Breaking News: Some Crap Is Happening Somewhere

Submitted by: Angelmassb 6 years ago Funny

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
The depressing thing is, this is almost a direct duplicate of my town"s local news every night...
There are 27 comments:
Female 90
good thing its your own dam fault for "actually working" at the office, oh wait you weren`t. silly you.
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Female 3,828
The news here is actually decent. we have this one traffic girl that looks kind of plastic with bleached blonde hair though. its weird.
I used to live in saskatchewan.most boring f*cking place ever. the news there is defenently all bullsh*t. mostly making the weather sound all dramatic.
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Male 1,834
cool
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Female 3
"Notify local police of any and all animal sightings."

Hello, officer? I just saw a cat walking down the street. OH GOD THERE`S ANOTHER ONE!

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Male 715
Good thing this was tagged with NSFW for language, or I might have watched it in the office. Oh wait it isn`t tagged. silly me.
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Female 122
See what I did there? I made a joke about Glen Beck.
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Female 122
I like how the new`s anchor`s name is Glen. It reminds me of another Glen on then news that talks about bull sh*t all the time.
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Male 893
"I`m just some f*cking guy" XD
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Male 3,431
Censorship is Retarded if you`re gonna show some drating poo like this.
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Male 92
I would almost always be on the side of the revolution and I love to curse as much as the next man, but I find what I like most about this site is how quaint and good mannered the chat room is. I love you guys and I don`t want us to descend into EbaumsWorld chat chaos. I go there for 30 seconds and I lose all faith in humanity.
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Female 3,598
intrigid why did you censor what you typed yourself? dr*t and p*o? DrAt and PoO? or poo and drat?
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Male 730
DrKitty you fail at logic...
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Male 2,796
I Knew It!! I woke up and said to myself... "self--Today is gonna be some bullpoo!" And it turns out it`s true.
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Male 914
"They said drat and poo and you edit us from saying it -- why? They are just words."

Agreed. IAB is a liberal enough site with enough NSFW content that we should be allowed to say dr*t and p*o.

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Male 154
Hell, just make the filter optional if possible, like members can choose to disable it on their profiles
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Male 3,915
censor revolt FTW!!
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Female 531
"They said drat and poo and you edit us from saying it -- why? They are just words."
"Valid point, it`s an old filter that`s been in use since pre-fancylad IAB."

Let us revolt! From now on I refused to not drating cuss in every one of my god damn sentences until this pooty drating filter is lifted. God drating dammit.

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Male 9,306
"They said drat and poo and you edit us from saying it -- why? They are just words."

Valid point, it`s an old filter that`s been in use since pre-fancylad IAB.

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Male 504
They said drat and poo and you edit us from saying it -- why? They are just words.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 254
"I`m just some ***king guy."

LAUGH!!

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Female 9,402
I saw this a few days ago.
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Male 749
One of the best onion videos. :D
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Male 9,306
Yeah. It`s my country. I hate it so.
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Male 970
dejavu?
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Male 15,510
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Male 15,510
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