Another Pretty Unsettling Couples Portrait [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

For once in I-A-B"s existence, we"re speechless. Slightly NSFW.
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Male 16
I think I just found my new desktop background!
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Female 934
O.O
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Female 41
they look like they are siblings to me which is even creepier!
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Female 31
oh dear:-(
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Male 582
Well...at least they found each other.
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Female 221
she reminds me of the twilight fan girl from the uk
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Male 192
ahh me eyes!
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Male 45
i want to say omg?
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Female 38
yeah they have more guts because theyre fat as all hell and dont care what they look like with clothes on so why would they care what they look like with clothes off. they dont have guts because theyre proud of their fat asses. theyre just fat and unhealthy.




and hilarious.
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Male 185
Fine, I won`t make fun of your girlfriend then.
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Male 1,164
@ mvangild

Or like the Washington Monument is slightly indegestible?
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Male 2,868
this couple is epic win
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Male 527
The picture is SLIGHTLY NSFW? Isn`t that sort of like saying that the Mariana Trench is SLIGHTLY deep?
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Male 661
You know what, those two have more guts than most of the people here.

(oh dear Jeebus, this was meant to be a post giving them credit, and yet that unintentional pun...And yet I can`t bring myself to edit the post, because it is funny...)

Good for them I say, do what you like, and to hell with all those who complain.
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Female 1,894
please.. no thank you.
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Female 47
NSFW? How about NSFA? "not safe for anywhere"....blurgh!!!!
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Male 3,431
Somewhere, there is a drunk photographer leaping off a bridge.
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Male 18
It is at this point that I fondly bid I-A-B adieu ... time to go bleach my eyeballs ...
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Male 235
fat.
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Male 1,164
NO CHAD, YOU`RE SUPPOSED TO SLAY THE BANSHEE, NOT CUDDLE WITH- oh bother it, he`s done for now.
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Male 741
Well, I certainly feel better about *myself* now.
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Female 157
I can`t ever undo this to my eyes.

Why didn`t the warning say "A VERY VERY VERY UNSETTLING COUPLES PORTRAIT" ?
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Male 55
why?
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Male 36
wrong .. that is all
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Female 1,682
Owie. My eyes. D:
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Female 138
Oh noes if I was the photographer I`d be like Yes stand over *Hurr* yes put the sword up *hurrr* yes thats right look over *hurrr* here *blergggghhh*
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Female 16
oh no...
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Male 2,552
>Lionhart
My sentiments exactly.
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Female 1,048
Oh the horror! I couldn`t find the eyebleach fast enough - I feel sick & a wierd kind of pity all mixed in together <shudder>. On the plus side - damn I look thin compared to that heifer!!
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Male 8,302
> silentspark
> even HE`S getting more action than me! Aargh!

Take another look at That Action, and then shout "ThankyouJesus!!!" as loud as you can for being spared.
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Female 1,324
I`m all up for the plus size model thing but o-O that needs to stay in its clothing
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Male 224
@stylinghead. Yes, the picture is disturbing. I don`t like to look at it. Do you?
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Male 2,748
um.... ewwwwww
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Male 363
she was holding his broadsword in the next picture
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Female 1,158
oh my god.

the dude is prettier than the thing that i assume possesses a vagina.
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Male 12,365
[quote]THE CAVE MEN WERE NOT FAT. PUT DOWN THAT SWORD YOU POSER![/quote]

"The cave men" also didn`t have swords. You`re more than 10,000 years out. Where did you get "cave men" from, anyway?
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Male 9
sooo, overweight people with a fantasy life that they are unashamed of is disturbing somehow? you people are shallow minded idiots. go drat yourselves.
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Female 587
how much did they have to pay THAT photographer?
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Male 5,189
NSFE. Not Safe For Eyes. <.<
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Male 2,593
Some needs to destroy the paper trail
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Male 2
Damn it, even HE`S getting more action than me! Aargh!
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Female 1,578
He will fight the evil dragons and save the princess!
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Female 859
WHY
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Male 807
new nightmare, why is it only SLIGHTLY nsfw
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Male 7,819
shnard, that would be even more disturbing.
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Male 229
Brother and sister?
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Male 40,416
Cold, getting colder...
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Female 318
I wonder if they put that on their Christmas cards
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Male 168
@loxen lol excellent use of highlander reference
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Female 22
hot
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Male 2,841
Best damn photo I have seen all day.
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Female 342
He`s defending her honor! ...Or something...

