Ebay Doll Haunted by Mean Ghost Prostitute [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Hopefully the money the seller makes off this auction will go to some really good psychiatric counseling.
There are 77 comments:
Female 1
Dear people going "LAWL AMERUCA WEREN`T NO COUNTRY IN 1769 SO SAN DIEGO COULDN`T NOT HAVE EXISTENATED"

Notice how San Diego is a Spanish name? This is because the land was claimed by Spain in 1542 and there was a functioning town there by the 1600s.

A better question might be why a British subject in the Rhode Island area would travel to Spanish owned California across a largely uncharted continent.
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Male 24
There was no San Diego in 1769. People didn`t head west until the 1849 Gold Rush. President Jefferson didn`t even buy the middle western part of the United States from France until 1803.(Louisiana Purchase) The auction was a con.
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Male 703
haha nice
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Male 4
@Mighty-
What is known as the United States was founded in 1776. It`s settlement was even before then, starting with Jamestown, VA in 1607.
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Male 199
wasnt america founded in 1776? how could san diego exist before america existed?
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Male 304
Just did an Ebay search for Haunted Doll and apparently there are a crap ton of these things!
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Male 304
Other than being kinda creepy it seems relatively harmless. I`d buy it.
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Male 11,739
Wow, someone was stoned.
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Male 13
"wow, amazing imagination, with this imagination this guy or girl could become a millionaire selling ideas to movie producers"

*Realizes that e-bay posting does not constitute copyrighted material....... and begins to develop a screen play. Or possibly a Nicktoon where the dolls is paired off with a wise-cracking doll that is haunted by an old preacher. They go around and solve mysteries together. Quite the pair. Also more opportunities for use of the word "hussy".*
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Male 894
wow, if i had the money and was really stoned i would show all my friends then buy it
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Female 236
`what means "she lived for at least 9" O.o` I think he/she meant she lived for 9 more minutes before she died after the assault..
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Female 157
You really can sell anything on Ebay these days.
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Female 876
what means "she lived for at least 9" O.o
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Male 8
Hey I live in Rhode Island. I wonder if that place is still around haha
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Male 2,893
skersavik .........skereshavik.... whatever.
TACTICAL BACON IS AWESOMETASTIC!!!
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Male 2,893
The next day..................
The buyer was found......... alive.
But stinking of cheap plastic and sex.
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Female 3,828
lol @ the word `hussy" :-)
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Male 71
I`d buy it.
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Female 67
She lived for at least 9 what?
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Female 140
I want one....
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Male 2,748
hahahaha, i kinda wanna bid on this... sounds like this ghost knows how to party!
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Female 117
yay no bids! I want.
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Female 1,283
[quote]saying bacon is not funny, its obnoxious.[/quote]
Bacon?

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Male 4
pretty sure this doll got to me one time when i didn`t forward a chain e-mail...
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Male 192
weird BUT san diego didnt exzist in 1769
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Female 735
you know, im not usually very rude on i-a-b, but i just have to say...

i HATE it when people say they `dont know why they said that`. you know why you said it, or you wouldnt have said it. stop being so stupid. also, saying bacon is not funny, its obnoxious.
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Male 10,440
I`m pleased to see this item has 0 bids.

It means either people are not that stupid or ebay is flooded with crap like this.

And I`m willing to bet $89 that it`s both.
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Female 1,264
I think this person can make some good money by writing cheap horror porn. In Japan.
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Female 682
i would buy it.....and incorporate her into my secret harem...plenty of sickos like sex dolls, but what about a hunted one??? heh heh heh....but really, i dunno why i just wrote that.....i just lost the game.....bacon.....
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Male 1,351
umm......ok.
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Male 592
i would buy just to be like... yea you can have the bed at my house UNDER THE RAPE DOLL !!!!
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Male 129
yay! free shipping!
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Male 11
Haha who would buy this for 89 bucks!! XD
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Female 19
She lived for at least 9
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Female 2,352
What a trollop.
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Female 859
LOL
Now I am scared.
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Male 217
@ Elsombrero

Who cares if its a historical fail, that doesn`t mean anything to those that are a sucker for marketing and they want something this unique and have a fat wallet. at least if it historically wrong it`ll stop people like you from bidding on it, el correcto?
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Female 452
What a great scam.
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Male 716
When I said "West Coast" I mean the way she did it, going over land. And there were no Saloons.

Very interesting but historically an F+.
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Male 716
Because we could SO get to the west coast in 1769...

Very interesting story, however.
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Male 3
Get off of /x/ IAB!!
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Male 404
Woo. Rhode Island ftw.
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Male 48
i see a real life chuckie on the way :)
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Male 2,344
so that`s where that little hussy got to! the farm hand huanted doll living in my house has been looking for her and bugging me non-stop for years!!
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Male 145
She could be queen of the Island of Dolls!
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Male 371
The Doll has Aids
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Male 2,199
years of hellish nightmares and a doll that has menstrual cycles? how can i lose? *bid*
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Female 356
I`ll take it!
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Male 25,416
wow that a messed up doll!
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Female 217
9 what? you cant just end a...
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Female 3,574
kezef, WOW that just takes the scam one step further lol
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Female 4,491
thanks, but no thanks on this item.
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Male 4,014
hehe
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Male 806
wow, amazing imagination, with this imagination this guy or girl could become a millionaire selling ideas to movie producers
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Female 35
@cobrakiller: i agree with you. she says she`ll ship it anywhere, but wants alot of money for a slutty doll. lol. i would buy it though.
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Male 14
hahah that is just awesome, also was very surprised at the amount of haunted dolls on ebay. i just might have to buy these to see if there`s any haunted dolls in my house now lol
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Female 155
with a bedpost
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Male 15,510
Chucky is a lame-o loser compared to this
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Male 4,593
I`d tap it.
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Female 895
shopped
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Male 7,839
if it werent so expensive i might buy it. which by the way if it is so bad why do they want so much for it, if it bothered me that much i would pretty much give it away.
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Female 239
How does one come across this item?
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Male 2,788
starting bid, 90 dollars?!
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Male 2,737
sounds JUST LIKE my ex.
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Female 59
The seller has only got one negative feedback rating... And that is for non-delivery, not non-haunting of object... Some people are CRAZY.
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Female 43
haha who the hell believes in that stuff? i`ll buy it and tell u all if it`s true or not :D...
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Male 4,867
If this isnt serious its funny, if the person actually believes this crap...its even funnier
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Male 594
Sounds like a perfect replacement for my ex! XD
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Female 3,562
If this were real I`d want it a lot. Sounds awesome.
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Male 2,034
"She lived for at least 9" 9 what??? The suspense is killing me!
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Female 3,574
Well she knows how to sell a piece of junk nobody would want otherwise lol
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Male 105
ROFL! WHO WOULD EVEN BUY THIS???!?!? Or is it priceless? no....$89 i see...
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Male 5,194
GREAT eBayer! That`s the way to eBay! A+++++++!
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Male 642
she lived for at least 9 what? I call shoppzored unless you have a link to the original auction.
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Female 38
Oh dear God. I know that whoever created this listing had to have been raving mad, but the thought of a creepy prostitute doll makes me almost poo myself.
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Male 734
nothing new here. Haunted items have been on eBay for years. I think the first was the "ghost cane" about six years ago. One of the online casinos bought it for a lot of money for a publicity stunt and ever since then all sorts of dumb, "haunted" items pop up on eBay by people thinking they will cash in on it too.
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Male 21,024
Link: Ebay Doll Haunted by Mean Ghost Prostitute [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hopefully the money the seller makes off this auction will go to some really good psychiatric counseling.
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