` food treatment.
  31. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    I want to weep. At first I thought this was a joke add, but it really exists. ;_;
  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15784 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    It`s the escalator if food delivery.
  33. Profile photo of Adi_Noor
    Adi_Noor Male 18-29
    191 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    This should be dumbest invention of 20s..
  34. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 12:03 am
    Oh dear - another senseless waste of the world`s resouces. Should be in the "best contribution to global plastic garbage pollution" category.
  35. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 12:11 am
  36. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 1:50 am
    "The creation of The Weak Shop sub-brand marks a innovative approach to milk marketing," says Liz Gurszky, director of market development and communication, BC Dairy Foundation. "It`s bold, quirky, and talks to teens in an unusual way. Instead of preaching to teens about health benefits, we`re really driving home our point that milk gives you energy by showing the performance consequences of not drinking enough milk in an offbeat, teen-relevant way.

    A quote from a news story. This was invented by the BC Dairy foundation. There`s apparently an actual store in Vancouver. I must look into this for the lulz.

  37. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 4:35 am
    Salted Eggs, dry those salty tears: if you actually try to add anything from the shop to your cart, they tell you "Oops! The product you ordered is not available at this time." Probably perpetually.

    Great ad campaign though! Support hat! Chair pants!

  38. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6695 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 6:38 am
    I think I will pass on this one.
  39. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 11:44 am
    @ salted cart....sorry to be the bearer of bad news...but it`s not real....the phone number doesn`t work and it doesn`t let you add stuff to your cart :(
  40. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10714 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    I still prefer the chair pants.
  41. Profile photo of HeartsGauia
    HeartsGauia Female 13-17
    66 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Is it bad I think thi is perfect for special ed kids?
  42. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    I think Stephen Hawking has one of these.
  43. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Hilarious and a testament to how lazy people are getting.

    I bet one day this product will be real.

  44. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    i just realized that they had to make one of these in order to shoot this video! IT DOES EXIST!!!!
  45. Profile photo of Aloriwin
    Aloriwin Female 18-29
    84 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    I play WoW, this is a product that I could actually see myself using. Yup, no more getting ganked because I had to lift a hot pocket to my mouth.

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