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Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Cheetos? Dude, Cheetos? OK, who else thinks Dad is a big puss?
There are 48 comments:
Female 11
At least he didn`t throw his juice box at him. THAT would NOT have been pretty.. at..like all..
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Male 3,915
lol @ holwingwolf....and this is HLN...not CNN...but doesn`t matter...they are sister networs...
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Male 1,351
Must have been flaming hot ones.
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Male 848
Those Cheetos must`ve been sharp as drat.
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Female 5
screw you guys, i`m blind in my left eye because of that orange powdered cheese.
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Male 928
Really? REALLY?
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Male 25,416
It`s a bag of CHEETOS!
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Male 1,598
"Police say the bag hit his father`s glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose."

But HOW? It`s a bag of CHEETOS!
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Male 690
If CNN deserves jeers for reporting it, so does the person who posted it.
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Male 2,229
The `Dad` is a wuss and a puss
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Male 794
i would plead: "Chester made me do it"
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Male 518
Male 1,129
i love cheetos
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Male 184
joejoe92, now I see how the humanity will come to an end. Look around you people! The signs are there! Cheetos wants you all dead.
LOL!!!
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Male 2,893
Maybe it means, the son hurled the bag out the window so that the dad couldn`t eat them.
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Male 111
1,000 people suffered from cheetoh particles in the eye from someone throwing them at them last year, resulting in loss of eyesight, and in extreme cases leading to infections and ultimately death. and numbers are expected to double this year.. this aint no joke
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Female 133

MrYouKnow
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
218 Posts Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:22:14 PM
Maybe it means the son threw the cheetos of a two-story building while dad was still holding onto it.



LOLLLLLL
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Female 446
I`ve got a couple of bags of cheetos in my dresser drawer and another couple under my bed..just incase...like, ya know, i gotta keep my family safe! Har!
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Female 5,222
dangerously cheesy
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Female 37
thats funny duffytoler !! you have to watch out for those mutant cheetohs !!
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Male 1,081
Maybe it means the son threw the cheetos of a two-story building while dad was still holding onto it.
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Female 1,380
btw....DES MOINES, Iowa
A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father.
Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face.
Police said the bag hit his father`s glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.
The police report said "Michael`s T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument
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Female 1,380
I cut my gums once eating doritos before....those things can be drating sharp...food in cellophane bags can be dangerous! (is it still cellophane...?!?)
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Male 192
lol cheetos are pretty gross. i would be hurt to and fancy i think it might mean hes hurt emotionaly lol
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Male 5,194
My best guess is that the Cheetohs THEMSELVES attacked both the son and father, the son threw the bag in self-defense, the father was hurt when the Cheetohs swarmed over him.

I mean, you know - otherwise this would just be really, really stupid.
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Male 2,748
...maybe he prefers doritos...
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Male 7,611
tsk,tsk,tsk...another victim of delicious snack foods
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Male 2,148
You all joke, but that kid`s got a hell of an arm.
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Male 485
@obeydarklord LMFAO
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Female 42
it ain`t easy bein cheesy
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Male 2,788
the edges can be sharp, might`ve cut his neck
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Male 2,592
lmao @ dangerously cheesy
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Male 10,440
International news.
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Male 1,360
gives new meaning to their slogan "dangerously cheesy"
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Male 10,855
This is a different network.
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Male 894
haha! i can just see the edge of the cheetos bag cutting through his jugular
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Female 836
They didn`t mention it was the new Cheetos Flavor with nails in it and sharp, pointy things.
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Male 522
hahaha that made me lolz, lunaticlover
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Male 3,756
Maddog, I`ve seen my fair share of ridiculous British news, so you`re statement should include news from any country on what has to be a really slow news day.
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Male 3,369
I find that if I ever need a good laugh I just need to switch on the American news!

I wish I was joking....I really do!
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Male 37,794
Perhaps the Dad`s feelings were hurt?
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Female 354
Beyond their cheese-frosted exterior lies a dark and bitter evil.
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Male 9,306
The stupid hurts, turn it off.
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Female 3,574
did he put rocks in the bag before hurling it at his father?
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Female 843
maybe the corner of the bag hit him in the eye? just trying to help the poor guy`s reputation...
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Female 4,028
Maybe it was filled with cheetahs, who then mauled the father?
Ever think of that, nay-sayers?!
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Female 2,352
Really? Sloooooooooooooooow news day. And dad is totally a pussy.
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Male 20,169
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