Q: Why Do People Become Gay? [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Weird

A: Gay demons.
There are 88 comments:
Female 914
he has an awesome figure
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Male 2,788
he`s FAB-U-LOUS!
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Male 7
I agree with big momma: Reminds me of that sketch too.
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Female 713
Somebody`s Faaaaaaabuloooooooous!
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Male 25,417
still fd up!
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Female 155
gay demon? LOL
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Female 92
Gay demon? Brilliant! That`s my new excuse.
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Female 474
i`m brian fellow and i don`t like that parrot!
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Female 855
guy on the right looks like LaVarr Burton.
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Female 365
no, he is not necessarily possessed by gay demons now cross-dressing demons with no pride about their makeup skills that`s a possibility.
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Male 698
if I got possessed by gay demons just help me exorcise the demon out even though i am agnostic
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Male 163
i agree...it looks just like Tracy Morgan
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Male 42
"Doesn`t anybody else think that the man in the dress kind of looks like Tracy Morgan? XD haha."

I was JUST about to post that hahaha! His expression makes him look completely like him!

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Female 2
Doesn`t anybody else think that the man in the dress kind of looks like Tracy Morgan? XD haha.
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Male 4
NO the man in the suit is the one posessed by the gay demon. thats just his supermanly wife in her wedding dress
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Male 1,043
Yea... whatever..
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Male 2
oMG THIS IS SO WRONG.
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Male 2,893
Uhhhhhhhhhh............ Sure...
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Male 122
This could be a very funny movie starring the Wayons brothers. Well, maybe not THAT funny.
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Female 859
Oh!
Of course!
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Male 2,861
Hmm, obviously the demon doesn`t know the difference between gay and transvestite.
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Male 1,793
And hoop ear rings...
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Male 741
Apparently in this case, demons that don`t know you`re not supposed to wear white before Easter or after Labor Day.
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Female 179
HAHAHA... that is the most beautiful caption i have ever seen
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Male 725
LMFAO
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Male 8
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Jerry Springer is awesome..
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Female 1,048
A nice string of pearls would just finish off the outfit!
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Female 5,222
rofl XD
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Male 1,882
That answers my question about how people become insane, not gay. :(
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Male 5,189
Explains a lot I guess. oO
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Male 19
@a1butcher
you racist son of a b*tch....gord gord gord....
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Male 3,755
So Anne Heche and Lindsay Lohan were only possessed by gay demons too?
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Male 9,305
"@ Nidonemo: I actually think the strapless, white bustier with the subtle beading at the waist is quite fetching... Looks like his wedding dress!"

Wedding!? Where? Wal-Mart?! XD

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Male 4,807
So.... black people can be gay too???
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Male 17,512
comp_wizard: Nice try at a cut-n-paste, But it got cut off by the character limit.

Gay to Straight conversion is controversial, But it doesn`t `cause` psychosis. Sometimes there is an underlying psychosis that is revealed, But that`s not exclusive to this sort of mental therapy. All mental treatment has risks.

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Female 198
lol oh geez
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Male 110
LOL. That is all.
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Female 202
@ Nidonemo: I actually think the strapless, white bustier with the subtle beading at the waist is quite fetching... Looks like his wedding dress!

@ PsychGeek: Kinda with Mauser on this one... hating the new IAB design, also!

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Female 1,798
@ Mauser:

If you don`t like the new design, leave the site. Stop your whining.

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Male 215
Q: Why do demons become gay? A: More gay demons.
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Male 1,222
My 200th post
You suck IAB bring the old design back!
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Male 9,305
No amount of evil possession in the WORLD could make a self respecting man OR woman wear THAT piece of poo.

I`m sorry, was I on the crapper when they announced LAMPSHADES to be high fashion?

I`m scared that if I tugged a loose thread on his pants he`d light up the room!

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Female 236
ROFL at blacksteel, That made my day!

And it`s weird, my mom says I`m possessed for being bi too. I think it`s a christian thing...That being said , I`m christian but i just don`t believe it`s possession.

