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Date: 03/06/10 08:00 AM

76 Responses to Fat Guy Rants About PS3 Error

  1. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Link: Fat Guy Rants About PS3 Error - Give me Twinkies, or give me death! (NSFW)
  2. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:33 am
    What? There are pants that fit this guy?
  3. Profile photo of Reggae_Dude
    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:40 am
    lol this happened to me too xD only for one day tho... This guy is hilarious
  4. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:40 am
    He is about as fake as he is fat
  5. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:42 am
    Fat boy gives me a Migraine, and he needs to shut up a buy an x-box or a treadmill
  6. Profile photo of wbrinkley
    wbrinkley Male 30-39
    30 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:44 am
    why is he missing like 90% of his eyebrows?
  7. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3146 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:49 am
    I did a little research, apparently all PS3s, except the new slim ones, recognized 2010 as a leap year, causing the internet capabilities, and apparently everything else, to fail.

    Pretty funny rant.

  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:51 am

  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:52 am
    "I did a little research, apparently all PS3s, except the new slim ones, recognized 2010 as a leap year, causing the internet capabilities, and apparently everything else, to fail."

    Yeah, it was called the ApocaliPS3

  10. Profile photo of Froggybuster
    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:53 am
    you gdz79:`Fat boy gives me a Migraine, and he needs to shut up a buy an x-box or a treadmill`

    Right, so you called him fat and then told him ot buy and xbox. Seems like you might just be that guy just with an Xbox and rood instead covering yourself!

  11. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Is this guy real ?
  12. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:00 am
    His voice is annoying.
  13. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:00 am
    BIG FAT REV BURN!!! lol he`s great
  14. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:04 am
    have to agree with that jabba the hutt picture.
  15. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Haha, he made me laugh. It`s nice to see a fat person embrace their fat.
  16. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:24 am
    that was fcking funny.
  17. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:24 am
    His voice is really annoying, but he seems like fun. And he should move to xbox anyway, everyone on ps3 mw2 sucks ass.
  18. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:40 am
    I would agree with RyanHake, but he thinks what system you use actually matters to anybody.
  19. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:49 am
    TROLL DETECTED.
  20. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:07 am
    The PSN was down for a whopping 24 hours, be glad yours even works, mine has been in for repairs for 2 weeks.
  21. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:10 am
    jesus h. christ.
    he should just get a f**king xbox.
  22. Profile photo of Bremir
    Bremir Male 18-29
    392 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Eh, I`ve had more issues with my 360 than I have with my PS3. Fortunately I switched from a 60GB to a Slim last year so I avoided this.
  23. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:23 am
    I was howling.
  24. Profile photo of Wildcats2008
    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
    237 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:26 am
    I`m surprised he didn`t collapse just from all that yelling. Honestly, once people get that big and that obsessed with just staying home, eating, and playing video games it is kind of sad. I`m not saying I`m perfect because I could loose some weight but I don`t sit around the house 24/7.

    He may seem like he is kidding around but I bet there are some deep psychological problems in that guy.

  25. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:34 am
    I feel bad for his chair.
  26. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 10:45 am
    I`m sorry but we need to re classify the scale.

    Normal, overweight, obese then this guy!


    (and honestly...I`m not someone who cares about someones weight or would say anything bad usually but when your face looks like it oozes lard you have a problem!)

  27. Profile photo of tyrannus
    tyrannus Male 18-29
    201 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:17 am
    His skin looked pretty bad. I liked the colour of his walls though.
  28. Profile photo of Nao_Mi
    Nao_Mi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Oh my goodness.... Screw his weight, screw his skin--What`s wrong with his voice??? :( Probably from all that screaming, jeezus.~ D:
  29. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I`m pretty sporty, doing kickboxing and going to the gym and stuff.
    But I still respect people like him.
    It`s his right to persue his happiness the way he wants.
    I think it could be fun too staying at home playing videogames instead of going out to bars or clubs.
    Everyone is free to decide how he wants to be happy and we should respect their choice.

    Having said that, he really is a fat ass guy

  30. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Ah its reverend burns from blogtv. Despite his size and complexion, he;s a pretty down to earth and funny guy.
  31. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    "I`m a fat guy, I do what fat guys do. Eat cupcakes and play video games." lol
    "suck my man titties *itch." lolol
    "Give me twinkies or give me death" lmao
  32. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    he yells at the same pitch for 3 minutes straight... no thanks
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    for the record you only need to do the recent update on teh 1 of february and that did resolve the issue :)
  34. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    so gross... :/
  35. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    i guess this guy hasn`t heard of proactive yet
  36. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    There`s people that deny the fact that they are obese, and that`s what`s frustrating. Then there are people like him who acknowledge it and that`s what I respect.

