A Recently Found Valentine`s Day Card--Awww? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

If this homemade Valentine"s Day card doesn"t evoke tons of love, I don"t know what does...
There are 85 comments:
Male 9
LIE!
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Female 15
@henryhendix There is no "him". It`s to Margret and from Brooke.
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Male 77
Wha.....wait what?
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Male 721
Wait.. If she makes him bleed out, isn`t that a bad thing..?
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Female 477
i got one of these in 2nd grade
just not a creepy emo one, a cute one
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Female 365
o.0 if thats her mushy side I don`t wanna know the bad side.
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Female 96
Bahaahahahah. That was Amaaazing.
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Male 440
*shakes head slowly* *sigh* emos...
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Female 4,376
LOL
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Female 635
it makes me feel depressed

;[

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Male 447
So...that`s girls handwriting isn`t it? Isn`t it??! Kinda makes it even weirder. Not that there`s anything wrong with that.
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Male 715
Who knew emo`s could love.
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Male 741
There are no misspelled names any more. Breeders have found 800 ways to spell McKenzie, Tiffany, Megan, and Brittany.
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Male 91
@ SINN:
names are never misspelled,
they are names and names are unique...
just sayin, do you honestly know how their names are spelled?
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Female 471
Wow... A new piece of anatomy has been invented.. "labial hood"
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Male 284
Anyone else notice the misspelled name? O_o no? Just me? Carry on then...
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Female 4,197
SaiyanRocker, I was most disappointed with death and the Auditors and Susan. That`s all I`ll say...
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Male 101
OMG, did some just make a Discworld reference?
And did anyone watch the Hogfather movie? Did it not make any sense to anyone else?
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Male 734
"has anyone ever notice that if emos are known for killing themselves, why is it that there are so many of them alive..."

Because they fail at everything they do, including suicide.

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Male 1,083
@ILikeApples

they`re more known for cutting themselves. having a lot of them around just shows they`re failures.

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Female 157
So heartmelting.
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Male 16
sad.... but funny
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Female 4,197
[quote]Also...Margret? Does that remind anyone else of Magrat from Discworld, or is it just me?
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I honestly read Magret first and then double checked and read Margret the second time lol

I love Magret.

[quote]Magrat was annoyed. She was also frightened, which made her even more annoyed. It was hard for people when Magrat was annoyed. It was like being attacked by damp tissue[/quote]

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Male 503
has anyone ever notice that if emos are known for killing themselves, why is it that there are so many of them alive... just a thought
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Female 122
Silver ink? That`s so poser. It should be written in black.
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Female 1,798
@ Angilion:

So I WASN`T the only person who interpreted Jamie`s comment that way! ha! :D I`m not alone!!

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Male 699
lol @ gexxo
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Male 2,748
Emo`s are hilarious!!!
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Male 672
Hmmm, I told someone they made me want to cut myself and bleed out. I did not realize I was coming on to them.
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Female 721
"Saragoto, the labia is the vaginal lips.
He wants to pound her."

I own a vagina I think I know the anatomy of it, thank you. That doesn`t answer my question, however.

and as someone pointed out, it`s a chick wanting to do the "pounding".

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Male 12,365
[quote]I`m trying to figure out what the labia has to do with this. I mean, I like my fair share of pain, but what?[/quote]

My guess is that they`re refering to the clitoral hood and using a wrong name for it. It`s an understandable mistake and pretty close, in both meanings of `close`.

Either I`m wrong or a clitoral hood piercing is something best left to properly equipped people with relevant training and experience. Although in all fairness Brooke might have that.

Also...Margret? Does that remind anyone else of Magrat from Discworld, or is it just me?

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Male 12,365
[quote]Darwin would have a few things to say about idiots like this[/quote]

Probably, but not in connection with his theory of evolution by natural selection. It has nothing to do with evolution. Darwin, since he had a decent understanding of evolution, would know that.

Evolution doesn`t give a damn about odd customs. It has no moral or cultural stance. It has no position on anything, as it has no mind.

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Female 295
o.O
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Male 195
@Fealiks
It`s a joke you can tell by the >:( face :D
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Male 121
when did we start posting inside jokes among people?
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Male 2,229
like the multiple chose
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Female 1,798
BumbleBB:

frankly, I don`t give a sh*t what you think. I wouldn`t have minded PermaFrost`s opinion, had it been said politely, but she didn`t show me respect so why should I show any to her?

Buuuuuut whatever, it`s not like this makes any inkling of a difference in my day :)

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Male 3,819
"Saragoto, the labia is the vaginal lips.
He wants to pound her."

