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Date: 02/14/10 12:02 PM

52 Responses to Zebra Makes Lion Its Bitch [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Link: Zebra Makes Lion Its Bitch - You just got pwned, son.
  2. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Complete ownage there.
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    zebra! the lion of africa! :)
  4. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    "Smell it! SMELL IT! now TAKE IT!"
  5. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Roadhouse.
  6. Profile photo of wimiyuk
    wimiyuk Male 18-29
    25 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    @ilove lolllll
  7. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Def win
  8. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    B!TCH GOT SERVED
  9. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    BOOT to the HEAD!
  10. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    127 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    that zebra channeled his inner chuck norris and clearly kicked that lion in the face
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Firstly, that`s a lion, not a lioness, so it can`t be anyone`s bitch.

    Secondly, who`s pwning whom here? Ok, so the racist horse gets one pathetic kick in, but those are 2-inch claws, straight through into the stomach. The Z is already dead, it just doesn`t know it yet.

    Lion 1 - Racist Horse 0.

  12. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    YES!
  13. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    PWND!
  14. Profile photo of mercedzdanz
    mercedzdanz Male 18-29
    97 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    lol at Lionhart
  15. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    HURRICANE KICK!! X3
  16. Profile photo of WhoaHeyDude
    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    A zebra can easily shatter a lions skull with a kick..and being that it`s straight to the lions jaw, I`m guessing that lion will die very slowing, starving to death..so yeah, I`d say the lion got the poo end of the stick on that deal.
  17. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Then the lion continues falling, rips the guts out with it`s already embedded claws, then proceeds to eat it.
  18. Profile photo of kayawithpig
    kayawithpig Female 30-39
    36 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    WIN
  19. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Hey eso, that`s exactly what I was gonna say.
  20. Profile photo of luptonicedte
    luptonicedte Male 18-29
    98 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    FALCON KICK!
  21. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Aww the zebra looks freaked out, I hope they both ended up okay and became friends. I really really do.

    ...

  22. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    ... @that lion....
    UR DOIN IT RONG!!!!
    god you make all of us lions look bad
  23. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Oh yes, lions DO get killed this way. It reminds me of a nature show I saw years ago where they filmed a lioness that was found lying around a water hole. Her jaw had been broken by a kick from a zebra. It took weeks for her to slowly starve to death.

    There`s a good reason why people in Africa have lived alongside zebras for thousands of years but have never domesticated them. They`re meaner than catpoo.

  24. Profile photo of simon_nz
    simon_nz Male 18-29
    55 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    @Fatninja01 That is the best thing anyone has ever said ever..
  25. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    Right now I`m sitting two feet from a zebra skin. When safe meat was scarce in Nairobi, we shot our own.

    Zebras can be nasty, but they pale in comparison to cape buffalo. Those things are big, ugly, aggressive, and can survive extreme injury. One such buffalo lived long enough to charge a quarter mile and chase my father`s guide up a tree before succumbing to the four 30-06 rounds embedded in its heart and brain.

  26. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    On the right claw of the lion, you can see where his claws have cut into the flesh but has yet to bleed....that zebra actually is pretty messed up if u really follow the cut up the belly
  27. Profile photo of WakkaWakka
    WakkaWakka Female 18-29
    27 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Maybe that`s just a vein.. Or a shallow cut, Steelgrid. *hopes*
  28. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    Isn`t this a zebra`s natural defense against lions? Like, if they couldn`t do this, there wouldn`t be many zebras left. But I thought only female lions did the hunting?
  29. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Zebra makes lion it`s lunch (for him)
  30. Profile photo of sumcrazzykid
    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    owned
  31. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    -POW-
  32. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    506 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Look at how short that zebra`s legs are.
  33. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    right before the lion bites his leg off
  34. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    hahaha, thats just classic
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    "Isn`t this a zebra`s natural defense against lions? Like, if they couldn`t do this, there wouldn`t be many zebras left. But I thought only female lions did the hunting?"

    1) Yes. Back kicks are a horse`s biggest defense.
    2) Lionesses usually hunt for prides, but males can eventually go solo. When they don`t have a pride to lead they hunt on their own.

  36. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 3:50 am
    OOh very good animal facts, nido! i was gonna say the same thing but looks like you said it for me. Dont know about you, but i learn a lot from animal planet.
  37. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 4:47 am
    PWND n00b!!!!
  38. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:52 am
    Bam!!
    Recht op z`n bakkes!
  39. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:05 am
    Hax0r!
  40. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:00 am
    that lion probably died. can`t do poo in the wild with a broken jaw.
  41. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:08 am
    His version of a pimp slap...
  42. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:24 am
    but you can poo in the wild with a broken jaw so he probably went poopies
  43. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:48 am
    Hungry lion is hungry
  44. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Actually it looks like the lion just got bitch slapped!
  45. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    NNNNnnnOOO
  46. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Zebra: Mod kicked!

    Lion: WTF?

    Person taking picture: PWNT!

  47. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Rock on, Zebra.
  48. Profile photo of mnun1234
    mnun1234 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 4:31 am
    ZEBRA FTW!!!!
  49. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    I would have been too busy screaming OWNED! at the lion to take a picture.
  50. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 7:03 am
    pwn
  51. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 11:58 am
    *sigh*

    Never leave a man to do a woman`s job..... ;)

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