Elephant Owns Crocodile [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Science

No further explanation needed.
There are 137 comments:
Male 411
Yeah, eat it lizard, eat it hard. Let this be a lesson to all you other lizards that think you`re hot poo, think about this next time you want to tangle with the big boys.
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Male 533
En garde!
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Male 3,431
15 minutes could save fifteen percent or more MY ASS!

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Female 635
LMFAO
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Male 295
ahhh poo you tell em` davymid!
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Male 12,138
[quote]davymid, go to college and get a drating degree because that is a iguana.[/quote]

Pray tell, Professor Hawking, did the iguana swim the Pacific Ocean to get to Asia or did the herd of indian elephants swim to the Americas?
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Male 848
or Lizard on a stick.

Either way.
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Male 848
Lizard Kabob!
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Female 1,283
Moniter-dude[quote] NOOOOO[/quote]
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Male 318
not a crocodile...
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Male 111
FALCON TRUNK!
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Female 31
That is not a crocodile. It is a monitor lizard of some type. Just FYI ;)
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Male 1,013
I`m learning new werds here everyday! Autorizing, photoshooped... keep em commin`
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Female 59
Tarzan escaped lightly with his escapade with the elephants...
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Male 15,510
THIS IS INDIA!!!!
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Male 1,834
owned
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Male 1,485
lol, that`ll teach it :p
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Male 16
sorry to get all national geographic on ya angel but those aren`t african elephants. Indian elephants ftw
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Male 2,690
Holy s#it! Amazing :D
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Male 15,510
THIS IS AFRICA!!!!
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Male 10,338
What world do you live in kaagan? Huge dratoff iguana world?

That is WAY to large to be an iguana.

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Male 1,627
davymid, go to college and get a drating degree because that is a iguana.
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Male 2,344
damn that Elephant needs to stop watching WWE on late night TV!
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Male 10,338
That`s a monitor lizard. They are much more docile, and the pachyderm would have been in no danger walking up to it and flinging it like he`s some sort of bad ass. The chicks are not impressed sir.
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Male 111
hahaha at all the comments. davymid, love the comic u posted.
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Male 1,256
What a beatdown.
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Male 794
FASTER FASTER!!!
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Male 486
He`s just doing it to impress those two chicks.
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Male 1,043
davymid ultimate pwnage!
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Female 855
Davy hahaha!
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Male 271
divymid ftw!!!
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Male 74
lol davy!
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Male 191
I don`t care what it is - I`m just amused that the elephant literally shook the poo outta it...
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Male 12,138
[quote]It`s a komodo dragon. Seriously. Whoever is autorizing these things for IAB really needs to check before they put things live.[/quote]

1) On our stupidity. It`s a monitor lizard, dick, we know that. Croc fit the description title better, this ain`t the Discovery Channel. And it sure as bejeezus ain`t no Komodo Dragon, unless herds of elephants have recently colonised the island of Komodo without anyone noticing.

2) Did you make up that word of "autorizing" all by yourself? Cause we like it.

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Male 6,693
You aint so bad.
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Male 213
tedgp...

Before you go insulting the intelligence of everyone else, maybe you should examine your own. Komodo dragons live only in Indonesia. NOT AFRICA. NOT ASIA. Elephants are not native to where komodo dragons live.

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Male 3,285
It`s a komodo dragon. Seriously. Whoever is autorizing these things for IAB really needs to check before they put things live.
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Male 10,440
crocs are bigger than that.... its some sort of lizard.
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Female 290
"The elephant owns something, but it`s not a crocodile."

Monitor lizard? :D
...Maybe. >_>

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Male 471
[quote]btw now u s how much of jerks ellephants are no animal ever would hurt another animal anly if it was for food or defense and elephants shouldnt do it they just do it for fun the sadistic basterds[/quote]

...wow. That was such a "how is babby formed" response. You need to start over in school, friend.

Also, cats.

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Female 535
ENGUARDE! christ. anyone who`s played donkey kong country 2 should know that.
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Male 3,619
hat croc is now that elephant`s walking stick. questions?

...no questions regarding why an elephant needs a walking stick...

...good.

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Female 668
f*ck that crocodile is so f*cked!
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Male 201
The elephant owns something, but it`s not a crocodile.
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Male 295
"Unguard my good Sir!"
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Male 871
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Female 320
Gosupaul, you stated the obvious but you still rock!
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Female 914
super lol @ KRAZEEGIRL
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Female 447
@davymid... hahahahahaha!!! Nice!

Too many people call photoshopped on here. If it is, who really cares. The lovely people of IAB are awesomely giving us something to "un-bore" us. It is still funny whether it is shopped or not. If we were standing next to each other and you yelled shopped to everything, please believe i would punch you in the stomach each and every time.