I think *she wants to actually pierce it. With a needle.

But ACTUALLY, I don`t think she wants to do any of this. It`s pretty obviously a joke. A JOKE! You hear that, everybody? Lighten up. Darwin never even existed. He was just a metaphor.

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Male 47
yikes
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Male 224
Haha, awesome. If this isn`t a joke, then not so awesome.
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Male 2,893
Ummmmmmmm Brooke might be a girl but it also could be a guy.
Either way, I still want to kick their face in.
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Female 895
Hooray for Menstrual air dry!!
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Female 4,197
awesome, lesbian emo`s. Wonder what Margret`s answer was?
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Male 499
I get a sudden desire to slice his face up, since he appearently likes it so much.
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Male 44
Saragoto, the labia is the vaginal lips.
He wants to pound her.
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Male 93
hilarious. creepy. i hope this isn`t real though.
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Male 1,240
YAAAY! More I-A-B Drama!
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Female 721
I`m trying to figure out what the labia has to do with this. I mean, I like my fair share of pain, but what?

And `bleeding out`. Are we talking a suicide pact or them sharing a tampon?

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Female 1,112
Public forums are not private, so I`ll speak my peace psychgeek. Darwin did believe that unfavourable traits such as wanting to drink one another`s blood might be evolved out of a species since the pathogens transferred might kill the participants. I was going to stick up for you, that permafrost was unnecessarily harsh, but you`ve proven that your lack of sense of humour and contextual understanding, as well as bizarre immunity fantasies have led me to believe you do have your head up your ass.
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Female 1,798
aww golly gee PermaFrost, I had no idea I had my head stuck up my ass! Thank you so much for setting me straight!

By the way, my response to Jamie had nothing to do with you, so from now on keep your nose out of it. kthanks :)

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Female 141
PsychGeek, I`m pretty sure Jamie was refering to the "Darwin Award" mentality of these people. But thanks for the biography and history lesson. Now, pull your head out of your ass and quit taking yourself so f uckin seriously.
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Male 1,013
Brooke and Margaret? Is this part of the lesbo prom post?
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Female 326
Isn`t that just adorable? <3
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Male 1,834
sick, emos
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Male 794
maybe [] check
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 113
Oh, how sweet. She included a package of stayfree sanitary napkins to catch all the blood!
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Female 1,798
@ Jamie:

Darwin would have nothing to say about this, since this picture has absolutely nothing to do with evolution in the way he described it. He did not believe in "de-evolution", he did not believe evolution has a direction. Organisms/species changes as the environment changes, but there`s no forward or backward direction--they simply adapt to the current environment.

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Female 1,112
I have a lesbian friend who has a stalker who sent a valentine with South Park renditions of them both in it. It`s cute actually, but the girl won`t leave her alone.
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Female 15,763
...I am so making these for all of my friends next V-Day.
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Male 2,344
Darwin would have a few things to say about idiots like this...to bad our current system of law protects morons from themselves...
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Female 3,828
LOL labial hood. hee hee
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Female 1
Or course, put Manson on a creepy card just to make it worse.
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Female 2,352
lol! Whatever gets you off weird emo kids. XD
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Male 25,416
emo love is so sweet!
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Female 864
You just do right ahead and cut yourself just make sure you do it deep .
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Female 9,572
I hope he (she?) isn`t serous.
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Male 10,855
bleh
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Male 15,510
"Romantic.. and yet so... Painfull.."

Nothing romantic there! all pain!

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Male 7,830
ha
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Male 1,485
this makes me laugh, if sad depressing people want to to act out mindless acts of violence to please their strangely, yet satisfying need to pleasure themselves, then i dont care, at least it makes some little emo happy :)
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Female 4,039
Run Margaret!! Ruuuuuunnnnn!!!!!
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Male 748
@LazyME484

I think you mean `Margret`. She is lucky though....

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Male 30
Hmm, let`s just see what`s under the old labial hood here... What!? More labia?! awesome...
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Male 1,043
Romantic.. and yet so... Painfull..
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Male 440
weird...weird,weird,weird.
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Male 518
@wateva_x you dont have one? good to know....>.> *side steps away*
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Male 848
Haha, awesome.
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Male 1,958
DAWWWWWW
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Male 4,807
That is soooo romantic. I think I have a tear in my blood shot eye.
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Male 10,440
This Margaret is one lucky girl.
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Female 691
since when have we had a labial hood...
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Male 257
Whatever floats one`s boat.
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Male 238
It wouldnt be much of a valentines card with their name on it
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Male 20,905
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