Atheist Group Holds Bible-For-Porn Swap

Submitted by: madest 7 years ago in

Atheist Group Calls Exchange "Smut for Smut." That"s right, they"re giving away free porn for you to give up your Bible.
There are 130 comments:
Male 304
What kind of porn can a Bible get you anyway?
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Female 56
haha, look at all you ridiculous people and your crazy defense of your beliefs.
you never hear of Wiccans getting into these kinds of religious battles. =p
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Male 41
Lol Christians fail so hardcore!
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Male 3,631
Seen it MetalDragon, but point taken.
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Male 190
dammit need to a find a bible
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Male 260
FTW lol
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Male 4,680
"Honestly, stop thinking you`re better then everyone and laughing at other people`s belief."
Agreed. Dicks like the people in the main video make me ashamed to be an atheist.
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Male 16
To everyone here saying "blah blah blah, I`m an atheist, this is lol, blah blah blah." Here you go,

Watch this, yes, he is talking about YOU!

Honestly, stop thinking you`re better then everyone and laughing at other people`s belief.

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Male 296
"are incredibly historically important."

exept most historic facts are made up.

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Male 1
mal_BB: you should get one. I`m an atheist, and I own several holy books. They have shaped our culture and are incredibly historically important. Plus, it pisses the religious off to no end when you understand their religion better than most of their fellow worshipers.
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Female 471
SO WIN.
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Male 10,440
5Cats > You test my patience.

I said that Christians would be allowed to trade Bibles for Porn if they wanted to - on campus, since people have freedom of religion.

I also said that they wouldn`t because it wouldn`t get them anywhere. They would be laughed at.

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Male 1,231
Ha ha this is genius! Although as an atheist, I don`t have a bible to trade :(
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Male 1,016
looked like Chad was taking a picture so he can remember where he could get his next few dates from.
Ok I need to collect some bibles and then I would have some frapping material !!!
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Female 298
this just gives crazy religious people more fuel for the fire... way. to. go.
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Male 2,440
This is a great incentive for me to get all the free Gideon Bibles I can get and then trade them in for porn. It would be like religious people giving out porn coupons! :D
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Male 38
This was in San Antonio. It is great to see something GOOD come out of Texas for a change....
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Male 40,756
[quote]Although it would be great if it wasn`t, it certainly would - LazyMe484[/quote]
So it would be great to BAN the Christians from trading Bibles for Porn? Just trying to figure out if you`re arguing or agreeing :P
The sucess rate isn`t the issue, the freedom of speech and equality under rule of law is.
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Female 3,574
CodeJockey,

So two wrongs make a right? Why would it be okay for you to shove your opinion in everyone`s face? You`re so hypocritical.

Also, you need to learn the difference between the "old law" and the "new law" in the Bible. When you understand this simple concept, come back and debate again.

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Male 3,631
Ha ha, thank you Lionhart - for both verses !-)
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Male 1,455
"ha ha ha stupid atheist think there christians"

hurr durr durr hurr hurp!

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Male 833
i just imagine two people from the same church seeing each other there....
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Male 124
huhu...atheist preaching eh...:)
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Male 8,300
> LULandShark
> it says on the sign that the Bible, the Koran, and the Vedas all work

But their offer makes no sense. Playboy *IS* my Bible!

Poolside 3, verses 7-10:
"And she saith to the Pool Boy, `I have pipes of my own that need clearing out`. And he replied unto her `Verily, I am 18 years old, hung like a horse, wear tight shorts and clean pools for rich show wives with nothing to do all day, and ye are not the first to ask me thus. However, I starve, for it is impossible to get any actual, invoiceable work done, no matter how many pools I start to clean, and therefore I have nothing to eat`. And she said unto him `I have something for you to eat right here...`

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Male 1,834
ha ha ha stupid atheist think there christians
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Male 15,832
Woohoo! I just traded my old King James for "Anal First Timers 7!"
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Male 2,422
I`m down the Song of Solomon is just about titties anyway but w/o pictures.
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Female 48
Finwicket:

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Male 371
Think I can get anything for an autographed L. Ron Hubbard SCIENCE FICTION novel
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Female 48
CodeJockey: Quantum fetish mechanics in action.
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Female 48
Dude, it says on the sign that the Bible, the Koran, and the Vedas all work... they`re atheists. They don`t care what god you don`t believe in as long as you don`t believe in him/her.
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Male 154
hahaha i dont have any holy books to trade. maybe ill go steal a bible...
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Male 371
what will this Qur`an get me. Hopefully at least some panty shots
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Male 8,300
> Finwicket
> You can`t jack off to a tale of old dead guys so get some free porn

She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of horses (Ezekiel 23:20)

No no no no, that is just WRONG.