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Male 516
"btw now u s how much of jerks ellephants are no animal ever would hurt another animal anly if it was for food or defense and elephants shouldnt do it they just do it for fun the sadistic basterds"

There`s this crazy species called Human Beings that seem to fit in with those elephants quite well.

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Male 12,138
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Male 20
Photoshopped! The shadows aren`t right, especially around the trunk area! FAIL!
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Male 1
guys below got trolled
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Male 9,305
I want to see this drawn as a comic or manga, I think it`d be hilarious. XD

"Bite MY baby!? MYYYY BAAAAYBEEEE!?"
"NO! Nonononoono!"

"OVERHEAAAAAAAAAAAAD-SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

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Female 94
1. That looks more like a log than anything else. 2. @Animalbizarr: Are you even typing English?
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Male 65
btw now u s how much of jerks ellephants are no animal ever would hurt another animal anly if it was for food or defense and elephants shouldnt do it they just do it for fun the sadistic basterds
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Male 65
thats not even a crocodile >3<
prolly some comodo dragon ;/ disappointed iab
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Male 207
I agree with lyckosam, the grass probably flew up with the force or was on the crocodile and fell off on his way up. Seriously, if it was shopped why would that random piece of grass be there...like, that part of the picture wouldn`t be the part that was shopped .

Secondly, if anyone actually did shop that, I can almost guarantee they would`ve seen the grass and fixed it. No one can do a shop that go and then be so retarded that they miss a random piece of grass that is so easily seen.

I definitely think this is a legit picture.

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Female 204
haha wow
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Male 193
why is anything slightly unusual shopped? the internet really is home to some arse bags.

tht piece of grass "floating" was probably thrown up in th same motion as the crocodile - it`s floating because photographs don`t capture motion - hence the illusion of it being stationary in the air...

jees.

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Female 627
I say it`s real. Go elephant!
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Male 59
if a reptile was dry and shriveled up. then why would it go straight? it`s definitely shriveled.
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Male 5,189
Oh god they`re learning to wield other animals as weapons. DOOOOMED!
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Male 4,014
I feel bad for it, actually.
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Male 353
Look up HDR photos for people who think this is shopped. It could be shopped, but cover all your angles.
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Female 34
I dont care if it is shopped! Its still awesome!
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Female 202
hahahaha
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Male 2,748
hahaha, lol, that`s freakin hilarious... nothing on land can beat pissed off elephant, `cept for a mouse :P
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Male 3,310
totally real, yup, really real
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Female 2
"1. The top part is filled with noise, which stops all of a sudden around the middle of the picture.

2. There`s a piece of grass just floating a bit to the right of the "crocodile".

3. A dead reptile wouldn`t stick out straight like that, unless it was dried and shriveled up, which this one clearly isn`t."


1.The top part is out of focus and soft which makes noise easier to see. So are the grass blades in the very front.

2. I think that`s just an impurity on the lens or dust, it doesn`t look like grass.

3. If it`s being swung in the air by the elephant the force would pull his body straight.

just my guesses.

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Male 127
Shopped.

1. The top part is filled with noise, which stops all of a sudden around the middle of the picture.

2. There`s a piece of grass just floating a bit to the right of the "crocodile".

3. A dead reptile wouldn`t stick out straight like that, unless it was dried and shriveled up, which this one clearly isn`t.

Feel free to point out any flaws in my logic.

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Female 74
It`s a croc youth, geniuses. They don`t hatch at 13 ft long.
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Male 192
haha bam bam!
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Male 4,807
Its a croca-maraca
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Female 125
Iguanas are pretty much indigenous to S. America. That`s a monitor of some kind.
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Male 69
"I send you to the store to pick up some dinner, and you bring home a goddam iguana!"
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Male 4,014
wow
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Female 118
that doesnt look like a croc
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Male 12,138
That`s not a crocodile. It`s f*cking toast is what it is.
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Female 157
Wow. Epic.
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Male 3,296
crocodile fits the length of this fully-grown african elephant, its not an alligator now, which are a lot bigger than crocs
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Female 9
That would be one huge iguana dude... And no, that is not a giraffe.
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Male 37
I DO BELIEVE....
that is an iguana(:
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Male 4,393
Kadinsky
Male, 18-29, Europe
253 Posts Sunday, March 14, 2010 2:03:47 PM
Hey you guys, newsflash: that`s not a crocodile, it`s a giraffe.

