Barbie: Over 120 Careers And What? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

We"ve heard they want to make Barbie a little more realistic and modern, but this is just wrong.
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Female 127
what.
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Male 47
hawt missPWNAGE hawt
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Male 12,365
The voting finished a while back. Various sites pushed computer engineer for a laugh. It won. Cue completely fictional spin from the company about all the votes being from women working in IT. It was probably mostly 4chan users.
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Female 635
120 careers=getting fired alot
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Female 833
Kelly is quite obviously NOT barbie`s sister. she`s Barbie`s illegitimate daughter, and to save the family from shame she`s being raised by Barbie`s parents. only Barbie knows exactly which GI Joe knocked her up. of course it wasn`t Ken, he`s obviously gay.
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Female 298
Has anyone else seen the commercial about the new baby-sitting barbie? The little girl in the commercial is like, "WOW I can be a Baby-sitter!!!"

We`re really giving our young girls high goals these days...
Oh and that little toliet that comes with it is just disgusting, its got poo and p!ss in it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBfXetHyA...

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Female 9,572
I hated Barbie as a kid.
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Male 2,893
Well....... At least it`s better than a pregnant Barbie.
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Female 1,048
120 jobs - suprised she had time to have a boyfriend! No wonder he ran away with GI Joe!
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Female 111
no
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Female 108
ok, will definitely vote for a c**ting barbie
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Male 1,834
funny
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Female 3,696
stupid Barbie still can`t hold down a job >=(
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Female 5,222
oh ok..
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Male 290
mean person
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Male 285
Looks like her next career better be Proofreader.
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Male 10,440
how appropriate.
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Male 2,748
haha, that is hilarious!! lololol
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Female 198
lol @ my last comment c*nting = mean personing? :S wtf IAB lol
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Female 198
Barbie mean personing? im shocked lol. although in my books bratz are much worse than barbie ...
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Female 1,264
Oh, a small letter can change everything.
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Female 301
o dear
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Female 317
you know, 2/3 of iab is basically failblog only late.
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Male 329
Obviously Mattel doesn`t know the difference between a job and a career...Barbie may have had a lot of different jobs in her life, but she`s always been mean personing for a living.
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Male 678
But I got it right when I typed it on the green one.......
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Female 1,077
i bet they had to do a whole lot of c*nting to figure that out! that`s more c*nting than i do all day!
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Female 2,352
Lol. I can c*nt to 150!
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Female 1,148
-c*nts on fingers- one two three four...
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Male 1,351
"What will Barbie be next" in the background...well this sign pretty much answers that question.
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Female 3,828
lol c*nting.
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Male 229
typo? Or did he chance it to see if he could get away with it. Either way, good one XD
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Male 25,416
lolz!
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Male 121
waht the hell is cu*ting in the first place?
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Female 1,283
[quote]How exactly does one "c*nt?"[/quote]

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*sobs in a corner*

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Male 2,229
Hmm...I wonder if c*nting is anything like bitching, plus looks, and minus cuckolding.

Wait she be doing that last bit to Ken for awhile me thinks.

Damn, I over analyzing a freakin` doll from the bloody forties, geez.

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Female 837
Opie, you ask that question now, but if you really start thinking about it, I think it`s best left unanswered. o_o
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Male 1,043
We knew that, admit it:D
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Female 444
Well that could be a career, just ask the working girls. Barbie looks so slutty anyway...
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Male 7,830
is she now? hmmmmm.....
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Female 1,682
Haha, thats hilarious xD
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Female 15,763
How exactly does one "c*nt?"
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Female 295
lol
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Female 96
Reposts suck. This was shown not even a week ago.
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Male 795
Oooooh. That QA person is losing their job...
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Female 179
i lol`d
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Male 15,510
I hope its shopped because is both insane and awkwardly correct
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Male 5,314
haha, they said c*nt.
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Female 3,574
How do you think she got all 120 careers?
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Male 10,855
Just one letter can make a HUGE difference.
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Male 20,901
Link: Barbie: Over 120 Careers And What? [Pic] [Rate Link] - We`ve heard they want to make Barbie a little more realistic and modern, but this is just wrong.
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