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Date: 03/31/10 10:06 AM

77 Responses to Ebay Doll Haunted by Mean Ghost Prostitute [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:51 am
    Link: Ebay Doll Haunted by Mean Ghost Prostitute - Hopefully the money the seller makes off this auction will go to some really good psychiatric counseling.
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:11 am
    nothing new here. Haunted items have been on eBay for years. I think the first was the "ghost cane" about six years ago. One of the online casinos bought it for a lot of money for a publicity stunt and ever since then all sorts of dumb, "haunted" items pop up on eBay by people thinking they will cash in on it too.
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    Pyrolep Female 18-29
    38 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Oh dear God. I know that whoever created this listing had to have been raving mad, but the thought of a creepy prostitute doll makes me almost poo myself.
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:13 am
    she lived for at least 9 what? I call shoppzored unless you have a link to the original auction.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:16 am
    GREAT eBayer! That`s the way to eBay! A+++++++!
  6. Profile photo of ajmullan
    ajmullan Male 18-29
    105 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:19 am
    ROFL! WHO WOULD EVEN BUY THIS???!?!? Or is it priceless? no....$89 i see...
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
    Well she knows how to sell a piece of junk nobody would want otherwise lol
  8. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
    "She lived for at least 9" 9 what??? The suspense is killing me!
  9. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:24 am
    If this were real I`d want it a lot. Sounds awesome.
  10. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Sounds like a perfect replacement for my ex! XD
  11. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:28 am
    If this isnt serious its funny, if the person actually believes this crap...its even funnier
  12. Profile photo of _cuppycake_
    _cuppycake_ Female 18-29
    43 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:39 am
    haha who the hell believes in that stuff? i`ll buy it and tell u all if it`s true or not :D...
  13. Profile photo of 100stories
    100stories Female 18-29
    59 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:44 am
    The seller has only got one negative feedback rating... And that is for non-delivery, not non-haunting of object... Some people are CRAZY.
  14. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:48 am
    sounds JUST LIKE my ex.
  15. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:53 am
    starting bid, 90 dollars?!
  16. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:54 am
    How does one come across this item?
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:58 am
    if it werent so expensive i might buy it. which by the way if it is so bad why do they want so much for it, if it bothered me that much i would pretty much give it away.
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:03 am
    shopped
  19. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:08 am
    I`d tap it.
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Chucky is a lame-o loser compared to this
  21. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:20 am
    with a bedpost
  22. Profile photo of kezef
    kezef Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:33 am
    hahah that is just awesome, also was very surprised at the amount of haunted dolls on ebay. i just might have to buy these to see if there`s any haunted dolls in my house now lol
  23. Profile photo of aradia670
    aradia670 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:40 am
    @cobrakiller: i agree with you. she says she`ll ship it anywhere, but wants alot of money for a slutty doll. lol. i would buy it though.
  24. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:44 am
    wow, amazing imagination, with this imagination this guy or girl could become a millionaire selling ideas to movie producers
  25. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:49 am
    hehe
  26. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:49 am
    thanks, but no thanks on this item.
  27. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:50 am
    kezef, WOW that just takes the scam one step further lol
  28. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:52 am
    9 what? you cant just end a...
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:58 am
    wow that a messed up doll!
  30. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    357 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    I`ll take it!
  31. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    years of hellish nightmares and a doll that has menstrual cycles? how can i lose? *bid*
  32. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    The Doll has Aids
  33. Profile photo of AirborneJT
    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    She could be queen of the Island of Dolls!
  34. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    so that`s where that little hussy got to! the farm hand huanted doll living in my house has been looking for her and bugging me non-stop for years!!
  35. Profile photo of QBW
    QBW Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    i see a real life chuckie on the way :)
  36. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Woo. Rhode Island ftw.
  37. Profile photo of weezyhacker
    weezyhacker Male 18-29
    3 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Get off of /x/ IAB!!
  38. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Because we could SO get to the west coast in 1769...

    Very interesting story, however.
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    When I said "West Coast" I mean the way she did it, going over land. And there were no Saloons.

