Chris Dixon Gets A 3-Day Suspension [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

And it was worth it...
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Female 6
his name is kind of ironic
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Female 99
Win!
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Female 833
wow. *high-fives chris*
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Male 19
That`s more of a reward then a punishment. Way to go man!
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Female 859
Let`s see Chad try and beat that.
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Male 181
Congrats Chris!
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Male 192
way to go chris!!
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Female 1,283
Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
112 Posts Wednesday, March 24, 2010 12:13:04 AM
[quote]Hey its like ive read, "white storks bring white babies, black storks bring black babies, what type of bird brings no babies? A swallow!!" [/quote]
Bump for Steelgrid.
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Female 1,283
Damn, that`s a light punishment.
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Male 1
Interesting News Story - Same guy?

"On orientation day, students, either gravitating toward peers or sticking by parents, expressed a mixture of excitement, nerves and curiosity. En route to his locker, sophomore Chris Dixon of Alpharetta said that he enrolled “to be better prepared for college."

His mother, Carolyn Harrison, said they decided to check out Blessed Trinity because of "the reputation of Catholic schools and the size of the school and just the academic excellence and the overall teaching standard it will have and the teaching of values they’ll try to instill in students."

She regrets that Chris won’t be able to have upper class courses this year but believes that "both academically and morally it will be a wonderful school. I’m thrilled ... He’s very brigh
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Male 3,915
the kid gets a straight up blowjob in class and gets a 3 day suspension?! wtf...this must be a ghetto...school...sh*t like that gets you expelled here...
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Male 894
haha, hey teach, wanna get in on this? room for two...
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Male 794
oh HS how much fun it really was, A LOT OF FUN THATS HOW MUCH, but then College was way better, and then you get a job and finally have $$ and a whole bunch of golddiggers, even when you think a BJ is free you are still paying her cell bill ;-)
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Female 25
lmao @ steel!
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Male 74
lol steel!
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Male 186
The parent isnt his real mom!
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Male 1,240
I`d just like to point out that Chris was caught in the Practice field, not in the classroom.
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Male 2,700
Hey its like ive read, "white storks bring white babies, black storks bring black babies, what type of bird brings no babies? A swallow!!"
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Female 46
does anybody notice that the D in chris`s signiture match the D in the teacher signiture? what are the chances?
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Female 447
I wonder if it was sex-ed. Than it would be more like they were studying. Exhibitionism is wonderful.
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Male 670
what makes them think they aren`t gonna get caught?
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Male 1,404
I think the teacher was more pissed that he went to class instead of the office. The BJ was secondary.
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Female 472
I kind of agree with IkeRay...but instead of expulsion...what that kid needs is an ass kicking. Screw letting him get out of school..oh no he has to go to a different school...what will that achieve? Nothing.

Kids would be less apt to do this sort of crap if they got the living daylights knocked out of them once in awhile.
My parents whooped my brothers and I if we did something wrong, and we turned out just fine.

There is a time and a place for everything, and school is not the place for it. I do however, recommend waiting until you get home and before the parents get home, to do whatever horny hormonal teenagers do.
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Male 3,431
Like a Bawss!
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Female 295
the all hell if I can read that > 3 >
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Male 2,703
"Also, someone call the phone number =D "

whoever originally posted this is an idiot. anyone with any internet knowledge, really ANY, can locate this family in less than 5 minutes (like I have and plenty of digg people apparently have and I`m sure 4chan losers have). I`m surprised fancy didn`t at least block the name and number out seeing as "he" took the time to watermark it...("he" = whoever does that, not directly blaming fancy)


holy hell, I just looked at the date, this was 10/31/01.....2001, unless its a typo which I doubt

EDIT:

"except it clearly states `in-school suspension`"

yeah, I saw that after I posted, but I`m not going to waste my time deleting it...my main point still stands, they should be expelled not D-hall (thus missed learning time)
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Male 334
"anyways, THIS is why our society is drated up, instead of expulsion he gets a slap on the wrist. what will happen next time? a 5-day suspension. it drats up the parents even more because now mommy/daddy has to miss 3 days of work because both these idiots are suspended together and live within a 5-10 mile radius, and the student is 16 so most likely has ability to drive..."

except it clearly states "in-school suspension"
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Male 2,703
"but it doesn`t say anything about a female student being the one giving head."

except it clearly states "while the female student wason her knees in front of him" also, his violation was "receiving head" so he was getting head from a chick.

anyways, THIS is why our society is drated up, instead of expulsion he gets a slap on the wrist. what will happen next time? a 5-day suspension. it drats up the parents even more because now mommy/daddy has to miss 3 days of work because both these idiots are suspended together and live within a 5-10 mile radius, and the student is 16 so most likely has ability to drive...
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Male 17,512
The location is "practice field"

So this was taking place outdoors.
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Male 487
"Thanks for the translation. Um... I really hate to be the one who points this out for everyone, but it doesn`t say anything about a female student being the one giving head. Just pointing out that OMG momment..."

women regularly kneel in front of men with no pants on for reasons other than a BJ... c`mon there`s enough info there to make it pretty clear what happened.

Also, someone call the phone number =D
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Male 79
Thanks for the translation. Um... I really hate to be the one who points this out for everyone, but it doesn`t say anything about a female student being the one giving head. Just pointing out that OMG momment...
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Female 4,447
=O
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Male 649
@Ilikeapples
It say in school suspension which means he will be in school for those three days. Its alot like detention for 8 hrs a day for three days and it freaking sucks.......No pun intended lol
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Male 503
3 days off of school AND a happy ending! why the hell didnt i go to that school hahaha
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Female 2,352
It is a HS somewhere in some building some dude is getting a BJ.
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Male 904
Time of incident was 8:30 am! Great motivation to get out of bed in the morning. Also, the faculty member who reported this is a hater.
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Female 318
Leesah, what about the guy? I`d say their both sluts.
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Male 299
That would be third base....
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Male 807
not bad, finding different ways to get to 2nd base
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Female 1,566
"She`s not a slut unless she`s done that to every guy in the school."

