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Date: 03/27/10 12:00 PM

21 Responses to A Frank Discussion With A Proctologist About Farts

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 6:11 am
    Link: A Frank Discussion With A Proctologist About Farts - Surprising answers, Some rather gross, Most are amusing.
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    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    C - someone had to
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    poo poo!
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Someone needs a copy-editor..
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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Oh god the things the doctor found scare my ass :( who would want to go into that field?
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    D:

    I read it to the end...

    Why did I read it to the end!?
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    QuinnNukem Male 18-29
    63 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    noo ones gonna say it? okay i guess ill be the one to point out that guys torn rectum...book
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    atomic_sugar Female 18-29
    87 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    wow, just wow...
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    So someone born via caesarean section shouldn`t have smelly farts.
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    March 27, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    bordo, I thought exactly the same thing while reading this. I`m a little dubious about that theory.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 2:30 am
    "Where does the differentiation between burps and farts occur? Why does some gas come out of your mouth vs. your ass?"

    The stupidity in this question makes my spider sense tingle
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    Nif Female 18-29
    86 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:31 am
    "So someone born via caesarean section shouldn`t have smelly farts."

    "bordo, I thought exactly the same thing while reading this. I`m a little dubious about that theory."

    My friend`s child was born via caesarean, and that kid`s farts S.T.I.N.K.
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    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:47 am
    lol, oops poops. In Australia we call those a shart.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Pogo stick- egg whisk?????? How MUCH coke would make that seem like a good idea????
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    i didnt read it all cuz i got bored...
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 28, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    Ya we call it sharting here too.

    this was actually a pretty good post. funny, and interesting!
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 12:58 am
    I`m with Madduck, musta been a lot of coke...
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 1:01 am
    For Nif and Bordo: (from Wikipedia)
    "Infants born by caesarean section may also be exposed to their mothers’ microflora, but the initial exposure is most likely to be from the surrounding environment such as the air, other infants, and the nursing staff which serve as vectors for transfer. The primary gut flora in infants born by caesarean delivery may be disturbed for up to 6 months after birth whereas vaginally born infants take up to 1 month for their intestinal micro flora to be well established."
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Good Lord - why a whisk?
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 29, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Any other weird stuff going on?
    A lot of the gay guys I see do things like fisting and double fisting–you name it they do it. So you always have to be on your toes as to what they’ve potentially done to end up in the situation they’re in. I’ve had a patient, he was on crack, of course, but he put a pogo stick on the steps, and he shot it straight up his ass and messed up his colon and prostate.

    I did a literal spit take!
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 30, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    I feel so much more educated. Thank you IAB!

    Another reason to watch out for coke, crack and crazy gay men.

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