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Cheeseburger Boy Fights All Comers


Cheeseburger Boy gets drunk on St. Patty”s Day and decides to fight everyone at Whataburger for… a cheeseburger?

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Category: Funny
Date: 03/30/10 04:00 PM

62 Responses to Cheeseburger Boy Fights All Comers

  1. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Link: Cheeseburger Boy Fights All Comers - Cheeseburger Boy gets drunk on St. Patty`s Day and decides to fight everyone at Whataburger for... a cheeseburger?
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    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    what a D-bag
  3. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    That`s one of the best fights I`ve seen in a long time LOL!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I`m guessing the burger he got didn`t have cheese on it.

    as the Wisconsin cheese commercial says "The Power Of Cheese !"
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    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    holy poo that was great lol :D
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    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    That made my night :)
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    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    despite everything... the dude handled that dumb drunk very well... didn`t punch or hit him, just held him to the ground and made sure he didn`t hurt himself or anyone else.. and that was freaking hilarious when he lost his pants!
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    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    He`s going commando? That`s gross.

    And that fight was off the chain.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    that sh*t had me dying. "i will beat you all over those fries boy!" and "...f*ck you and your cheeseburger!" made me laugh so hard. then, when they were rolling around and stuff i was in tears.
  10. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Lmao. This video would have been awkward if it wasn`t for the hilarious skinny dude talking about his cheeseburger.
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    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    hahahahahahaha I love how the first thing he tries to do is pants him.
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    hahaha the guy at the table looks like Dane Cook
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    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    The guy with the beard should get a medal. What an amazing way to handle the situation.
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    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Also: I have high hopes for a web redemption of this one. Do it up, mr. Tosh.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    I was primed to call B.S. on this, but then I remembered this one guy I knew, kind of bigger, who would get belligerent, black out drunk.

    I have to say, however, that the big guy`s heart wasn`t into fighting, so I don`t know. Nobody threw a punch? Angry drunks throw punches. I have to say, 250lb. drunk ass comes at me, I don`t tackle.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    "Also: I have high hopes for a web redemption of this one. Do it up, mr. Tosh."

    You know, I`ve caught Tosh.0 a couple times, and its actually funny as hell. Its like coming here, but a much better comedy writer than jokers like us writes about them, good stuff.

    He interviewed that girl who was playing Wii fit and gyrating her sweet ass, just to see whats up with her now. I`m going to start TIVOing it.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Anyone see how the manager just kind of went back to work and ignored the whole thing?
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    great, after seeing this i want a cheeseburger now... =)
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    you cannot haz cheezburgerz
  20. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    `COME GET SOME!`
    `I have some.`

    Greatest thing I`ve seen this week.
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    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    gotta love America...
  22. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    YES!
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Thats why you dont fcuk with wrestlers. Big as you want, they got the technique. Why they are some of the best MMA fighters
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    I can`t tell what I found more pathetic, the fat man`s piss-poor ability to back up his ego, or the fact that the people who created the video waste hundreds of gallons of metal polish per year on cleaning their teeth.
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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    Hey it`s working!!!







    Ahaha made you look!
  26. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    March 30, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    goaliejerry, fatty threw a few punches while they were rolling around.
  27. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    I`m glad he ended up looking like a fool in the end. Jackass.
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    I love me some Paul Wall he is so sexy :P
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    Wow. That was nice. There are few greater pleasures in life to me than seeing obnoxious asshats getting beat down, whether that be in a public forum of skilled oratory debate or on the floor of Whataburger by being pantsed.

    Bring it.
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    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    MY CHEESEBURGER TASTES GOOD! I HAZ A CHEESEBURGER AND IT TASTES GOOD! haha take that byotchh! xD
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    March 30, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    Pants on the Ground Pants on the Ground, lookin` like a fool with your pants on the ground!
  32. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    iz haz a cheezeburgur hahaha
  33. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    ****ing fratboy got his ass served to him on a platter by a guy half his size. Being drunk is no excuse for being a dick, even on St Paddy`s day.

    "Are you done fighting? Are you done fighting? Are you done fighting? Are you done fighting?"
    :D
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    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    "number 44!!"
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    derpah derp
  36. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    Cheezburger guy is just lucky he got taken down by such a nice guy an didn`t get beaten like a rented mule.
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    TheBLB Male 18-29
    237 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    Clearly a fake viral made by some gayass no-name rappers. Grow up, idiots.
  38. Profile photo of TheBLB
    TheBLB Male 18-29
    237 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    *the idiots being THEM, and not you lovely folks!
  39. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    that guy was probably drunk as hell.

    on a side note... what was with the wanna-be at the beginning and end of the video? lol
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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:07 am
    lol, he thought he kne wjudo ^^(not the fat guy)
  41. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:24 am
    That was soooo the biz!! I never thought a fat man`s ass would make me laugh so hard. I was worried at first that the guy was gonna get beat by the tubby drunk foolio.

    I love it.
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    stendec Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 2:38 am
    Their all fat, f***ing fat!!! Texas some Fatland country!!
  43. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:10 am
    I knew that guy was a pussy.
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 5:47 am
    The challenged man in the beginning and end was an unnecessary addition to the video.
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    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:28 am
    funniest part is the employees at that place were ignoring the fight and still filling out their orders. Like they see that stuff all the timne.
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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 6:31 am
    The good thing about mouthy drunk guys is, that if you`re sober yourself, you can usually take them down pretty easily. And in this case, in slow motion.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 7:21 am
    F**K YOU AND YOUR CHEESEBURGER!!!
    I think it`s funny that he decides to change his view halfway through.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Half of this video was unnecessary, the intro was crap, the outro was crap, the thin guy in the fight needn`t have been there...
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:51 am
    I guess a couple of guys watched the epic beard man video and figured they could stage a better one. Slow motion fight, pinned guy never tried to kick, pinned guy never went for the nut shot even when they were in his face, etc. Fail!
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    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:43 am
    "I will beat you all over those french fries". Haha
  51. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 11:43 am
    watching the skinny guy kick the drunk frat boy`s ass was the most satisfying thing that will happen to me for a long time.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    thats crazy , hope its not pre planned!
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    DON`T FIGHT HIM MAN, HE`S WEARING A TAPOUT SHIRT!!!!
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    Lellin Female 13-17
    54 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    I love the guy that says `I have a cheeseburger. It tastes good!` :)
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    SouthpawSlew Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    I love the guy at 1:05 who looks at the camera and points. "your getting this crap, right?"
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    eclsage Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    I would pay for live entertainment like that. its like hick dinner theater.
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    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    I... I very unfortunately have to agree with him... Only in Texas...
  58. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER AND IT IS GOOD. Ha dumb fatty
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    Mckinnon85 Male 18-29
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    March 31, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    ROFL
  60. Profile photo of lapajara
    lapajara Female 18-29
    117 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    I`m from the hometown of whataburger! And yeah drunk people are regulars there at night...like dad
  61. Profile photo of 83nu
    83nu Male 40-49
    89 posts
    April 1, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    So you hip hop monkeys have nothing better to do than try to embarrass a drunk white man when he`s not getting his fries? You`d be mad if your Kools, grape soda, fried chicken etc wasn`t ready so STFU spooks.
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    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    April 3, 2010 at 3:27 am
    shoulda whooped fatties ass

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