    Very interesting but historically an F+.
  40. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    What a great scam.
  41. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    @ Elsombrero

    Who cares if its a historical fail, that doesn`t mean anything to those that are a sucker for marketing and they want something this unique and have a fat wallet. at least if it historically wrong it`ll stop people like you from bidding on it, el correcto?
  42. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    LOL
    Now I am scared.
  43. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    What a trollop.
  44. Profile photo of moogs
    moogs Female 18-29
    19 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    She lived for at least 9
  45. Profile photo of FlyingVomit
    FlyingVomit Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Haha who would buy this for 89 bucks!! XD
  46. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    yay! free shipping!
  47. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    i would buy just to be like... yea you can have the bed at my house UNDER THE RAPE DOLL !!!!
  48. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    umm......ok.
  49. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    i would buy it.....and incorporate her into my secret harem...plenty of sickos like sex dolls, but what about a hunted one??? heh heh heh....but really, i dunno why i just wrote that.....i just lost the game.....bacon.....
  50. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    I think this person can make some good money by writing cheap horror porn. In Japan.
  51. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    I`m pleased to see this item has 0 bids.

    It means either people are not that stupid or ebay is flooded with crap like this.

    And I`m willing to bet $89 that it`s both.
  52. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    you know, im not usually very rude on i-a-b, but i just have to say...

    i HATE it when people say they `dont know why they said that`. you know why you said it, or you wouldnt have said it. stop being so stupid. also, saying bacon is not funny, its obnoxious.
  53. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    weird BUT san diego didnt exzist in 1769
  54. Profile photo of nighthawk9
    nighthawk9 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    pretty sure this doll got to me one time when i didn`t forward a chain e-mail...
  55. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    saying bacon is not funny, its obnoxious.
    Bacon?

  56. Profile photo of lapajara
    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    yay no bids! I want.
  57. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    hahahaha, i kinda wanna bid on this... sounds like this ghost knows how to party!
  58. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 12:58 am
    I want one....
  59. Profile photo of Jane_uk
    Jane_uk Female 30-39
    67 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 1:40 am
    She lived for at least 9 what?
  60. Profile photo of G-Rod
    G-Rod Male 18-29
    72 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 2:42 am
    I`d buy it.
  61. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 4:33 am
    lol @ the word `hussy" :-)
  62. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 7:14 am
    The next day..................
    The buyer was found......... alive.
    But stinking of cheap plastic and sex.
  63. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 7:16 am
    skersavik .........skereshavik.... whatever.
    TACTICAL BACON IS AWESOMETASTIC!!!
  64. Profile photo of weee328
    weee328 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 7:24 am
    Hey I live in Rhode Island. I wonder if that place is still around haha
  65. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 8:13 am
    what means "she lived for at least 9" O.o
  66. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 9:12 am
    You really can sell anything on Ebay these days.
  67. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 11:51 am
    `what means "she lived for at least 9" O.o` I think he/she meant she lived for 9 more minutes before she died after the assault..
  68. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    wow, if i had the money and was really stoned i would show all my friends then buy it
  69. Profile photo of Isquire2
    Isquire2 Male 30-39
    13 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 7:29 am
    "wow, amazing imagination, with this imagination this guy or girl could become a millionaire selling ideas to movie producers"

    *Realizes that e-bay posting does not constitute copyrighted material....... and begins to develop a screen play. Or possibly a Nicktoon where the dolls is paired off with a wise-cracking doll that is haunted by an old preacher. They go around and solve mysteries together. Quite the pair. Also more opportunities for use of the word "hussy".*
  70. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Wow, someone was stoned.
  71. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Other than being kinda creepy it seems relatively harmless. I`d buy it.
  72. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Just did an Ebay search for Haunted Doll and apparently there are a crap ton of these things!
  73. Profile photo of Mighty-
    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    wasnt america founded in 1776? how could san diego exist before america existed?
  74. Profile photo of mscott121279
    mscott121279 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    April 2, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    @Mighty-
    What is known as the United States was founded in 1776. It`s settlement was even before then, starting with Jamestown, VA in 1607.
  75. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:18 am
    haha nice
  76. Profile photo of IndyEngineer
    IndyEngineer Male 40-49
    24 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    There was no San Diego in 1769. People didn`t head west until the 1849 Gold Rush. President Jefferson didn`t even buy the middle western part of the United States from France until 1803.(Louisiana Purchase) The auction was a con.
  77. Profile photo of Silvsilvchan
    Silvsilvchan Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Dear people going "LAWL AMERUCA WEREN`T NO COUNTRY IN 1769 SO SAN DIEGO COULDN`T NOT HAVE EXISTENATED"

    Notice how San Diego is a Spanish name? This is because the land was claimed by Spain in 1542 and there was a functioning town there by the 1600s.

    A better question might be why a British subject in the Rhode Island area would travel to Spanish owned California across a largely uncharted continent.

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