Student Virginity by College Major [Pic/Graph]

Submitted by: shortsagitar 7 years ago Funny

Say what you want, but this bar graph is balls-on accurate.
There are 117 comments:
Male 250
what`s up with computer science?
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Female 236
I`m in studio art and... oh wait my ex...dammit...
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Female 1,283
The irony.
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Female 59
math major! hahah i am gonna say engineering falls somewhere near here too ya?

al-ge-bra.
hahahahha

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Female 11
Where do German majors fall?
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Female 1,963
I guess us neuroscientists are slutty.
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Male 191
Where`s the ag majors? Might be less than 0%... Sometimes 0 wouldn`t even describe it I think.
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Male 842
Funny thing is, I`m a studio art major... >.> <.<
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Male 430
Math Major :(
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Male 1,406
Where`s the Engineering for people like me? I guess it`s so far to the right of the graph it can`t be displayed...
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Male 467
@blipflip
Actually, biologists have a 200 % higher rate. Or more 50 % points, obviously one is sexy, the other is not.

This is not very accurate, from my estimate anyway.

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Male 87
how is there a 50% difference between neuroscientists and biologists?
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Male 95
I`m with Vimto
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Female 268
lol. that`s depressing. I`m a math major.
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Female 5,222
lol@vimto
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Male 14,330
If your picking a major to get laid I`d advise against computer science. From what I saw that major is mainly men except for graphic arts stuff plus you have your electives so it`s not too bad.
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Female 1,798
LOL @ Vimto :) :)
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Male 2,859
"Wellesly is a woman`s college, right? So this graph is only for females."

My god, lets get down there and resolve this problem right now.

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Male 41
computer science is near average... we are normal... that`s for men and women right?
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Male 89
I wanna see the automotive tech bar
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Male 650
"Wellesly is a woman`s college, right? So this graph is only for females."

Ma gawd now it all makes sense

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Female 13
Math majors FTW!!!!!!!
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Female 525
<chem major.
I actually don`t know any fellow chem majors since all my classes right now are shared with nursing majors :P.
Neat little chart, tho.
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Male 93
My fellow historians scored better than I expected. A lot of us are pretty nerdy.
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Female 497
Hmm, I wonder where animal science is on there. I`d say somewhere more right.
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Female 258
what makes artists sluts? D:
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Male 51
Wow this sucks it seems am never going to get laid.
<--Double major Compsci, and Math.
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Male 480
Studio arts is spot on.
<--sculpture major!
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Female 728
Wow, I`m never getting laid. Biochemistry major here. :P
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Male 4,547
Compsci 37%?

Woohoo for compscis... but that does not tally well against my old college.

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Male 10,440
You might call studio art a major but its essentially useless.

Also, I doubt these figures, they`re too high.

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Female 850
LOL studio art is 0% pretty much accurate im sure
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Male 15,832
Where`s physics? I checked the Wellesley web site, and they actually do have a physics department. From the pictures, though, I`d have to guess they`re somewhere in the neighborhood of 100%.
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Male 1,081
need new major!!!!!!!
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Male 321
damnit, i need sum poontang
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Female 17
Why is comp sci lower than undeclared? They`re the ones that are too drunk to pick a major. And I have to agree with bb0687, I`m an anthro major also and we like "research".
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Female 186
w00t for Anthro! ^^
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Male 29
What the hell is computer science doing over there? This data doesn`t seem very accurate.
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Male 27
The anthro one is pretty accurate metinks. I`m an anthro major at fsu and we`ve got lots of whores who have made it around to all of the guys more than once.
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Female 471
Hmm. I`m a drama student, and I`m one of the few virgins in the department.
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Male 106
@argenteus is it 100%? cause you seem like an arrogant a$$
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Male 265
Haha, I`m a math major at Duke, and I can tell that this statistic is definitely not true for my university.
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Male 7,585
lionhart, i got you, and i am a sicko. But, no offense to opie, but shes not quite my type.
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Female 1,264
Psychology 70%? LOLOLOL not in my university XD
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Male 1,666
Huh. I`m going into college for biochemistry this fall, and I`m not a virgin. Yay for breaking the mold.
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Male 3,756
Wellesly is a woman`s college, right? So this graph is only for females.
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Female 134
studio art majors are sl*ts.
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Male 497
engineering?
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Male 49
> LameName
> Awesome i also prove the 0% demographic of virginity among college art majors! I`m such a slut :P

What is your phone number?

