The Facts About Poop (Infographic)

Submitted by: joshisahotty 7 years ago in Science

All you ever wanted to know about poop but were afraid to ask. Safe for work.
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Male 2,441
26 footer!?
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Male 78
Chocolatey, I`m not kidding either.

http://www.firebox.com/product/1077/Cive...

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Male 47
i wonder what that coffee tastes like
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Male 720
26 feet? Simple awe-inspiring. O_O
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Male 3,631
Lionhart, the same goes for you. Just because you`re on the MOd doesn`t mean you constitute it either. And three consecutive on-topic posts STILL does not qualify as spam.

On the other hand, thank you for the useful advice; I would have NEVER thought of the 4th, payed mind to any inkling I had of the 3rd, and definitely would not have taken the 2nd beyond a midnight paper bag front-stoop prank. Survivorman much?

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Female 465
That civet coffee, Kopi Luwak costs up to $600 a pound. It`s supposed to be much sought after and a great delicacy.
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Male 561
No sh*t?
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Male 99
Purple poop = too much beetroot
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Male 38
white $hit: indicates overdosage of cocaine
makesense
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Male 290
@skaterboy17 & Batmanners:

Looks like you`re right. I distinctly remember Stephen Fry claiming it was vomit because he actually gave a bag of this coffee to Prince Charles as a birthday gift.
Thank you for the wikipedia link and setting the record straight

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Male 3,310
You know how many arenas of combat the germans + tanks + camel dung were apart of in relation to the entire arenas german were involved with? Ya, figured you had no idea.
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Male 8,302
> ohserio
> im not that tired of his "trolling"

Sorry, I didn`t realize that you, personally, constitute "most of IAB". Now I see why we don`t have a profile pic.

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Male 2,688
Blue poop???
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Female 1,283
"75% of your poop is water"...
You, Sir, have not eaten a Burger King meal after a three year absence from that vile place.
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Male 1,523
White poop?
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Male 540
26 feet with the help of a high-fibre diet? I guess they neglect to mention the 7 solid days of eating and squatting.
I call shenanigans.
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Female 115
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im not that tired of his "trolling"
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Male 1,360
oh i bet i`m on the watch alert too. sucks to have a sense of humor. (but not really)
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Female 718
http://www.firebox.com/product/1077/Cive...
Not that expensive, only £25 if you want to try lol.
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Male 8,302
> StarDagger
> They didn`t mention the people who like to...

Stardagger, have you contributed anything worthwhile to IAB? Seriously dude, you`ve been on the "Watch Alert" list for a while now because of comments like that one. Just letting you know. Grow up, most of IAB is getting reaaal tired of the stupid trolling.

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Male 8,302
And a few interesting facts I`ve picked up over the years:

1. You`re meant to look. Really. Any detective will tell you the best way of getting info is to look through someone`s trash. Your Doc will tell you to get to know your own natural color, smell, and texture - it can save your life through early detection of serious health problems when you check it regularly.

2. Dried, its the best thing for starting a campfire.

3. In dangerous animal country, save it till you set up camp, then smudge it on trees and ground in a circle round your campsite.

4. When your 4WD breaks down 2000km from the nearest other person, its a perfect substitute for axle grease.

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Male 901
Oh great, I`m bleeding in my upper digestive tract.
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Male 1,190
They didn`t mention the people who like to eat and smear fecal matter during sex.
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Male 4,004
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Male 25,416
26 feet, that cant be real! thats insane! sussing it out on the net tho im not finding anything factual about this statement!
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Male 296
@Mondosandalos, no, it is pooped. Chemicals that aid in the civet`s digestion are what gives the beans it`s flavor.
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Male 290
As far as the Weasel coffee is concerned, it isn`t poopped, it is vomited.
Not that weasel vomit coffee beans are more appealing than weasel poop coffee beans...
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Male 208
my longest yet was 2 feet
and im not even joking
i got done and looked in the toilet and was amazed
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Male 2,703
the floating bit is a lie. it floats because of fat content, fat is less dense than water.
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Female 122
No way! I fling poop at predators to escape them TOO!
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Male 660
Twenty six feet of turd ?!
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Male 169
I knew there is a reason my brain won`t let me drink coffee!
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Male 2,486
"
Why would you think driving over camel poo is good luck?"

Same reason a foot of a rabbit is lucky.

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Male 2,690
Already knew that last fact thanks to the bucket list
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Male 15,510
Everybody poops!
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Male 86
Don`t they teach history where you live? World War 2 was called a WORLD war because it was fought across the world.

Actually, it was the world against the Army of Camels from Hell. Yes.

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Female 446
3 kids and 15,000 diaper changes later...i can say that the most remarkable poop i`ve ever seen was when my 18 month old son pooped colors...like a rainbow. He had chewed on waxed crayons at the daycare. I was so amazed...i stared at the content for a few seconds...like...Wow! That`s a beautiful poop!...HAR!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,958
Well done, IAB. Well done.
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Female 1,212
Man, what a crappy post!
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Male 4,807
I ate 2 pounds of spinach one day...so.. I know this chart is bang on.
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Male 1,623
"since when did camels live in Europe? :S"

Don`t they teach history where you live? World War 2 was called a WORLD war because it was fought across the world.

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Male 4,290
Midnight black poop - you`re drinking too much Guinness.
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Female 9,475
So that`s why I see corn in my poop...
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Female 13
green poop can also mean you drank wayyy too much the previous night
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Female 4,039
Can you imagine a 26 foot poop? That`s f`ing incredible.
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Male 143
mm... how I`d like to try a nice cup of civet poop coffee.
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Male 56
since when did camels live in Europe? :S
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Male 193
now i know that green poop is in fact doesn`t mean your good at gardening, that only applies to thumbs
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Male 14,332
Why would you think driving over camel poo is good luck?
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Male 1,455
Eating chocolate and reading this is just awesome.
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Female 20
Link: The Facts About Poop (Infographic) [Rate Link] - All you ever wanted to know about poop but were afraid to ask. Safe for work.
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