Fat Guy Rants About PS3 Error

Submitted by: DaSheezy 7 years ago in Funny

Give me Twinkies, or give me death! (NSFW)
There are 76 comments:
Male 9
Okay... is it me or this guy would make a perfect live action Boomer for Left 4 Dead
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Male 382
Not Funny, not entertaining, and wondering why anyone thought it was post worthy.
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Female 140
I also have a "fat" playstation and was very disappointed when this happened!
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Male 1
daaaaaayum
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Female 16
Oh my.
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Male 894
i think i just lost a few more brain cell`s than i was willing to part with *rolls a joint*
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Male 7,378
I gotta give him credit for the comedy but he needs to lay off the bacon. Here`s to hoping he doesn`t spawn a youtube fatguy shut-in self depreciating comedy routine genre.
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Female 1,283
[quote]ummmm...is he for real?[/quote]
"I`m so pissed right now, I had to put some drating pants on!"

You decide.
That was the best mockery of stereotypes I`ve seen in a while XD

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Male 5,194
Why would anyone watch this?
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Female 682
ummmm...is he for real?
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Male 31
" he looks like the fat vampire in blade that gets fried with the UV torch." i was just thinking that.
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Male 2,510
it`s called freedom of speech, get used to it children.
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Female 4,376
@riotdx
Yes because it`s totally up to you how people should look. Clearly his weight doesn`t bother him all that much and for all you know he could be dieting and exercising when he isn`t online. Who are you to judge someone you barely even know?

Hell if I got treated like that I wouldn`t even WANT to go outside and exercise because it would seem everywhere I go people were insulting me. People may think that "hurting fat peoples feeling" is for their own good so they lose weight but honestly it has the opposite effect. They don`t want to be out in public or leave their house at all. Least that`s how it was for me when I was bigger than I am now. It`s like you can feel everybody staring at you and making comments when all you want to do is run on the treadmill and lift weights in peace. Christ. People are so hateful it`s scary.

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Female 171
Wow IAB must be a group of the nastiest self rightious group of people on the internet.
Even youtube`s giving this guy more love than this place.

Yous all actually think yous are better than this guy but how about you all make some youtube videos and see how many views and comments they get.

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Male 2,510
stop shouting at me, you fat useless excuse for a human being.
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Male 275
he looks like the fat vampire in blade that gets fried with the UV torch.
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Male 383
Way funnier with the closed captioning...
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Male 2
Wow! If they ever made a Shrek movie with real actors.........
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Male 599
On a side note, obscenely fat people should be forced into labor camps where they have to do manual labor 14 hours a day with only one meal per day until they`re skinny. it`s for their own good really.
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Male 483
I`m literally feeling nauseous from watching this...
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Male 130
"every person id kill online, ill kill a drating puppet"

What?

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Male 599
On a side note, obscenely fat people should be forced into labor camps where they have to do manual labor 14 hours a day with only one meal per day until they`re skinny. it`s for their own good really.
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Male 599
"His zits have zits...."
And his rolls have rolls...
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Male 3,915
SHUT.....UP!!!
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Male 225
I wish youtube would delete videos that don`t meet a certain rating requirement.
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Female 346
His zits have zits....
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 10,440
This isn`t funny in the slightest. Its just stupid.

I rate this -10^99^99! / 4.

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Female 1,048
Get a life dud(e) - it`s just not that important!
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Female 238
christ even his vocal chords are enveloped in disgusting blobs of fat.
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Female 4,376
For some reason this was a lot more entertaining than I originally thought it was going to be. It also taught me some things. Like to put your pants on when your serious.

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Male 29
Wait for the stardagger comment...
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Male 167
I like how he barely fits on the screen. :D

Well, at least he`s self aware and sort of funny!

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Male 54
hows it taste motha f***a? thats all i can think with his voice.
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Male 2,402
Disgusting mouth with a disgusting body and face.
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Male 47
Awesome fat dude, He`s funny.
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Male 41
HOLY poo! Dude, that guy needs to get off the drating internetz...
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Male 1,625
Now i have a headache.. thanks.
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Male 85
hahaha
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Male 9,305
There`s people that deny the fact that they are obese, and that`s what`s frustrating. Then there are people like him who acknowledge it and that`s what I respect.

