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Date: 03/23/10 11:03 AM

85 Responses to Chris Dixon Gets A 3-Day Suspension [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Link: Chris Dixon Gets A 3-Day Suspension - And it was worth it...
  2. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:27 am
    In class!? Jesus christ...
  3. Profile photo of manduduh
    manduduh Female 18-29
    66 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:28 am
    haha , kids uh pimp.
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    mais_dare Male 18-29
    121 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
    drat, I got three days for smacking a dumb hoe across the face with my backpack when I could have gotten away with so much more.
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:34 am
    go chris wooo, hey wait didnt the chick get suspended thats blatant sexism
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    JJdagdelen Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:34 am
    The legend of Mr. Dixon begins.
  7. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Chris Dixon wins the game!
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Why is that crumpled up. It should be framed!
  9. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:45 am
    ewww
  10. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:46 am
    So he gets a BJ AND 3 days off...damn!
  11. Profile photo of cuchulainn
    cuchulainn Male 30-39
    138 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Ummm, not to live up to the obvious middle-aged oblivious stereotype, but who is Chris Dixon, and why should I care that he got a blowie?
  12. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:48 am
    damn, he took my idea, i was gonna do that, well... on to plan B
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:55 am
    rick_s, my father would have framed it for me.
  14. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Frame it? I`d have made copies and handed them out to my friends.
  15. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    drat I lost THE game.
  16. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    3 days?! My school would make it like, three weeks.
  17. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    This kid is my hero.
  18. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    3 days of not having to hide his girlfriend while getting a bj
  19. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Link364, you know rape isn`t cool anymore. It`s illegal now
  20. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    This kid is most definitely one of my heroes. 3 day in-school suspension is lame though.
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    You go playa. You know what the best part of a bj is? Five minutes of peace and quiet.
  22. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    drat you SPrinkZ! drat you!
  23. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Go, dude, go.
  24. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    I still don`t get it... students who drat arount ( literally in this case) in school don`t want to learn things.. isn`t a suspension from school then something like a promotion? here in germany we don`t suspend people for doing crap at school.. we make them stay longer.
  25. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    lol he should use those three days to get tested, only a super slut would suck a guy off in class.

    One girl did that at my old high school and she got the only vending machine room with candy in them closed down. She`s still the most hated person in the world and its been three years.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    best reason to be suspended!
  27. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Badass! But seriously...you could do that kinda stuff without getting caught lol
  28. Profile photo of N-Vet
    N-Vet Male 30-39
    105 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Don`t they have after school detention anymore?
  29. Profile photo of kdougan1
    kdougan1 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    I got ISS for having pink hair. This is a much cooler reason. And Coreydoras87 I agree, suspension is more like a vacation unless it`s in-school suspension then it blows :)
  30. Profile photo of pacotahko
    pacotahko Male 13-17
    59 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    it says in school suspension.
  31. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    "One girl did that at my old high school and she got the only vending machine room with candy in them closed down. She`s still the most hated person in the world and its been three years."
    So a girl gives a dude a quickie in class and they close down the vending machine as punishment?

    Unless they wanted everyone else to be mad at her I can`t see the logic in this...
  32. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Oh, sorry, I guess I explained that a little badly.

    She gave him the bj in the vending machine room and it was the second time she`d done it there, so they locked it. They never replaced the candy in any of the other machines, either, so we`re all pretty bitter over it.
  33. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    leesah
    Female, 13-17, Midwest US
    842 Posts Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:32:07 PM
    lol he should use those three days to get tested, only a super slut would suck a guy off in class.

    One girl did that at my old high school and she got the only vending machine room with candy in them closed down. She`s still the most hated person in the world and its been three years.
    ____________________________-

    Oh good grief, if she`s the slut then what does that make him? Oh, you silly, silly little girls!
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    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Happened on 10/3, but not suspended until 10/8-9-10?
  35. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    "lol he should use those three days to get tested, only a super slut would suck a guy off in class."

    and what STD`S can you contract from receiving fellatio? assuming she doesn`t scrape her teeth all over the junk?
  36. Profile photo of UrielElOsO
    UrielElOsO Male 18-29
    79 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Okay, I can`t really understand that chicken-scratch of a suspension letter. All I can see is the word oral. Can anyone translate sloppy into writing please?
  37. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    That`s it!? In school suspension? He got away with it.
  38. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    @LostinKorea

    Oh good grief, if she`s the slut then what does that make him? Oh, you silly, silly little girls!

