Still Confused About Vaginas? Buy This Book [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

We"re assuming there"s lots of terms like "checking the oil," "dipstick" and "two-stroke pistons." Safe for work.
There are 37 comments:
Female 5
Is this for people who have more than one?
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Male 15,832
greenspark82 "If you need an owner`s manual, you obviously don`t own one. LMFAO"

Yeah, but sometimes I rent...

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Male 2,860
It`s not and owners manual I need, just a user guide.
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Male 680
Heh, pretty funny.

Yes, the author is a woman. "Dr. Carol"

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Female 471
Sadly, there are a lot of women who don`t even understand the on they`ve got. Thank opressive religious systems for making people too scare to get to know their own bodies. <.<
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Male 15,832
Quik2TheStab "I understood the joke, I was just trying to say that if you think something is creepy, age should not matter.

A thirteen year old making the same comment should receive a similar response."

So, Quik2TheStab, am I to take it that you were ragging on Queen-Neve for her blatant ageism and not on me for being a lecherous old creep? In that case, I offer you my sincere and humble apology. :-)

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Female 365
If you need an owner`s manual, you obviously don`t own one. LMFAO :-D
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Male 8,302
> cookii
> I think by "owner`s manual" they meant people who actually own a vagina, ie women.

Whatchutalkinboutwillis?? *I* own my missus` vag!

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Female 1,299
Binary, I think by "owner`s manual" they meant people who actually own a vagina, ie women.
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Male 658
I understood the joke, I was just trying to say that if you think something is creepy, age should not matter.

A thirteen year old making the same comment should receive a similar response.

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Female 1,283
OldOllie, you`re still my hero.
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Male 15,832
Queen-Neve "i tought your comment was funny
but the i saw your age"

Quik2TheStab"What does his age matter? It`d be creepy no matter how old he is."

Obviously, neither of you children were smart enough to get the joke. The book in the picture is an "Owner`s Manual." That implies that a vagina is a product, since owner`s manuals usually come with products that you purchase like a computer or a car. (Am I going too fast for you here?)

And what the hell does my age have to do with it, Queenie? Are you planning to stop having sex when you reach 50? If so, I think any prospective future husband deserves fair warning.

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Female 668
oh my god thank you! it all falls into place...
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Male 3,915
@B-b-beccah

the youtube videos with "kelly"...you know...."shoes" "muffins" ...."i gotta have that top"...that kelly...

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Female 2,352
Oh I don`t know how I`ve maintained without an owners manual. X3
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Female 668
Jazzycakes, what is that from?! Because it is driving me mad...!
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Male 217
I quote kellys gay auntie

stimulati stimulati stimulati orgasmo!

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Male 25,416
O the maintenance! but they need to make vaginas for dummies!
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Female 166
You can tell that pic was taken at a college bookstore which just reminds me of a creepy, Lifetime movie I saw years ago where a bunch of college aged girls all pulled down their pants in front of each other to have a look at themselves and make sure everything is in working order. Their teacher had instructed them to do this because it was a part of taking care of themselves. I just wish I could remember the movie`s name.
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Male 658
What does his age matter? It`d be creepy no matter how old he is.
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Female 91
Where can I buy one? (Not a book -- a vagina.)

i tought your comment was funny
but the i saw your age

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Male 15,832
CHICOMIMI "Is it dumb that i want to look at it. lol"

You`re not alone...

http://www.scandalscelebs.com/Free-Pictu... NSFW

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Male 479
So this is for blokes who are married or dating right?
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Male 17,512
"Why is "vaginas" plural? Do some women have two?"

This one did - http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-look-l...

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Male 15,832
Where can I buy one? (Not a book -- a vagina.)
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Male 10,855
An owner`s manual! LOL!
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Female 854
Is it dumb that i want to look at it. lol
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Male 1,425
lmaoo!
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Male 5,194
Why is "vaginas" plural? Do some women have two?
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Male 1,206
I`ve known women that could use this.
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Male 15,510
Vagina for dummies!
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Male 583
vaginaaaaasssss
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Male 5,190
Got to pick one of those up later after work.
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Male 612
How odd...
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Male 7
Lmao
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Male 795
Comes with a 3 year platinum warranty!
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Male 20,110
Link: Still Confused About Vaginas? Buy This Book [Pic] [Rate Link] - We`re assuming there`s lots of terms like `checking the oil,` `dipstick` and `two-stroke pistons.` Safe for work.
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