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Male 768
`These leftist idiots don`t have the balls to suggest that Muslims give up their Koran for porn because they`re afraid of the repercussions. However, they know that Christians won`t attack them or take to the streets so they abuse of the Christians` good will. What a bunch of cowards.

you obviously can`t read since one of the signs says "koran" on it...

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Male 1,918
giving out porn doesn`t break any rules?
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Female 465
These leftist idiots don`t have the balls to suggest that Muslims give up their Koran for porn because they`re afraid of the repercussions. However, they know that Christians won`t attack them or take to the streets so they abuse of the Christians` good will. What a bunch of cowards.
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Male 606
THIS IS AWESOME.
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Male 5,626
"You can`t jack off to a tale of old dead guys so get some free porn"

YOU may not be able to, but somewhere, there is a GROUP of people chatting about doing just the very thing.

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Male 5,626
Pui: I`m saying if Yahweh`s Witnesses are going to go door-to-door or people are passing out "have you opened your heart to Josh Christ" pamphlets at the airport... My billboard would just be defending myself and my town against illogic.
Clearly, someone at the school sneezed and received one "bless you" too many...

Darren, the point is what is or isn`t "sinful" is determined by interpretation of religion.
-Your neighbor`s garden has alternating rows of parsley and tomatoes, bible says your job is kill him for planting dissimilar crops side by side.
-You find your neighbors having gay sex, one of whom wears dresses. Bible says "they are to be put to death, their blood will be on their own heads."

After concluding that, having left religion behind, I could no longer identify anything as being moral or amoral. NOTHING was sinful.
I then constructed ethics for myself based in logic. "If not defending innocent life, don`t kill ne

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Male 371
You can`t jack off to a tale of old dead guys so get some free porn
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Male 9,305
Now they`re just being obnoxious.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Lets see how "free" this University is and offer a "bibles for porn" trade. I predict a 0.0% chance of THAT being allowed. [/quote]

Although it would be great if it wasn`t, it certainly would. But its not gonna happen cause 0.0% would be the rate of success.

Anyway, since religion is merely about what people want, I think its safe to say that they would take porn over the bible.

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Male 771
Hey the whole churches are tax free is generalizing, not all churches choose to be tax free matter of fact Jesus promoted paying your taxes and can be quoted saying "Give unto Ceasar what is his" His face on the coin his government he has the right to tax his coin. If your not gonna learn about a religion and decide your belief is right stick to what you know and talk about YOUR belief.
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Male 10,440
Wow. The tides are turning. Slowly. It should be clear now, with all this. Every day something new comes up.

I threw my bible away! :( I can`t get free porn. Oh well... there`s always the internet.

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Male 124
good trade, if you ask me.
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Female 80
But but but, you can just get it free anyways without trading your bible. There`s this magical thing called the internet :D
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Male 1,149
Don`t people have anything better to do with there time?
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Female 512
"do they accept satanic bibles?"

Yep...it`s any Holy book, not just restricted to the Christian Bible...so anything listed here should probably be ok.

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Male 1,399
Volsunga, I wouldn`t be surprised.

They are showing their asses with this; handing ammunition to the religious people.

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

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Female 265
See this is why you don`t throw out all those Mormon bibles that they hand out when they come to the door/attack you at the mall.
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Male 601
I don`t know what these Atheists are thinking. If anything, they`re turning people off to the idea of Atheism as being something sinful, and they won`t convert anyone with this method; they`ll only get the old, extra bible that the person hardly uses. Also, who the hell pays for pron anyways?
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Female 3,574
Lol @ saying all Christmas music is christian. Christmas is basically a secular holiday these days.

If a school does insist on making their establishment a warzone for religious arguments, than so be it. I would prefer to see neither atheist or religious campaigns in a school, but it`s up to each establishment to decide what they will or will not accept (accepting one and not the other is just plain discrimination though).

