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Date: 02/07/10 10:00 AM

52 Responses to The Internet Is Safe For Another Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Link: The Internet Is Safe For Another Day - `No need to worry, friends--Captain Chad is here to keep the interwebz safe from pedos and flying spaghetti monster.`
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Captain Chad please help us from the Trolls too!
  3. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Whats the most important asset when fighting crime? Cleets.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Thank you Chad, thank you! *wipes away single tear with finger*
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:54 am
    omg he looks like that kid who wanted to be freakazoids sidekick XD
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    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 11:00 am
    But can you save me from my mother in law?? That is the question.
  7. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 11:05 am
    Somebody just watched the trailer to Kickass.

    But...He`s doing it wrong..

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    lol, nice.
  9. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    My hero!
  10. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I salute you, SuperChad!
  11. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    That is more fat than ten (10) people should have on their bodies, disgusting.

    I wonder when through this morons head when he started getting fat. The thing that should have is "Damn if I dont want to look like a whale, I need to start eating right and exercising, otherwise every woman (or man) who looks at me will puke a little when they see me!"

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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Flying Spaghetti monster is awesome and the FBI keeps the internet safe from pedos. Great picture, but the caption is a fail.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    "Faster than a speeding... a speeding... well dammit get the encyclopedia out, he has to be faster than SOMETHING dammit!"
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    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    @ StarDagger. For someone your age, you`re a real baby. But don`t worry, someday Captain Chad will teach you some morals
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    wow, he sure is workin` it
  16. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Stardagger, i didn`t puke a little at all until i read your comment. i don`t advocate being fat, but you just take it too seriously. i`m sorry i have to comment on it, but haven`t you heard the phrase "if you don`t have anyting nice to say, don`t say anything at all?" i mean jeez.
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    People think it is "ok" to be fat. It is NOT OK.

    Your health is negatively affected, the environment is affected and the persons own emotional health is affected, being marginalized sexually and socially.

    Just say no to fat, enjoy your life, eat right, work out, attract sexy mates and have fun.

  18. Profile photo of doom_reaper
    doom_reaper Male 13-17
    37 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Stardagger. you do realize it was their own personal choice to let themselves go like that
    and i realize that i may not have a whole lot of room to talk ( no pun intended ) but i myself am a rather *ahem* " well rounded " person ..... however that was mostly because of mental issues ( if i had a problem at school or something i was given cookies or something to make me feel better and thus it became a habit ) that i have resolved i am also currently working diligently on my weight .. now then unless you personally know why someone is fat i suggest that you shut the drat up cause you dont know what they have been through.. do you
  19. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    180 lbs lean! wooh!
  20. Profile photo of _Mouse_
    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    154 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    I`m so tired of this. I can`t wait until Chad confronts an internet death.
  21. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    ok guy, so it`s not "ok" to be fat, it`s also not "ok" to be a complete a$$hole.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    also would you care to elaborate on how the "environment" is affected by fat people? YOU are the one marginalizing people, who cares but you?
  23. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    I think star* is a fatfuc that needs to take his insecurities out on others. End of analysis. Period.
  24. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    "also would you care to elaborate on how the "environment" is affected by fat people?"

    In every way that one can imagine. Fat people eat more food, consuming more resources. In cars they need more gas to move their fat a$$, ditto for buses, subways and planes. (Just imagine flights if everyone was overwieght, shudder).

    The amount of food that is wasted in fat in the US is amazing. 300 million people, easily 50 million of them obese (yes I know I am being kind with that number).

    Add in medical costs due to complications of obesity and it is an epidemic. But because of our increased sensitivity (a good thing) without reasoning (poor schooling and not understanding logic and reason: a bad thing) we think it is "Ok" not to criticize obese people for their DECISION to be overweight.
    To the poster who is working on his weight, I applaud you, not everyone can be muscular and super fit, I understand this. continued***

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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    The person pictured here is way beyond any reasonable explanation of his obesity.
    The simple reality is that if you take in fewer calories than you burn in a day, you will LOSE weight, that is immutable physics. Yes some people have disorders they need to deal with, but you CAN take control of your weight with your will and intelligence.
    Work out as much as you can, eat GOOD REAL food and enjoy your life.

    If this helps one person get up and workout and change their lifestyle even a little it is worth all the criticism in the world.

    Yours in Health and Love,
    Star*Dagger

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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    @stardagger

    Just remember we all become worm food in the end.

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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    tws8631

    are you overweight?

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    Viralshade Male 18-29
    45 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    @tws8631

    Typing "Period." after your sentence "End of analysis." is rather redundant.

