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Date: 03/09/10 07:34 AM

67 Responses to Florida Woman Arrested After Crashing Her Car

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:15 am
    Link: Florida Woman Arrested After Crashing Her Car - `But Fancy,` you say. `What`s the big deal? She just crashed her car--happens every day.` Oh no, not the way she did it.
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:39 am
    ...Well, that`s a quick way to cut some blood vessels. Car crash with a razor.

    I`ve seen a lady going up Oak Street in heavy traffic folding a basket of laundry on her lap... It was weird.

  3. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:40 am
    I threw up my morning irish whiskey into my mouth....it burns.
  4. Profile photo of Lenten
    Lenten Female 18-29
    96 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Ah, Florida, how I love you. You`re just so -classy-

    *facepalm*

    ... A 1955 Thunderbird?! Why, woman, Why?!

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    BizahrClover Female 70 & Over
    255 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Im want to know of the damage to her vag after the cras ;P
  6. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:48 am
    dumb b*tch
  7. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:52 am
    ... wow and her ex husband is just as stupid o_O

    Wait... so she was in the car, with her ex husband, going to visit her boyfriend whom she was shaving her pubes for... while in the car with her ex husband... o_o something odd is going on here lol. Oh Florida.

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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:52 am
    so did she end up with cuts on her pergina?
    or razor burn at least?!
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:53 am
    Why the hell would her ex-husband be so happy to take the wheel while she trims her lady-garden for her new boyfriend? And then switch seats to attempt to take the fall for the crash?
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:59 am
    I got arrested for V.O.P. for rear ending someone in Florida.
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:03 am
    As you do...
  12. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Ok. Seems a bit strange but whatever. Im sure the accident was caused buy the ex-husband checking out his old stomping grounds and not watching the road.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:13 am
    Why the hell would her ex-husband be so happy to take the wheel while she trims her lady-garden for her new boyfriend? And then switch seats to attempt to take the fall for the crash?

    ----

    This is exactly what I was thinking.

  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:16 am
    really, who sees this a good idea?
  15. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:34 am
    I see no crime here. Maybe a wreckless driving infraction, but not an arrestable crime. I see people reading, putting on makeup, shaving (faces) while driving. Why is she being arrested for grooming just because it is a coochie instead of say waxing her upper lip? Give her a ticket and move on!
  16. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Maybe it`s because she gave her husband the wheel? Indecent Exposure? lol idk.
  17. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:45 am
    By the look of her face, I`m thinking she should put more focus there, instead of trying to make her cooter look good.
  18. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:46 am
    @pui, maybe it`s because the day before she had been put on probation for nine months and her license had been evoked for five years. But that`s just a guess.
  19. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:47 am
    That`s also at LtFurpie.
  20. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:51 am
    oic
  21. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 8:56 am
    my bad, you`re correct skater: suspended liscense. I was overwhelmed by the idea that a woman (if you don`t look at her pic, it says she`s a woman) was persicuted for mowing her lawn.
  22. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:00 am
    Lolz. Only in Florida.
  23. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:18 am

    "Police say Megan Mariah Barnes was shaving her bikini line ......The results weren`t pretty."

    They WERE NoT KIDDING!!

  24. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Well, I don`t think she should go to jail, but yes:
    Only in florida.
  25. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:21 am
    O_O

    what.

  26. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Did she not have to go to the hospital or anything? Razor + nether regions + carwreck = EEK.
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:25 am
    After looking at that mug shot, I think the police falsely reported him as a "her".
  28. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:29 am
    O_O

    what.

  29. Profile photo of brutalnewt
    brutalnewt Male 30-39
    111 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:11 am
    I think she should go to jail. As a matter of fact I think moving violations and DUIs should carry much harsher penalties in the states. But then again we have no mass transit system and people have to work so we`re stuck with incredibly dangerous people on the road that have no business EVER being behind the wheel of a 3 ton death machine.
  30. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:14 am
    a girl`s gotta groom.
  31. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Her "stuff" must be the poo...I`m just saying...or guys are just generally dumb!
  32. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
    i hope everyone took the time to look at the other 29 dumb criminals. there are some DUMB people out there.
  33. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Why would you even admit that? Was it necessary for her to say she was shaving her clam?
  34. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 10:56 am
    And this is why stupid people should never be able to get a license. Ever.
  35. Profile photo of Grogg
    Grogg Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 11:13 am
    I think she should be more concerned about touching up her roots!
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Why?
  37. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 11:41 am
    why the hell didnt she just sit in the passengers seat while her husband drove?
  38. Profile photo of Grogg
    Grogg Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 11:48 am
    I mean the roots of her hair on her HEAD fatninja :-)
  39. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Wait, she had a dui with a suspended licence the day before the crash.....why the hell did she still have access to her car?!
  40. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    even the police admit it "this poo only happens in florida"
  41. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    127 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    why was her husband driver her to her boyfriends house in the first place?
  42. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    lolflorida
  43. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    only one year if found guilty!
  44. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    facepalm
  45. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    looks like a man to me
  46. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
  47. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Only in Florida.
  48. Profile photo of Mighty-
    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    only a year behind bars?
  49. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Someone wanted to be ready for their booty call! XD That bitch looks gross.
  50. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Wait...why was her exhusband with her.....and second....only in Florida
  51. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    In the words of Ed Lover...

    "Come On, Son!"

  52. Profile photo of AwesomeFace
    AwesomeFace Male 18-29
    15 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    God Bless America
  53. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    God Bless America

    Its all you`ve got left.

  54. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    USA! USA! USA!
  55. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    432 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    I saw this on the tonight show
  56. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    florida
  57. Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    this is one giant ball of WTF????????????? the only thing that actually makes sense is that they crashed.
  58. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    :o
  59. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    you stay classy, florida.
  60. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    March 9, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    he he he bush hair
  61. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 6:38 am
    OMG

    you care enough to shave your bikini area while driving, but..

    You have 3 inches of grey roots in your hair?? Wtf?

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    DigitalPagan Male 30-39
    49 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 7:48 am
    Ok.. so her EX hubby was OK with taking the wheel while she shaved for her boyfriend??
  63. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 8:37 am
    man i have been to key west, thats the last of their worries
  64. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    March 11, 2010 at 3:04 am
    It`s Florida. Do you expect any less?
  65. Profile photo of JJdagdelen
    JJdagdelen Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:40 am
    "It is unbelievable," Dunick said. "I`m really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."
    LOL
  66. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    April 17, 2010 at 1:48 am
    Her face looks like it belongs to the "blue waffle" pictures.

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