How is it not hypocritical to complain about religious intrusion and then talk about doing religion intrusion yourself?

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Male 260
song of solomon reference FTW
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Male 5,626
Pui:"If atheists are going to cry..."

Do you really think that if a student (with permission) was on the campus passing out bibles that the school would stop them (or prevent them from holding a rally?)

If you think religion is private and keeps to itself, why don`t you ask an atheist what it is like to be bombarded every year by pro Christian music FOR-A-FREAKING-MONTH-AND-A-HALF STRAIGHT just for going shopping.

There is an anti-atheist/anti-Darwin billboard in the town next to mine. I`ve highly considered renting that board to place an anti-Christian/anti-Islam sign in place of it:
"Christianity: Sanity called, the world is older than 6500 years..."
"Islam: Isn`t it time you admitted that guy was so insane he married and effed a nine-year-old?"

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Male 8,300
"Here`s my Bible for trade-in... sorry some of the pages are stuck together, especially in Song of Solomon..."
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Male 1,547
"Atheist Agenda" is actually an anti-atheist group. This is not real atheists doing this, it is a libel group.
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Male 734
It`s a bad deal. No porno will ever have as much sex as the Bible.
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Female 1,077
do they accept satanic bibles?
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Male 716
Really... come on.
There`s a difference from having your religion and being a basher (whether of religion or of athiesm)

Both sides are wrong.
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Or lack of religion, I forgot to add. My bad.

Anyways... either side being malacious to the other is just wrong.

(and do they accept torahs or quar`ans or vedas or other holy texts? Because if not... that`s even more malicious)

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Female 718
I guess no one would mind if it was `swap your porn for a bible` right?
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Male 716
Really... come on.

There`s a difference from having your religion and being a basher (whether of religion or of athiesm)

Both sides are wrong.

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Female 3,574
Now that I doubt, lol.
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Female 141
Wow, Pui, you`ve got the answer to everything don`t you?
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Female 2,352
I would trade in a bible if I had one.
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Male 97

Some element of faith is required for all world-beliefs, whether it`s Christianity or secular humanism.

Prove why naturalism is true? You can`t, you have to take it by faith.

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Female 3,574
WalkinAftr12, What are you talking about? Students can`t just post anything on the wall inside a school. If it was questionable, the school has every right to take it down (it`s their establishment). Maybe the school in the article would be okay with posting religious material aswell, I can`t say, but to say the school doesn`t have any say on what goes on the walls is just silly.
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Male 1,086
Yeah I agree: atheism isn`t a religion. Religion is based on faith, and atheism largely toting the line of scientific literacy. So at least the serious people believe in the scientific method which demands some skepticism of new claims without evidence, unlike religion which uses faith to delimit Reason to oblivion.
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Female 169
5cats and pui, it`s a college, they can`t regulate things like that. If a religious group at the college did a Bibles for Porn drive, it would be perfectly acceptable. Neither, however, would be acceptable in a high school.
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Female 3,574
Atheism isn`t religion, but it is religious intrusion to post something like this in a school. If Atheists are going to cry about religious intrusion when students put on a similar campaign but with Christian overtones, then why should they also be able to push their own beliefs on people in public places?

imo, both should be abolished from places like schools. If a school was really neutral when it came to religion, then atheist campaigns like this would be banned as well. Religion is a private thing, and neither side should be trying to one up the other publically, especially in a learning environment like a school.

