Check Yo Pants In Mobile, Alabama [Pic Chart]

Submitted by: sad182 7 years ago in Funny

Hey Saggy Pants, there"s a new trouser patrol in town...
There are 94 comments:
Male 304
I never understood why you would want your pants to sag. Seems like you eventually fall down.
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Male 115
larry-platt-o-meter
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Female 236
Simin23: I hope so
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Female 1,077
i think this shows what percent of a fool you look like with regards to how much your pants are on the ground.
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Male 506
As stupid as I think this fashion trend is, is it really worth prosecuting as a crime?

Really? Seeing someone`s cloth covered buttom is indecent, but another layer of clothing makes it acceptable? What if you wear tighty-whitey`s under your boxers? Does that meet the 2 layer rule?
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Female 1,427
I have to ask: does this rule apply to women with thongs above their pants too?

Or just guys?
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Male 894
saggy pants *tisk tisk tisk* its a sign you want a sugar daddy in prison
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Male 418
in other words.... you nasty little thugs, go get an education and learn how to act and dress like a normal human being, not a dirty little street rat.
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Male 2,344
@Sgodtfred

funny you should mention stupid laws...

Belgium A driver who needs to turn through oncoming traffic has the right of way unless he slows down or stops.
Denmark Before starting your car you are required to check lights, brakes, steering and honk your horn. You also need to make a visual check to make sure there are no children underneath the car.
If your vehicle stalls and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle. This equipment is only mandatory when the car stalls, not at any other times, however.
No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle.

Luxembourg You must sound your horn each time you overtake any vehicle, including a bicycle(abolished 2000)
You must have window wipers but you are not required to have a windshield.

United Kingdom London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is legal for a m
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Male 2,344
yea the first time someone fights this in court a litle thing called freedom of expression will easily over turn this BS.

I agree that showing the butt may get you in trouble but not sagging pants and exposing underwear...I HATE when cities think they can pass any ordience they want even if it violates your rights...and they all do it all the time in every city. I was not aware taht city counsel members weilded the almighty power of "whatever the drat we want to pass"...but they do
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Male 9,305
Oh no, butt crack! Indecency! I can see skin! HER FOREARM IS SHOWING! D:
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Female 4,039
Keep the gubbamint out our closets!
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Male 3,631
Kalimata, you just taught me a new word (actually two, if you count Prostitots!) Yes, I came out of my cave to write this.
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Male 74
They all go swimming in those old metal dive suits in Mobile, Alabama.
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Male 46
That is just one of the many deeply sick laws you have in the USA. But at least you can take comfort that North Korea is much worse about dress code.
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Male 936
why you looking? you gay?
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Male 440
This is why they wear those shirts that go down to their knees.
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Male 715
"I gotta` big butt and a narrow waist, waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7. It is only natural for you to see my boxers if my shirt lifts a little. I ain`t wearing a belt on your accord."

that`s why they make different styles of pants, like regular or relaxed fit for example. You don`t need to buy or wear a belt, just buy pants that fit.
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Male 42
I gotta` big butt and a narrow waist, waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7. It is only natural for you to see my boxers if my shirt lifts a little. I ain`t wearing a belt on your accord.
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Male 75
Can anyone tell me the difference is between seeing someone`s boxers or seeing someone in speedo`s?
I think the second is worse, so why is it legal?
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Male 22
I support the right of people to dress like idiots if they so choose. If there isn`t even any skin showing then how the drat is this illegal?!? So biker shorts and camel toes are fine, but god forbid you see someone`s boxers. It boggles my mind that so many of you seem to be OK with this.
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Male 661
In Victorian times, a woman showing ankles was indecent. In the 30`s, anything more than knees was pretty risque. 10 years ago, you had tweens, now we have prostitots. Changing and evolving dress and deportment is nothing new.
What is new is the government stepping in to regulate many aspects of private life. Showing ass crack has been the realm, nay, the god given right of plumbers everywhere, and now it`s a crime?
I make a small jest, but do you living south of the 44th parallel not find this frightening? Seriously, is this not scary. The government is telling you what not to wear, and we`re not talking about White Power or swastika T-shirts here, but a belt line.
Leftist whining? I don`t think so, but ask yourself, whats next? This isn`t socialist dogma, the slippery slope is a real danger.
Answer this, do you believe that the supreme court would uphold a constitutional challenge based on this law?
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Male 1,882
The punishment should be a week in the slammer so that the inmates can "educate" them on what that wearing the pants low crap really stands for. Guarantee they won`t be doing it after that.
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Male 5
you know when the government has to start helping people to dress because they are too stupid,you know your in trouble.like how a farmer has to watch the turkies when it rains cause they will look up and then drown! get a brain folks!!
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Male 3,631
`Just a way to go after black people` - like that`s what city councilmen sit around all day and night thinking up new ways to do..

