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84 Responses to Fact #12 About Males Bats [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Link: Fact #12 About Males Bats - Fact #12 explains so much now...
  2. Profile photo of Keelouna
    Keelouna Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Nice
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:08 am
    It explains Batman?
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:12 am
    And they say it ain`t natural...

    ;D
  5. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Darn it Angelmassb you said it before I could! :-)
  6. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Makes sense to me!
  7. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Edward?
  8. Profile photo of Cayday
    Cayday Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:24 am
    This would be a lot funnier if the twilight vampires ever turned in to bats.
  9. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I thought only humans and primates had homosexual behaviour. Oh well. Proves me wrong :)
  10. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Natural? Natural isn`t a defense of homosexuality. Nature also supports genocide, homicide, suicide, rape, theft, xenophobia, and torture. Never look to mother nature as a rationale for anything.
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    GullCull Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Tis why we call them batty!
  12. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:42 am
    @AnImbroglio
    No, but it does raise the thought, that it be unnatural for there not to be homosexuals.
  13. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Quickly, to the BATCAVE!
  14. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Nature also supports genocide, homicide, suicide, rape, theft, xenophobia, and torture. Never look to mother nature as a rationale for anything.

    Really.
    Genocide - name an animal (other than homo sapiens) that has ever deliberately hunted another species to extinction through hatred of said species. (NB - accidental hunting to extinction for food is inadmissible.)
    Homicide - is defined as a human killing a human. Makes no sense to refer to it as "found in nature". If you mean an animal killing a member of its own species, then yes this does occasionally happen in some species, but almost never in social animals.
    Suicide - name an animal (other than homo sapiens) that deliberately takes its own life.
    Rape - the concept of consent is a human one. Animals cannot give or refuse consent to each other.
    Theft - Again, this does happen within the animal kingdom, but almost never in social species.
  15. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:16 am
    Xenophobia - Again, a human concept which cannot really be applied to animals. They fear predators higher up the food chain, but that kind of fear is not what xenophobia is.
    Torture - name an animal (other than homo sapiens) that deliberately inflicts pain on other animals for its own amusement or pleasure. (NB - hunting techniques which you personally consider "cruel" through your own squeamishness are inadmissible.)
  16. Profile photo of Thanathan
    Thanathan Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:18 am
    @ Silver, you mean BUTTCAVE, right?
  17. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Suicide - There`s a bridge somewhere that dogs quite habitually throw themselves off. Some domestic animals refuse to eat at the loss of their owner or large changes.
    Rape - I`m sorry, what? Animals rape quite regularly, if one animal is visibly disturbed by the encounter then it is rape.
    Torture - Dolphins have been observed chasing, killing and then playing with the bodies of other animals. No food involved. Just killing because they can.

    Regardless, the animal kingdom is still not a good place to look for rationale of anything.
  18. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:40 am
    "Torture - name an animal (other than homo sapiens) that deliberately inflicts pain on other animals for its own amusement or pleasure."

    dolphins.
  19. Profile photo of Nath2k8
    Nath2k8 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:48 am
    But bats are blind...so how would they know if its male or female, or did i miss the joke?
  20. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:51 am
    that also explains robin, if you know what im talking about
  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:52 am
    nath, i hope your joking. bats arent blind at all, in fact they see perfectly in the light. they just use echo location because they are nocturnal animals and cannot see at night.
  22. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:53 am
    almightybob1, Dolphins have been proven to torture other animals just for the hell of it.
  23. Profile photo of Nath2k8
    Nath2k8 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:56 am
    -cobrakiller

    nope wasnt joking, I really am that dumb. Totally thought bats only used echolocation. thanks for the info, lol.
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    nath, now you know, and
  25. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    D: batman! i had no idea!
  26. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    Almightybob1,

    You`ve got it all wrong. It`s a shame that I can`t post links, but there have been documented cases of chimps hunting down and killing entire neighboring groups. Genocide does not require total destruction or that the destruction be perpetrated against another species.

    Ants are an even better example. I looked up "ants warfare" in google and the first result I got, from LiveScience, was called "Genocide Rules Ant Warfare".

    Look this stuff up before you post...
  27. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    XD oh dear, I always had a feeling but, it`s nice to have some proof
  28. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    "Rape - the concept of consent is a human one. Animals cannot give or refuse consent to each other. "

    Ducks rape.
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    lols!
  30. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Edward?
  31. Profile photo of kaiser64
    kaiser64 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    ok so i assume edward would mean the sparkly fairy in twilight :P
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Win!
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    bob: Genocide –noun The deliberate and systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group.

    All humans are of the same species, So your definition is a bit faulty.
  34. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    WIN!
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    March 20, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    "the animal kingdom is still not a good place to look for rationale of anything."

    Well said. In fact animals are more cruel, In some instances, Than most humans.

    I believe that is because of the innate sense that humans beings know right from wrong and because of a nearly universal human belief in an afterlife. These innate senses are a common thread through most religions with a few exceptions.
  36. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    lol, I lovee this!
  37. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    WIN!
  38. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Haha, this is awesome.

