Zebra Makes Lion Its Bitch [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Misc

You just got pwned, son.
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Female 237
*sigh*

Never leave a man to do a woman`s job..... ;)

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Female 5,222
pwn
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Male 335
I would have been too busy screaming OWNED! at the lion to take a picture.
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Male 40
ZEBRA FTW!!!!
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Female 355
Rock on, Zebra.
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Male 1,140
Zebra: Mod kicked!

Lion: WTF?

Person taking picture: PWNT!

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Female 914
NNNNnnnOOO
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Male 2,402
Actually it looks like the lion just got bitch slapped!
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Male 2,868
Hungry lion is hungry
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Male 914
but you can poo in the wild with a broken jaw so he probably went poopies
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Male 1,351
His version of a pimp slap...
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Male 4,793
that lion probably died. can`t do poo in the wild with a broken jaw.
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Male 2,510
Hax0r!
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Male 1,043
Bam!!
Recht op z`n bakkes!
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Male 154
PWND n00b!!!!
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Female 3,828
OOh very good animal facts, nido! i was gonna say the same thing but looks like you said it for me. Dont know about you, but i learn a lot from animal planet.
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Male 9,305
"Isn`t this a zebra`s natural defense against lions? Like, if they couldn`t do this, there wouldn`t be many zebras left. But I thought only female lions did the hunting?"

1) Yes. Back kicks are a horse`s biggest defense.
2) Lionesses usually hunt for prides, but males can eventually go solo. When they don`t have a pride to lead they hunt on their own.

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Male 2,748
hahaha, thats just classic
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Female 3,574
right before the lion bites his leg off
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Female 505
Look at how short that zebra`s legs are.
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Female 295
-POW-
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Female 55
owned
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Male 3,310
Zebra makes lion it`s lunch (for him)
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Male 3,842
Isn`t this a zebra`s natural defense against lions? Like, if they couldn`t do this, there wouldn`t be many zebras left. But I thought only female lions did the hunting?
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Female 27
Maybe that`s just a vein.. Or a shallow cut, Steelgrid. *hopes*
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Male 2,700
On the right claw of the lion, you can see where his claws have cut into the flesh but has yet to bleed....that zebra actually is pretty messed up if u really follow the cut up the belly
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Male 1,455
Right now I`m sitting two feet from a zebra skin. When safe meat was scarce in Nairobi, we shot our own.

Zebras can be nasty, but they pale in comparison to cape buffalo. Those things are big, ugly, aggressive, and can survive extreme injury. One such buffalo lived long enough to charge a quarter mile and chase my father`s guide up a tree before succumbing to the four 30-06 rounds embedded in its heart and brain.

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Male 55
@Fatninja01 That is the best thing anyone has ever said ever..
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Female 336
Oh yes, lions DO get killed this way. It reminds me of a nature show I saw years ago where they filmed a lioness that was found lying around a water hole. Her jaw had been broken by a kick from a zebra. It took weeks for her to slowly starve to death.

There`s a good reason why people in Africa have lived alongside zebras for thousands of years but have never domesticated them. They`re meaner than catpoo.

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Male 769
... @that lion....
UR DOIN IT RONG!!!!
god you make all of us lions look bad
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Female 1,677
Aww the zebra looks freaked out, I hope they both ended up okay and became friends. I really really do.

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Male 96
FALCON KICK!
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Male 3,755
Hey eso, that`s exactly what I was gonna say.
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Female 36
WIN
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Male 471
Then the lion continues falling, rips the guts out with it`s already embedded claws, then proceeds to eat it.
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Male 133
A zebra can easily shatter a lions skull with a kick..and being that it`s straight to the lions jaw, I`m guessing that lion will die very slowing, starving to death..so yeah, I`d say the lion got the poo end of the stick on that deal.
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Female 2,352
HURRICANE KICK!! X3
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Male 97
lol at Lionhart
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Male 10,855
PWND!
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Male 2,690
YES!
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Male 8,300
Firstly, that`s a lion, not a lioness, so it can`t be anyone`s bitch.

Secondly, who`s pwning whom here? Ok, so the racist horse gets one pathetic kick in, but those are 2-inch claws, straight through into the stomach. The Z is already dead, it just doesn`t know it yet.

Lion 1 - Racist Horse 0.

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Male 126
that zebra channeled his inner chuck norris and clearly kicked that lion in the face
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Male 1,190
BOOT to the HEAD!
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Male 5,189
Kiya!!
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Female 859
B!TCH GOT SERVED
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Female 4,225
Def win
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Male 25
@ilove lolllll
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Female 676
Roadhouse.
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Male 3,619
"Smell it! SMELL IT! now TAKE IT!"
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Male 25,416
zebra! the lion of africa! :)
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Female 691
Complete ownage there.
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Female 1,780
Link: Zebra Makes Lion Its Bitch [Pic] [Rate Link] - You just got pwned, son.
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