Food Lift

Submitted by: TMLkicks89 7 years ago in Funny

You"ve been lifting your food to your mouth with a fork like a sucker all your life. Isn"t it time for a Food Lift?
There are 45 comments:
Female 84
I play WoW, this is a product that I could actually see myself using. Yup, no more getting ganked because I had to lift a hot pocket to my mouth.
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Male 236
i just realized that they had to make one of these in order to shoot this video! IT DOES EXIST!!!!
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Female 509
Hilarious and a testament to how lazy people are getting.

I bet one day this product will be real.

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Male 1,013
I think Stephen Hawking has one of these.
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Female 66
Is it bad I think thi is perfect for special ed kids?
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Male 10,855
I still prefer the chair pants.
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Female 1,380
@ salted cart....sorry to be the bearer of bad news...but it`s not real....the phone number doesn`t work and it doesn`t let you add stuff to your cart :(
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Male 6,693
I think I will pass on this one.
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Male 3,631
Salted Eggs, dry those salty tears: if you actually try to add anything from the shop to your cart, they tell you "Oops! The product you ordered is not available at this time." Probably perpetually.

Great ad campaign though! Support hat! Chair pants!

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Female 162
"The creation of The Weak Shop sub-brand marks a innovative approach to milk marketing," says Liz Gurszky, director of market development and communication, BC Dairy Foundation. "It`s bold, quirky, and talks to teens in an unusual way. Instead of preaching to teens about health benefits, we`re really driving home our point that milk gives you energy by showing the performance consequences of not drinking enough milk in an offbeat, teen-relevant way.

A quote from a news story. This was invented by the BC Dairy foundation. There`s apparently an actual store in Vancouver. I must look into this for the lulz.

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Female 999
WTS??
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Female 1,048
Oh dear - another senseless waste of the world`s resouces. Should be in the "best contribution to global plastic garbage pollution" category.
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Male 191
This should be dumbest invention of 20s..
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Female 15,763
It`s the escalator if food delivery.
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Male 774
I want to weep. At first I thought this was a joke add, but it really exists. ;_;
http://www.theweakshop.com/
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Male 139
I have been feeling a little weak lately, guess it`s time for the spiral o` food treatment.
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Male 9,305
I want to cry...
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Female 497
Haha, that website is hilarious!
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Male 10,440
HA! milk.
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Female 198
wow someone has too much time on their hands lol i wonder if anyone would actually be dumb enough to buy that hah
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Male 1,013
Where do you put the herb?
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Male 894
whoever made this video would have had better luck just putting a cyanide capsule in one of those food lifters
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Female 956
HAHAHAHAHA
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Female 1,401
They are so all about milk.
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Male 730
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Female 1,682
Haha, xD That is hilarious. Can you imagine if that is real..Jesus lol
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Male 67
so help me...this better be a joke
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Female 257
wouldnt it take too much effort getting food in the bowl in the first place?
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Female 1,283
Rofl, I found the product XD
http://www.theweakshop.com/food-lift.htm...

Try adding it to the cart.

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Male 801
SOLD!
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Female 2,352
Like milk really needs a viral campaign. .OH poo I broke a finger typing that.
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Female 446
and all the pervs in the world just poo their pants.
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Male 820
THAT`S BLOODY BRILLIANT!!1!!
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Male 253
hmmm... this is a bad idea... hey i got an idea! lets make a product that is supposed to move food up to your mouth, not work, and have a youtube video, then we will post it on IAB so people will think it works. its not 2000$, not even 3000$ but an amazingly cheap 10.99! thats a 2.99 value for only 10.99!
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Male 522
i wonder what would happen if you called the number hmmm...
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Female 155
i thought it looked like they were all giving the machine some mouth love. nudge nudge wink wink
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Female 8
This is genius!
But sadly enough fake :p
It`s a campaign to make people drink more milk.
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Female 4,028
Haha, gross.
I like how it looked more like the people were brushing their upper teeth with it.
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Male 25,416
THat is silly!
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Female 573
Sadly, this is the future. Lazy people that won`t work hard or think for themselves.
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2,919
sadly...i do see a market for this
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Female 1,043
I Kind of want one as a novelty gift.
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Male 15,510
Its a great idea, just add a "pause" button please
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Male 2,056
that whole time i couldn`t help but think of that badly
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Female 336
Link: Food Lift [Rate Link] - You`ve been lifting your food to your mouth with a fork like a sucker all your life. Isn`t it time for a Food Lift?
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