Cyanide & Happiness: Speed Racist

Submitted by: ScottSerious 7 years ago in Funny

The moral of the story today is, don"t drive fast.
There are 48 comments:
Male 182
too long but there was a grin or two.
why is there always a car crashing into a tree in these?
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Male 6,694
I love me some Cyanide and Happiness !
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Female 683
It had some funny parts, but it was too long. <.<
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Female 212
Hey! The door still works! Those d*** childlocks get me every time!!!

Pretty much the only thing that made me laugh...

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Male 533
This is actually one of their better ones. Has anybody actually listened to what the guy was saying? XD
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Male 4,393
Go Back to Africa lolz XP
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Female 332
They should have ended it at 25 seconds. LMFAO @ Go Back to Africa
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Male 537
"i`m commin` chimp chimp!"
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Male 1,162
I saw the cartoon back when I was a kid. Saw the movie that was released (actually liked it.) Still didnt find this funny. The joke should have ended right after the crash. The 10 minutes of screaming didnt really put me into hysterics,
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Male 253
lulz.
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Male 1,485
hmmm, dont get it, dont care
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Male 3,369
MechBFP
Male, 18-29, Canada
624 Posts Friday, March 12, 2010 10:25:34 PM
To all you idiots who don`t get the joke, go watch an episode of Speed Racer.
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I think your an idiot for assuming people should have watched or should watch a cult cartoon just to get a joke!

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Male 1,108
MechBFP. So, because I don`t watch childrens cartoons; I am an idiot. Thanks for the tip.
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Male 985
LOL "goo back to africa"
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Female 1,798
@ MechBFP:

chill the hell out. Just because we don`t find it funny, it doesn`t mean we don`t get the joke. there`s no need for name-calling. lord.

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Male 55
this was so bad i died
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Male 813
To all you idiots who don`t get the joke, go watch an episode of Speed Racer.
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Male 174
No Explosm, we won`t like whatever crap you decide to pump into the internet.[2]
another crappy c & h ...
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Male 108
Anyone else expecting the opposite results, Like him getting to do multiple insults before crashing and burning? Cause I was. Dying for an extended period of time in chatter-filled agony is so 3 years ago.
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Male 5,194
>>the black guy is racist for not helping.

Win!

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Female 1,798
normally I`m a huge fan of Cyanide & Happiness, but this wasn`t one of their better shorts.
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Male 1,067
Well I`m going to leave this page and find something funny on this site.
A dead baby (even if it`s not dressed as a clown) would be funnier so this won`t take long.
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Male 1,765
No Explosm, we won`t like whatever crap you decide to pump into the internet.
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Male 1,627
the black guy is racist for not helping.
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Male 162
LOL!!! He said "Sweet Sassy Molassie"!! I heard Ray Romano say that with Tim Meadows on a SNL skit years ago and have used it myself since.
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Female 142
that was painful
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Male 3,425
This one was ok, I liked the irony part. Bit dragged out though.
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Male 734
Uhhhg. Let`s hope for something better next week.
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Male 89
this sucks ass.. C&H are not funny anymore:/
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Female 140
I usually like cyanide & happiness, but I just didn`t find this funny :( Went on for too long.
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Male 749
Probably the worst Cyanide & Happiness video. :(
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Female 2,352
Child locks aside not that funny.
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Female 34
pretty funny!
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Male 485
GO SPEED RASICT
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Male 3,255
Would have been 100000x funnier had it cut straight to credits at :22 seconds.
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Male 25,417
Reminds me of mustafa off austin powers!
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Male 7,813
"those damn child locks get me everytime" is the only really funny part in the whole thing. the rest is pretty lame.
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Male 1,929
Ok, that was tragic and unfunny. Sad face.
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Male 670
wouldve been just fine if it ended at the car exploding...
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Male 683
I remember when these were actually funny... not anymore.
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Female 3,828
Ya these are getting worse, but theyre not too bad. the first 50 mile man was the best, though.

They always change the description, usually for the better. sometimes i just write " i have no idea what to say, think of something funny mods".

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Male 5,314
i agree these are getting worse and worse, but i figured since i posted the last few i would post this one too.
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Female 531
"hey, that`s not my description. my description was "meh." why did they change it i wonder?"

-.- because everything has to be catchy and witty.
I like your description better.

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Male 23
trying to be like will ferrel`s character in austin powers
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Male 15,510
That was bizarre
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Male 5,314
hey, that`s not my description. my description was "meh." why did they change it i wonder?
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Male 50
...these are getting worse and worse
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Male 5,314
Link: Cyanide & Happiness: Speed Racist [Rate Link] - The moral of the story today is, don`t drive fast.
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