Chad The Vegetarian Has No Friends [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Because as everyone knows, you don"t win friends with salad...
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Male 2,510
IM OLD GREG!
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Male 25,416
Creepy!
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Male 2,688
the Mighty Boooooooooooooosh.....

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Male 9
Chad could be a gardener`s best friend.
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Female 26
yum
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Female 3,828
LOL thats so awesome!!

good simpsons quote, too.
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Male 2,850
@CapnAwesome

I`m not the only one who was reminded of Old Greg when I saw this!
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Male 149
`green_batman - There are a lot of 5 year olds on this site that don`t know what a cadaver is. Just say dead body. And no, it doesn`t.`

? Actually it does. Just because you had to google cadaver to find out what it is doesn`t mean people shouldn`t use it.
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Male 503
garlic is to vampires and dressing up as a salad is to not being eaten by a cannibal
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Female 336
Ooooh...check out that six-pack! Niiiiiice. All it needs is some ranch dressing!
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Female 120
Nice bush.
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Male 722
green_batman - There are a lot of 5 year olds on this site that don`t know what a cadaver is. Just say dead body. And no, it doesn`t.
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Male 236
I got a mangina!!!
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Female 735
it reminded me of old greg, too!
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Female 728
If you squint and look at it just right it almost looks like a dissected cadaver. Obviously the colors are wrong, but the veins in the lettuce looks like veins and muscle striations in a body. Or maybe I just have that stuff on the brain because I dissected a fetal pig recently. :D

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Male 126
"this is a good movie"
"yea hes vegetable man"
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Female 9,402
Deadmeat553, you are so being banned for that.
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Female 1,264
Wow, this time PETA went a little too far in some of their advertising...
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Female 3,598
i think the bean sprout pubes top it off very nicely...
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Male 149
1. he has a tomato six pack :P
2. he is the jolly green giant :P
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Male 4,807
That looks so fricken awesome... just missing some bacon bits.
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Male 348
Chan** not Chad
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Male 1,164
CHRIS ROCK`S PROPHESY CAME TRUE!! IT`S THE SALAD TOSSING MAN!!
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Female 570
what a waste of food
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Male 66
I would NOT suggest the house dressing.
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Male 1,351
That`s awesome! Muscles, ribs, digits, pretty impressive. :-D
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Male 25,416
What a vegetable!
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Male 231
If I were on acid those toes would freak me out
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Male 2,056
aww, muffin
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Male 316
Olg Gregg? D:
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Male 129
One carrot near the "Area" fell off?
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Male 257
Good thing you didn`t put a comma after "meat", would`ve sounded totally wrong, lol.
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Male 10,440
Now lets see meat man!
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Male 807
hahahah that is amazing. chad you finally became awesome
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Male 716
You lettuce down again, Chad!
*giggles at own ridiculous pun*
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Male 15,510
Some people turns Vegetarian not because "They love animals", just because they hate plants
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Male 217
How i`d love that to go swimming in french dressing

om nom nom
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Female 864
That would be a kick ass Halloween costume .
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Male 39
maybe women would like him more if he shaved his pubes
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Male 239
Wouldn`t that be cannabalism?
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Male 19,861
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