    A playa yoo :P Well, as I saw somewhere:

    A Key that opens many locks is a master key, but a lock that is opened by many keys is a pooty lock
  39. Profile photo of WSOpDunc
    WSOpDunc Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    "and what STD`S can you contract from receiving fellatio? assuming she doesn`t scrape her teeth all over the junk?"

    Herpes is the main one, though HIV is possible in a tiny percent of cases.
  40. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    She`s not a slut unless she`s done that to every guy in the school. And men, you are just "Players" in your world. In a girl`s world, you`re Man-Whores, regardless of whether or not you get paid for the deed.
  41. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    I hate the double standards to the male=player female=slut thing. Any guy that thinks that if you say that to any self respecting girl you`re going to get your butt kicked >> and you can get out of school suspension for bringing multi-vitamins to school, this is ridiculous! ><

    Translation: Observed this student receiving oral sex from another student. I asked both students to report to the office. He walked to class instead of the office. He sat at his chair with his pants around his thighs with the famel student sitting in front of him.
  42. Profile photo of cem5202
    cem5202 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    actually it says on her knees in front of him not sitting
  43. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Why does the parent have a different last name?
  44. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    "Why does the parent have a different last name?"

    They legally don`t have to have the same name.
  45. Profile photo of twenty12
    twenty12 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    think about it lobotomy i have a different name than my mom how can that be if you have to be married to have kids....?
  46. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    "She`s not a slut unless she`s done that to every guy in the school."

    Yeah, you`re totally right, obviously she just cared VERY deeply for that guy and just couldn`t contain her love and NEEDED to suck him off right then and there. Totally.
  47. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    not bad, finding different ways to get to 2nd base
  48. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    That would be third base....
  49. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    Leesah, what about the guy? I`d say their both sluts.
  50. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Time of incident was 8:30 am! Great motivation to get out of bed in the morning. Also, the faculty member who reported this is a hater.
  51. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    It is a HS somewhere in some building some dude is getting a BJ.
  52. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    3 days off of school AND a happy ending! why the hell didnt i go to that school hahaha
  53. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    @Ilikeapples
    It say in school suspension which means he will be in school for those three days. Its alot like detention for 8 hrs a day for three days and it freaking sucks.......No pun intended lol
  54. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    =O
  55. Profile photo of UrielElOsO
    UrielElOsO Male 18-29
    79 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    Thanks for the translation. Um... I really hate to be the one who points this out for everyone, but it doesn`t say anything about a female student being the one giving head. Just pointing out that OMG momment...
  56. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    "Thanks for the translation. Um... I really hate to be the one who points this out for everyone, but it doesn`t say anything about a female student being the one giving head. Just pointing out that OMG momment..."

    women regularly kneel in front of men with no pants on for reasons other than a BJ... c`mon there`s enough info there to make it pretty clear what happened.

    Also, someone call the phone number =D
  57. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    The location is "practice field"

    So this was taking place outdoors.
  58. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    "but it doesn`t say anything about a female student being the one giving head."

    except it clearly states "while the female student wason her knees in front of him" also, his violation was "receiving head" so he was getting head from a chick.

    anyways, THIS is why our society is drated up, instead of expulsion he gets a slap on the wrist. what will happen next time? a 5-day suspension. it drats up the parents even more because now mommy/daddy has to miss 3 days of work because both these idiots are suspended together and live within a 5-10 mile radius, and the student is 16 so most likely has ability to drive...
  59. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    "anyways, THIS is why our society is drated up, instead of expulsion he gets a slap on the wrist. what will happen next time? a 5-day suspension. it drats up the parents even more because now mommy/daddy has to miss 3 days of work because both these idiots are suspended together and live within a 5-10 mile radius, and the student is 16 so most likely has ability to drive..."

    except it clearly states "in-school suspension"
  60. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    "Also, someone call the phone number =D "

    whoever originally posted this is an idiot. anyone with any internet knowledge, really ANY, can locate this family in less than 5 minutes (like I have and plenty of digg people apparently have and I`m sure 4chan losers have). I`m surprised fancy didn`t at least block the name and number out seeing as "he" took the time to watermark it...("he" = whoever does that, not directly blaming fancy)


    holy hell, I just looked at the date, this was 10/31/01.....2001, unless its a typo which I doubt

