A Frank Discussion With A Proctologist About Farts

Submitted by: CrakrJak 6 years ago Funny
http://www.viceland.com/wp/2010/03/what-makes-a-fart/

Surprising answers, Some rather gross, Most are amusing.
There are 21 comments:
Male 1,164
I feel so much more educated. Thank you IAB!

Another reason to watch out for coke, crack and crazy gay men.
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Male 725
Any other weird stuff going on?
A lot of the gay guys I see do things like fisting and double fisting–you name it they do it. So you always have to be on your toes as to what they’ve potentially done to end up in the situation they’re in. I’ve had a patient, he was on crack, of course, but he put a pogo stick on the steps, and he shot it straight up his ass and messed up his colon and prostate.

I did a literal spit take!
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Female 4,039
Good Lord - why a whisk?
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Male 661
For Nif and Bordo: (from Wikipedia)
"Infants born by caesarean section may also be exposed to their mothers’ microflora, but the initial exposure is most likely to be from the surrounding environment such as the air, other infants, and the nursing staff which serve as vectors for transfer.[14] The primary gut flora in infants born by caesarean delivery may be disturbed for up to 6 months after birth whereas vaginally born infants take up to 1 month for their intestinal micro flora to be well established."
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Male 661
I`m with Madduck, musta been a lot of coke...
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Female 3,828
Ya we call it sharting here too.

this was actually a pretty good post. funny, and interesting!
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Male 2,748
i didnt read it all cuz i got bored...
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Female 7,833
Pogo stick- egg whisk?????? How MUCH coke would make that seem like a good idea????
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Male 275
lol, oops poops. In Australia we call those a shart.
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Female 86
"So someone born via caesarean section shouldn`t have smelly farts."

"bordo, I thought exactly the same thing while reading this. I`m a little dubious about that theory."

My friend`s child was born via caesarean, and that kid`s farts S.T.I.N.K.
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Male 3,310
"Where does the differentiation between burps and farts occur? Why does some gas come out of your mouth vs. your ass?"

The stupidity in this question makes my spider sense tingle
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Male 1,108
bordo, I thought exactly the same thing while reading this. I`m a little dubious about that theory.
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Male 907
So someone born via caesarean section shouldn`t have smelly farts.
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Female 87
wow, just wow...
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Male 63
noo ones gonna say it? okay i guess ill be the one to point out that guys torn rectum...book
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Male 774
D:

I read it to the end...

Why did I read it to the end!?
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Male 730
Oh god the things the doctor found scare my ass :( who would want to go into that field?
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Male 3,631
Someone needs a copy-editor..
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Male 25,416
poo poo!
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Male 181
C - someone had to
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Male 17,512
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