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Male 759
No,No. That`s not right.Any one ever heard of respect? Christian,Jew,whatever you want to believe in,that`s fine.It`s allowed and we all get along great. Why are the people who have nothing to believe in so angry? Any hktob`s agree?
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Male 1,086
This is giving atheism a bad (worse) name. Very funny and ironic, very tongue-in-cheek, but not constructive.
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Female 3,574
Exactly, 5Cats. Just today I saw a video about a kid who just MENTIONED the bible at school, to a small group of students, BETWEEN classes, and was put in detention.
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Male 40,756
[quote]Logic dictates that a perfect being does not exist. - LtFurpie[/quote]
However, "infinity" doesn`t exist either, eh? Yet there it is! Please don`t confuse semantics and `logic`, what we label `perfection` and what Christians (and others, like Muslims) think God IS are two different things.
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Male 40,756
Lets see how "free" this University is and offer a "bibles for porn" trade. I predict a 0.0% chance of THAT being allowed.
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Female 12
I`d "give up" the bible with no second thoughts!
(I`m a muslim :-P)
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Male 424
That`s genious. Also like how civility. instead of ripping that sign up someone put "jesus loves you" one up next to it.
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Female 1,148
religion=fail
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Male 299
anyone got some spare bibles?!?!
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Female 584
Wow...Really Atheist? Really? (And I don`t mean ALL Atheist) You know what the world is just composed of a-holes who believe that forcing their beliefs...or non beliefs on people is ok...It`s not...If you don`t want to believe in God then fine...that`s on you...but to make a mockery of someone else`s beliefs with bullpoo like this is infuriating! Those guys are Jerks! I`m not judging I`m stating facts! That was a Jerk move seriously! That`s just soooo....Arrg!!!!
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Male 1,931
HAHAHAHA! NICE!
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Male 58
ah yes...atheists...as long as you don`t belive in the same thing we don`t belive in, we are ok with what you don`t belive...but if you belive in not believing in something else, you are not the "Right kind of atheist" ....
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Female 354
Well, it just goes to show that you`ve got ignorant jerks on both sides of the spectrum.
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Female 1,112
Baelzar, I agree. Totally , some people have no tact or consideration. Bad reflection on us.
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Male 86
How much porn do you think a bible is worth? Do they have like a value scale or something?
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Male 1,399
bumbleBB, I have no problem with talking about it.

It`s when people form some sort of "capital A" Atheist group, and begins speaking out or acting out (as these morons are) as some sort of representative...

It gives people the wrong idea, and attaches baggage to atheism. Do not want.

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Male 25,416
Wow, thats ... ... .. .. No comment!
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Male 292
Religious flame wars in 3... 2- oh nevermind. Too late.
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Female 1,112
Atheism and Agnosticism are ways of life as well, so forming groups is a really relevant thing to do. Community with others who have like beliefs is important. I think the majority of people do live and let live. The only time I really get defensive about my agnosticism is when someone tries to devalue it, or tries to rail against scientific fact by virtue of faith. Discussing your beliefs out loud in appropriate contexts is also not forcing your opinion on others. Just a random thought today....
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Female 525

Just so you know:
"Saying Atheism is a religion is just like saying that not-collecting stamps is a hobby" (Thunderf00t)
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Male 7,378
also, church goers pay taxes JUST like non-belivers and NO tax money does not go to churches...at least not ith bush gone it doesnt anymore.
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Churches are tax free. The collections they guilt their parishoners out of is tax free. Their buildings were built tax free. They don`t have to pay property tax. They are tax-free commercial enterprises.
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Male 1,399
TheBLB walks on two legs, eats with his mouth, has two eyes, a stomach....sounds like a duck.

Only the ignorant try the "atheism is religion" argument.

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Male 639
Hehehe, silly UT SA students.
I`m surprised this wasn`t at my school in Austin.
Seem to be a lot more atheists here at UT.
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Male 302
"Morons. Does no one embrace the concept of Live and let live.. Bible thumpers and Athiesm pushers alike can all shove it.
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The only problem with that logic is Athiesm is taxable. Religion is not. Non believers tax dollars go to believers.
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In the UK churches are counted as businesses so we have to pay tax on anything gained in the offertry.

Anyway, people who are serious about their faith wouldn`t trade in their holy texts.

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Male 2,344
madest...when athesit finally delcare themselves a religon they can get tax exempt status as well.

also, church goers pay taxes JUST like non-belivers and NO tax money does not go to churches...at least not ith bush gone it doesnt anymore.

churches rasie money through donations, not taxes.

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Male 2,344
free speech...got to love it! no really I mean that. many people may not like this sort of crap, me included, BUT we still have to allow it.

that being said...honestly, atheist, thumpers, let the poo go. you can both have your religons...oh atheisim is a religon from what I have seen of it. both groups are now so full of rtards they are not worth hearing anymore.