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    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    stardagger strikes again! be careful chad!
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    keg120577 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Stardagger who the fuc are u to judge someone cause of their weight. Belive it or not but there are people who are overweight and are happy, not depressed (which is a line made up by people to try to sell fitness equipment and fake diet advice). If you judge people based on how they look, then that is your problem not theirs, besides the fact that they are probably a better person than you.
  31. Profile photo of MastaPlan23
    MastaPlan23 Male 13-17
    76 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Watchmen:The True Story
  32. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    StarDagger, there`s no such thing as "real" food in America :x
    Either
    A) The cardboard with additives.
    B) The frozen cardboard with additives.
    And people wonder why they`re so fat...
  33. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    StarDagger= troll once again the more you argue with him the more he wins. Spend more time learning about people who post.
  34. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    @Stardagger:
    Stfu. Ya know what? It doesn`t matter if you`re fat or skinny, as long as you are happy with yourself. You can be fat and still exercise, diet and everything else that people like you, who have spent far too much time watching unrealistically porportioned women with fake breasts diddle each other in porn, claim are necessary. Realistically and by nature, it`s been proven that men (real men, not you) are attracted to women who have fuller figures (Yes, that does include fat chicks)once they are ready to settle down and have children because women with fuller figures are "ready for child bearing." --Note that I said most, not all. Some guys want the really skinny women and buy their normal wives plastic surgery, but that`s because we`re a product of society and society dictates that we be thin. I am big and beautiful, and you should return to the rock you crawled out from under you neanderthal!
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    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    which is not to say exercise and a proper diet aren`t necessary, it`s just that you can do those and still be fat >.< forgot to add that lol
  36. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    I want to see the super symbol on the front of his costume. He looks so serious... but then again, being a super hero is a serious business.
  37. Profile photo of doom_reaper
    doom_reaper Male 13-17
    37 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 3:39 am
    @AnInsomniac you are full of win in my book now.. thank you

    and @ StarDagger... F*ck off you prick the main reason I am fat is because of A$$hole like you
    poking fun a every single one of my physical flaws
    you [email protected] neo-nazi if all you want to be around is skinny people well then your S.O.L. because no matter where you go in the world there will be fat people, crazy people, and people like you who only make things worse for everyone because of their insane thoughts on how the world should be


    ------ I truly dispise people like you StarDagger--

  38. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 4:03 am
    doom reaper, you used the nazi argument, I thought someone of your age would know thats an automatic loss on the interweb
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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 4:04 am
    p.s you`re fat because you eat too much and don`t get enough exercise
  40. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 4:10 am
    doom_reaper used Nazi-arguement...

    ...it has no effect...

    ...Doom_Reaper`s attacks are rendered useless the next 500 turns!

  41. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 4:15 am
    Lol stardagger trolled IAB !
    way to go dude, rooting for you =D

    In a very cold.... objective way i see your arguement and understand what you mean when saying obesty costs society some grief. but remember there is a person on the inside (not one that has been eaten) who has skills and ablities to use like everyone else and is fully capable of contributing to humanity. dont judge them, but a pure observation of what i costs guvorment to keep fat ppl alive is accepted in my books =)

  42. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 4:26 am
    Why you so angry I-A-B?
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    needles_nny Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 6:48 am
    that looks like Eugene
  44. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 7:16 am
    When teh world floods all of the fat people are going to float and all the skinny people are going to sink so suck it.
  45. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 7:24 am
    Get out. Kiss a girl.
  46. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Guardian, you`ve seemed to miss something.
    They can also be used for life-rafts >.>
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    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    @doom reaper: Lol thank you for the win :)
    @everyone else: the neo-nazi statement was just a way to insult him, same as my calling him a neanderthal lol...past that? what is there to say?

    The world has fat and skinny people alike, and in the light of day I can say honestly, that I don`t hate on really super skinny people, why hate on fat? Really skinny ppl have health problems too. So really it just kind of evens out and we`re all doomed lol >.<

  48. Profile photo of RepostPolice
    RepostPolice Male 13-17
    189 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Is that peter griffin?
  49. Profile photo of jameskd
    jameskd Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Yep, definitely Peter Griffin. Dressed as his internet-protecting alter-ego of course.
  50. Profile photo of doom_reaper
    doom_reaper Male 13-17
    37 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    @ RecycleElf I`m sorry that im not quite up to snuff on the leet speak & other various internet stuff but i have a reason..,. i grew up in the a$$ end of nowhere country and we didn`t have internet so I`m kinda behind in this stuff |-( sorry........

    Alos @ AnInsomniac i like you you comments are very good & you really get what i was saying..thanks

  51. Profile photo of doom_reaper
    doom_reaper Male 13-17
    37 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    wait sorry recycleElf I had meant to type in @barrooo but i didnt catch it in time ... I`m very sorry
  52. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 3:06 am
    flying spaghetti monsters!

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