Sleep Talkin` Man

Submitted by: NotAllowed 6 years ago Funny
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Loving wife writes down musings her husband mutters in his sleep. Some content NSFW.
There are 52 comments:
Male 725
"Hey, who put my elbows on backwards?! That`s not drating funny!"

Win!
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Female 400
I really wish I found it funny. =(

It just seems so completely and totally unrealistic and fake that it`s not really very funny to me.

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Female 155
"Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself stupid." BWAHAHAHA!
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Male 194
Ghosts going bump in the night. Clumsy draters
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Female 1,172
Too many whiskers! :D
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Male 175
Stupid-f*cking-c*nty-bollocks-expialidocious FTW.
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Male 660
"Oh, don`t worry, dear. The spot doesn`t make you ugly. No no no. The rest of your face, now THAT makes you ugly. The spot`s just a highlight."
HAH HAH !!!
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Female 248
I dont care if its not real its still fu*king HILARIOUS
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Female 2,027
lmao some of them are creepy!
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Male 8,302
The best thing to say "in your sleep" (ie when you`re pretending to be asleep and want to really rattle her) is "I know all about him you know".

This will drive her nuts.

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Female 437
LOL.. this cracks me up... as a sleep talker myself i am shamed about what exactly i might say so i always go to sleep last.. anywhere!!

He must be an awesome fella tho to let her post that crap!

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Male 38
Im not buying this at all
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Male 227
the best one

"I don`t want to die! I love sex. And furry animals."

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Male 583
does life throw us that ball we wish we would never have to catch.......
WHY???
does she not want the same?
..why? does it hurt when i break wind?? why is it difficult to typehaaaaaaa the only life i want to know is not unreasinable through your mortal eyes be what u feel you can acheive and you will find enlightenment this space we share is not but a broomling that we feel we cannot control but we can everything we feel in our dreams and concisionious is not but an alternate reality why does this feeling we cannot control haunt us like we are the demons that we wich control the ones that we seek to destroy and the ones we wish we would not become why why why????????????? ciggarette now u do woever u feel is right becasue wot you want is wat life means dont let them hold u back i love u :)
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Female 674
[hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I`m stuck. I`m stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."

*DIES*

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Male 2,056
I HAVE A SLEEPWALKING FRIEND!!
lol, well, shes SUPPOSED to sleepwalk
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Male 1,190
100% confirmed real, I just spoke to her on the phone.
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Female 295
lol
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Female 407
HAHAHAH omfg i haven`t laughed that hard in a long time.
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Male 15,510
Everybody! get a sleeping walking friend now!
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Female 61
One time I woke my boyfriend up to give me directions. He was kind of awake, I guess. He told me to go to Brookland Rd. and then get on the elevator. He was right about Brookland Rd. but I never found the elevator....
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Male 25,416
Well yes and no! they have there own site and it has been around for some time and they do have videos but to prove or deny is something very hard!
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Male 9,306
"I`m calling BS. They`re obviously just writing down random poo to make a buck."

And what of romance novelists?

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Male 1,931
I`m calling BS. They`re obviously just writing down random poo to make a buck.
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Male 47
lying slut
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Female 1,682
Haha, that`s fantastic xD Man...if people recorded me sleep talking O.O I can only imagine. That, or get me sleep walking...Farthest i`ve gone is out onto our front porch >_< And into the garage XD
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Male 1,625
Glorious!
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Male 893
My personal favorite.

"Why don`t you stand in drat-up corner. You can stay there `til, I don`t know, I-don`t-give-a-poo-about-you `o clock."

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Male 122
most brilliant thing ever
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Female 838
The first time I came across this site I laughed so hard I was crying
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Female 157
I`m so glad I came on IAB today and clicked on this one. :)
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Male 153
my favorite
Feb 12 2010
"She`s knitting me a jumper. drat! I don`t want to be a social outcast. Oh, not good."
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Male 677
this is my fav IAB post EVAR!
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Male 527
Hilarious. :) Some of the cleaner insults will probably be used in the next season of House.
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Female 1,403
How many times did he mention badgers?
Too many whiskers was a favorite of mine too.
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Male 535
Lmao that was awesome

The Kittens! I can`t control the kittens....too many whiskers!

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Male 2,748
this is awesome!!! hahahahahahahha
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Male 153
I kinda always wondered why people said drat so much... it`s the replacement for the f word.. haha
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Female 57
My favorite: You can`t control the kittens...........Too many whiskers, too many whiskers.
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Female 612
Everything`s funnier in an English accent.
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Male 1,403
that is some of the funniest stuff ive seen come by iab land in quite a while

*favorited*

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Male 153
my favorite
Feb 12 2010
"She`s knitting me a jumper. drat! I don`t want to be a social outcast. Oh, not good."
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Male 1,347
these were pretty damn funny. I used to talk in my sleep, I wonder if I still do
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Male 3,915
lol...so funny...
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Male 677
"Stupid f*cking c*nty b*llocks..... expialidocious."
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Female 7,833
God that`s funny!
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Female 209
Wow...
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Male 24
bushbabies was by far my favorite one
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Female 491
I`m afraid my friends will start posting my sleep-talks on the internet o_o
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Female 1,212
That`s hilarious!
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Male 346
is it just me or does every single line sound like something out a Douglass Adams book?
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Female 526
Link: Sleep Talkin` Man [Rate Link] - Loving wife writes down musings her husband mutters in his sleep. Some content NSFW.
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