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Date: 02/05/10 09:03 AM

65 Responses to The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time [Vid]

  1. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    Link: The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time - Otherwise known as Arnold Schwarzenegger`s acting reel.
  2. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:21 am
    Damnit I hate that scene when Tom Hanks loses his volleyball. Now I`m going to spend the rest of the day depressed.
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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 9:22 am

    Hmm.. I can`t get through this. Yeah, there`s some bad lines. There`s some good ones, too, at least, in context of the movie.
  4. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 9:22 am

    Lmao, Jilana.. why do you hate that scene so much?
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    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
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    February 5, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Where`s "Luke, I AM your father."?
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    Elle1987 Female 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I`m sorry but Con Air and Snakes on A Plane quotes are EPIC!!

    ROFL @ Its a pressure valve - won`t open unless theres tremendous pressure!

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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:49 am
    "I`m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass" is cheesy?!
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    _laidtowaste Female 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 9:54 am
    roddy piper is the man.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    February 5, 2010 at 9:55 am
    LOL, me and a buddy of mine always make a toast while drinking "I`m here to chew ASS and kick bubblegum... and I`m all out of ASS!" Lol... good times.

    By the way, "nobody puts baby in a corner" is epic.. not cheesy.

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Half were cheesy, the other half were just taken out of context.

    Makes me think the maker of this video isn`t exactly a rocket scientist, ya know?

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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 10:21 am
    After seeing that the first quote is from Batman & Robin, I have a suspicion that this list will be riddled with Batman & Robin quotes...
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
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    February 5, 2010 at 10:21 am
    gobble gobble
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    ManicRapture Female 13-17
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    February 5, 2010 at 10:31 am
    What the hell? DON"T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS! I CRY EVERYTIME THAT SCENE COMES UP!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 10:44 am
    its amazing how many they had from the same few movies: batman and robin, wickerman, matrix, battlefield eartch, etc. Also, why is it that the cheesy lines from these movies are the ones we all remember.
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    Immersion Female 18-29
    78 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Awww, why in the world would anyone think "AND THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT" would be cheesy?
    Cheesy is when serious movies say stupid things... not when comedies do stupid things to get a chuckle.
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    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 11:16 am
    the storm/toad quote is easily the worst line in the history of movies.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    February 5, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Really like half of Bruce Willis` movies should of been in there. And most of those weren`t cheesy
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 5, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Get to the chopper! :)
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    immersion, the boondock saints isnt exactly a comedy. its definitely not a serious movie either, but out of context that segment is just weird.
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    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    "Are you a Mexican and or MexiCAN`T?"
    Haha. I love this line.

    "Whataya say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
    LOL. John Barrowman actually said that as a joke and they left it in the movie.

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Cheesiest? daaaang this is more like Silliest and most ridiculous ones.

    That "Turkey" line should be erased from the collective memory of the humanity

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    Boomm8 Female 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and im all out of bubblegum.". Priceless.
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and im all out of bubblegum.". Priceless.

    - it`s from Duke Nukem (or at least that`s where i know it from)

    And the Juggernaut bitch is his actual comic book catchphase so that`s forgivable

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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    February 5, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    i lol`d
  25. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    I always lol so hard at the Anakin sand speech
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    February 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    Lotsa good movies in there. Was it me, or was there a focus on a few actors/movies? Arnold, Tom, Sly, Nicolas, Star Wars, Matrix, Keanu....
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    "They`re eating her. And then they`re gonna eat me." LOL, after that, with no emotion he says, "Oh my gooooooooooooooooood." Look it up
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    zombieland Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!!!!! THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!! f*uck yea....
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    maputo Male 40-49
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    February 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    How can you have that many quotes without "Do you play roulette? Always bet on black!" from Passenger 57. Worst line ever. The "eat your pussy" line`s from "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" one of the greatest bad movies ever.
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    Catx Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    I ain`t got time to bleed... Huh..

    stop eatin my sesame cake!

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    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    awww boromir
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 5, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and im all out of bubblegum.". Priceless.

    - it`s from Duke Nukem (or at least that`s where i know it from)

    The original, as quoted above, comes from They Live.

    The quote used in Duke Nukem 3D (7 years later) is "It`s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I`m all out of gum".

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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    omg these arent cheesy... they`re f**kin EPIC!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    "I`m feeling really wired. How about I take you home and eat your pussy?"

    lmfao, that`s how you do it.

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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    LOTR was 100% Epic Awesome. Nothing Cheesy about it.
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    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Murder....And somebody`s responsible!

    SO MANY LOLS.

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    I don`t know... some of these weren`t cheesy at all. As a matter of fact, some of these were epic.
  39. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    February 5, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    I agree that a lot of these weren`t cheesy

    Lol... most were pretty awesome

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    DogSoldier Male 18-29
    87 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    "Don`t you know who I am!? I`M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" is NOT cheesy, it`s epic! :D
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    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    ITS NAAGHT A TOOOMAH!
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    luke111222 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    "its a pressure valve, it wont open unless there`s tremendous pressure" i droped my coffee on my lap i laughed so much lol.
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I`m all out of bubble gum."
    Love that quote
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    theBSR Male 30-39
    992 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass, and I`m all out of bubble gum is classic! -Rowdy Roddy Piper- They Live
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    There is no spoon.
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    aljo16 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:27 am
    "i am the law I AM THE LAW ...LAWWWWWWWWWW"
  47. Profile photo of happygrass
    happygrass Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2010 at 12:37 am
    where did that "eat your pussay" line come from?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2010 at 1:14 am
    "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"
    Are you kidding? That was a classic!
    The Independence Day quote?
    That was classic too!
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    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:01 am
    LMAO
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    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 6:17 am
    Yay for turkey time...
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    mikkiv Female 13-17
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    February 6, 2010 at 7:17 am
    happygrass: It`s from "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon". Even the actor (John Barrowman) hates the movie.
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    Dragonlord Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2010 at 7:53 am
    I`m surprised I didn`t seen more Keinu Reeves or Steven Segal.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    February 6, 2010 at 7:59 am
    "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I`m all out of bubble gum" FTW
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    -cyin Female 13-17
    83 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 11:26 am
    "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfudging snakes on this motherfudging plane!"
    What S.L.J. shall always be remembered for.
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    Maluk Male 18-29
    21 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    What no "Some motherdraters always gotta be iceskatin up hill." from the end of Blade
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    So, who has the guts (and google-fu skills) to name every single one of these movies in order?
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    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    lolol, Rainer Wolfcastle says the same line Arnold Schwarzenegger does in the Simpsons.
    (Talking to a pie) "Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied" omnomnom
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    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    i just seen about 75 movies that i must get on DVD!
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    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    *It`s turkey time, gobble gobble
    *I resent it when people fart inside my office!
    *Ok jerk, drat with me, and we`ll see who poos on the sidewalk
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    February 7, 2010 at 8:51 am
    I think i might just shoot myself in the head now...O.O
  61. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    What about "shout you f*cking face uncle-f*cker"?
    I must say i miss them.
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    Kandigoddess Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Yay! Boondock saints was in the mix!
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    jesssica5 Female 18-29
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    February 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I aint got time to bleed! Haha!
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    17945 Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2010 at 2:35 am
    In 30 seconds, you`ll be dead and I`ll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes!
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    aCcuser Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    i aint got time to bleed `KaBooooooM` do you got time to duck? predator is the shet!

    and fauck steven segul

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