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Date: 03/12/10 10:34 AM

48 Responses to Cyanide & Happiness: Speed Racist

  1. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Link: Cyanide & Happiness: Speed Racist - The moral of the story today is, don`t drive fast.
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    tomaj Male 18-29
    50 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:37 am
    ...these are getting worse and worse
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:51 am
    hey, that`s not my description. my description was "meh." why did they change it i wonder?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:53 am
    That was bizarre
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    woowoos Male 18-29
    23 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:03 am
    trying to be like will ferrel`s character in austin powers
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    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:05 am
    "hey, that`s not my description. my description was "meh." why did they change it i wonder?"

    -.- because everything has to be catchy and witty.
    I like your description better.

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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:06 am
    i agree these are getting worse and worse, but i figured since i posted the last few i would post this one too.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Ya these are getting worse, but theyre not too bad. the first 50 mile man was the best, though.

    They always change the description, usually for the better. sometimes i just write " i have no idea what to say, think of something funny mods".

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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:30 am
    I remember when these were actually funny... not anymore.
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    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:39 am
    wouldve been just fine if it ended at the car exploding...
  11. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:55 am
    Ok, that was tragic and unfunny. Sad face.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    "those damn child locks get me everytime" is the only really funny part in the whole thing. the rest is pretty lame.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Reminds me of mustafa off austin powers!
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Would have been 100000x funnier had it cut straight to credits at :22 seconds.
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    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    GO SPEED RASICT
  16. Profile photo of Miss-Taken
    Miss-Taken Female 18-29
    34 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    pretty funny!
  17. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Child locks aside not that funny.
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Probably the worst Cyanide & Happiness video. :(
  19. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    I usually like cyanide & happiness, but I just didn`t find this funny :( Went on for too long.
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    Retaw Male 18-29
    89 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    this sucks ass.. C&H are not funny anymore:/
  21. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Uhhhg. Let`s hope for something better next week.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    This one was ok, I liked the irony part. Bit dragged out though.
  23. Profile photo of yeayeayea23
    yeayeayea23 Female 18-29
    142 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    that was painful
  24. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    LOL!!! He said "Sweet Sassy Molassie"!! I heard Ray Romano say that with Tim Meadows on a SNL skit years ago and have used it myself since.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    the black guy is racist for not helping.
  26. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    No Explosm, we won`t like whatever crap you decide to pump into the internet.
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Well I`m going to leave this page and find something funny on this site.
    A dead baby (even if it`s not dressed as a clown) would be funnier so this won`t take long.
  28. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    normally I`m a huge fan of Cyanide & Happiness, but this wasn`t one of their better shorts.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    >>the black guy is racist for not helping.

    Win!

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    LtBard Male 18-29
    108 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Anyone else expecting the opposite results, Like him getting to do multiple insults before crashing and burning? Cause I was. Dying for an extended period of time in chatter-filled agony is so 3 years ago.
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    goldspot7 Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    No Explosm, we won`t like whatever crap you decide to pump into the internet.
    another crappy c & h ...
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    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    To all you idiots who don`t get the joke, go watch an episode of Speed Racer.
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    Tomz Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    this was so bad i died
  34. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    @ MechBFP:

    chill the hell out. Just because we don`t find it funny, it doesn`t mean we don`t get the joke. there`s no need for name-calling. lord.

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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    LOL "goo back to africa"
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 1:02 am
    MechBFP. So, because I don`t watch childrens cartoons; I am an idiot. Thanks for the tip.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 4:13 am
    MechBFP
    Male, 18-29, Canada
    624 Posts Friday, March 12, 2010 10:25:34 PM
    To all you idiots who don`t get the joke, go watch an episode of Speed Racer.
    --------------------------------------------------

    I think your an idiot for assuming people should have watched or should watch a cult cartoon just to get a joke!

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    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:37 am
    hmmm, dont get it, dont care
  39. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:42 am
    lulz.
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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 9:38 am
    I saw the cartoon back when I was a kid. Saw the movie that was released (actually liked it.) Still didnt find this funny. The joke should have ended right after the crash. The 10 minutes of screaming didnt really put me into hysterics,
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 10:59 am
    "i`m commin` chimp chimp!"
  42. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    They should have ended it at 25 seconds. LMFAO @ Go Back to Africa
  43. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Go Back to Africa lolz XP
  44. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    This is actually one of their better ones. Has anybody actually listened to what the guy was saying? XD
  45. Profile photo of regalia13
    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Hey! The door still works! Those d*** childlocks get me every time!!!

    Pretty much the only thing that made me laugh...

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    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    March 14, 2010 at 7:23 am
    It had some funny parts, but it was too long. <.<
  47. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:23 am
    I love me some Cyanide and Happiness !
  48. Profile photo of itzazoom
    itzazoom Male 18-29
    182 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:43 am
    too long but there was a grin or two.
    why is there always a car crashing into a tree in these?

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