Anyone got eye bleach to spare?
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Male 1,347
geh.
i went: wha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh
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Male 1,054
the true story of Tweedledum and Tweedledee
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Female 1,386
One of these two will eat the other. In the end there can only be one. om nom nom nom.
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Male 91
wtffffff!!
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Male 170
aaaaaaaaaah run!
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Female 48
i bet their mum took that photo
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Male 391
who the hell would be alright taking this picture?!
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Male 1,625
Why did she HAVE to be naked? Did the photographer think for one second that maybe putting some clothes on her might make people want to vomit less?
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Male 153
that`s sad...
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Male 1,312
And the shirtless hero saves the naked fair maiden! Off to McDonalds!!!
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Male 1,067
</EnjoyingHavingEyesite>
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Male 1,685
good god, thats awesome.
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Female 1,077
LOL @KITTENCEREAL
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Female 41
`I know you want her, but get away from my woman`

/vomit.
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Male 1,351
Slightly NSFW? SLIGHTLY!?!?
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Female 423
::needs eye bleach::
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Male 645
atleast he has pants!!
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Female 531
horrible photography
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Male 2,056
THE CAVE MEN WERE NOT FAT. PUT DOWN THAT SWORD YOU POSER!
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Female 136
dear God, why?
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Female 956
Edward and Bella : Fatty version.
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Male 67
i just threw-up a little in my mouth
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Male 111
Not the first thing I noticed but his moobs are remarkably small for a man of his girth.
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Female 121
you arent epic enough for a sword *grabs sword and cuts their heads off*
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Male 2,510
@phillei

What do you mean? that`s fancy and his wife.
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Female 877
who`s using the eye bleach again? i can never find it when i need it!
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Male 559
The scariest though about this scariness is that the person who though this pic should be posted in the net is still out there, walking among us.
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Male 121
its................hypnotic.
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Male 970
his package seems kinda edged...
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Male 108
COME ON I-A-B ! was this post necessary ???
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Male 5
there goes the last 6 months of therapy
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Male 12,365
I think it`s a quite romantic image.
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Male 7,819
skyler, im not quite sure what you meant. it doesnt look like the hair goes all the way across, just that the forehead protrudes.
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Male 350
Wow. I`m just gonna pretend this photo doesn`t exist.
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Male 894
sorry kimkio, i was, you can have it now
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Female 877
who`s using the eye bleach again? i can never find it when i need it!
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Male 522
somewhere...someone...faped to this
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Female 2,352
Oh god *barf* WHY IS SHE NAKED?
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Male 25,417
ha ha ha! lame! how many donuts could they fit on the sword?
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Male 102
ewww
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Female 8
i think she wants to eat someone
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Female 343
I just vomited all over my keyboard...
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Female 247
This should be on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel. Put some long hair on this guy and he`ll look just like Fabio.
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Female 477
oh god.
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Female 196
cobrakiller... that would be a monobrow unless i`m very much mistaken.
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Male 5,194
My computer refused to display the picture. There was just a text message that said "ALL HUMANS MUST DIE".
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Female 673
Okay... And this is unsettling... How?
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Male 689
this is just amazing
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Female 9,562
As long as they love each other...
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Male 7,819
skyler, no, i think she just has a caveman style brow.
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Male 464
IM SUEING YOU FOR THE EMOTIONAL SCARRING AND FOR ALL THE BLEACH I HAD TO USE TO CLEAN UP THE VOMIT.
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Female 444
Oh god.... why?
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Female 196
does she have a monobrow?
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Male 7,819
mimbles, most likely this photo was touched up.
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Female 19
Well,I thought I was having a fat day but turns out I`m feeling pretty damn good about myself now :|
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Female 118
You know as ickey as it is, I have to say, at least her skin is nice. No cottage cheese.
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Male 410
It`s like looking at two amoebas as they finish their cellular mitosis.
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Male 111
I HAVE THE POOWEEEERRRRR!!!!

haha, lol @ msieg007
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Male 15,510
They are trying tooo hard
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Male 2,034
NSFW?? Try NSF Anyone. Ever.
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Male 10,338
I`d hit it.....