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Female 4,225
5Cats- I think you just solved the gay problem

thing is, dang devil worshippin` `s what the devil wants. Gosh darn it

*gets a book out*

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Female 531
I betcha some religion brain washed him to think that. : / it`s okay dude, you can be gay, you`re not possessed by anything.
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Male 40,302
[quote]So, can gay people become straight if possessed by heterosexual demons?[/quote]
Oh absolutely korahn!
This one time, I was posessed by a Macaroni Demon? Now I`m banned from every Italian restaurant in town!
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Male 1,013
Woohoo!!! I`ll bring the maple syrup and some poutine! (you have to bring the Molsen... they only sell the fake stuff here in the states)
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Female 3,828
lol gay demon! thats a new one...
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Female 1,677
Furpie: Not to make anything official, but I`d do a chick.
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Male 138
Those demons must be faaaaaaaabulous!
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Female 125
Heterosexual demons...if it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone. Don`t let them take away your fabulocity. Beware.
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Male 301
look at those eyes
those are "gay" demon eyes
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Male 131
So I take it about 40% of the worlds population is possessed then? o.o
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Male 1,435
So, can gay people become straight if possessed by heterosexual demons?
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Female 1,798
I love how EVERY time a post concerning homosexuality pops up, someone starts a debate about whether it`s right or wrong, natural or unnatural, etc. You`d think we`d all get our ideas out the first few times around :p
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Male 2,510
It`s the only obvious explanation.
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Male 1,013
@Boadicea - You`re straight? c`mon, we all know that all women are bi... (ps, don`t ruin it for me) |-(
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Male 8,302
There`s only one way to get that demon out of him - slap that bitch someone.
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Male 169
Get it guurl! Look at his facial expression... totally sassy and "I don`t care, I don`t care! I do what I want!" Wish there was a YouTube vid though.

LOL... IAB has been on a "showing the idiocy of closed-minded people" streak the past cup of days. Go you! :)

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Male 12
@Boadicea - People DO become gay if they are possessed by the Gay Demons! FACT
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Male 305
Very good mam, choose your you semantic, take ten paces, turn and let er rip.
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Female 31
Ha, how stupid.
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Female 446
Ummmm...The guy on the left does look a little gay...but that`s not a fault and looks no way near being posessed by a demon or whatever. His girlfriend on the right is sublime...with that lovely shoulder baring white dress. Demon? Where?..Where?
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Female 1,677
People don`t become gay, they are gay. When did I become straight? Uhh.. I didn`t, I just WAS. Oh yeah I`m picking a semantics fight, that`s how I roll.
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Male 194
CrakrJak, you`ve just potentially triggered a flame-war. But then, the initial post is also a flame-war waiting to happen, so I don`t really blame you for it. I will, however, attempt to formulate a well-reasoned response.

Scientific evidence shows that sexual orientation is physiologically determined. Some people are heterosexual, some are homosexual, and some are bisexual, and no human or demonic intervention can alter this. Of those that are physiologically bisexual, many have sexual preferences for one gender or another. So-called "gay conversion" therapies use psychological techniques to modify these preferences. When used on bisexuals, such treatments can successfully convert a person from "gay" to "straight." When used on true homosexuals, the treatment fails to achieve the desired result, and almost always causes mental illness of some form. Because it is different to tell gay-leaning bisexuals from true homosexuals, such treatments are ill-advis

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Male 2,690
I could`ve told you that!
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Male 17,512
"You can exorcise the gay out of people?"

I don`t know about `exorcism` per se, But there are ministries and Christian rehabs that have been successful in conversion from gay to straight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex-gay

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Female 1,578
LOL win
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Male 10,440
HA! How hilariously backward. But you can only take in so much stupid before it stops being funny.
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Female 40
You can exorcise the gay out of people?
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Male 1,013
I had no idea Tracy Morgan was gay. Doesn`t he have like 15 kids?
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Male 191
If a signal was sent out over the Jerry Springer show that would kill anyone watching for more than 30 seconds the world would be a much better place.
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Male 25,417
He used to be ccol! now look at em! :P
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Female 4,197
of course! So is the guy in the tutu the gay demon?
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Male 14,331
WTF is it me or does the guy in the dress kinda look like a thinner Tracy Morgan?
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Male 734
Poor Jerry. Used to be a very good politician. :(
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Male 1,678
Knew it!
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Male 7,813
of course its Jerry, where the hell else would you see this on tv.
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Male 214
So Why Do Demons Become Gay?
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Male 98
Fairy tails.
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Male 145
i am sad to say that i did see this episode. but on a happy note they were married by the rev. schnorr.
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Male 4,793
I`ll call the Winchesters and get them right on this one. (anybody??)
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Male 2,148
Jerry Springer: The epitome of class in the United States.
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Female 3,574
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Female 82
I saw something similar where a mother was whacking her daughter on the head with a bible because she said there was a demon in her telling her to be lesbian, the whole things ridiculous
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Female 721
I saw that episode. Really stupid.
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Female 9,558
I saw something similar on the Tyra Banks Show.
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Female 1,780
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