Yeah, you`re totally right, obviously she just cared VERY deeply for that guy and just couldn`t contain her love and NEEDED to suck him off right then and there. Totally.
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Male 50
think about it lobotomy i have a different name than my mom how can that be if you have to be married to have kids....?
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Female 9,402
"Why does the parent have a different last name?"

They legally don`t have to have the same name.
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Male 495
Why does the parent have a different last name?
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Male 81
actually it says on her knees in front of him not sitting
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Female 1,324
I hate the double standards to the male=player female=slut thing. Any guy that thinks that if you say that to any self respecting girl you`re going to get your butt kicked >> and you can get out of school suspension for bringing multi-vitamins to school, this is ridiculous! ><

Translation: Observed this student receiving oral sex from another student. I asked both students to report to the office. He walked to class instead of the office. He sat at his chair with his pants around his thighs with the famel student sitting in front of him.
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Female 491
She`s not a slut unless she`s done that to every guy in the school. And men, you are just "Players" in your world. In a girl`s world, you`re Man-Whores, regardless of whether or not you get paid for the deed.
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Male 6
"and what STD`S can you contract from receiving fellatio? assuming she doesn`t scrape her teeth all over the junk?"

Herpes is the main one, though HIV is possible in a tiny percent of cases.
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Male 496
@LostinKorea

Oh good grief, if she`s the slut then what does that make him? Oh, you silly, silly little girls!

A playa yoo :P Well, as I saw somewhere:

A Key that opens many locks is a master key, but a lock that is opened by many keys is a pooty lock
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Female 509
That`s it!? In school suspension? He got away with it.
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Male 79
Okay, I can`t really understand that chicken-scratch of a suspension letter. All I can see is the word oral. Can anyone translate sloppy into writing please?
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Male 1,360
"lol he should use those three days to get tested, only a super slut would suck a guy off in class."

and what STD`S can you contract from receiving fellatio? assuming she doesn`t scrape her teeth all over the junk?
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Male 106
Happened on 10/3, but not suspended until 10/8-9-10?
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Female 3,727
leesah
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
842 Posts Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:32:07 PM
lol he should use those three days to get tested, only a super slut would suck a guy off in class.

One girl did that at my old high school and she got the only vending machine room with candy in them closed down. She`s still the most hated person in the world and its been three years.
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Oh good grief, if she`s the slut then what does that make him? Oh, you silly, silly little girls!
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Female 1,566
Oh, sorry, I guess I explained that a little badly.

She gave him the bj in the vending machine room and it was the second time she`d done it there, so they locked it. They never replaced the candy in any of the other machines, either, so we`re all pretty bitter over it.
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Male 4,680
"One girl did that at my old high school and she got the only vending machine room with candy in them closed down. She`s still the most hated person in the world and its been three years."
So a girl gives a dude a quickie in class and they close down the vending machine as punishment?

Unless they wanted everyone else to be mad at her I can`t see the logic in this...
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Male 59
it says in school suspension.
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Female 17
I got ISS for having pink hair. This is a much cooler reason. And Coreydoras87 I agree, suspension is more like a vacation unless it`s in-school suspension then it blows :)
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Male 105
Don`t they have after school detention anymore?
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Male 2,690
Badass! But seriously...you could do that kinda stuff without getting caught lol
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Male 25,416
best reason to be suspended!
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Female 1,566
lol he should use those three days to get tested, only a super slut would suck a guy off in class.

One girl did that at my old high school and she got the only vending machine room with candy in them closed down. She`s still the most hated person in the world and its been three years.
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Male 642
I still don`t get it... students who drat arount ( literally in this case) in school don`t want to learn things.. isn`t a suspension from school then something like a promotion? here in germany we don`t suspend people for doing crap at school.. we make them stay longer.
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Female 166
Go, dude, go.
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Male 1,153
drat you SPrinkZ! drat you!
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Male 12,138
You go playa. You know what the best part of a bj is? Five minutes of peace and quiet.
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Male 197
This kid is most definitely one of my heroes. 3 day in-school suspension is lame though.
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Male 522
Link364, you know rape isn`t cool anymore. It`s illegal now
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Male 833
3 days of not having to hide his girlfriend while getting a bj
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Male 2,148
This kid is my hero.
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Female 1,306
3 days?! My school would make it like, three weeks.
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Male 2,290
drat I lost THE game.
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Male 2,688
Frame it? I`d have made copies and handed them out to my friends.
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Male 7,585
rick_s, my father would have framed it for me.
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Male 440
damn, he took my idea, i was gonna do that, well... on to plan B
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Male 138
Ummm, not to live up to the obvious middle-aged oblivious stereotype, but who is Chris Dixon, and why should I care that he got a blowie?
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Female 3,727
So he gets a BJ AND 3 days off...damn!
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Female 1,401
ewww
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Male 3,314
Why is that crumpled up. It should be framed!
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Male 2,688
Chris Dixon wins the game!
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Male 583
go chris wooo, hey wait didnt the chick get suspended thats blatant sexism
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Male 121
drat, I got three days for smacking a dumb hoe across the face with my backpack when I could have gotten away with so much more.
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Female 66
haha , kids uh pimp.
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Male 3,425
In class!? Jesus christ...
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Male 19,861
Link: Chris Dixon Gets A 3-Day Suspension [Pic] [Rate Link] - And it was worth it...
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