!!!!!OH MY GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD X(*

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Male 2,199
lol that croc is probably like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Female 82
that elephant creeps me the heck out o.O and I`m not sure but isn`t that a lizard not a croc?
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Male 363
At first I thought the elephant was swinging a stick so I was looking for the croc in the grass..
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Male 121
i don`t think that`s a crocodile.
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Male 81
instead of tusks he has fangs
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Male 141
"Dilluxia
Female, 18-29, Canada
142 Posts Sunday, March 14, 2010 3:25:55 PM
Looks like he`s gonna beat another elephant with it xD"

Beat? That`s a jungle dildo boy.

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Male 354
i dont like calling repost but still.... a repost that used the same caption as last time that was wrong? thats different. its not a crocodile >.<
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Female 50
I actually laughed at this.
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Female 4,376
nice
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Male 894
man! he`s gonna feel that tomorrow!
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Male 2,229
bloody hell, punkmaster beat to it
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Male 2,229
beware of elephants with crocy swords
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Female 3,828
woah awesome
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Female 237
Looks like he`s gonna beat another elephant with it xD
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Male 4,680
Crocodile, monitor lizard, still big carnivorous reptiles.
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Male 1,407
It looks like a water monitor to me. I lived in India for a while, and those bastards were running around all over the place.
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Female 9,572
Repost?
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Male 103
A man walks his giraffe into a bar, giraffe lays down and takes a nap, bar keep says, Hey!, you can`t keep that lyin` there!, Man says, oi!, it`s not a Lion it`s a giraffe!
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Male 7,830
thats gotta hurt
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Male 541
Hey you guys, newsflash: that`s not a elephant, it`s an armadillo.
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Male 509
"Hey you guys, newsflash: that`s not a crocodile, it`s a giraffe."
wtf?

And i think its either a young croc or some other small relative of one like a caiman or something (there are others i just don`t know thier names)

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Male 575
Hey you guys, newsflash: that`s not a crocodile, it`s a giraffe.
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Male 976
How the GEICO gecko got the job...
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Male 642
so to be clear.. the IAB community knows the difference between african and indian elephants.. but they can`t tell apart a crocodile from a lizzard.. great comedy guys
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Male 772
That can`t be a komodo dragon, those are Indian elephants, aren`t they? o.O
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Female 179
bbo687, lizards are reptiles too
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Female 1,798
okay everyone, we all get that it`s not a crocodile. no need to make it every other comment.

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Male 1,929
Whoever thought this was a crocodile is has to be an idiot.
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Male 8
He got a crocodile sword!
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Male 522
bad-ass elephant is bad-ass
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Male 27
I don`t believe Komodo dragons are contiguous with even indian elephants, close, but no cigar. most likely another monitor lizard of some kind, but definitely not a croc. and Mr_C_bowler, crocs are definitely not lizards. they`re reptiles.
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Male 25,416
whos you daddy? not me but id kik your ass!
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Male 1,043
Ownage
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Male 299
maybe its a baby croc. im pretty sure that a crocodile is a large lizard too...
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Male 5,314
pretty sure that`s not a croc
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Male 34
Komodo Dragon most likely. I was thinking the same thing, Cory. Good eye.
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Female 1,798
lmao @ Corydoras87!! :) :)

Frankly I think this elephant is kick-ass. Too bad we`d go to prison for doing that sort of thing.

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Male 1,013
It`s a crock-o-duck in it`s trunk! Someone call Kirk Cameron!
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Male 642
by the way.. yes it`s not a crocodile.. it`s some sort of huge lizzard
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Male 485
Elephant: This is for makeing it so hard for Steve Erwin!"
Crock:"lolwut"
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Male 1,403
get owned, bitch
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Male 9,305
Dumbo`s mom, has it goin` on...
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Male 642
then he slammed him on his head and a rock hard poisonous spike on it`s back penetrated the elephants brains and both died... loss-loss situation there my peanut-brained thick skinned friend
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Male 1,452
not a smart move nburkie, completely unwarranted attack is completely unwarranted
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Male 1,108
That`s not a crocodile.
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Male 721
please ban woomanfoo with paulpierce too
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Male 533
Guh...Just because you say something other than first doesn`t make your post any less annoying.
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Male 721
haha not a smart move paul
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Male 185
Love that expression.
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Male 668
Srsly? What are we... in the 00`s? *[email protected]*

Anyways. Looks like the elephants gonna use the crocodile as a backscratcher.

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Male 2,788
"GO ELEPHANT!!! FIRST!!!"

GO ELEPHANT!!! BANNED!!!

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Male 1,452
nature is badass
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Male 20,908
Link: Elephant Owns Crocodile [Pic] [Rate Link] - No further explanation needed.
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