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Female 381
The thing I like most about this is that the higher the percentage of virgins, the higher their major is on the XKCD purity scale....

http://xkcd.com/435/

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Male 8,302
> cobrakiller
> in your experience, am i wrong?

Oh no, you`re perfectly right, the nerdier, the easier; but unfortunately also the more insecure and fragile. So you have to weigh the desire to satisfy yourself against the long-term emotional effects it could have on her.

You were right, but there`s no paycheck in that. I felt that the more important thing was to make you look like a sicko who endlessly fantasizes about Opie all the time :-)

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Female 1,545
What MountainBord said. For real.
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Female 2,289
oh snaps
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Male 7,585
lionhart, i was talking about as a group. i wasnt trying to single anyone out. so tell me lion, in your experience, am i wrong?
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Male 8,302
> cobrakiller
> opie, its pretty well known that nerdy girls are easy

And Opie spends a LOT of time on her computer. Just what are you trying to say, cobrakiller??

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Female 614
where`s elementary ed??
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Female 1,894
no way. there`s no way that the college population is over 50% virgins/ thats all a lie.
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Female 9,402
"Where does nursing fit into this?"

I`m wondering the same thing about my Vet major.

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Female 157
I`m with a computer science major. I can vouch for the 40%. Their nerdiness seems to be aphrodisiac for some girls :P Quite a few of the guys in the Computer Science program have girlfriends.

Where does nursing fit into this?

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Female 1,148
I f*ckin` love studio art.
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Male 68
I was also really surprised to see comp sci so low on the chart, my guess is online relationships leading to it, or wait! I`m onto something...it`s because it`s almost exclusively a male major...so despite there being a bunch of nerds/creeps/whatever...there`s still 60% that are socially acceptable, huzzah
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Male 838
First off. StarDagger. Seek help.

Secondly... Psychology at 70%? I doubt that. And Computer science at 40? No no no. Switch those two.

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Male 619
Thank god my to-be major is 70%
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Male 2,690
I`m surprised Undeclared was so high!
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Male 12,138
[quote]Since it was left out, I`d have to rate Geology students somewhere between Art History and Computer Science[/quote]

Depends on how you break it down. When I studied geology, the guys got their fair share of tail (from non-geologists). However, most female geology students have more facial hair than the guys do... and that`s saying something. *shivers*

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Male 1,190
I dont think you are allowed to finish an Art major and still be a virgin.

Art is expression of passion and you can not do that without having experienced the ultimate expression of human passion, Sex!

More Xians should become artists, it would make them less likely to desecrate Wiccan holy sites!

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Male 61
Since it was left out, I`d have to rate Geology students somewhere between Art History and Computer Science
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Male 12,138
vv There`s such a thing as Library Science? Christ on a bike, what will they think of next.
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Female 986
They forgot Library Sciences! ...Though, I think I`m the one percent in my program... Library students are a lot more.... gutter-bound than I had thought they`d be... Oh well.
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Female 238
Awesome i also prove the 0% demographic of virginity among college art majors! I`m such a slut :P
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Female 667
I`m planning on studying engineering. It`s probably higher than mathematics.
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Male 86
US
175 Posts Thursday, February 4, 2010 1:06:57 PM
how are biology and neuroscience so far apart?

One word: money.

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Male 473
how are biology and neuroscience so far apart?
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Female 388
sweet. im going to school for art ;D
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Male 45
Computer Science is astonishingly low... I wonder if they polled equal males to females or if this graph is skewed. Also to Xutar, seems best you get yourself laid within that two years.
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Female 10
Well, my area of study (philosophy) is relatively average, so that`s cool.

Anyway, the thing you have to remember about math students: the 17% has major game. Seems like all the famous mathematicians died of syphilis or the like, and just think of all the math related pick-up lines out there. "I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves..."

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Male 217
Byfield, the chart is biased, since it IS made by the mathematians

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Female 123
I was always in the nerdy group at school, good times and good friends.

I went to to study music and now have a long term partner, while my friends went to study, biochemisry, biology and math and they are now the easiest lay on campus.

Woo for loosing friends D:

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Male 719
Well, looks like I`m in the 17 percent of mathematicians.

Honestly though, I don`t see how it can possibly be as low as 17%. I know it`s only at one college, but I still don`t quite believe it.

