What`s The Greatest Invention Of The 2000s? [Gif]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Science

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There are 66 comments:
Male 1,484
meh.....
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Female 115
I saw this ad on tv and I hung my head for humanity. If you can`t crack an egg, you fail at Living 101.
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Female 62
I bet it takes longer to put the egg in that contraption than just to crack the egg yourself!
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Female 125
Oh my God, I need one.
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Male 38
ah man, it wouldve been perfect if it filtered ugly liquid from the main egg before dropping it into the pan
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Male 182
I thought IAB was the best invention of the 2000s
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Female 3,598
Lionhart i love you.
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Male 76
this is y i luv america
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Female 1,043
IkeRay, you were stupid and lazy enough to actually buy this?
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Male 1,590
Lionhart, your WMD in the form of a giant rotten tomato will be arriving shortly.
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Male 8,302
Please don`t egg on the henpecked commenters posting fowel puns, they`re really scratching to make a yolk out of all this but the hardboiled truth is that their yolks just aren`t runny, they`re just cooped up inside all day and instead of roosting their dinner, they`re getting all roostery with their crowing.
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Male 131
Not that great. I hate cooked egg.
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Male 216
need it.
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Male 2,703
the only thing I like about this contraption (not shown in the gif) is it comes with an egg separator attachment. no more having to move the yolk back and forth between the shells to get the egg whites, it catches the yolk and the whites fall into the bowl.

cracking an egg is easy and even with this contraption it doesn`t guarantee the egg won`t shatter being yanked apart.

and if alton brown has taught me anything...unitaskers are a waste of time.

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Male 32
Har Har... You must be yolking.
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Male 15,832
peloos12, this was pretty good, too.
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Male 1,371
Wow, this is terribly amazing! I wouldn`t be able to crack an egg any other way!
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Male 1,266
Hmm.. surely it takes more time to put it in that thing than it would to tap it gently on the side of the pan and then pull it apart?
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Male 129
@ggolbez Eggs you buy at the grocers are unfertilized...you aren`t killing anything...
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Male 1,931
If you can`t properly crack an egg, buy a carton of two dozen and practice. Sure, it`s a small genocide but at least you`ll have a new useful skill.
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Female 89
wow.
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Male 275
I would buy this for opening hard-boiled eggs easier. Though, anyone who can`t open an egg properly is a klutz.
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Female 158
lol i saw this before! it`s the EZ cracker! *chuckles* easy cracker...*giggle*
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Male 1,195
"What I would have rather seen is all the stock footage of the retards fumbling trying to break an egg while the narrator says something corny like " Is this you?... "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CB2MVZgt...

You`re welcome.

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Male 8,302
You can CRACK EGGSHELLS!!???? Why doesn`t anyone ever tell me these things, I can think of a hundred new ways of cooking them now that I know that!
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Male 3,842
***What I would have rather seen is all the stock footage of the retards fumbling trying to break an egg while the narrator says something corny like " Is this you?... ***


WE GOT THAT B-ROLL!

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Male 3,842
I suppose this could be useful for someone with one hand, except that someone with one hand is probably pretty good at cracking eggs with one hand.

I suppose this could be useful for someone who has recently broken their wrist or some fingers on their dominant hand and must therefore crack an egg with their non-dominant hand.

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Male 3,819
Oh, and this was better.
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Female 1,043
its probably for clumsy old ladies who cant chew the shells that end up in their eggs every morning -.-"
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Male 3,756
LuckyDave, all I can do is shake my head at your idiotic comment.
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Male 599
Thing is it takes five times longer to load the egg and unload the shell than it would just to crack the egg like the rest of the "uncivilized" world does it...
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Female 3,574
.......... wow
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Male 675
They actually show that commercial where I live, thing is, a guy taught me how to crack an egg with one hand, and it took me one try. Its a moronic tool for the insecure American cook.
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Female 30
i think the only potentially good thing about this would be the lack of shells in my eggs
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Male 15,510
Why so lazy, America?
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Male 1,195
I can finally put an end to the stressful burden of cracking my eggs on the pan like a caveman!
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Male 586
What I would have rather seen is all the stock footage of the retards fumbling trying to break an egg while the narrator says something corny like " Is this you?... Tired of breaking eggs the OLD way, well not anymore thanks to the Egg-o-matic 9001!
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Male 25,416
wow, or your could save money and crack it on a bowl! wow i know what i would do!
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Female 241
So useful...
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Male 5,194
Do they have one for dogs, too?
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Male 5,194
Hey! I could use that while wearing a Snuggie ® and STILL have one hand free to hold a ShamWow ® to clean up the mess!
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Male 3,819
Ron Popeil was the original gangster ass inventor. You should see some of his older products. I don`t think this is one but I remember he had this little needle like mixer you could shove an egg on and it would beat it, perfectly, inside the shell. Crack the egg and have instant scrambled eggs.
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Female 855
slap chop- "you`ll love my nuts"
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Male 670
fancylad, hey, the slap chop is very handy
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Male 471
This is one of those commercials where they have the ominous voice saying "ISN`T IT DIFFICULT TO MAKE EGGS?", then shows a black and white video of a woman cracking an egg that literally explodes in her hand, isn`t it?
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Female 864
That gadget is as useless as the snuggie the slap chop and that stupid plastic board that helps you fold your laundry properly .
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Male 7,589
dumb, yet rather mesmerizing to watch.
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Male 2,576
Hmm, useless?
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Male 9,306
"No, our society is making tools for the unskilled so they can eat eggs, too."

You misspelled "lazy".

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Male 2,690
I love that thing!
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Male 1,085
I want one to crack Quail Eggs and Emu Eggs...quail eggs are really a pain to crack because they`re so small, and Emu eggs are just huge!
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Male 2,506
EGG YOLK FIGHT?
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Female 1,578
Noooo, cracking eggs is so much fun! This would ruin it all.
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Male 670
[quote]wow..has our society become so unskilled that they cant even break an egg in half?[/quote]

No, our society is making tools for the unskilled so they can eat eggs, too.

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Male 3,431
I want one large enough to accommodate a human head.
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Male 1,958
I kinda want one
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Female 331
wow..has our society become so unskilled that they cant even break an egg in half?
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Female 2,672
my life is now complete
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Female 237
What a yoke...
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Male 299
Hmm... Needs more explosives and a usb interface.
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Female 8
Sadly that would help me soooo much
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Female 1,545
This looks like a mess waiting to happen.
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Female 9,403
wow, just, wow.
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Female 697
It`s not that hard to crack eggs...
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Male 131
Mind-blowing technology right there.
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Female 1,780
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