Florida Woman Arrested After Crashing Her Car

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-area-police-say/19387991

"But Fancy," you say. "What"s the big deal? She just crashed her car--happens every day." Oh no, not the way she did it.
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Female 204
Her face looks like it belongs to the "blue waffle" pictures.
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Female 355
It`s Florida. Do you expect any less?
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Male 794
man i have been to key west, thats the last of their worries
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Male 49
Ok.. so her EX hubby was OK with taking the wheel while she shaved for her boyfriend??
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Female 3,828
OMG

you care enough to shave your bikini area while driving, but..

You have 3 inches of grey roots in your hair?? Wtf?

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Male 1,834
he he he bush hair
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Male 4,793
you stay classy, florida.
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Female 956
:o
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Female 77
this is one giant ball of WTF????????????? the only thing that actually makes sense is that they crashed.
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Male 955
florida
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Male 431
I saw this on the tonight show
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Female 157
USA! USA! USA!
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Male 10,440
[quote] God Bless America [/quote]

Its all you`ve got left.

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Male 15
God Bless America
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Male 712
In the words of Ed Lover...

"Come On, Son!"

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Male 518
Wait...why was her exhusband with her.....and second....only in Florida
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Female 2,352
Someone wanted to be ready for their booty call! XD That bitch looks gross.
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Male 199
only a year behind bars?
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Male 988
Only in Florida.
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Female 491
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
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Male 522
looks like a man to me
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Male 2,056
facepalm
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Male 1,627
only one year if found guilty!
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Male 1,386
lolflorida
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Male 126
why was her husband driver her to her boyfriends house in the first place?
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Male 1,835
even the police admit it "this poo only happens in florida"
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Male 338
Wait, she had a dui with a suspended licence the day before the crash.....why the hell did she still have access to her car?!
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Female 47
I mean the roots of her hair on her HEAD fatninja :-)
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Male 670
why the hell didnt she just sit in the passengers seat while her husband drove?
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Male 25,416
Why?
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Female 47
I think she should be more concerned about touching up her roots!
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Female 1,212
And this is why stupid people should never be able to get a license. Ever.
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Female 4,039
Why would you even admit that? Was it necessary for her to say she was shaving her clam?
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Male 5,190
Sigh, why do I live here?
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Male 334
i hope everyone took the time to look at the other 29 dumb criminals. there are some DUMB people out there.
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Female 3,727
Her "stuff" must be the poo...I`m just saying...or guys are just generally dumb!
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Male 20,111
a girl`s gotta groom.
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Male 111
I think she should go to jail. As a matter of fact I think moving violations and DUIs should carry much harsher penalties in the states. But then again we have no mass transit system and people have to work so we`re stuck with incredibly dangerous people on the road that have no business EVER being behind the wheel of a 3 ton death machine.
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Male 774
O_O

what.

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Male 734
After looking at that mug shot, I think the police falsely reported him as a "her".
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Female 315
Did she not have to go to the hospital or anything? Razor + nether regions + carwreck = EEK.
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Male 774
O_O

what.

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Male 604
Well, I don`t think she should go to jail, but yes:
Only in florida.
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Male 4,807

"Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was shaving her bikini line ......The results weren`t pretty."

They WERE NoT KIDDING!!

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Male 296
Lolz. Only in Florida.
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Male 1,013
my bad, you`re correct skater: suspended liscense. I was overwhelmed by the idea that a woman (if you don`t look at her pic, it says she`s a woman) was persicuted for mowing her lawn.
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Female 3,574
oic
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Male 296
That`s also at LtFurpie.
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Male 296
@pui, maybe it`s because the day before she had been put on probation for nine months and her license had been evoked for five years. But that`s just a guess.
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Male 4,594
By the look of her face, I`m thinking she should put more focus there, instead of trying to make her cooter look good.
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Female 3,574
Maybe it`s because she gave her husband the wheel? Indecent Exposure? lol idk.
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Male 1,013
I see no crime here. Maybe a wreckless driving infraction, but not an arrestable crime. I see people reading, putting on makeup, shaving (faces) while driving. Why is she being arrested for grooming just because it is a coochie instead of say waxing her upper lip? Give her a ticket and move on!
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Male 7,611
really, who sees this a good idea?
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Female 1,593
Why the hell would her ex-husband be so happy to take the wheel while she trims her lady-garden for her new boyfriend? And then switch seats to attempt to take the fall for the crash?

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This is exactly what I was thinking.

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Male 6,694
Ok. Seems a bit strange but whatever. Im sure the accident was caused buy the ex-husband checking out his old stomping grounds and not watching the road.
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Female 1,001
As you do...
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Male 504
I got arrested for V.O.P. for rear ending someone in Florida.
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Male 4,290
Why the hell would her ex-husband be so happy to take the wheel while she trims her lady-garden for her new boyfriend? And then switch seats to attempt to take the fall for the crash?
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Female 833
so did she end up with cuts on her pergina?
or razor burn at least?!
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Female 3,574
... wow and her ex husband is just as stupid o_O

Wait... so she was in the car, with her ex husband, going to visit her boyfriend whom she was shaving her pubes for... while in the car with her ex husband... o_o something odd is going on here lol. Oh Florida.

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Male 5,314
dumb b*tch
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Female 254
Im want to know of the damage to her vag after the cras ;P
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Female 96
Ah, Florida, how I love you. You`re just so -classy-

*facepalm*

... A 1955 Thunderbird?! Why, woman, Why?!

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Male 4,014
I threw up my morning irish whiskey into my mouth....it burns.
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Female 986
...Well, that`s a quick way to cut some blood vessels. Car crash with a razor.

I`ve seen a lady going up Oak Street in heavy traffic folding a basket of laundry on her lap... It was weird.

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Male 20,111
Link: Florida Woman Arrested After Crashing Her Car [Rate Link] - `But Fancy,` you say. `What`s the big deal? She just crashed her car--happens every day.` Oh no, not the way she did it.
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