Planned Parenthood`s New Ad Campaign [Pic]

Submitted by: PreoSmo 7 years ago in

Their advice on an alternative contraceptive--looks like it might be pretty effective. (NSFWish)
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Male 2,850
1: If it doesn`t feel enjoyable for you after the initial discomfort, then don`t do it; it might just not be to your personal tastes, is all (certainly, the female lack of a prostate may be a factor).

2: If you`ve got poo "waiting for you" when you do it, then you`re not doing it right. In the least crude terms I can think of, you make a visit to the bathroom first at the very least, to get yourself clean and ready.

3: I worry about some of you so-called adults if all this about a very common sexual act is entirely unknown to you.
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Male 80
eesh
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Male 20
@Alpha geek well at least if he` see`s this and does`nt get the talk you won`t have to worry bout being a grandfather
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Male 440
I`ll make sure to remember that.
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Male 298
Up the bum,
no harm done.
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Male 430
only NSFWish?
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Male 5
Oh Jeez my 9 y.o. read IAB sometimes...guess that means he won`t be needing that "birds and the bees" talk now. Thanks internet!
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Female 447
Well that does work!!! I haven`t had any kids yet ;)
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Female 713
Oh my! One in the stink...
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Male 15,832
Pooter: the other cooter.
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Female 1,283
Ouch.
Too bad those muscles in the arse won`t contract again.
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Male 541
"Take one in the fanny, save money on a nanny!"
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Female 876
I`m appalled that Planned Parenthood would create this ad.. Anal without contraception?! That`s a UTI for him and reeeal quick STD passing for both of them.

That said, I think it`s a fake ad.

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Male 23
we all know she cant feel it.....
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Male 678
Classy!
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Female 1,148
ewww and owww.
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Male 4,680
"Got a better idea. How about try to not have sex unless you want a kid. Oh wait.. I guess people think we don`t work that way. "
You must live a very boring life if you only have sex when you want a child.
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Male 136
That`s a great ad :D

Props to Musuko42, I lol`d. But I`ll stick to sticking it to women, with a condom of course.

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Male 3,915
lol @ artichoke...XD
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Male 1,297
AWESOME!
...awesome
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Male 553
Surprise butt secs?
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Male 228
@Musuko42

Or "Don`t want a baby? Vasectomy!"

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Female 961
lmao high five musuko42 i totally agree
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Female 5,222
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Male 2,703
"Not to mention the cost of formula! Diapers! Stretch marks! Wipes! Child support! Not getting child support! ETC.!"

breastmilk is free, use cloth diapers if you`re poor (they may be a hassle, but they`re cheaper than $.25 per diaper change), use cocoabutter to avoid stretch marks, use a wash rag instead of wipes (again cloth reusable), [child support] how about you stay with the baby`s daddy or better yet, wait until you`re married so the kid doesn`t end up crazy.

if all else fails, put the kid up for adoption or into an orphanage.

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Female 407
musuku, i just laughed so hard from your comment. i love you.
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Male 2,850
"How about try to not have sex unless you want a kid."

Funny, I can have sex all I like without wanting, nor getting, a baby.

New campaign, perhaps? "Don`t want a baby? Go gay!"

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Female 198
"you say its an exit not an entrance. but i bet we`ve all walked through an exit door of a building at some point in our lives"

"yeah except for the fact that there wasnt poo waiting for us inside the exit door."

unless it was the exit door to a bathroom. then yes, there is poo waiting for us inside the exit door.

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Male 2,893
HEY GUYS!!!
Use the Uzi method.
Spray and Pray.
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Female 3,726
feiku Female, 18-29, Western US
322 Posts Saturday, February 27, 2010 5:32:42 PM I don`t like anal. I was with a guy who was REALLY into it and I would try and give it a chance almost everytime we did it but even after it got past the `pain` point it still didn`t feel good. :/
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And thank you for sharing....
Can we get a round of applause for FEIKU?
*clap clap clap*

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Male 162
Got a better idea. How about try to not have sex unless you want a kid. Oh wait.. I guess people think we don`t work that way.
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Male 2,850
1: If it doesn`t feel enjoyable for you after the initial discomfort, then don`t do it; it might just not be to your personal tastes, is all (certainly, the female lack of a prostate may be a factor).

