Zoo`s Turtle Pit Proves To Be Educational [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Weird

The kids don"t know exactly what these turtles are doing but they know it"s educational... and very disturbing.
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Female 517
I don`t know about you, buy i used to like turtles when i was younger, and now the only times i see them is when they`re f*cking.
I mean, comon.
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Male 75
I`m glad there`s a bit of tortoise vs turtle debate going on here. I get really angry when people call tortoises turtles!
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Male 25
ehh... ehh...
thats how they sound
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Male 29
why did you call him tortoise?
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Male 430
turtle leap frog is the best!
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Female 31
Yes , African Spurred Tortoise - Geochelone sulcata. I have one. Hes 50lbs now, don know what Im going to do when her is 150lbs. Def not have him make baby turtles!
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Female 5,222
expect baby turtles in.. 5.. 4.. 3...
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Male 193
they are healthy tortoises, so what?
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Male 2,220
VV brilliant.
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Male 88
there`s a few subtle clues tht tell you these aren`t turtles, and particulalry not marine ones

no water
no bandanas
no pizza

easy

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Male 1,265
I think they`re African Sulcata tortoises as opposed to marine turtles, can anyone confirm?
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Male 2,159
I like turtles.
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Male 25,416
bow chika bow wow!
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Female 258
omg their faces XD kodak moment
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Female 1,048
It`s taken that turtle YEARS to get into the "go" position!! When that family started watching they had just gotten married!
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Male 139
"Harold, theres people watching! not now!"

"Damn it, Carolyn, it took me three days to climb up here. We are doing this!"

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Female 354
creeper dad creeps in the back.
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Male 1,195
The kid in the red shirt looks like he`s crying, lol.
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Male 575
piggyback rides are the best!
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Male 2,199
"Harold! theres people watching! not now!"

"shaddap! let em watch, im gettin buisay!"

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Female 512
I love how everyone except Dad is looking a bit worried...Dad has a grin on his face...
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Male 411
they`re tortoises goddangit
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Female 273
Oh my goodness.
Turtles humping are the funniest things ever!
they make the strangest noises.

and LOL@ lionhart

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Male 49
HAHAHA at Lion. :)
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Male 1,625
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! ... "Is it in yet?"
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Male 8,302
I took my kids to the zoo and one of them asked me what the big thing between the elephant`s legs was. I said "Umm... that`s its penis kids."

They said "Well, how come when we asked Mum, she said it was nothing?"

I said "Well, cause your Mum is spoiled, kids..."

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Male 9,306
"Mommy? What are they doing?"
"They`re boning. Watch and learn, maybe SOMEONE here could learn a thing or two from them."
"Honey we`ve talked about this..."
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Male 3,431
Like watching a turd have sex with another turd.
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Male 5,314
so that`s how it`s done
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Male 122
Educational, indeed - isn`t this what inspired Jorn Utzon when he designed Sydney Opera House?
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Female 457
My friend had a story when she was traveling on tour with her choir, and they sang a lot of old hymns including "Lead on O King Eternal". Well, they were all visiting a zoo and witnessed a similar activity to the pic above... and one of the choir members just blurted out, "Lead on, O Kinky Turtle!" ^_^ hahaha!
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Female 1,401
turtles must be really horny. the past two times ive gone to TWO DIFFERENT zoos the turtles started humping.
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Male 2,690
I love the sounds they make haha
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Male 1,931
The older gentleman enjoys that a bit too much.
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Female 4,225
This made me laugh

I have a q...does the movement depend on turtle size? I saw some very boriong turtle-in-a-zoo sex once...i wish i took a pic to make a poster

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Female 82
Dont bother covering their eyes parents, they have to learn about the birds and the bees someday :)
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Male 1,190
Not hardcore, but "hard-shell"?
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Male 716
*Cuts to Zombie Kid* "I like turtles..."
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Male 504
All them kids watching probably were told it was animal sex and were mesmerized.
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Female 23
I wonder if that`s in Philly. Apparently one of the turtles there is famous for getting it on. I went once, and we passed the turtles three times. Each time, the male turtle was with a different female.
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Male 12,138
The foreplay alone must take days...
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Female 250
Kids gotta learn. ;]
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Male 15,510
Guys, I think they need some privacy
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Female 667
That one woman looks like she`s learning something, too

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Male 239
Cool
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Female 1,780
Link: Zoo`s Turtle Pit Proves To Be Educational [Pic] [Rate Link] - The kids don`t know exactly what these turtles are doing but they know it`s educational... and very disturbing.
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