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Male 237
LtFurpie- if you don`t learn to read, it`s trollin`.
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Male 123
NottaSpy:
According to their own signs, the same.
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Male 237
@ Baelzar... atheists have a culture, leaders, form sects, and organize events. Sounds like a church.
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Female 1,283
Aw, I thought it`d be the other way around.
I need more Biblez >.>
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Male 7,378
"Morons. Does no one embrace the concept of Live and let live.. Bible thumpers and Athiesm pushers alike can all shove it.
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The only problem with that logic is Athiesm is taxable. Religion is not. Non believers tax dollars go to believers.

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Male 881
I also wonder if there is someone out there that likes Playboy for the articles and the Bible for the pictures.
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Male 1,399
"Atheist Group."

Feh.

Makes atheists look like churchies. Leave groups/clubs/gatherings to the fundies and think for yourselves.

Ah well, we all do stupid poo in college...

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Male 881
I wonder what you get if you bring them the Qu`ran, or the Torah, or Dianetics.
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Female 519
@TheSphinx: No I partly agree with your statement and party disagree.. I do not think you can measure people`s ignorance on what they do and don`t believe. You can be 100% God does not exist and be perfectly intelligent. Its ignorant for people to assume that their opinion is the only one that counts and to attempt to force that belief upon other people whether it be athiesm or religious views.
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Male 131
People are aloud to say "turn to god it is a much happier way of life etc. etc." but when it comes to atheists trying to change the opinions of others everyone stops and makes a commotion about it.
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Male 1,013
"But if you`re the kind of person who is absolutely sure there is no God, well, you`re just as ignorant as those who are absolutely sure there is a God."


To think that a creator came before the universe is absurd. A perfect being that exists before our chaotic universe, or a chaotic universe in which created a perfect creator. Logic dictates that a perfect being does not exist.

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Male 480
Deal! i`ll definately "read" the porn more than the bible. :P
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Female 1,682
But if you`re the kind of person who is absolutely sure there is no God, well, you`re just as ignorant as those who are absolutely sure there is a God.
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I like the way you said this :D I completely agree.
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Male 350
In my opinion, many atheists don`t believe in God just so they could have an excuse to hate someone.

I`m agnostic. I don`t know whether or not God exists, so really, I don`t care what other people think.

But if you`re the kind of person who is absolutely sure there is no God, well, you`re just as ignorant as those who are absolutely sure there is a God.

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Female 1,682
religious people are forcing my non-belief on people? Wha???
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No, learn to read.
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Male 1,013
religious people are forcing my non-belief on people? Wha???
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Female 1,682
@kiersten_: Ha, that`s so different than religious people puting crap in everyon`s faces.. in PUBLIC.
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Right...So you are just as bad as the religious people for forcing your non-belief on people. Its just as ignorant and stupid.
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Male 1,013
Hey, look at me... I`m saved!!! In public!
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Male 1,013
@kiersten_: Ha, that`s so different than religious people puting crap in everyon`s faces.. in PUBLIC.
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Female 1,682
This is why I find atheists more annoying then religious people half the time. "Oh look at me, I am saying something against God, in PUBLIC, I am so badass and edgy!" So ignorant...
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Female 15,763
That`s my kind of extra-curricular activity...
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Female 519
Morons. Does no one embrace the concept of Live and let live.. Bible thumpers and Athiesm pushers alike can all shove it.
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Female 3,574
No, hypocritical fits better.
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Male 1,013
I think "irony" was the word you were looking for pui.
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Male 7,378
Sometimes foolishness is needed to drive home a point. Hooray for the thinking kids.
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Male 74
hmm...while i agree with freedom of speech etc, this is just stupid...a bunch of college kids trying to make a statement
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Female 12
i have friends that go there!!!!!
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Male 15,510
What they dont tell you is they consider "porn" a lady showing her knees! god gracious!
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Female 3,574
Also, this is extremely hypocritical.
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Female 3,574
lol it`s called the internet.
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Male 10,855
LOL nice.
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Male 1,399
Now this makes my fellow atheists look bad.

Leave these stunts up to the churchies.

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Male 327
My dad has like 5 bibles and I have no porn...I smell a sitcom
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Male 7,378
Link: Atheist Group Holds Bible-For-Porn Swap [Rate Link] - Atheist Group Calls Exchange `Smut for Smut.` That`s right, they`re giving away free porn for you to give up your Bible.
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