2: If you`ve got poo "waiting for you" when you do it, then you`re not doing it right. In the least crude terms I can think of, you make a visit to the bathroom first at the very least, to get yourself clean and ready.

3: I worry about some of you so-called adults if all this about a very common sexual act is entirely unknown to you.

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Male 1,178
NSFWish??? Are you drating kidding me. This is the most NSFW thing ever seen on this site I would imagine..
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Male 1,083
i`m gonna throw out all my condoms asap.
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Male 270
Or um, just a shot in the dark here, use a condom.
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Male 431
"you say its an exit not an entrance. but i bet we`ve all walked through an exit door of a building at some point in our lives"

You sir make an excellent point.

yeah except for the fact that there wasnt poo waiting for us inside the exit door.

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Male 3,819
Or you could avoid anything completely unnecessary and wear a condom.
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Female 291
Butt sex is wild and dont cause no child.

mmmm anal :P

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Male 425
Umm ill pass on the whole anal sex thing. im not into that
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Female 999
They are right though.
Not to mention the cost of formula! Diapers! Stretch marks! Wipes! Child support! Not getting child support! ETC.!
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Male 833
"you say its an exit not an entrance. but i bet we`ve all walked through an exit door of a building at some point in our lives"

You sir make an excellent point.

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Female 2,352
I don`t think its real but damn that is funny! X3
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Female 387
Um...I volunteered for planned parenthood for 7 years, they would never release such irresponsible advertising. I really hope people don`t think this is a real ad because it`s not.
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Male 1,834
:-)
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Male 52
You stay classy, Planned Parenthood.
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Male 734
claaaaaaaasssssssy!
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Female 682
remember kids...when in doubt, the safest sex is self sex...
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Male 1,153
you say its an exit not an entrance. but i bet we`ve all walked through an exit door of a building at some point in our lives
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Male 2,703
"but even after it got past the `pain` point it still didn`t feel good. :/"

felt like taking a giant poo and sucking it back in right?

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Male 5,189
That`s an exit not an entrance. Nuff said.
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Male 2,690
I lol`d!
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Female 525
I don`t like anal. I was with a guy who was REALLY into it and I would try and give it a chance almost everytime we did it but even after it got past the `pain` point it still didn`t feel good. :/
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Female 3,562
More than a little NSFW, I should say.
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Male 8,300
> majornougat
> This IS shopped right? RIGHT?!?!?!

> feedee88
> please tell me this is actually not a real ad?!

Assuming its USian, the Print Industry Advertising Standards Authority prohibits the use of the words "anal sex" and "crotch" in any printed advertisement, regardless of intended placement, and only allows use of the word "ass" in ads intended for Restricted publications, so yes, its fake.

There are similar laws in other countries.

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Male 522
corydoras that is a fail my friend
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Male 335
it doesn`t have to hurt. Just use some sort of lube.
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Male 48
This IS shopped right? RIGHT?!?!?!
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Male 2,850
And yeah, as said below; it only hurts if you do it wrong.
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Male 2,850
@Corydoras87

"2nd Condoms are not made for anal.. they will rip rather fast."

Simply not true. Any condom at the "extra safe" end of the strength range is more than adequate.

If you`re ripping anything, you`re doing it wrong.

Oh, and in answer to earlier; no, gay guys don`t just do anal sex because it`s "all there is", just as vaginal is not the only sex option open to straight couples.

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Male 2,229
it only hurts if you do it wrong...
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Male 15,832
This can`t possibly be from Planned Parenthood. They`d rather you got knocked up so they can sell you an abortion. It`s their biggest source of income.

That being said, this is GREAT advice, ladies! }-)

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Female 4,376
I saw this picture like 5 years ago but I still find it hilarious when I see it.
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Male 54
I think Doug Stanhope came out with this idea a few years back. Glad to see someone finally took him up on it
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Male 10,440
Its as pleasurable as taking a dump.
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Female 107
anal sex doesn`t HAVE to hurt.
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Male 2,748
hahahhhaahaha... wow... i dont think too many girls are gonna go for that... just sayin.
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Male 642
"thats gotta be a fake. Hello condoms! gotta have protection no matter what orifice you stick it in!"

