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Date: 02/28/10 09:00 AM

52 Responses to Sleep Talkin` Man

  1. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Link: Sleep Talkin` Man - Loving wife writes down musings her husband mutters in his sleep. Some content NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:12 am
    is it just me or does every single line sound like something out a Douglass Adams book?
  3. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:12 am
    That`s hilarious!
  4. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:19 am
    I`m afraid my friends will start posting my sleep-talks on the internet o_o
  5. Profile photo of Jesus122500
    Jesus122500 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:22 am
    bushbabies was by far my favorite one
  6. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Wow...
  7. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:38 am
    God that`s funny!
  8. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:51 am
    "Stupid f*cking c*nty b*llocks..... expialidocious."
  9. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:57 am
    lol...so funny...
  10. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:02 am
    these were pretty damn funny. I used to talk in my sleep, I wonder if I still do
  11. Profile photo of HAHAyousuk
    HAHAyousuk Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
    my favorite
    Feb 12 2010
    "She`s knitting me a jumper. drat! I don`t want to be a social outcast. Oh, not good."
  12. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
    that is some of the funniest stuff ive seen come by iab land in quite a while

    *favorited*

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    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Everything`s funnier in an English accent.
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    untiedshoes6 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:08 am
    My favorite: You can`t control the kittens...........Too many whiskers, too many whiskers.
  15. Profile photo of HAHAyousuk
    HAHAyousuk Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:09 am
    I kinda always wondered why people said drat so much... it`s the replacement for the f word.. haha
  16. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:11 am
    this is awesome!!! hahahahahahahha
  17. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Lmao that was awesome

    The Kittens! I can`t control the kittens....too many whiskers!

  18. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:24 am
    How many times did he mention badgers?
    Too many whiskers was a favorite of mine too.
  19. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Hilarious. :) Some of the cleaner insults will probably be used in the next season of House.
  20. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:32 am
    this is my fav IAB post EVAR!
  21. Profile photo of HAHAyousuk
    HAHAyousuk Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:36 am
    my favorite
    Feb 12 2010
    "She`s knitting me a jumper. drat! I don`t want to be a social outcast. Oh, not good."
  22. Profile photo of kappamu
    kappamu Female 18-29
    157 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:52 am
    I`m so glad I came on IAB today and clicked on this one. :)
  23. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:06 am
    The first time I came across this site I laughed so hard I was crying
  24. Profile photo of MCFC89
    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:29 am
    most brilliant thing ever
  25. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    My personal favorite.

    "Why don`t you stand in drat-up corner. You can stay there `til, I don`t know, I-don`t-give-a-poo-about-you `o clock."

  26. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Glorious!
  27. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Haha, that`s fantastic xD Man...if people recorded me sleep talking O.O I can only imagine. That, or get me sleep walking...Farthest i`ve gone is out onto our front porch >_< And into the garage XD
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    SonOfGod Male 18-29
    47 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    lying slut
  29. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    I`m calling BS. They`re obviously just writing down random poo to make a buck.
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    "I`m calling BS. They`re obviously just writing down random poo to make a buck."

    And what of romance novelists?

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Well yes and no! they have there own site and it has been around for some time and they do have videos but to prove or deny is something very hard!
  32. Profile photo of OctoberRose
    OctoberRose Female 18-29
    61 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    One time I woke my boyfriend up to give me directions. He was kind of awake, I guess. He told me to go to Brookland Rd. and then get on the elevator. He was right about Brookland Rd. but I never found the elevator....
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Everybody! get a sleeping walking friend now!
  34. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    HAHAHAH omfg i haven`t laughed that hard in a long time.
  35. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    lol
  36. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    100% confirmed real, I just spoke to her on the phone.
  37. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    I HAVE A SLEEPWALKING FRIEND!!
    lol, well, shes SUPPOSED to sleepwalk
  38. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    "I`m stuck. I`m stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."

    *DIES*

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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    does life throw us that ball we wish we would never have to catch.......
    WHY???
    does she not want the same?
    ..why? does it hurt when i break wind?? why is it difficult to typehaaaaaaa the only life i want to know is not unreasinable through your mortal eyes be what u feel you can acheive and you will find enlightenment this space we share is not but a broomling that we feel we cannot control but we can everything we feel in our dreams and concisionious is not but an alternate reality why does this feeling we cannot control haunt us like we are the demons that we wich control the ones that we seek to destroy and the ones we wish we would not become why why why????????????? ciggarette now u do woever u feel is right becasue wot you want is wat life means dont let them hold u back i love u :)
  40. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    the best one

    "I don`t want to die! I love sex. And furry animals."

  41. Profile photo of Baracus619
    Baracus619 Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Im not buying this at all
  42. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    LOL.. this cracks me up... as a sleep talker myself i am shamed about what exactly i might say so i always go to sleep last.. anywhere!!

    He must be an awesome fella tho to let her post that crap!

  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    The best thing to say "in your sleep" (ie when you`re pretending to be asleep and want to really rattle her) is "I know all about him you know".

    This will drive her nuts.

  44. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 2:56 am
    lmao some of them are creepy!
  45. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 3:05 am
    I dont care if its not real its still fu*king HILARIOUS
  46. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 3:34 am
    "Oh, don`t worry, dear. The spot doesn`t make you ugly. No no no. The rest of your face, now THAT makes you ugly. The spot`s just a highlight."
    HAH HAH !!!
  47. Profile photo of Harkannin
    Harkannin Male 18-29
    175 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    Stupid-f*cking-c*nty-bollocks-expialidocious FTW.
  48. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Too many whiskers! :D
  49. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    Ghosts going bump in the night. Clumsy draters
  50. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    "Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself stupid." BWAHAHAHA!
  51. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I really wish I found it funny. =(

    It just seems so completely and totally unrealistic and fake that it`s not really very funny to me.

  52. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    March 31, 2010 at 1:09 am
    "Hey, who put my elbows on backwards?! That`s not drating funny!"

    Win!

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