With a f*cking bat!
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Male 342
Man, I bet it smells like bacon when they`re in bed together.
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Male 1,403
...slightly?
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Male 518
slightly nsfw? really?
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Male 7,819
just imagine the sound made when these two make sweet, passionate, sweaty, dirty, hmmm, where was a going with this? oh yeah, f*cking.
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Male 1,958
Well....That`s gross. On many levels
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Male 5,314
WHY GOD, WHY!?! I WAS EATING!!!
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Female 497
O_O

No thank you.
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Male 1,485
which ones the dude????
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Male 2,737
LMAO! I`d hit that pig bitch.
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Male 504
It is his tattoo that got him the girl!
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Male 599
"A wild Snorlax appears.."

^ This
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Female 3,562
It wouldn`t be so weird if they weren`t naked.
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Male 201
The jeans make it.
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Male 7,819
no dude, i swear, i wasnt trying to kidnap your hmmm...ermm...princess?
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Male 4,593
NO sh*t, the Star Wars kid got a girlfriend.
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Male 4,014
ooooo god
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Male 591
Someone pass me the eye bleach!
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Male 296
"A wild Snorlax appears.."

baha, priceless.
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Male 1,505
I think I just found my 2010 Christmas card photo.
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Male 10
Why you all so scared of fat people? As i said before, she`s actually quite good looking, maybe look in the mirror before you make fun. The picture is funny because they look like asses the two of them but they would look like asses in any shape.
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Female 3,574
Uhm ew. What exactly were they going to do with this photo? I certainly hope they weren`t going to frame it and put it in their living room D:
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Male 1,435
Sure, they`re big, but it`s actually still a pretty nice picture. The fact that they are willing to do that says a lot.

Now, where is that peroxide for my eyes?
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Female 420
Hot. I wonder if they`d let me join in. Or just watch?

I am of course joking.
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Male 737
Wow... talk about a meeting of the FUPAs...
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Male 12,138
A wild Snorlax appears...

Oh f*ck, it`s worse than that- it`s a breeding pair!
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Male 1,596
cor blimey, thems sum fattens!
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Male 4,807
Slay it!!!!
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Male 2,690
I understand that fat people need loving too..but that doesn`t mean they need to show their fat..more than we can normally see with clothes on.
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Male 451
I feel bad that the photographer had to see this in real life. Hope they got paid well.
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Male 6,694
Defending his naked woman with a dull sword. I just dont get it. Hey I know. I`ll get nude and you hold this sword. Yea. That will be kewl.
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Male 10
She is hot.
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Male 1,357
EMG
(e = eww)
Ew My Gawd
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Male 41
why do photographers take these pictures?????????
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Female 178
Aw, it`s kind of romantic.
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Female 315
Why is her knee bruised?
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Male 96
`watch out honey!.... the carbs.....they`re coming back!`
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Male 355
you would think there a couple but in fact there are Fraternal Siamese Twins
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Male 194
All fat people don`t have stretch marks though. It usually happens when someone gains a lot of weight in a short amount of time.
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Female 1,190
i dont...its just...
ugh
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Female 1,181
it looks like he`s rescuing her from a pretend rape or something. why they felt the need to photograph their sick role-playing is beyond me, though.
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Male 418
The real King Arthur --- he only looked good in paintings and story tellings.... this.... is.... reality :/
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Female 4,039
Sexxxxyyyyyyy
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Male 1,182
sick tattoo bro
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Female 2,509
OMG OMG OMG

DEV!!!! Tell me I don`t look like this.
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Male 483
Disgusting...
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Male 31
why God why!...................
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Female 59
Eurgh. I don`t even understand this.
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Male 82
Hum... Yeah... Ew.
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Male 221
She must have used alot of airbrushing to get rid of all the stretch marks fat people always have
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Male 265
What look are they going for? The jeans negate any "fantasy hero book cover" effect.
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Male 266
wtb eye bleach, paying well
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Male 588
It`s Michelin family!
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Female 1,001
Is that two women?
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Male 376
wat
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Male 612
ewww. just ewww...
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Male 1,182
omg... thats what a FUPA looks like...
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Male 20,830
Link: Another Pretty Unsettling Couples Portrait [Pic] [Rate Link] - For once in I-A-B`s existence, we`re speechless. Slightly NSFW.
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