    By the way, is it just me or is IAB really slow at the moment? It always takes quite a while to load a page.
  39. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    haha didnt see that coming lol
  40. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    HA!
  41. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    so thats why robin is batman`s "sidekick"...
  42. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    *WIN*!
  43. Profile photo of sporks_RULE_
    sporks_RULE_ Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    I like Twilight, but this is made of awesome. XD
  44. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    I`m sure being blind has something to do with it. I mean, how many times have you f*c*ed the wrong person in the dark? It happens all the time...right?
  45. Profile photo of sandtalker
    sandtalker Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Who is Edward?
  46. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    LOL

    Who is Edward?
    You`re in your 30`s, I should hit you with a stick. Edward is the vampire who sparkles when sunlight strikes him in Twilight.
  47. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    lol.
  48. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    Lol. Makes sense.
  49. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    "I`m sure being blind has something to do with it."

    Echolocation.
  50. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    lol
  51. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    """
    You`re in your 30`s, I should hit you with a stick. Edward is the vampire who sparkles when sunlight strikes him in Twilight."""

    That`s the gayest thing I`ve ever heard.
  52. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Edward isn`t a bat. It says it in the book.
  53. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    When the **** did we get ice cream? And who is Edward?
  54. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    @MrTwidget Edward like in twilight.
  55. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    well just because the book says so doesn`t change the fact that Edward is still a queen...
  56. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    Nah, more like "that explains Robin."
  57. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    Robin was a bird... Batman was the male bat... that comment makes no sense!
  58. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    "When the **** did we get ice cream? And who is Edward?"

    wtf is wrong with you mrtwidget. wtf!!!! Edward is my lover!!
  59. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    "You`re in your 30`s, I should hit you with a stick. Edward is the vampire who sparkles when sunlight strikes him in Twilight."

    Ok, I`m kinda confused with this... You`re going to hit him with a stick because he`s in his 30s and doesn`t know what Twilight is? Heck, I only wish I didn`t know what Twilight was.


    Anyways, it`s been documented in at/over/around 1500 animal species practice homosexual sex.
  60. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    And to the couple people who say that Mr. Sparkles doesn`t turn into a bat, do you really expect anyone who is making fun of it to have read that bonfire starter?
  61. Profile photo of lyckosam
    lyckosam Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 12:13 am
    i hate twilight, but bottom line, robert pattinson is hot. deal with it.
  62. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 12:26 am
    @lyckosam

    Deal with what, exactly? Lots of idiots are attractive. And twilight still sucks bat jizz. What`s your point?
  63. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 12:26 am
    @Dainty

    I had my doubts about you when I saw you talking about "super kawi smiley fights" with your friends.

    Now, however, I think you`re awesome.
  64. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
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    March 21, 2010 at 5:06 am
    I don`t get it...
  65. Profile photo of pwecrow
    pwecrow Male 30-39
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    March 21, 2010 at 6:01 am
    @ Airleet it`s saying that the Edward Cullen character from the Twilight movies is gay. Laughed my ass off when I saw this XD
  66. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 6:51 am
    Robert Pattison.
    well..............i don`t know how to explain this too you.
    well, hes a fag.
  67. Profile photo of Afrokmas
    Afrokmas Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 7:03 am
    i don`t get it either
  68. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 7:48 am
    I don`t really understand how anyone (from the USA anyway) can not get it....

    seriously?
  69. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Booooo!
  70. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 8:47 am
    I haven`t seen these movies or read this book. But it appears to me that men/boys seem to protest a little too much when it comes to the Edward character. Face it, you`ll never have the charisma of such a character. Jealousy sucks for you.
  71. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    March 21, 2010 at 8:49 am
    At least I`m not the only one who didn`t know who Edward was!
  72. Profile photo of pacotahko
    pacotahko Male 13-17
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    March 21, 2010 at 10:01 am
    EDWARD CULLEN! THAT FAG FROM NEW MOON!. he is a damn bat. -.-
  73. Profile photo of xamilo
    xamilo Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I guess knowing who he is is a symbol of a greater chance of following the bat`s statistic...
  74. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    i actually though that black swans had the highest rate of homosexuality of any animal: one in four pairs of swans are same sex.

  75. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Oh Edward. <3
  76. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
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    March 21, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    If this is a reference to Twilight, then I`m disappointed in the fact that they`re willing to say he has any similarities to -real- vampires.
  77. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
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    March 21, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Oh, and after reading through a few comments... Edward isn`t perfect by any means. It was stated before, in some previous post, that the only reason girls who read the book clung to him is because he was ideal-flawless.

    As in he was described with the word beautiful in every sentence, but the traits themselves were left as a blank page for the reader to draw upon (and thus match this "perfect" character with an image they find suit)
  78. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2010 at 12:51 am
    "i actually though that black swans had the highest rate of homosexuality of any animal: one in four pairs of swans are same sex."

    That may be so... but swans aren`t mammals :)
  79. Profile photo of donjobs
    donjobs Male 18-29
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    March 22, 2010 at 6:41 am
    yeah AppleBlue, learn to reed.

    Nice one CurlyblackJoe
  80. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
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    March 22, 2010 at 8:39 am
    I almost loled, but it ended up being more like a hiccup...
  81. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    March 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    OHHHHHHHH SNAP!!!
  82. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
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    March 24, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    im gun 2 go to Robert`s house tonite!1!!1 i talked 2 him on da phone friday nite and he proposed!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!11
    he is my bf 4 ever!1!! i luv u honey!1
    Truthfully, that guy has a square head and a retarded nose, and looks like he`s on crack.
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    nikki8696 Female 18-29
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    August 13, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    Love it!!!!

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