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Date: 02/08/10 07:34 AM

58 Responses to What Kind Of Contraception Do You Use? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    Link: What Kind Of Contraception Do You Use? - Best answer ever! Next time a form asks me this question, I`m going to use this answer too. Classic.
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    tomaj Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 7:37 am
    nice
  3. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 7:39 am
    menopause as birth control?
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Oh har har har. Homos can be funny too.
  5. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:00 am
    "menopause as birth control?"

    XD I saw that too.

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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Oh that one? That`s the most effective form!
  7. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:16 am
    heheeee yay homosexuals! *huggles them all*
  8. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:37 am
    I may be being woefully ignorant here but what sort of form requires information on how many jobs you`ve had in the last 10 years and what your preferred form of contraception is?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Other (please specify): Sodomy. (No homo.)
  10. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:53 am
    i think id rather use a condom
  11. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:09 am
    ah homosexuality, a great way of insuring we are not burdened by children
  12. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:15 am
    haha cute
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:16 am
    pip-pip666, a survey of some kind?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:20 am
    "I may be being woefully ignorant here but what sort of form requires information on how many jobs you`ve had in the last 10 years and what your preferred form of contraception is?"

    You know that`s a great question...and why the hell do they need TEN years? Why not three?

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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:26 am
    Hah I misread Tubal Ligation for Tubal Litigation which is where you threaten to sue the carp outta them if they get you pregnant.
  16. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:28 am
    @Pip-pip
    I would also like to know...
  17. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Think I`ll stick to the good old Johnny.
  18. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Pui: Thats quite an intrusive survey! I`d like to believe people are being approached down their high street by some bouncy hair-cut demanding` `just five minutes of your time to discuss how you avoid getting knocked up??` lol.
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    eKarnage Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Wooo! Sodomy!
  20. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 9:33 am
    The correct answer is you don`t

    Also, what kind of form asks this?

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Birth control: Handrea
  22. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Personally I use world of warcraft. Never caught an STD since I started playing...
  23. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 11:40 am
    Yup, that`ll do it.
  24. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 11:53 am
    For those of you asking what kind of form asks about your employment and about your birth control methods, I would guess Health Insurance, since Health Insurance covers some forms of contraception and is dependent upon employment.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Why is it condom/diaphragm AND foam/gel? What about JUST condoms? And hysterectomy/menopause don`t seem like birth control to me. That`s just a byproduct of those things...

    "I`m sick of condoms, let`s just wait for menopause! Yeah!"

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    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    "Personally I use world of warcraft. Never caught an STD since I started playing..."

    Win.

  27. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    "I may be being woefully ignorant here but what sort of form requires information on how many jobs you`ve had in the last 10 years and what your preferred form of contraception is?"

    Crackwhore.

  28. Profile photo of tails-tails
    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    "Personally I use world of warcraft. Never caught an STD since I started playing..."

    Agree.

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    maximoo Male 30-39
    18 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Speed

    My weewee is shriveled

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    maximoo Male 30-39
    18 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Bad spelling - can`t edit post :/
  31. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    maximoo: If you really care you can copy, delete the old post, paste, and change it.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Hmmm.... No comment!
  33. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    lolz...that`s funny...
  34. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    this looks like a resume but why would that question be on there?
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    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    nah el davo, he just increased his amount of posts by 5% by added in the second post
  36. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    maximoo: If you really care you can copy, delete the old post, paste, and change it.

    Yeah, I don`t understand why people can`t grasp this concept.

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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    Apparently, abstinence is no longer an option.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    How in the bloody hell does this "look like a resume"?
  39. Profile photo of alicia28
    alicia28 Female 18-29
    1 post
    February 8, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    Its not a resume, it looks a lot like the form girls fill out to go to a gyno. They ask about your job and stuff because stress or heavy lifting can affect our girl parts, especially when you are pregnant.
  40. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Harry "Apparently, abstinence is no longer an option."

    It never was and never will be, wake up.

  41. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    I can understand why this looks like a resume to men, but I`m surprised you didn`t just keep quiet. It`s a form you fill out at the OB/GYN.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    AWESOME answer... lol
  43. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    "Apparently, abstinence is no longer an option."

    Since when has it ever been an option?

    Birth control is something you use while sexually active or during sex to prevent having children.

    Since you are abstaining from being sexually active, abstinence is not considered birth control.

  44. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Awesome. Besides, it is evident this was written by a woman. D:
  45. Profile photo of weirdgrrl
    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    @simim: Your semantics are correct, but (a) how do you explain their inclusion of "menopause" as a form of contraception and (b) sometimes this part of the form is mandatory to fill out, so what do you put if you`re not currently sexually active?
  46. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    @weirdgrrl: Menopause fits with simim23`s point perfectly. If you are sexually active and don`t use birth control because you can no longer have kids, you would circle menopause. If you aren`t sexually active, you could put "abstinence" or "N/A" or "None" on the line.
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    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Win.
  48. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    lmao
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    this is awesome, I love the person who wrote this :D
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 12:14 am
    "Apparently, abstinence is no longer an option."

    If you want to use abstinence as an argument, be fair and go after the priests first.

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    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 2:19 am
    I don`t see "pull and pray" on there.
  52. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 4:18 am
    Skeet, skeet, SKEET!

    LJ

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    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 7:51 am
    "Apparently, abstinence is no longer an option."

    No.... If you were abstaining you wouldn`t need a method of Contraception.

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    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    win
  55. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    rofl
  56. Profile photo of weirdgrrl
    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    @ShadowVamp: If you think not being sexually active is the same as menopause, you have A LOT to learn.
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    aCcuser Male 18-29
    78 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    ahahahahaha bad ass comment on its contraception
  58. Profile photo of Venis
    Venis Female 18-29
    53 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    Abstinence is never an option. I mean really who does that anymore? People stop holding on to your virginity like it`s special to meet that "special someone" because when that special someone drats you over, you are gonna wish you drated everything that moved before hand.

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