C`mon man, `gimme a break. You wouldn`t even be saying that if they weren`t the core racial/ethnic group responsible - you admit its virtual ubiquitousness among them!

I say THEY`RE the racists for stereotyping themselves.
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Male 38
you know this is really just an excuse for them to go after black people
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Male 6
"What has America come to if now we need to impose laws to force people to dress somewhat classy?"

OR, what have Americans come to when they dress like schmucks. wear a damn belt... CORRECTLY.. kids at my school, wear belts yet still look like that.. im like really? whats the point.
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Female 1,380
What has America come to if now we need to impose laws to force people to dress somewhat classy?
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Female 3,828
Well you DO look like a jackass when you wear your pants that low, but america is supposed to be a free country, isnt it? the top of an ass crack is not indecent exposure. and the second one, the ass is fully covered anyway!!
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Male 675
That`s one of the stupidest things I`ve ever seen. Most of the people that do this wear gym shorts under their pants, so its not really indecent exposure, just over dressing. Sure sagging pants has gone to ridiculously stupid extremes, but there`s no reason the law should get involved. I`m coming to the conclusion that the people in Mobile are simply the most hateful people in America. All the civil rights problems in the 60`s and now this tom foolery.
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Female 44
YES! I agree with this. What is so bad about a belt?
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Male 256
Haha skullgrin what makes you so sure thats true?
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Female 864
172 dollars seems like an odd amount for a fine ,wonder how they came up with that ?
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Male 936
such foolishness. prison is not where the pants sagging derived from. It came from poor neighborhoods where kids had to wear hand me down clothes that did not fit. The prison thing is completely unrelated and is only spread as the reason behind the fad to try and trick those who do sag thier pants into not doing it anymore
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Male 226
"Boy, I love the smell of a police state in the morning."

You know what I love more than that?

Some enforced public decency.

Do you know where this damnable fad got started?

Prison. It was how the inmates would advertise that they were open to backdoor stuff.

Go ahead, tell that to a pants-sagging thug sometime. Watch him jack his britches up around his armpits in a hurry, it`s hysterical.
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Male 3,631
Perfect candidates for the pants & push. Next black guy I see I swear to god.
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Female 509
I agree. I`m tired of the sagging -- especially if you`re over 20!!
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Male 806
pants on the ground pants on the ground
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Male 795
Boy, I love the smell of a police state in the morning.
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Male 936
why you looking? you gay?
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Male 20
@ Luniz82: lets see what or who came out of Alabama. There is Hank Sr. and Jr., Hank Aaron, Satchel Paige, MLK Jr. What all else do you want?

And for everyone screaming RACIST the mayor is black so how does that make you feel. And they get around the sagging thing by wearing shorts under their jeans so there in no underwear showing.
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Male 55
MAKE IT LAW EVERYWHERE
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Male 102
It`s about damn time. I can`t stand when ANYONE wears their pants like that! I have no desire to see your underwear, and neither does anyone else. Glad to see my hometown is finally cracking down on this "trend"(pun intended).
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Male 3,255
HAHAHA

F*ck children.
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Female 336
I`m just surprised guys have dressed this way for so many years without figuring out how stupid it looks!
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Female 721
And this is racist how? the focus is meant to be on the boxers. Big deal.

I wish they`d do this here, too. It`s not cool, it`s a hazard. You can`t run, walk fast, or even walk normally. Plus I don`t appreciate them holding up their pant by grabbing their crotch or stopping to adjust their pants WHILE WEARING A BELT.
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Male 881
@barberthe, I don`t like posts like yours. I say we pass a law that makes forum posts like yours a misdemeanor. Or maybe we can put you in jail for your haircut. Do you seriously not get it?

