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Date: 03/30/10 07:35 AM

39 Responses to Fact: Advertising Raises Your Profits By 25% [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Link: Fact: Advertising Raises Your Profits By 25% - Wow... just, wow. Once again, I-A-B is speechless.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:48 am
    I certainly hope this is shopped....if not...ewwww
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:54 am
    no comment
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:58 am
    Doesn`t seem like a bad price for a handjob.

    Not that I would know the margins for that sort of thing..
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:05 am
    so...i could get a handjob while my car gets washed for $10. hmmm
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:09 am
    classy
  7. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:14 am
    So you can get the hand job and the car wash, At the same time, for just $10 ? Sounds like `mother of the year` material there.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:36 am
    why pay for something I can do for free.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:40 am
    That`s a good deal for $10.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:20 am
    HOLY CRAP!... theres a BBQ joint there! ribs+car wash+hand job...
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    Froggybuster Male 13-17
    122 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Come on now, you must know she is taking the mic and offering a hand wash for a car! It`s called a joke you fools...
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:12 am
    5 dollar hand jobs? drat that`s cheap. For the low low price of 35 dollars you can get one a day!
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Hot damn! Let`s see... area code 213... that`s LA. Now to find that BBQ place...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:41 am
    This would be a bit funnier if it said "increase by 20%" and the handjobs cost $6, eh? And I do hope it`s a funny sign for the same carwash, not a hooker trying to steal little kids fundraising customers...
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    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:55 am
    lol, near where i live in the north of England there`s a car wash garage that offers "The best handjob in the north". it`s about 100 yards down the road from a pub called "The Old rooster". I <3 England.
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    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:55 am
    i assume you all realise i did not mean "rooster"
  17. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:01 am
    What? They sold that much more BBQ?
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:28 am
    At first I read 8$ per trick. XD
  19. Profile photo of Grogg
    Grogg Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:45 am
    lyckosam, i live near a place called 3 roosters!
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    Grogg Female 18-29
    47 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Again, everyone, i don`t mean roosters.... it is called 3 cox, but spelled with a cks rather than an X :-)
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    luckily i have 13 dollars to help the community :)
  22. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    mom of the century?
  23. Profile photo of G-Rod
    G-Rod Male 18-29
    71 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    She is cheap...though I still can`t imagine paying for something I can give myself.
  24. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Well then..
  25. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    take your child to work day?
  26. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    (**sings as subway song**)5...5...5 dollar handjob.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    is she bleeding form her right leg?
  28. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    yeah but 5 bucks thats totally worth it
  29. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Does she write receipts so i can claim it back on tax?
  30. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    "(**sings as subway song**)5...5...5 dollar handjob."

    lmfao, win!
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    heartless
  32. Profile photo of crunkadelic
    crunkadelic Male 13-17
    17 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    "is she bleeding form her right leg?"

    No, thats just the shadow of the sign on her leg
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    This will certainly attract customers.
  34. Profile photo of zilius
    zilius Male 18-29
    64 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    @jazzycakes
    You have tax rebate for hand jobs? awesome XD
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:00 am
    $5? That`s a really low price for such a horrible job.
  36. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:22 am
    At the Vatican, the kids hold the orange sign.
  37. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:31 am
    I wouldn`t. Not from her.
    She looks like she`d whip put a switchblade and try to cut something off.
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    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    hahaha LtFurpie that is so wrong but hilarious!
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    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 8:47 am
    got a love compton

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