The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time [Vid]

Submitted by: 520 7 years ago in Entertainment

Otherwise known as Arnold Schwarzenegger"s acting reel.
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Male 78
i aint got time to bleed `KaBooooooM` do you got time to duck? predator is the shet!

and fauck steven segul

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Male 724
In 30 seconds, you`ll be dead and I`ll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes!
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Female 31
I aint got time to bleed! Haha!
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Female 12
Yay! Boondock saints was in the mix!
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Female 517
What about "shout you f*cking face uncle-f*cker"?
I must say i miss them.
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Male 1,361
I think i might just shoot myself in the head now...O.O
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Female 388
*It`s turkey time, gobble gobble
*I resent it when people fart inside my office!
*Ok jerk, drat with me, and we`ll see who poos on the sidewalk
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Female 437
i just seen about 75 movies that i must get on DVD!
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Male 420
lolol, Rainer Wolfcastle says the same line Arnold Schwarzenegger does in the Simpsons.
(Talking to a pie) "Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied" omnomnom
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Male 1,351
So, who has the guts (and google-fu skills) to name every single one of these movies in order?
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Male 21
What no "Some motherdraters always gotta be iceskatin up hill." from the end of Blade
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Female 83
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfudging snakes on this motherfudging plane!"
What S.L.J. shall always be remembered for.
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Male 4,807
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I`m all out of bubble gum" FTW
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Male 734
I`m surprised I didn`t seen more Keinu Reeves or Steven Segal.
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Female 9
happygrass: It`s from "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon". Even the actor (John Barrowman) hates the movie.
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Female 512
Yay for turkey time...
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Male 316
LMAO
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Male 10,855
"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"
Are you kidding? That was a classic!
The Independence Day quote?
That was classic too!
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Male 85
where did that "eat your pussay" line come from?
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Female 12
"i am the law I AM THE LAW ...LAWWWWWWWWWW"
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Female 856
There is no spoon.
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Male 992
I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass, and I`m all out of bubble gum is classic! -Rowdy Roddy Piper- They Live
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Male 987
"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I`m all out of bubble gum."
Love that quote
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Male 28
"its a pressure valve, it wont open unless there`s tremendous pressure" i droped my coffee on my lap i laughed so much lol.
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Female 136
ITS NAAGHT A TOOOMAH!
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Male 87
"Don`t you know who I am!? I`M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" is NOT cheesy, it`s epic! :D
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Male 1,598
I agree that a lot of these weren`t cheesy

Lol... most were pretty awesome

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Male 1,764
I don`t know... some of these weren`t cheesy at all. As a matter of fact, some of these were epic.
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Female 125
Murder....And somebody`s responsible!

SO MANY LOLS.

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Male 3,431
LOTR was 100% Epic Awesome. Nothing Cheesy about it.
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Female 9,584
"I`m feeling really wired. How about I take you home and eat your pussy?"

lmfao, that`s how you do it.

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Male 2,199
omg these arent cheesy... they`re f**kin EPIC!
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Male 12,365
[quote]"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and im all out of bubblegum.". Priceless.

- it`s from Duke Nukem (or at least that`s where i know it from)[/quote]

The original, as quoted above, comes from They Live.

The quote used in Duke Nukem 3D (7 years later) is "It`s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I`m all out of gum".

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Male 1,625
My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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Female 140
awww boromir
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Male 189
I ain`t got time to bleed... Huh..

stop eatin my sesame cake!

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Male 78
How can you have that many quotes without "Do you play roulette? Always bet on black!" from Passenger 57. Worst line ever. The "eat your pussy" line`s from "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" one of the greatest bad movies ever.
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Male 418
BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!!!!! THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!! f*uck yea....
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Male 1,312
"They`re eating her. And then they`re gonna eat me." LOL, after that, with no emotion he says, "Oh my gooooooooooooooooood." Look it up
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Male 3,343
Lotsa good movies in there. Was it me, or was there a focus on a few actors/movies? Arnold, Tom, Sly, Nicolas, Star Wars, Matrix, Keanu....
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Female 864
I always lol so hard at the Anakin sand speech
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Male 2,056
i lol`d
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Male 2,586
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and im all out of bubblegum.". Priceless.

- it`s from Duke Nukem (or at least that`s where i know it from)

And the Juggernaut bitch is his actual comic book catchphase so that`s forgivable

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Female 8
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and im all out of bubblegum.". Priceless.
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Male 15,510
Cheesiest? daaaang this is more like Silliest and most ridiculous ones.

That "Turkey" line should be erased from the collective memory of the humanity

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Female 695
"Are you a Mexican and or MexiCAN`T?"
Haha. I love this line.

"Whataya say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
LOL. John Barrowman actually said that as a joke and they left it in the movie.

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Male 7,839
immersion, the boondock saints isnt exactly a comedy. its definitely not a serious movie either, but out of context that segment is just weird.
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Male 25,416
Get to the chopper! :)
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Female 1,604
Really like half of Bruce Willis` movies should of been in there. And most of those weren`t cheesy
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Male 955
the storm/toad quote is easily the worst line in the history of movies.
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Female 78
Awww, why in the world would anyone think "AND THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT" would be cheesy?
Cheesy is when serious movies say stupid things... not when comedies do stupid things to get a chuckle.
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Male 7,839
its amazing how many they had from the same few movies: batman and robin, wickerman, matrix, battlefield eartch, etc. Also, why is it that the cheesy lines from these movies are the ones we all remember.
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Female 682
What the hell? DON"T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS! I CRY EVERYTIME THAT SCENE COMES UP!
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Male 734
gobble gobble
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Male 801
After seeing that the first quote is from Batman & Robin, I have a suspicion that this list will be riddled with Batman & Robin quotes...
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Male 3,255
Half were cheesy, the other half were just taken out of context.

Makes me think the maker of this video isn`t exactly a rocket scientist, ya know?

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Male 2,796
LOL, me and a buddy of mine always make a toast while drinking "I`m here to chew ASS and kick bubblegum... and I`m all out of ASS!" Lol... good times.

By the way, "nobody puts baby in a corner" is epic.. not cheesy.

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Female 6
roddy piper is the man.
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Male 792
"I`m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass" is cheesy?!
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Female 519
I`m sorry but Con Air and Snakes on A Plane quotes are EPIC!!

ROFL @ Its a pressure valve - won`t open unless theres tremendous pressure!

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Male 169
Where`s "Luke, I AM your father."?
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Male 1,647

Lmao, Jilana.. why do you hate that scene so much?
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Male 1,647

Hmm.. I can`t get through this. Yeah, there`s some bad lines. There`s some good ones, too, at least, in context of the movie.
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Female 254
Damnit I hate that scene when Tom Hanks loses his volleyball. Now I`m going to spend the rest of the day depressed.
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Male 431
Link: The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time [Vid] [Rate Link] - Otherwise known as Arnold Schwarzenegger`s acting reel.
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