    EDIT:

    "except it clearly states `in-school suspension`"

    yeah, I saw that after I posted, but I`m not going to waste my time deleting it...my main point still stands, they should be expelled not D-hall (thus missed learning time)
  61. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    the all hell if I can read that > 3 >
  62. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Like a Bawss!
  63. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    I kind of agree with IkeRay...but instead of expulsion...what that kid needs is an ass kicking. Screw letting him get out of school..oh no he has to go to a different school...what will that achieve? Nothing.

    Kids would be less apt to do this sort of crap if they got the living daylights knocked out of them once in awhile.
    My parents whooped my brothers and I if we did something wrong, and we turned out just fine.

    There is a time and a place for everything, and school is not the place for it. I do however, recommend waiting until you get home and before the parents get home, to do whatever horny hormonal teenagers do.
  64. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    I think the teacher was more pissed that he went to class instead of the office. The BJ was secondary.
  65. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    what makes them think they aren`t gonna get caught?
  66. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    I wonder if it was sex-ed. Than it would be more like they were studying. Exhibitionism is wonderful.
  67. Profile photo of lizziekittie
    lizziekittie Female 18-29
    46 posts
    March 23, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    does anybody notice that the D in chris`s signiture match the D in the teacher signiture? what are the chances?
  68. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Hey its like ive read, "white storks bring white babies, black storks bring black babies, what type of bird brings no babies? A swallow!!"
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 1:34 am
    I`d just like to point out that Chris was caught in the Practice field, not in the classroom.
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    stifler Male 30-39
    161 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 2:44 am
    The parent isnt his real mom!
  71. Profile photo of bry27
    bry27 Male 30-39
    74 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 4:45 am
    lol steel!
  72. Profile photo of grom1203
    grom1203 Female 40-49
    25 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 5:15 am
    lmao @ steel!
  73. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:04 am
    oh HS how much fun it really was, A LOT OF FUN THATS HOW MUCH, but then College was way better, and then you get a job and finally have $$ and a whole bunch of golddiggers, even when you think a BJ is free you are still paying her cell bill ;-)
  74. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    haha, hey teach, wanna get in on this? room for two...
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    the kid gets a straight up blowjob in class and gets a 3 day suspension?! wtf...this must be a ghetto...school...sh*t like that gets you expelled here...
  76. Profile photo of Hello1234512
    Hello1234512 Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 24, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    Interesting News Story - Same guy?

    "On orientation day, students, either gravitating toward peers or sticking by parents, expressed a mixture of excitement, nerves and curiosity. En route to his locker, sophomore Chris Dixon of Alpharetta said that he enrolled “to be better prepared for college."

    His mother, Carolyn Harrison, said they decided to check out Blessed Trinity because of "the reputation of Catholic schools and the size of the school and just the academic excellence and the overall teaching standard it will have and the teaching of values they’ll try to instill in students."

    She regrets that Chris won’t be able to have upper class courses this year but believes that "both academically and morally it will be a wonderful school. I’m thrilled ... He’s very brigh
  77. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Damn, that`s a light punishment.
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Steelgrid
    Male, 30-39, Midwest US
    112 Posts Wednesday, March 24, 2010 12:13:04 AM
    Hey its like ive read, "white storks bring white babies, black storks bring black babies, what type of bird brings no babies? A swallow!!"
    Bump for Steelgrid.
  79. Profile photo of Ethan406
    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    way to go chris!!
  80. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 1:33 am
    Congrats Chris!
  81. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 4:26 am
    Let`s see Chad try and beat that.
  82. Profile photo of pew-pew
    pew-pew Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 7:23 am
    That`s more of a reward then a punishment. Way to go man!
  83. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    March 25, 2010 at 8:36 am
    wow. *high-fives chris*
  84. Profile photo of OdessaMW
    OdessaMW Female 18-29
    99 posts
    March 26, 2010 at 1:08 am
    Win!
  85. Profile photo of kinkychinky
    kinkychinky Female 13-17
    6 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    his name is kind of ironic

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