He`s honest with himself.

Plus he`s friggin` funny too! XD

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Female 1,134
i guess this guy hasn`t heard of proactive yet
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Female 1,894
so gross... :/
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Male 25,417
for the record you only need to do the recent update on teh 1 of february and that did resolve the issue :)
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Male 1,297
he yells at the same pitch for 3 minutes straight... no thanks
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Male 334
"I`m a fat guy, I do what fat guys do. Eat cupcakes and play video games." lol
"suck my man titties *itch." lolol
"Give me twinkies or give me death" lmao
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Male 3,285
Ah its reverend burns from blogtv. Despite his size and complexion, he;s a pretty down to earth and funny guy.
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Male 970
I`m pretty sporty, doing kickboxing and going to the gym and stuff.
But I still respect people like him.
It`s his right to persue his happiness the way he wants.
I think it could be fun too staying at home playing videogames instead of going out to bars or clubs.
Everyone is free to decide how he wants to be happy and we should respect their choice.

Having said that, he really is a fat ass guy

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Female 52
Oh my goodness.... Screw his weight, screw his skin--What`s wrong with his voice??? :( Probably from all that screaming, jeezus.~ D:
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Male 201
His skin looked pretty bad. I liked the colour of his walls though.
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Male 5,189
Is he tripping. oO
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Male 3,369
I`m sorry but we need to re classify the scale.

Normal, overweight, obese then this guy!


(and honestly...I`m not someone who cares about someones weight or would say anything bad usually but when your face looks like it oozes lard you have a problem!)

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Male 730
I feel bad for his chair.
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Male 237
I`m surprised he didn`t collapse just from all that yelling. Honestly, once people get that big and that obsessed with just staying home, eating, and playing video games it is kind of sad. I`m not saying I`m perfect because I could loose some weight but I don`t sit around the house 24/7.

He may seem like he is kidding around but I bet there are some deep psychological problems in that guy.

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Male 661
I was howling.
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Male 392
Eh, I`ve had more issues with my 360 than I have with my PS3. Fortunately I switched from a 60GB to a Slim last year so I avoided this.
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Male 2,893
jesus h. christ.
he should just get a f**king xbox.
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Male 675
The PSN was down for a whopping 24 hours, be glad yours even works, mine has been in for repairs for 2 weeks.
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Male 988
TROLL DETECTED.
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Male 2,148
I would agree with RyanHake, but he thinks what system you use actually matters to anybody.
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Male 2,690
His voice is really annoying, but he seems like fun. And he should move to xbox anyway, everyone on ps3 mw2 sucks ass.
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Male 537
that was fcking funny.
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Male 801
Haha, he made me laugh. It`s nice to see a fat person embrace their fat.
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Male 955
have to agree with that jabba the hutt picture.
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Male 443
BIG FAT REV BURN!!! lol he`s great
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Female 1,593
His voice is annoying.
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Male 17,512
Is this guy real ?
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Male 122
you gdz79:`Fat boy gives me a Migraine, and he needs to shut up a buy an x-box or a treadmill`

Right, so you called him fat and then told him ot buy and xbox. Seems like you might just be that guy just with an Xbox and rood instead covering yourself!

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Male 15,510
"I did a little research, apparently all PS3s, except the new slim ones, recognized 2010 as a leap year, causing the internet capabilities, and apparently everything else, to fail."

Yeah, it was called the ApocaliPS3

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Male 15,510

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Male 3,619
I did a little research, apparently all PS3s, except the new slim ones, recognized 2010 as a leap year, causing the internet capabilities, and apparently everything else, to fail.

Pretty funny rant.

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Male 30
why is he missing like 90% of his eyebrows?
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Male 268
Fat boy gives me a Migraine, and he needs to shut up a buy an x-box or a treadmill
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Male 266
He is about as fake as he is fat
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Male 73
lol this happened to me too xD only for one day tho... This guy is hilarious
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Male 516
What? There are pants that fit this guy?
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Male 150
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