    He`s honest with himself.

    Plus he`s friggin` funny too! XD

  37. Profile photo of bradygrn
    bradygrn Male 13-17
    85 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    hahaha
  38. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Now i have a headache.. thanks.
  39. Profile photo of Craigium
    Craigium Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    HOLY poo! Dude, that guy needs to get off the drating internetz...
  40. Profile photo of XBOY
    XBOY Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Awesome fat dude, He`s funny.
  41. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Disgusting mouth with a disgusting body and face.
  42. Profile photo of calisk8er180
    calisk8er180 Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    hows it taste motha f***a? thats all i can think with his voice.
  43. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    I like how he barely fits on the screen. :D

    Well, at least he`s self aware and sort of funny!

  44. Profile photo of rblappliance
    rblappliance Male 13-17
    29 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    Wait for the stardagger comment...
  45. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    For some reason this was a lot more entertaining than I originally thought it was going to be. It also taught me some things. Like to put your pants on when your serious.

  46. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    christ even his vocal chords are enveloped in disgusting blobs of fat.
  47. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Get a life dud(e) - it`s just not that important!
  48. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    This isn`t funny in the slightest. Its just stupid.

    I rate this -10^99^99! / 4.

  49. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    XD
  50. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    His zits have zits....
  51. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    I wish youtube would delete videos that don`t meet a certain rating requirement.
  52. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    SHUT.....UP!!!
  53. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    "His zits have zits...."
    And his rolls have rolls...
  54. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    On a side note, obscenely fat people should be forced into labor camps where they have to do manual labor 14 hours a day with only one meal per day until they`re skinny. it`s for their own good really.
  55. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    "every person id kill online, ill kill a drating puppet"

    What?

  56. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    I`m literally feeling nauseous from watching this...
  57. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    On a side note, obscenely fat people should be forced into labor camps where they have to do manual labor 14 hours a day with only one meal per day until they`re skinny. it`s for their own good really.
  58. Profile photo of xamper
    xamper Male 30-39
    2 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Wow! If they ever made a Shrek movie with real actors.........
  59. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    Way funnier with the closed captioning...
  60. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    he looks like the fat vampire in blade that gets fried with the UV torch.
  61. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:07 am
    stop shouting at me, you fat useless excuse for a human being.
  62. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    172 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 5:43 am
    Wow IAB must be a group of the nastiest self rightious group of people on the internet.
    Even youtube`s giving this guy more love than this place.

    Yous all actually think yous are better than this guy but how about you all make some youtube videos and see how many views and comments they get.

  63. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 7:04 am
    @riotdx
    Yes because it`s totally up to you how people should look. Clearly his weight doesn`t bother him all that much and for all you know he could be dieting and exercising when he isn`t online. Who are you to judge someone you barely even know?

    Hell if I got treated like that I wouldn`t even WANT to go outside and exercise because it would seem everywhere I go people were insulting me. People may think that "hurting fat peoples feeling" is for their own good so they lose weight but honestly it has the opposite effect. They don`t want to be out in public or leave their house at all. Least that`s how it was for me when I was bigger than I am now. It`s like you can feel everybody staring at you and making comments when all you want to do is run on the treadmill and lift weights in peace. Christ. People are so hateful it`s scary.

  64. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 8:38 am
    it`s called freedom of speech, get used to it children.
  65. Profile photo of lotrrotk21
    lotrrotk21 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:17 am
    " he looks like the fat vampire in blade that gets fried with the UV torch." i was just thinking that.
  66. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:31 am
    ummmm...is he for real?
  67. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Why would anyone watch this?
  68. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    ummmm...is he for real?
    "I`m so pissed right now, I had to put some drating pants on!"

    You decide.
    That was the best mockery of stereotypes I`ve seen in a while XD

  69. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    I gotta give him credit for the comedy but he needs to lay off the bacon. Here`s to hoping he doesn`t spawn a youtube fatguy shut-in self depreciating comedy routine genre.
  70. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    i think i just lost a few more brain cell`s than i was willing to part with *rolls a joint*
  71. Profile photo of luxx
    luxx Female 18-29
    16 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Oh my.
  72. Profile photo of SiQDooD
    SiQDooD Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 7, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    daaaaaayum
  73. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:19 am
    I also have a "fat" playstation and was very disappointed when this happened!
  74. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Not Funny, not entertaining, and wondering why anyone thought it was post worthy.
  75. Profile photo of DerangedX
    DerangedX Male 18-29
    9 posts
    March 10, 2010 at 2:08 am
    Okay... is it me or this guy would make a perfect live action Boomer for Left 4 Dead

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