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Male 337
It`s not racist because I`ve seen many different people that sag their pants...not just black people

Anyone who sags their pants looks retarded anyway
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Male 143
Hmm I must say this..
PANTS ON THE GROUND!
PANTS ON THE GROUND!
LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.
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Male 102
It`s about damn time. I can`t stand when ANYONE wears their pants like that! I have no desire to see your underwear, and neither does anyone else. Glad to see my hometown is finally cracking down on this "trend"(pun intended).
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Female 465
It`s only as racist as eating watermelon.
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Male 2,372
OMG! This is soooo racist! >-(
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Female 1,048
There`s levels of butt-crackedness - plumbers are funny, brown-eye is not. Instead of fining these dudes, make them wear old man trousers that come up to their armpits - preferably in orange plaid!
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Female 1,283
[quote]this is retarded. i dislike the look. but ppl should be allowed to dress how they like.[/quote]
Kick them in the shins and run like the dickens. They`re bound to trip lol.
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Male 3,755
Plumbers better be careful.
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Male 772
"If you can`t see butt-crack, how is it indecent?"

It said `Indecent Exposure: Buttocks Exposed`. How is that not clear? o.O
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Male 1,089
this is retarded. i dislike the look. but ppl should be allowed to dress how they like. and the irony of the heres a picture of a buttcrack, if we see your`s ur paying a fine, is incredible.
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Female 1,380
@ mykunter it`s not indecent exposure until it exposes the butt crack....it`s disorderly conduct
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Male 881
Hey, lets all make laws banning things we don`t like, that way we can enjoy our freedoms.
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Male 695
This was in my English text book.
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Male 5,189
Thats close to my place...But i dont do that.
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Female 491
@Nlupu Why yes. Yes it is.
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Male 2,436
While I can`t stand to see this, I don`t think it should be illegal.
If you can`t see butt-crack, how is it indecent?
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Male 168
wonderful so now the government thinks it can tell you how to wear your pants
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Male 3,431
Lotta Plumbers are gonna be upset about this one, but I agree that it`s not cool to wear your bloomers out in public, I don`t want to see another dudes bidness.
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Male 229
is it just me, or is the world going crazy?! Really?! C`mon! Does it really bother you THAT much that you have to make a law about it?! Who the hell cares?
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Female 2,352
Great idea. I know someone who would be getting a warning. .
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Male 2,148
Is that first one not allowed?
It says warning, but can you get fined for that?
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha! what if your belt broke?
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Male 310
Mobile is a dump. I second the laws on spandex!
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Male 275
I know that sagging is one of the most douchebaggy (c wut I did thar?) things you can do, but making it illegal is a little much.
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Male 1,073
Personally, I woldn`t mind seeing some Spandex laws too...
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Male 518
let them ask for gay sex if they want it
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Female 673
Isn`t Mobile, AL also where the leprechaun news video meme took place? O.o
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Male 64
That`s insane!
All me and my mates would be done for so called `Indecent exposure!`
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Male 10,440
I`m on the fence on this one.
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Male 3,915
lol...at least the picture isn`t a white guy...because everyone would be like...what?
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Male 535
@Luniz82 - Relatively inexpensive, trailer based housing for millions of individuals who can`t afford anything more, people forced out of their homes (FEMA trailers in Katrina, `nature` damage, etc).

That`s right - they are really Mobile, AL homes, not Mobile as in "can be moved" - though - they can be...

source: http://www.snopes.com/lost/mobile.asp
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Male 1,442
Isn`t the saggy pants a good thing? They can`t move around as well, so easyer to catch when they trip over and less likly to cause trouble...
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Male 1,931
Because fashion police are necessary. drating up tight pricks. I don`t like the style either, but it`s none of your drating business.
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Male 10,338
5405841:

Blacks are the most usual perps for this offense. Not racist, appropriate.

Also, don`t use your phone number as your handle.
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Male 10,338
This rules!

Put your freaking pants on idiot!
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Male 1,646
Haha I`ve been to mobile a bunch of times, it may be a law, but it definitely isn`t enforced.
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Female 224
why are the guys all black? lol!
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Male 424
Why the heck is underwear indecent exposure?? Is this religous or something....?
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Male 2,056
@5405841, blue=black . . . ?
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Male 762
Priorities.
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Male 2,893
That`s a good idea.
MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEIR PANTS!!!
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Male 587
LOL drat Mobile that place is a poo hole.. Name one good thing that ever came out of that pooty state.
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Male 315
What about if your pants are on the ground?
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Male 1,129
I like this. but at the same time i find this stupid that our politicians have enough time to make stupid laws like this
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Male 868
Racist.
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Female 527
so they use a black man in the chart? lol
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Female 380
Link: Check Yo Pants In Mobile, Alabama [Pic Chart] [Rate Link] - Hey Saggy Pants, there`s a new trouser patrol in town...
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