You Will Never Be Better Than This Kid [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Some kids ride bikes, some kids ride go-karts. This kid rides anaconda snakes.
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Female 517
It can eat him with pleasure. o.o
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Male 108
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom mushroom
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Female 5,222
snaaaaaaake!! its a snaaaaaakkee..
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Male 77
That`s a yellow anaconda, looks real healthy and young too, must be a pet
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Female 1,043
And little Johnny mysteriously passed away seven minutes afterwards.
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Female 82
CoffeeDiiva It`s an anaconda, you can tell by the orange strips running along its head and just under the eye, along with the stripes on its body. Why someone would want their child sitting on one the biggest and most aggressive constrictors known to man is beyond me. His parents must have lost their minds.
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Male 5,194
Call child welfare, lock up parents.
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Male 8,302
> lapajara
> lol lionhart do hear of alot of cases of anal worms in children?

When you get older, you will know the Joys of Parenthood - all the things you never knew when you were a kid, that you really don`t want to know about now you`re a parent but you have to anyway. Ever see a kid scratching his a*s? I got news for you - 9 times out of 10 it isn`t an itch.

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Female 250
"I got chased by alligators when I was a kid... apparently they don`t like Krystals... or they REALLY like Krystals..."

Oh yeah.. And I like to play tag with zombies.

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Male 473
I`m already better than that kid, cause I`m not an idiot sitting on a giant snake that can eat me.
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Female 1,604
is that a boa? because if it is, no big deal sitting on one, they kill by wrapping themselves around you, and they aren`t fast, but once they start it is very hard to get them to let go
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Male 15,510
He grew up to be better known as...

CHUCK NORRIS

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Male 1,195
I got chased by alligators when I was a kid... apparently they don`t like Krystals... or they REALLY like Krystals...
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Male 47
i swam in alligator infested swamp when i was a kid and my parents didnt care
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Male 4,867
woah, that kid is a badass

lol davy

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Male 1,351
Who`s willingly letting him do this? I don`t know whether to punch them or applaud their recklessness in letting the boy.
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Female 4,197
[quote]And years later, while this snake was watching CNN at his local bar, he dropped his beer and was overheard saying in anger and disbelief:

"He was killed by a what? A f*cking WHAT?"[/quote]

lol that was exactly my reaction when he died:
"oh, did you hear Steve Irwin died?"
"ha, a croc finally got him then?"
"no... a stingray..."
"a what? A f*cking WHAT?"

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Female 117
lol lionhart do hear of alot of cases of anal worms in children?
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Male 12,138
[quote]The exciting adventures of a young Steve Irwin.[/quote]

And years later, while this snake was watching CNN at his local bar, he dropped his beer and was overheard saying in anger and disbelief:

"He was killed by a what? A f*cking WHAT?"

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Male 8,302
Dang, that`s the worst case of anal worms I`ve ever heard of any kid having!
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Male 3,915
awesome...i don`t think i was THAT brave when i was that old...but damn...i MIGHT have done it...lol...given the correct circumstances...
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Male 492
OH HELL TO THE NO!
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Female 1,401
he`s really just giving him a bath.... or a sensual massage O.o?
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Male 2,690
WIN
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Male 1,297
holy pew!
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Male 122
That does look like shaun wearing a Ben Sherman.
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Female 691
giddy up.
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Male 25,416
snakes like mmmmmm.... dinner!
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Female 688
that looks like shaun from this is england..
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Male 50
That snake could srsly swallow him...
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Male 17,512
A young Steve Irwin perhaps ?
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Male 464
When you learn to ride a bike, you never forget. When your bike bites you, you`ve made a mistake.
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Male 395
The exciting adventures of a young Steve Irwin.
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Male 20,169
Link: You Will Never Be Better Than This Kid [Pic] [Rate Link] - Some kids ride bikes, some kids ride go-karts. This kid rides anaconda snakes.
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