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Date: 03/16/10 01:31 PM

48 Responses to CNN, Reporting All The Relevant News [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Link: CNN, Reporting All The Relevant News - Cheetos? Dude, Cheetos? OK, who else thinks Dad is a big puss?
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Really? Sloooooooooooooooow news day. And dad is totally a pussy.
  3. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Maybe it was filled with cheetahs, who then mauled the father?
    Ever think of that, nay-sayers?!
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    maybe the corner of the bag hit him in the eye? just trying to help the poor guy`s reputation...
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    did he put rocks in the bag before hurling it at his father?
  6. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    The stupid hurts, turn it off.
  7. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Beyond their cheese-frosted exterior lies a dark and bitter evil.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Perhaps the Dad`s feelings were hurt?
  9. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    I find that if I ever need a good laugh I just need to switch on the American news!

    I wish I was joking....I really do!
  10. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Maddog, I`ve seen my fair share of ridiculous British news, so you`re statement should include news from any country on what has to be a really slow news day.
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    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    hahaha that made me lolz, lunaticlover
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    They didn`t mention it was the new Cheetos Flavor with nails in it and sharp, pointy things.
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    haha! i can just see the edge of the cheetos bag cutting through his jugular
  14. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    This is a different network.
  15. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    gives new meaning to their slogan "dangerously cheesy"
  16. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    International news.
  17. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    lmao @ dangerously cheesy
  18. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    the edges can be sharp, might`ve cut his neck
  19. Profile photo of motherObambi
    motherObambi Female 13-17
    42 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    it ain`t easy bein cheesy
  20. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    @obeydarklord LMFAO
  21. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    You all joke, but that kid`s got a hell of an arm.
  22. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    tsk,tsk,tsk...another victim of delicious snack foods
  23. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    ...maybe he prefers doritos...
  24. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    My best guess is that the Cheetohs THEMSELVES attacked both the son and father, the son threw the bag in self-defense, the father was hurt when the Cheetohs swarmed over him.

    I mean, you know - otherwise this would just be really, really stupid.
  25. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    lol cheetos are pretty gross. i would be hurt to and fancy i think it might mean hes hurt emotionaly lol
  26. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    I cut my gums once eating doritos before....those things can be drating sharp...food in cellophane bags can be dangerous! (is it still cellophane...?!?)
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    btw....DES MOINES, Iowa
    A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father.
    Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face.
    Police said the bag hit his father`s glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.
    The police report said "Michael`s T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
    Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument
  28. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    Maybe it means the son threw the cheetos of a two-story building while dad was still holding onto it.
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    deppfan63 Female 40-49
    37 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    thats funny duffytoler !! you have to watch out for those mutant cheetohs !!
  30. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 1:00 am
    dangerously cheesy
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 1:04 am
    I`ve got a couple of bags of cheetos in my dresser drawer and another couple under my bed..just incase...like, ya know, i gotta keep my family safe! Har!
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    PunkAsF82 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 1:23 am

    MrYouKnow
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    218 Posts Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:22:14 PM
    Maybe it means the son threw the cheetos of a two-story building while dad was still holding onto it.



    LOLLLLLL
  33. Profile photo of joejoe92
    joejoe92 Male 18-29
    111 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 4:49 am
    1,000 people suffered from cheetoh particles in the eye from someone throwing them at them last year, resulting in loss of eyesight, and in extreme cases leading to infections and ultimately death. and numbers are expected to double this year.. this aint no joke
  34. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 5:33 am
    Maybe it means, the son hurled the bag out the window so that the dad couldn`t eat them.
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    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 5:54 am
    joejoe92, now I see how the humanity will come to an end. Look around you people! The signs are there! Cheetos wants you all dead.
    LOL!!!
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 6:14 am
    i love cheetos
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:25 am
    Article http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/9564322.html
  38. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:30 am
    i would plead: "Chester made me do it"
  39. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:24 am
    The `Dad` is a wuss and a puss
  40. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 10:45 am
    If CNN deserves jeers for reporting it, so does the person who posted it.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 11:59 am
    "Police say the bag hit his father`s glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose."

    But HOW? It`s a bag of CHEETOS!
  42. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    It`s a bag of CHEETOS!
  43. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Really? REALLY?
  44. Profile photo of ZombieWish
    ZombieWish Female 13-17
    5 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    screw you guys, i`m blind in my left eye because of that orange powdered cheese.
  45. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Those Cheetos must`ve been sharp as drat.
  46. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    March 18, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Must have been flaming hot ones.
  47. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 19, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    lol @ holwingwolf....and this is HLN...not CNN...but doesn`t matter...they are sister networs...
  48. Profile photo of oogabugaboo
    oogabugaboo Female 18-29
    11 posts
    March 21, 2010 at 4:19 am
    At least he didn`t throw his juice box at him. THAT would NOT have been pretty.. at..like all..

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