1st. The ad says that there is no such thing around.
2nd Condoms are not made for anal.. they will rip rather fast. Sure there are condoms that are for anal use but they are not the "normal" ones.

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Male 79
i`ve seen this before...can`t say where..the planned parenthood logo was just added....not saying shopped...just altered
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Female 9,585
XD wow.
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Male 138
Take one in the fanny, save money on a nanny!
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Male 119
ish? that is way beyond ish
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Female 365
thats gotta be a fake. Hello condoms! gotta have protection no matter what orifice you stick it in!
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Male 1,351
You know, I think that Planned parenthood has come up with much less effective ways. At least this one "drills" the message right into you. (I know it`s fake, don`t worry).
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Male 1,403
nsfwISH?
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Male 25,416
Thats pretty direct but i know this is fake!
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Male 291
"THAT IS NOT REAL! I can`t believe this is on here. I thought IAB was "family friendly" or some other poo I was told when I posted a "risque" pic."

You, madam, should probably check the 10 random NSFW-ish pics that are put on this site almost every day. and to think that this site (or the internet) is in any way "family friendly" is not very bright

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Male 645
Pull and pray!!
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Female 95
please tell me this is actually not a real ad?! what the hell is wrong with these people!
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Female 3,726
THAT IS NOT REAL! I can`t believe this is on here. I thought IAB was "family friendly" or some other poo I was told when I posted a "risque" pic.
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Male 29
There are not a lot of intelligent people in the Planned Parenthood organization, are there?
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Male 976
Old...I`ve seen that before. :P
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Male 145
this is not as bad as planned parenthood employees advising a 14 year old girl on how to get an abortion w/o her parents knowing, ya know because her parents might be upset the father is 31.
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Female 635
There`s a time when someone `absolutely has to have sex`? If there`s a time when you absolutely have to have sex, I`m guessing you wouldn`t be the saintly type to oppose abortion, therefore this ad has no purpose.
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Male 79
On word, lol.

@taylor_stone: They actually put a billboard in GA with the same ad. I have to see it to believe it.

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Male 7,839
sad thing, this might work better than most of the planned parenthood advertisements ive seen.
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Female 265
Anal sex poses a pregnancy risk too if ejaculate drips down :/ Also STI`s...
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Male 40
i`m turned on
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Male 2,688
They made this a billboard in GA on Rt 95. lol
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Male 1,815
Thanks for the info, musuko. Speaking as a straight man who has performed the deed on a WILLING young lady, I gotta say, most are not built for that. I think it`s either just more enjoyable for guys, or gay guys just do it because it`s really the only option.
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Male 2,850
Speaking as a gay man, if it hurts for longer than just the first few minutes, then you`re doing it wrong.

We wouldn`t be doing it if it was all discomfort and hurt, after all.

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Female 3,828
lol that cracked me right up. i guess it makes ..some..sense. but you could still get a std.
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Female 1,112
Actually it is real. GO PP!! Planned parenthood is know for it`s witty and sometimes shocking campaigns. I mean when you have Pro-life extremists, the catholic church and the other wing nuts out there crawling up ass (heh) about the fact that they don`t like you, why not?
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Female 414
rofl! that just gave me a good laugh
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Male 931
If only this was a real ad.
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Female 691
Her face gives me the giggles. And of course it`s fake. Like they`d get away with that.
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Male 848
The sign is in the way.
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Female 92
I pity anyone who thinks this is real.
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Female 1,593
Fake. :|
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Male 2,148
That`s a very good point. I think. I haven`t ever taken it in the ass, so I wouldn`t really know.
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Female 299
noooo thank you.
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Male 3,425
Well it`s certainly attention grabbing!
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Female 472
Link: Planned Parenthood`s New Ad Campaign [Pic] [Rate Link] - Their advice on an alternative contraceptive--looks like it might be pretty effective. (NSFWish)
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