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Male 7,585
opie, not just my experience. my cousin`s univeristy is the same way, and its pretty well known that nerdy girls are easy.
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Female 1,043
I`m planning to study english/journalism...oh well. 50/50 chance.
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Male 172
Well, remember this: It`s not that by choosing mathmatics you`ll be a virgin, it`s just that many virgins are nerds who would be in mathmatics regardless of their virginity status.
AKA:
Virgin can be mathmatician;
Mathmatician doesn`t have to be a virgin
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Male 154
Hey I`ll be going to study math in 2 years!
>.>

...dammit

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Female 84
Neuroscience? Sexy.
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Female 635
English is at 50%? Damn... I feel so... average.
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Male 15,510
Spanish ;-)
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Male 1,051
Meh.
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Male 4,290
Remember girls, while choosing your career - only whores study Studio Art.
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Male 464
83%? I know mathematics and ill bet anything that thats wrong. Everyone knows its closer to the 95% mark.
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Female 1,190
fatninja...i couldnt agree with you more :/
i read this one thing about GM going "green" by changing the color of their logo to green....its horrible, but its brilliant, and thats what ill be doing if im lucky :S
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Male 25,416
what do u mean wheres marketing? there off the chart, there position is to lie to screw over all the people! so it would be 100%
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Male 5,194
"Percentage of students that gave random answers to personal questions because it was yet another stupid, pointless survey that some obnoxious old perv on the faculty handed out because he wanted to fuel his creepy late-night fantasies with an Exel spreadsheet and a jar of Vaseline."

Fixed.

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Female 1,190
Where`s marketing?! D:
WHERE?!
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Male 314
The fact that it`s a girls college explains the lack of engineering.
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Male 1,674
"This study just wouldn`t wash in Europe, possibly due to a lack of virgins to make comparisons with."
Or possibly due to the fact that Wellesly College is *not* in Europe.
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Male 500
Maybe they reinforce stereotypes so much in the US because the stereotypes are all actually true? This study just wouldn`t wash in Europe, possibly due to a lack of virgins to make comparisons with.
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Male 1,674
On the bottoem - "percent of students that are virgins by Wellesly major."

Wellesley College is a women`s liberal arts college, in Wellesley, Massachusetts.

Also it`s not a very good sample to represent *any* college major.

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Female 15,763
"Keep in mind this graph only refers to women."

I`m trying to find where it says that...

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Male 1,674
Keep in mind this graph only refers to women. Which makes sense because as a whole i would imagine male computer science majors to be the most, uhm, untouchable.
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Male 2,592
good one Naz14. no, i mean your name. clever, but definitely in bad taste.
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Male 1,674
"Umm..my boyfriend goes to college for computer engineering and he gets alot of action "
wow! and you`re okay with that?
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Female 15,763
"this is really off, because the bio and chem departments at my school are full of slutty girls."

Oh, of course. This experiment MUST be wrong because your personal experience has differed. Come on, seriously?

Also, woohoo international relations. :\

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Male 779
Wow, that many? I`m obviously doing the wrong things with my life.

Brb, going to College. Check the charts next year for my progress.

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Female 1,534
Umm..my boyfriend goes to college for computer engineering and he gets alot of action :P I like the fact that hes smart and I dont understand how his brain works. It makes me want him more :)
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Male 7,585
this is really off, because the bio and chem departments at my school are full of slutty girls.
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Male 1,002
How is french not at the top of the list? or rather, the far left side. Also, doesn`t undeclared just mean you`re too busy partying to figure out your major?
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Male 3,255
That`s just while they`re still in college. Id like to see this graph for after they have had their career for a while.
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Male 1,043
Art History
FTWW!!!
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Male 16
Studio Art is the way to go.
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Female 237
Oh come on, scientists are some of the kinkest people I know... And the geeks. They know all the best pron and they ain`t vanilla. Give me a geek lover anyday!...
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Male 282
I must have gone to a weird college. Biochem and math majors always got tail. Why? The barter system. They had access to PGA and other goodies for parties.
Of course, this chart seems to be missing one course: theology majors. They are somewhere between studio art and anthropology.
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Female 407
Pretty accurate for most except Biology..at least at my university.
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Male 12,138
I don`t believe this for a second. Chem/biochem students know how to make chloroform and roofies. I can`t believe their virginity rates are so high, unless "surprise sex" doesn`t count.
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Female 123
is not accurate at all! anthropologY?? really??
and economics shouldn`t be there
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Male 150
Well I`m glad I`m in the 28%
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Male 1,929
Neuroscience FTW
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Female 675
Link: Student Virginity by College Major [Pic/Graph] [Rate Link] - Say what you want, but this bar graph is balls-on accurate.
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