Army Dog Will Mess You Up Bad [2 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Where not sure what application this sort of maneuver would be useful for but it still proves that dogs are full of win.
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Male 80
Le Woof.
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Female 635
lmao
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Male 25,416
hardcore dog!
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Male 3
press "RS" when it appears on the screen...
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Male 1
awwww
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Male 4,807
Ginerio, LOL
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Male 24
In Russia dog walks you
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Male 639
Patticakes, I can`t believe your moaning about the misuse of the word `where` in a sentence that reads "dogs are full of win".
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Male 976
Looks like a "Resident Evil"-type animal
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Female 4,197
patticakes, take a chill pill... we aren`t douchebags; :)
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Female 1,283
Yea, that`s good for the police dogs. Can`t believe I missed that...
Bloodhounds are a different story though :x
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Male 1,347
for close quarters stick your forearm all the way into the back of their mouth where their jaws come together (obviously works best with a coat or something on) and then grab the scruff of their neck and pin their head to the ground. They WILL let go and now you can do as you will.
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Female 465
I can`t believe the caption reads "where" instead of "we`re." There comes a point where your ignorance makes for really hard reading comprehension. Hey, douche bag, have you ever heard of proof reading?
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Female 1,283
[quote]Most normal-sized human males could fight off an average-sized german shepherd if charged in the wide open by the dog. Close quarters is a different equation. I wouldn`t want to try either way.[/quote]

For CQC, you want to go for the eyes, inside the ears, or, to a lesser extent, the snout. If you`re feeling crazy or just have no choice, the inside of the mouth is very tender...though there`s the minor issue of getting your fingers bitten off.
BTW, if you do this to a police dog, chances are the officer will drat you up. Then shoot you out of spite.

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Female 385
dooflotchie, actually, it`s a controversy in canada becuase killing a police animal is NOT assalting or killing a police officer. in Toronto a while back a police horse was killed on purpose and i think the guy only got assult for the guy on the horse, and animal cruelty, which comes with only a fine
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Male 4,014
"In Soviet Russia, dog walks you."

Bravo!

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Male 4,014
Most normal-sized human males could fight off an average-sized german shepherd if charged in the wide open by the dog. Close quarters is a different equation. I wouldn`t want to try either way.
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Female 326
Odd O_o
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Female 5,222
o0
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Female 336
"Mess me up? Let it sink into your arm and give it one good stuccato blow on the bridge of its nose... Or snap its neck... One dead mutt... drat the authorities!!!"

Er, well...I`d love to see you demonstrate how you`re faster and stronger than a fit, protection-trained dog. You *DO* realize that the only category in which you *MIGHT* equal the dog is weight, right? Even with an "equalizer" like a club or a knife he`s likely to have you on the ground and bleeding before you can say "Good doggie!"

I`m not sure how it works up there in Canadia, but here in the US if a cop sends the K9 after you and you attack the dog or kill it, you`ll get charged with assaulting or killing a police officer just the same as if it was a human.

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Female 336
The lives of soldiers or police officers can be saved or lost depending on whether or not this dog does it`s job. The point of an exercise like this is to make sure the dog follows EVERY command and goes after EVERY target the handler chooses no matter what it has to go through first.

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Male 205
"These drating ads are really starting to drating piss me off. "
Yep. Ads on the site pay the bill, so they`r OK.
But misdirected links are just fraud.
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Male 1
Mess me up? Let it sink into your arm and give it one good stuccato blow on the bridge of its nose... Or snap its neck... One dead mutt... drat the authorities!!!
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Male 195
reminds me of the spetsnaz backflipping axe throw
"What is the point of this exercise?!"
because it looks drating cool; we don`t need another reason!"
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Male 270
agreed batmanners. starting to look like a low end site!
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Female 9,475
In Soviet Russia, dog walks you.
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Male 4,004
These drating ads are really starting to drating piss me off. I don`t mind them on the main page disguising themselves as links. but when they become the link until I refresh after 4 drating times, it gets really drating old, FAST.
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Male 894
"why are we doing this? its humiliating!" "sarge says it builds character."
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Male 8,302
This is easily explained. The Colonel`s dog doesn`t like getting his feet wet in the snow, and these four men have to make a footpath for him by constantly running to the front and squatting again when the dog passes. Sometimes the Colonel takes his dog for a 5 mile walk.
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Male 37,697
Good googies!
(I think in the top one they`re forming a moving chain, the guy on the left is about to run to the right side to keep the line moving)
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Female 57
In soviet Russia, Dog rule YOU!
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Male 1,013
The wrong sex is sitting doggie style... Russian military Fail.
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Male 2,056
ah russians . . .
them crazy reds
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Male 522
badass dog is badass
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Female 3,574
d`awww
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Female 2,352
German Shepard is pretty badass.
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Female 356
The dog is WAY to into it.
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Male 3,285
God bless those crazy russians
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Male 20,111
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