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Date: 03/15/10 11:04 AM

63 Responses to 9 Real-Life Levels of Hell

  1. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
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    March 15, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Link: 9 Real-Life Levels of Hell - Hell--we`ve all (almost) been to every one of these locations and regular readers of I-A-B will especially appreciate #9
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2010 at 11:48 am
    i must say, i`ve never been in any of those, well except florida, but that was for only a day.
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    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:50 am
    To be totally honest Florida isn`t all that bad. It is warm all year round and if you stay the hell out of miami, the trailer parks near the beach, and Disney World, it is a pleasant place to live.
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    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Hang on...
    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    ok im good.
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2010 at 11:51 am
    DMV missed this list? The worst should be the Passport Authority. They take forever and barely speak engrish.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2010 at 11:54 am
    What no Registry of Motor vehicles!!! At least in Mass it consists of you taking a number that begins with either A,B,C or D then a number. Then you wait for hours with the letters and numbers following no logical order and usually have an insane homeless man try to hold a conversation between you and his imaginary friend.
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    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:57 am
    #9- "Gods Waiting Room" -Stewie Griffin
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    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    But I live in Florida..... :-(
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    lol, Florida sounds terrible.
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    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    #9 is Florida. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    March 15, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Sigh... kind of ignored the rest of us normal folk here in Florida with that one :-P
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    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Florida is fine.
    Minnesota sucks.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    #8 looks like my friends old bathroom, its a lot scarier in real life
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    HAHA! I survived LEVEL 9 for a month. I lived in FL during January of this year.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    March 15, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    i wouldn`t say Florida is a level of hell, more like a dimension of the twilight zone.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Its right about the drama kids. My school drama company used to go to denny`s (before it closed)after closing night. A jeep got flipped over b/c the drama company from our rival school was there the same night. heh heh heh....p.s. 5th type of florida person: The really chill, uber-groovy surfer/hippy people who say they own a ligit bussiness/hold a job but really just sell soft-core drugs and listen to good music. :D go florida folk #5!
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    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    But... I live in Florida. I have for 5 years.
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    Ethan406 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    haha nice and very true!
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    debauchery Female 18-29
    44 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    good set-up
    bad punchline

    I`ve been on far worse places than Florida.

    Try Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Smells like piss, vomit, booze and depravity.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    I couldn`t agree more. I really thought the DMV would be a circle of hell.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    "Try Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Smells like piss, vomit, booze and depravity."

    The reasons behind this are:

    1. It`s true.
    2. Many bars on Bourbon Street don`t let you use their bathrooms unless you get food or drink, hence people pee outside.
    3. People are drunk, have thrown up, and the street cleaners haven`t shown up yet.
    4. You`re still sober enough to smell everything.
    5. There aren`t enough people outside yet to mask the smell.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    lol number 3. Since my fiance`s brother`s girlfriend had her second kid I will now have to endure another 1st birthday in a few months. I don`t think my mind can handle all the baby talk and screaming.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Thankfully we have none of these places, but I can think of our own over here..
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    oh, and I`ve never thrown a party for a 1 yr old lol
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    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    KINKO`S. YES. I just finished four and a half years as a graphic design student, and I made more trips to Kinko`s in that time than I would have liked. It is a terrible place.
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    520 Male 13-17
    432 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Good Article!
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Florida...
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    " `Try Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Smells like piss, vomit, booze and depravity.`

    The reasons behind this are:

    1. It`s true.
    2. Many bars on Bourbon Street don`t let you use their bathrooms unless you get food or drink, hence people pee outside.
    3. People are drunk, have thrown up, and the street cleaners haven`t shown up yet.
    4. You`re still sober enough to smell everything.
    5. There aren`t enough people outside yet to mask the smell."
    Dude, that sounds just nasty.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    I recent the Cuban comment...
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    "I recent the Cuban comment..."

    Why? have you been to Cuba resently?
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    MissMage Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Oh the pain of post-performance Denny`s.
    Actually I was in marching band and after field shows, the band would infect some Denny`s type restaurant and were just as obnoxious as drama kids if not more.

    I have horrible memories of them screaming victory school spirit chants over and over. Ugh.
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    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    "Florida"
    haha
    EPIC WIN IAB!!
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Cubans who won’t shut up about Cuban politics
    --
    Where is Prime at...>.>
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Florida, so true.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    I`ve been to every one of those places, except Florida. In fact, I used to participate in #4, but replace actors with the stage crew and Denny`s with Village Inn. We were a much more fun group than the egotistical "actors".
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    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    So, Florida is the worst, huh?

