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Date: 02/27/10 08:06 AM

55 Responses to Since When Has Making Coffee Been So Hard? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Link: Since When Has Making Coffee Been So Hard? - You need a doctorate in math just to make a pot.
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    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 8:30 am
    That coffee machine looks surprisingly happy about something.
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    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 8:32 am
    It must be really good coffee
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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 8:39 am
    It puts the coffee in the pot or else it gets the hose again
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 8:50 am
    hmm, i reckon...6 >.>
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    ICanHasWin Male 13-17
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    February 27, 2010 at 8:51 am
    What has it got do do with lambda? That`s wavelength.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Ah, I was using (1/n,5]), thought it tasted a bit off!
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 9:21 am
    pfft, you should see the directions for the expresso machine.
  9. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 9:34 am
    Pfft, you should see that it`s called "espresso".
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    oxyl Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2010 at 9:39 am
    42
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    MariusUt Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 9:48 am
    I think it means 4-6 scoops per pot of water, but I`m not sure.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 9:53 am
    But I can`t do math without my coffee.
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    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 10:04 am
    @ oxyle: FTW!nice "Guide" reference. lol!
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 10:08 am
    /me sips her coffee and stares blankly at the board
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Use one half the number of cups to determine the number of scoops.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 10:22 am
    sorry @ElDavo, didn`t realize your life was so meaningless that you had to correct teh interwebs spellings.

    oh, and just cause >> http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/expresso

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    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 10:25 am
    why is there a smily face in that equation
  18. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Haha. "Oh, he called me on using fake words. poo, I better insult him."

    I have my own proof that it isn`t a word: Type expresso into the comment box. It puts a red "spelling error" line under it, right? That`s because it`s impossible to spell fake words correctly.

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    carla_234 Female 30-39
    31 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 10:43 am
    http://coffeefaq.com/site/node/47

    i like coffee..brb

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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 11:01 am
    lol, i saw ElDavo`s post, im pretty sure its espresso. yea? and what the eff is that on the board??? *brain juice oozes out of ear* coffee=not hard. calc=death
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    Xutar Male 13-17
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    February 27, 2010 at 11:11 am
    this isnt hard, its just whether you know set theory and/or lambda calculus
  22. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 11:41 am
    "But I can`t do math without my coffee."

    It`s a vicious circle.

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    jbwhite Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 11:46 am
    And if you type colour into it, it is also underlined, yet it is a correct spelling. So as far as your proof goes, bravo good sir; bravo.

    Lemme guess, you think the french don`t have a word for entrepreneur?

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    sl212 Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Agree with Xutar. Looks complicated because of all the symbols but I swear most of it cancels out? It`s been awhile though..
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    jbwhite: Colour = British color. Expresso =/= British espresso. Your argument is irrelevant.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Thats only a formula for the style of coffee that the person who wrote the fomula would have deemed a good coffeee. With natural variation, quantities would vary given the requested strength could not be the same for everyone! I like coffee!
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    ah, stats. what a great class
  28. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    what the f**k does half life have to do with coffee!?!?!?!
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    I would love a teacher like this, who makes us use whatever we learned to do some crazy long step problem of a simple procedure. It would really let us appreciate the person who said "Aww @$#* it, let`s just put three big buttons on it and forget this math stuff."
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    It irritates me when I don`t understand something.
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    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    ;A;
  32. Profile photo of SynthNinja
    SynthNinja Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    The answer is... what?... Oh, six.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    The answer is 42
  34. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    February 27, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    it was all good till i hit the formula

    god forsake.

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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    February 27, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    It seems like this guy cares more about impressing others than about getting someone to make him a drinkable cup of coffee.
  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    "Let N be the number of times the dork who wrote this has ever been laid, and multiply by the number of cups of coffee made each day, so that N(Cm)=0"
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    Who let Stephen Hawking at the coffee maker again??
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Hah! lionhart2!
  39. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Sure, you`d need a doctorate to work out the formula, but the "Hint: Try 6" on the side is the easy way out. Just like copying from the nerd next to you :D
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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    I think a lot of the nerd-bashing in this page in response to a simple bit of humor smacks of jealousy.

    Especially the extraordinarily predictable `Hurr, I don`t get the math so I`ll insult his sex life` comments.

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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    There is only one to blame... Japan. Even though its written in English..
  42. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    Right on catbarf.
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    k10josumm Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2010 at 2:02 am
    im pretty sure (about 100%) u dont need a doctorate to work this out jamesuyt
  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:42 am
    Or you could cheat and read the user`s manual. >.>
  45. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:27 am
    screw that, i`ll just go to starbucks
  46. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 4:21 am
    Um.. I`m pretty this is a joke... btw. ;)
  47. Profile photo of Inteluhgint
    Inteluhgint Male 18-29
    135 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Of Course!
  48. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:02 am
    coffee machine has a face :O
  49. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:32 am
    well *i* thought it was funny.
  50. Profile photo of Keegan31
    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:33 am
    My Phd allows my to solve this equation: I read the hint.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    lol...i`d just try 6....
  52. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 1:28 am
    3 scoops or 6 tablespoons is always adequate for a full pot of coffee unless you are using a giant azz 2 gallon percolator.
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    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 3:07 am
    try 6 lol
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
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    March 4, 2010 at 8:59 am
    -brain melts-

    ._____.

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