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Date: 03/02/10 01:01 PM

39 Responses to Army Dog Will Mess You Up Bad [2 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Link: Army Dog Will Mess You Up Bad - Where not sure what application this sort of maneuver would be useful for but it still proves that dogs are full of win.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    God bless those crazy russians
  3. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    The dog is WAY to into it.
  4. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    German Shepard is pretty badass.
  5. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    d`awww
  6. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    badass dog is badass
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    ah russians . . .
    them crazy reds
  8. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    The wrong sex is sitting doggie style... Russian military Fail.
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    untiedshoes6 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    In soviet Russia, Dog rule YOU!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32828 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Good googies!
    (I think in the top one they`re forming a moving chain, the guy on the left is about to run to the right side to keep the line moving)
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    This is easily explained. The Colonel`s dog doesn`t like getting his feet wet in the snow, and these four men have to make a footpath for him by constantly running to the front and squatting again when the dog passes. Sometimes the Colonel takes his dog for a 5 mile walk.
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    "why are we doing this? its humiliating!" "sarge says it builds character."
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    These drating ads are really starting to drating piss me off. I don`t mind them on the main page disguising themselves as links. but when they become the link until I refresh after 4 drating times, it gets really drating old, FAST.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    In Soviet Russia, dog walks you.
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    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    agreed batmanners. starting to look like a low end site!
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    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    reminds me of the spetsnaz backflipping axe throw
    "What is the point of this exercise?!"
    because it looks drating cool; we don`t need another reason!"
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    poonfest Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 2, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Mess me up? Let it sink into your arm and give it one good stuccato blow on the bridge of its nose... Or snap its neck... One dead mutt... drat the authorities!!!
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    osmandias Male 40-49
    205 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    "These drating ads are really starting to drating piss me off. "
    Yep. Ads on the site pay the bill, so they`r OK.
    But misdirected links are just fraud.
  19. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    The lives of soldiers or police officers can be saved or lost depending on whether or not this dog does it`s job. The point of an exercise like this is to make sure the dog follows EVERY command and goes after EVERY target the handler chooses no matter what it has to go through first.

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    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    "Mess me up? Let it sink into your arm and give it one good stuccato blow on the bridge of its nose... Or snap its neck... One dead mutt... drat the authorities!!!"

    Er, well...I`d love to see you demonstrate how you`re faster and stronger than a fit, protection-trained dog. You *DO* realize that the only category in which you *MIGHT* equal the dog is weight, right? Even with an "equalizer" like a club or a knife he`s likely to have you on the ground and bleeding before you can say "Good doggie!"

    I`m not sure how it works up there in Canadia, but here in the US if a cop sends the K9 after you and you attack the dog or kill it, you`ll get charged with assaulting or killing a police officer just the same as if it was a human.

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    o0
  22. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Odd O_o
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Most normal-sized human males could fight off an average-sized german shepherd if charged in the wide open by the dog. Close quarters is a different equation. I wouldn`t want to try either way.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    "In Soviet Russia, dog walks you."

    Bravo!

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    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    dooflotchie, actually, it`s a controversy in canada becuase killing a police animal is NOT assalting or killing a police officer. in Toronto a while back a police horse was killed on purpose and i think the guy only got assult for the guy on the horse, and animal cruelty, which comes with only a fine
  26. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Most normal-sized human males could fight off an average-sized german shepherd if charged in the wide open by the dog. Close quarters is a different equation. I wouldn`t want to try either way.

    For CQC, you want to go for the eyes, inside the ears, or, to a lesser extent, the snout. If you`re feeling crazy or just have no choice, the inside of the mouth is very tender...though there`s the minor issue of getting your fingers bitten off.
    BTW, if you do this to a police dog, chances are the officer will drat you up. Then shoot you out of spite.

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    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    I can`t believe the caption reads "where" instead of "we`re." There comes a point where your ignorance makes for really hard reading comprehension. Hey, douche bag, have you ever heard of proof reading?
  28. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    for close quarters stick your forearm all the way into the back of their mouth where their jaws come together (obviously works best with a coat or something on) and then grab the scruff of their neck and pin their head to the ground. They WILL let go and now you can do as you will.
  29. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 12:02 am
    Yea, that`s good for the police dogs. Can`t believe I missed that...
    Bloodhounds are a different story though :x
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:21 am
    patticakes, take a chill pill... we aren`t douchebags; :)
  31. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 4:00 am
    Looks like a "Resident Evil"-type animal
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 4:32 am
    Patticakes, I can`t believe your moaning about the misuse of the word `where` in a sentence that reads "dogs are full of win".
  33. Profile photo of Ginerio
    Ginerio Male 18-29
    24 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 5:59 am
    In Russia dog walks you
  34. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 6:57 am
    Ginerio, LOL
  35. Profile photo of moyty
    moyty Male 18-29
    1 post
    March 3, 2010 at 10:26 am
    awwww
  36. Profile photo of zaac
    zaac Male 13-17
    3 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
    press "RS" when it appears on the screen...
  37. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    hardcore dog!
  38. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 8:24 am
    lmao
  39. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Le Woof.

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