The `Who`s Your Real Friend` Experiment [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Funny

This experiment can be conducted by anyone--all you need is your dog (if you have one) and your boy- or girlfriend...
There are 54 comments:
Female 13
I would like that! :P
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Male 1,164
depends if your hot gf has issues
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Female 5,222
awwwww the dog is so cute!
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Female 257
@ Stardagger
Is there ANYTHING that you actually like that would actually like you?
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Female 155
they should rename it to...
"who`s your friend? The dog or the b****?"
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Male 10
lol
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Male 699
haha
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Male 606
@StarDagger

How about a hot dog, then?

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Male 1,190
Dogs are so disgusting in so many ways.

Hot young women are so yummy in so many ways.

I can not believe we are having this conversation!!

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Male 3,310
Yeah, put a steak on the floor and beat anyone with a newspaper that tries to eat it.
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Male 8
I`m wondering why your girlfriend won`t do the things you get your dog to do with peanut butter. You need a new girlfriend.
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Male 8,302
The question isn`t "Who is most glad to see you?"... the question is "Who do you want to bang most when you get home?"

If you answered "The dog" then there`s no hope for you.

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Male 2,436
...and with a jar of peanut butter, your dog will do things your girlfriend won`t!!!
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Male 345
Jesus Odyne, you really are a horrible dog owner! Did you ever think maybe your dog just didn`t like you? And frankly, both would be happy to see me when I got home. Because I`m that f-n awesome.
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Female 2,352
Eeeh looks like the puppy would be less maintenance.
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Male 2,148
She looks nice. Don`t judge her before you even meet her. That said, I`d take the dog over the girl.
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Female 236
"She is hot, but its true. A dog never nags, but it has no thumbs to make me a sandwich. ohh the dilemna."

A dog never nags? Have you never had a dog? They whine a lot!

Dogs cheat. Dogs hump anything! They hump the blanket, stuffed toys, your neighbor`s leg, every dog male or female that they meet, they`d hump the cat if it will hold still!

Dogs are whores!

When dogs get lonely they rip apart your couch and pees on all your stuff and crap every where.

If you have a woman that does that, you have some deep issues for picking mentally disturbed females as your mate.

I don`t have any problems with any of you having trouble picking though. If you don`t want females any more I`m cool with that. I`m cool with alternative life styles. Just as long as you aren`t doing the dog. That`s just not cool. -.-

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Female 365
So true my sweet little pitbull was always happy to see me, the same was not true for my ex-husband.
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Male 1,584
that puppy is way cuter than that girl. she looks like the slutty popular party girl type anyway. i`d rather date an ugly chick with a flesh-eating disease than a slutty party girl any day. fake tans are so unattractive
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Female 236
SuperSmash: Test didn`t allow for extras, but I have an easy solution to your problem! Date a tranny! Then you have boobs and guy talk!
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Female 1,264
It might be because dogs had their wild instincts killed by men, while a woman can always find a hotter, richer and nicer guy than you. And we have never been domesticated. ;)
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Female 27
ElMustache, youre right its in statistics that women can make a sammich 2.5 % better than guys. its how we make sure you guys keep us around. =] i think its funny, cause im picturing my boyfriend`s face after unlocking the door...
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Male 670
[quote]I`m sorry, but this is the worst post I`ve seen on this site!![/quote]

Yeah, your post is pretty terrible. :B

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Female 9,475
You can have the most s***ing day of your life and your dog will always be the happiest thing on earth when it sees you come home. Hot girlfriends on the other hand...
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Male 1,625
She is hot, but its true. A dog never nags, but it has no thumbs to make me a sandwich. ohh the dilemna.
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Male 1,232
Took me a second, but is pretty funny.
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Male 3,756
"Anyone who would pick a dog over a hot woman has really deep issues."

This, coming from StarDagger. He must have a lot of dogs.

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Male 217
Odyne
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
144 Posts Friday, February 12, 2010 1:45:30 PM
no offense, husbands and boyfriends wouldn`t react nicely to being locked in the bathroom all day either

I`d be wagging my tail... you dont have a tail? freak.

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Male 46
"Anyone who would pick a dog over a hot woman has really deep issues."

Because dogs are known for cheating on you and taking all your money. At least dogs don`t bitch about being locked in the kitchen

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Male 2,598
haha i gotta try that
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Female 1,148
Dogs can find entertainment in bathroom such as lapping up toilet water. Women can`t. nobody wants to be confined in a bathroom even if you have something to do in there.
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Male 1,190
Anyone who would pick a dog over a hot woman has really deep issues.
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Male 3,756
Odyne, put a TV, some beer, and some food in there and most men would be perfectly happy spending all day in the bathroom. At least we wouldn`t have to listen to our woman yapping all day about pointless crap.
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Female 236
no offense, husbands and boyfriends wouldn`t react nicely to being locked in the bathroom all day either
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Male 430
LMAO very good point.
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Male 25,416
Wow, its true! o the truth hurts!
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Male 2,619
when you GET home....durrr
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Male 3,369
Lock me in a bathroom and see what happens!

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Male 394
On a scale of 1/10, that dog is cute.
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Female 3,828
lol so true.
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Male 1,406
Who`s your real friend? A rock or your best friend? If you stab your best friend, he`ll be upset, but a rock won`t change it`s opinion of you at all! No judging! Can`t say THAT about your best friend, eh?
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Male 305
LtFurpie, do you need an apprentice?
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Male 1,013
As usual, this behavioral study is totally inept. I`ve done this experiment. True, after the first few days, even weeks, the dog is the one to be happy to see you. But after a few months, you really start reaping the benefits from the hot and now more gratifying girlfriend. With the mutt, you still have to pick up its poo and clean its pee off the floor.
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Male 731
All right. Then I`ll try to get lucky with my dog too. We`ll see how the cops like that.
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Male 955
lol so true
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Male 2,690
Makes sense!
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Male 715
"I`m sorry, but this is the worst post I`ve seen on this site!!"

One guess which commenter got tested this way. lol

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Male 5,194
Thanks for the tip, IAB! I`ll try that one Monday.
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Male 15,510
Yes but from who do you prefer a french kiss?
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Male 1,958
Lol it`s funny cause it`s true
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Male 4,014
Its not the worst - it has a puppy and a chick! I`ve seen far worse.
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Male 686
I agree tchaiky, everybody knows it is supposed to be the boot of your car not the bathroom ffs!
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Female 227
I`m sorry, but this is the worst post I`ve seen on this site!!
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Female 1,780
Link: The `Who`s Your Real Friend` Experiment [Pic] [Rate Link] - This experiment can be conducted by anyone--all you need is your dog (if you have one) and your boy- or girlfriend...
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