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Date: 02/06/10 08:04 AM

66 Responses to What`s The Greatest Invention Of The 2000s? [Gif]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Link: What`s The Greatest Invention Of The 2000s? - This gadget: I-A-B, prepare to rock your world with this life-changing discovery.
  2. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Mind-blowing technology right there.
  3. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:26 am
    It`s not that hard to crack eggs...
  4. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:29 am
    wow, just, wow.
  5. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:29 am
    This looks like a mess waiting to happen.
  6. Profile photo of Boomm8
    Boomm8 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Sadly that would help me soooo much
  7. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Hmm... Needs more explosives and a usb interface.
  8. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:40 am
    What a yoke...
  9. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:43 am
    my life is now complete
  10. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:49 am
    wow..has our society become so unskilled that they cant even break an egg in half?
  11. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:58 am
    I kinda want one
  12. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:58 am
    I want one large enough to accommodate a human head.
  13. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:00 am
    wow..has our society become so unskilled that they cant even break an egg in half?

    No, our society is making tools for the unskilled so they can eat eggs, too.

  14. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:14 am
    Noooo, cracking eggs is so much fun! This would ruin it all.
  15. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:39 am
    EGG YOLK FIGHT?
  16. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I want one to crack Quail Eggs and Emu Eggs...quail eggs are really a pain to crack because they`re so small, and Emu eggs are just huge!
  17. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:04 am
    I love that thing!
  18. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:12 am
    "No, our society is making tools for the unskilled so they can eat eggs, too."

    You misspelled "lazy".

  19. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Hmm, useless?
  20. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:20 am
    dumb, yet rather mesmerizing to watch.
  21. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:29 am
    That gadget is as useless as the snuggie the slap chop and that stupid plastic board that helps you fold your laundry properly .
  22. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:36 am
    This is one of those commercials where they have the ominous voice saying "ISN`T IT DIFFICULT TO MAKE EGGS?", then shows a black and white video of a woman cracking an egg that literally explodes in her hand, isn`t it?
  23. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:46 am
    fancylad, hey, the slap chop is very handy
  24. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 11:04 am
    slap chop- "you`ll love my nuts"
  25. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Ron Popeil was the original gangster ass inventor. You should see some of his older products. I don`t think this is one but I remember he had this little needle like mixer you could shove an egg on and it would beat it, perfectly, inside the shell. Crack the egg and have instant scrambled eggs.
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Hey! I could use that while wearing a Snuggie ® and STILL have one hand free to hold a ShamWow ® to clean up the mess!
  27. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Do they have one for dogs, too?
  28. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    So useful...
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    wow, or your could save money and crack it on a bowl! wow i know what i would do!
  30. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    What I would have rather seen is all the stock footage of the retards fumbling trying to break an egg while the narrator says something corny like " Is this you?... Tired of breaking eggs the OLD way, well not anymore thanks to the Egg-o-matic 9001!
  31. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    I can finally put an end to the stressful burden of cracking my eggs on the pan like a caveman!
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Why so lazy, America?
  33. Profile photo of bloop_326
    bloop_326 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    i think the only potentially good thing about this would be the lack of shells in my eggs
  34. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    They actually show that commercial where I live, thing is, a guy taught me how to crack an egg with one hand, and it took me one try. Its a moronic tool for the insecure American cook.
  35. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    .......... wow
  36. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Thing is it takes five times longer to load the egg and unload the shell than it would just to crack the egg like the rest of the "uncivilized" world does it...
  37. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    LuckyDave, all I can do is shake my head at your idiotic comment.
  38. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    its probably for clumsy old ladies who cant chew the shells that end up in their eggs every morning -.-"
  39. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Oh, and this was better.
  40. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    I suppose this could be useful for someone with one hand, except that someone with one hand is probably pretty good at cracking eggs with one hand.

    I suppose this could be useful for someone who has recently broken their wrist or some fingers on their dominant hand and must therefore crack an egg with their non-dominant hand.

  41. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    ***What I would have rather seen is all the stock footage of the retards fumbling trying to break an egg while the narrator says something corny like " Is this you?... ***


    WE GOT THAT B-ROLL!

  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    You can CRACK EGGSHELLS!!???? Why doesn`t anyone ever tell me these things, I can think of a hundred new ways of cooking them now that I know that!
  43. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    "What I would have rather seen is all the stock footage of the retards fumbling trying to break an egg while the narrator says something corny like " Is this you?... "

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CB2MVZgt...

    You`re welcome.

  44. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    lol i saw this before! it`s the EZ cracker! *chuckles* easy cracker...*giggle*
  45. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    I would buy this for opening hard-boiled eggs easier. Though, anyone who can`t open an egg properly is a klutz.
  46. Profile photo of repression
    repression Female 13-17
    89 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    wow.
  47. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    If you can`t properly crack an egg, buy a carton of two dozen and practice. Sure, it`s a small genocide but at least you`ll have a new useful skill.
  48. Profile photo of Sigon
    Sigon Male 18-29
    129 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    @ggolbez Eggs you buy at the grocers are unfertilized...you aren`t killing anything...
  49. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    Hmm.. surely it takes more time to put it in that thing than it would to tap it gently on the side of the pan and then pull it apart?
  50. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Wow, this is terribly amazing! I wouldn`t be able to crack an egg any other way!
  51. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    peloos12, this was pretty good, too.
  52. Profile photo of Zaneo
    Zaneo Male 18-29
    32 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Har Har... You must be yolking.
  53. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    the only thing I like about this contraption (not shown in the gif) is it comes with an egg separator attachment. no more having to move the yolk back and forth between the shells to get the egg whites, it catches the yolk and the whites fall into the bowl.

    cracking an egg is easy and even with this contraption it doesn`t guarantee the egg won`t shatter being yanked apart.

    and if alton brown has taught me anything...unitaskers are a waste of time.

  54. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    need it.
  55. Profile photo of Keitarohusky
    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 1:31 am
    Not that great. I hate cooked egg.
  56. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 4:17 am
    Please don`t egg on the henpecked commenters posting fowel puns, they`re really scratching to make a yolk out of all this but the hardboiled truth is that their yolks just aren`t runny, they`re just cooped up inside all day and instead of roosting their dinner, they`re getting all roostery with their crowing.
  57. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 5:55 am
    Lionhart, your WMD in the form of a giant rotten tomato will be arriving shortly.
  58. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 9:50 am
    IkeRay, you were stupid and lazy enough to actually buy this?
  59. Profile photo of MastaPlan23
    MastaPlan23 Male 13-17
    76 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:08 am
    this is y i luv america
  60. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Lionhart i love you.
  61. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
    182 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    I thought IAB was the best invention of the 2000s
  62. Profile photo of tozfttoz
    tozfttoz Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    ah man, it wouldve been perfect if it filtered ugly liquid from the main egg before dropping it into the pan
  63. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    Oh my God, I need one.
  64. Profile photo of kewlbetti
    kewlbetti Female 30-39
    62 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    I bet it takes longer to put the egg in that contraption than just to crack the egg yourself!
  65. Profile photo of Spider13
    Spider13 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I saw this ad on tv and I hung my head for humanity. If you can`t crack an egg, you fail at Living 101.
  66. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    March 22, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    meh.....

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