    I was born there. I guess that means I`m from hell. Hehe.
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    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    9 is right.
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    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Yeah...Miami Beach.
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    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    Yeah...Miami Beach.
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    trav1148 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Theres at least 20 states that are worse than Florida. The Midwest especially
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Florida sucks.
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    That made me giggle.

    And no. There is no place worse than Florida. Why do you think it has the reputation it does? Why does IAB play "Guess the State" when crazy poo happens? Why does Fark have a Florida tag? Ethiopians wake up everyday thinking "God damn, at least this isn`t Florida."
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    hahaha! the open mic night and denny`s are sooo ture.
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    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    I can agree with Florida, especially the old people part. We saw a man on a motorcycle get CREAMED by this old guy who looked to be 90 years old. I think the guy died before he hit the ground about 20 feet away. Also, during the summer the "rudes" come; people from up north who cut in line and are pushy and nosy and generally rude.
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    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    goddommit, I`m going to Florida for spring break. hopefully its not too bad for me
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    Being an ex-florida resident,I have to agree with the ninth level.I spent 20 years in Hell.
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 1:08 am
    Open mics are fun actually. To me anyway. It`s funny hearing how untalented people are, especially when they don`t realize it. And every once in a while a clinically insane person will get up there and be crazy. Isn`t that why people watch American Idol?
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 1:45 am
    ugh 1am hospitals- go there for a sprained ankle , come back with 5 different kinds of the flu.
    is it just me, or do people with the flu need to just stay home and rest, and cover their damn mouth? like why bother go to the hospital because you feel crappy? Maybe thats just a canadian thing, though, because we dont have to worry about insurance or cost. still pisses me off though. you obviously have the flu. rest, drink fluids, see your doctor in the am.
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    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 4:13 am
    I`ve been to the ER multiple times in the past few months (For asthma attacks, mostly) and it`s never really been that bad. The worst was in the day time, actually.

    "ugh 1am hospitals- go there for a sprained ankle , come back with 5 different kinds of the flu.
    is it just me, or do people with the flu need to just stay home and rest, and cover their damn mouth? like why bother go to the hospital because you feel crappy? Maybe thats just a canadian thing, though, because we dont have to worry about insurance or cost. still pisses me off though. you obviously have the flu. rest, drink fluids, see your doctor in the am."

    I never get sick at the doctor, only at concerts. I`ve now been sick for three weeks from a Toasters concert. Ugh.
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    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 6:19 am
    I agree with the 9th level. I`ve never been to Florida, but it`s about as far south on the mainland as you can get. Enough said.

    I have to disagree with the birthday part, but that`s only because in Maui (And the rest of Hawaii, I believe), a child`s first birthday is a huge event. The smaller "first birthday"s that I have seen still included multiple kegs of beer and plenty of delicious food on the beach.
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 7:58 am
    can`t see it...

    damn you school blocker!!!!
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Ha, we used to do the Denny`s thing. We weren`t obnoxious though, we basically just hung out like anyone else. Although, some of the younger kids/newbs would be a little annoying...
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Wow, I have been out with the couple who hates each other way more times than I`d like to admit! I`d rather poop at the gas station.
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Holy crap I`ve experienced 7 of those.
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    @ xXKaryXx

    You`re lucky just to get IAB. My school blocks pretty much everything. :(
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    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    APJ- tell me about it! our school blocked the site we use to get through the facebook block! (add `s` after http once youre on facebook, also works for other sites, but not all)
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    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    March 16, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    I live in Florida, and that seems about right.
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    metalm0rgan Male 18-29
    110 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 3:16 am
    APJ311 & krazyfreak58 - www.proxyspinner.de - (It`s in German) type www.i-am-bored.com into the bar at the top. Should get you past their blocking.

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    RearEchelon Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    #9 is totally on point. I actually live in GA, but for work I have to descend to the 9th level all the drating time. I drating hate Florida and everyone who comes from Florida.
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    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    March 20, 2010 at 11:14 am
    I thought it`s Detroit, not Florida (Southpark, anyone?).
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    lightquake Male 13-17
    21 posts
    April 23, 2010 at 10:37 am
    #8 reminds me of school....

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